#i’m just soooo mad

[rivangel]

mmm rant about how much i despise my brit lit professor (because 2 posts wasn’t enough i guess)

-like i’ve said, just to give u an idea of what he’s like and because i’m lame, he’s like if eren and floch’s personalities combined but with extra intelligence

- on the FIRST day of class he ranted about how much he HATES cats. and sort of gave a weird example about how dumb and useless cats are??? alright KEEP your opinion but KEEP your ugly yapping out of my ears

i rly don’t care if someone doesn’t like cats. but to proclaim loudly and proudly how much you hate them is a big red flag idc

- i’m uncomfortable every single class because of how sexual his lectures are. i mean it’s INSANELY uncomfortable. sexual themes or sex in a literary work is one thing but he gets into the details at length and it’s just…

- the type of guy who would say facts don’t care about your feelings and he’s defending nationalism or something equally as objectively Bad

- for maybe 2 seconds it looks like there’s a guiding light of grace when he talks about procreation not being inherently sexual and how it’s beautiful - only to follow up with really weird tangents with really gross implications.

like the time he implied that he envies crusty old men of the past who could buy girl child brides ????

- this condescending asshole

he reminds me of those jock type high school boys who always played “devil’s advocate” in history class. simply CANT resist talking down to us as a class any chance he gets, including and especially in the directions to assignments and the fucking SYLLABUS

- this would be a long explanation if i drag it out, but long story short this guy’s class is as far across campus as it gets from my previous class. it’ll take me 15min at LEAST to get there, and there’s only 10min between each class

will he tolerate being 5minutes late because of these circumstances? NO. and it’s disrespectful if you even THINK about it

- the emotional intelligence of the bloody rock cain killed abel with honestly

- normally i appreciate unconventional crass professors who are casual in class. but it’s like i’m being rambled at for over an hour by a 14 year old hick on viagra who happens to have a phd.

- i’ve also talked about this, but has absolutely no respect or regard for any student in his class or their potential disabilities or life struggles and circumstances. just assumes you’re on the exact same page as him and will blindly get on your knees and lick his shoes as long as he (1) condescendingly explains that it’s intellectually appropriate and (2) after giving a 40 minutes lecture about shoe licking with softcore pron sprinkled throughout

- specifically, he made a brief mention how for next class, he “probably won’t be there”. next class was four days later. no email reminder. he expected you to remember - which is hard for me as someone with diagnoses that make me suffer from bad memory retention and memory loss. obviously i didn’t remember (as well as some others).

that next class: he wasted 15 minutes of class gloating about his motorcycle and didn’t take attendance. and for THIS guy, it was on purpose.

- i hate him

- if you want to feel just as bad about yourself as you in your darkest moments do, just ace one of his tests.

[yasbeych]

this is how I see g1 megatron

[thepalerimitation]

Every interracial relationship in a tv show typically goes through some combo of “they’re just friends! Well, ok, they’re dating now but his earlier relationship was better!” and “She’s so mean to him, they shouldn’t date/ she’s TOO good for him, they shouldn’t date��

[chai-berries]

abby coming home after work and you’re fixing dinner — homemade pizza — and she stands in the kitchen, leaning against the counter as she tells you about her day, including a morning gym session that she swears made her buffer

“what?” you laugh and she takes it as a chance to show off for you and jokingly flexes her arms for you, going “oh yeah? how’s this for a gun show?” and you’re giving her your best audience reactions, oohing and awing as she does different poses. you reach up and squeeze her bicep.

“my girl is so strong,” you coo

abby drops her arms and leans into your space “i’ll show you strong” followed by her wrapping her arms around you and picking you up, swinging you around. you squeal out a laugh, begging her to let you down while also never wanting your goofy abby to leave you alone.

[tacobellabeanburrito]

UGH.

I was just reading an Ace Attorney fanfic with a really cool idea and it takes place when Miles, Phoenix and Larry are children and there’s this whole fucking thing where Miles is only friends with Larry because Phoenix is friends with Larry and it makes me sooo uncomfortable!

Miles vehemently keeps saying that Larry isn’t his friend and that he doesn’t like Larry at all and Larry is like, super sad about it and like Larry knows about it and so they only hang out with each other to protect Phoenix or whatever.

And Ik people have the right to write whatever they want and stuff but like. Damn. That’s not? Larry at all? Like ugh, Larry wasn’t even that bad in the story why can’t we just have really good friendship moments with those guys?

