#and i’m here for it

[squidsinashirt]

Update:

- still alive after the pub 10/10

- presented with a pint of beer and this magical pie concoction (which is actually vegan so) 10/10

- shouted a lot of abuse at the other team 10/10 @scramjettracy will be glad I wore a scrambler

- very interesting songs as predicted is this legal?? Parker has warned me if he catches me singing any within earshot of a certain Lady I’ll be banned from the Manor so…

- West Ham are losing… -10/10

- had the offside rule explained to me thrice and I still think it’s a stupid rule but anyway

Update for those invested in the Parker & Gordy West Ham chronicles: apparently you can wear a West Ham scarf to a soccer match, but not a West Ham shirt.

Parker frankly needs to make up his mind about what counts as ‘match day attire’.

If anyone actually understands soccer and wants to explain it… the floor is yours.

[childrenofcain-if]

For me, C and D love triangle is basically MC spending so much time with D while they're dating C and gushing about them 😭 They're idiots in love, your honour

D: the moon is so pretty today...

MC: y’know who else is pretty?

D: *blushes* who?

MC: C 🥰

D:

[raplinenthusiasts]

stuck with him

[wisteriagoesvroom]

all the PR training in the world could never beat the feral gremlin racerboy outta this man

[scrumptiousstuffs]

While Kant was fighting for his life (and demon from the past), Style was just incredibly turn on (and horny) for his hot hitman 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

The Heart Killers EP7

[fluffylord]

This feels strangely familiar. Hang on a sec…

The Devil's Hour / Doctor Who "Heaven Sent"

[oprescuewagon]

Had to do my own take on the meme

But using a quote from ‘to the bone’ lyrics

The line had an impact on me and it gave me kakashi vibes

Slight kakasaku if you squint real hard

[fcb-mv33]

Max I just love you😭😭😭

[black-berryies]

I love that the fandom decided to make them besties

[miranita]

it’s been a while but I’m back…ish, i’ve been on my oc x canon era on twitter so I here’s some unfinished sketches that I’ll probably finish when I get some free time so in the meantime here they are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[natpetersoncore]

through the power of gorilla glue and duct tape, we can put hyrule back together

[aston14s]

the gasps i gasp everytime i see a photo of ferrari!alo 😫 HE LOOKS LIKE A VILLAINOUS PRINCE!!!

[nufc-carraville]

I love how Gaz was genuinely wound up and Carra was laughing 😭

[p6to]

Just came across an absolutely wild stat:

Lando “gonna get Max in the WDC” Norris has scored 70 points since Hungary to Max’ 48, winning one of these races

BUT

Oscar “fuck your championship” Piastri has scored 73, winning one race

AND

Charles “4th fastest car until Monza” Leclerc has scored 67, also winning one race

Lando Norris is looking for danger in the wrong direction

[cakenpiewhyohmy]

Someone called Halsin a Himbo and I would like to clarify, he’s a Hunk not a Himbo.