[carefulfears]

thinking about maggie looking up at mulder from her deathbed, grabbing his hand, directing her final words to him, rather than her daughter. 20 years after she stepped in between him and a gun, wanting to leave him with something. her grandbaby’s father. how mulder brings up scully’s coma, but for those 3 months “back in the day,” it was him and maggie. it was him and maggie at the crime scene and on the bench outside the fbi and choosing gravestones. how he was always invited by her. “this is a moment for the family, but you can join us.” so many decades of phone calls, check-ins, the way that in wetwired when he calls and she doesn’t answer, he knows. the inherent connection that comes with knowing your closest person’s closest person: two emergency contacts, two people who always have to be notified, two people who are always at the side of a hospital bed or funeral or event. two people who know what “i’m fine” means, what an eye roll means, what a nosebleed means. closeness in the periphery.

[jackie4dinner]

The day people stop feeling entitled to give their opinion on your music taste is the day I can die peacefully.

From now on I’m just going to assume you’re simply too dumb to get it if you tell me you don’t like my taste in music.

[overbearingstruggles]

tiktok

[selttiks4313]

Wilson refusing to talk to house and give him advice, and within seconds he gets sooo wrapped up in House that he talks to him anyway. He just straight up forgets he shouldn’t be talking to him. Wilson can’t even help it… he’s literally powerless in Houses proximity

[amethysttribble]

I have a thought rolling around in my head about how fandom has a very rigid, very bland, very one-dimensional idea of what a ‘good’ parent looks like, and how this vision is entirely fantasy and wish-fulfillment

[turtletaubwrites]

Anyone else going through the *brain only wants to listen to ONE ☝️ song all day everyday* thing?

Nothing else is scratching that brain itch

[contagious-addiction]

*grinding my teeth*

No I don’t need a partner… but what if I wanna be a little unhinged about my interests and cuddle someone and get a little kissy or two and have someone willing to let me talk their ear off for a second and then let me listen to them talk about whatever they want cos I want to hear them talk about something they’re passionate about and maybe fall asleep together while we’re chatting because we’re comfortable with eachother and don’t want to be away from eachother :(

[juniperhillpatient]

It’s so evil that the secrets of sulphur springs was cancelled too soon it was literally such a good show

[wickedhawtwexler]

one of these days i’m gonna go to karaoke and, in an act of drunken bravery, i’m gonna attempt to sing wuthering heights by kate bush

[sonic-adventure-3]

can’t believe i had to hear someone call i am all of me bad. AND CALL SHTH’S SOUNDTRACK AS BEING COMPRISED MAINLY OF JUNK FOOD MUSIC WITH SOME OUTLIERS. fuck you fuck you a million times over. i can shrug off criticism of the game itself, okay. shth is. a game, to be certain. and i can completely understand a frustrating time with the game discolouring your perception of the music. BUT TO SAY ALL THAT SHIT WITH YOUR FULL CHEST AFTER SAYING YOU LISTENED TO THE MUSIC ON ITS OWN??? FUCK YOU. 100% a matter of personal taste. like i actually agree that a some of the soundtrack blends together. not every track has its own unique identity, as the whole of it is representing the one character in environments that (largely due to the strange tone of the game and sheer amount of potentialities) aren’t as distinctive as previous zones and stages in sonic games. that’s a fair criticism! BUT TO SAY IT’S GARBAGE???? TO SAY IT’S JUNK FOOD MUSIC??? TO ACT AS THOUGH THERES LIKE ALL OF 4 TRACKS THAT STAND OUT IN THE ENTIRE SOUNDTRACK??? FUCK YOU. “a lot of the music sounds like a grungy jam session” which is an epic and dope and incredibly enjoyable thing to be, not seeing the downside here.

as you may have figured from my rant above, i watched a youtube video about sonic. risky, i know. i don’t usually let myself be tempted by hedgehogs in the thumbnail, but it was about how sonic music is good and the first 5 minutes didn’t straight up say “sonic is a dogshit series, most if not every game is bad” so i thought i was in the clear. i should’ve known.

i don’t fucking understand people who treat any given piece of sonic media being “bad” or clunky or simplistic or literally any other regurgitated criticism everyone and their mother has been saying for the last 25 years as a crime against humanity. it’s a funny blue hedgehog!! laugh!! cry!! belt nonsensical lyrics and catchy tunes at the top of your lungs while you shower!! repeat poorly translated and poorer performed lines ad nauseam!! it’s funny!! it’s charming!! it’s endearing and i love it immensely!! it’s cheesy and it’s fun and it’s janky and it’s fun and it’s inconsistent and it’s FUN. ITS FUCKING FUN!!! every single piece of sonic media no matter how poor a public opinion it has has something to love about it, has something FUN about it. i truly believe this.

[giddlygoat]

last night while getting ready for bed i was paranoid af because i had stumbled upon a disturbing youtube short [i hate its algorithm and have been thoroughly reminded of this!] and not only did my shampoo bottle have the AUDACITY to randomly make a loud popping sound while i was brushing my teeth, but my lotion bottle also fell off the shelf and scared me again. i had to sleep with the lights on. it was rough