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all the PR training in the world could never beat the feral gremlin racerboy outta this man
#charles leclerc#cl16#f1#Melbourne GP 2024#I love when the PR facade is simply not present lmao#this is totally the inner kid who pushed max off that track for no logical reason#he’s pure drive and fire and emotion at heart with fierce logic and intelligence layered on top#and that what makes charles so fascinating#imo anyway#also sometimes he’s just a bitch lmao#and I’m here for it
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hihi jess can i request a moodboard if ur willing 🛸🐞🌙🐾🌸 <if these make no sense ill always take a jess' vibecheck 🩷🩷 all the ones you have made till now are so pretty!!!
🛸🐞🌙🐾🌸moodboard for Juni (this is accidentally just ksm as fox mulder moodboard)
#now im just thinking about x files#txf skz..... ksm as mulder- smart seems respectable has a pretty coveted job but everyones like hes weird as hell#also doesnt do what hes told....#lee knows scully bc no ones doing skeptical bitch as well as him. also put him in a ginger wig and a pencil skirt pleeeaassseeee#chan could be skinner bc like The Boss man but hes chill and cool sometimes but also he could be a lone gunman.....#felix is melissa 100% catholic girl all grown up and now is a lil hippy dippy and love is all around. will be killed unfortunately.#Han / changbin / jeongin/ hyunjin lone gunman.... lone gunman yeah.............#hyunjins the hot himbo one that was in the spin off series i liked but no one else has watched bc they crashed a plane into the twin towers#like 6 months before that actually happened so its not on dvd or streaming services lmao#yes.... no one asked for this and yet here i am#ask game#okay gnight for real bye#skz
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Käärijä is ready to let cha cha cha go, I hope he can soon. Let Häärijä wear the yellow or green bolero, so that Käärijä can put more focus on his usual music, while also having the opportunity, time, and creative freedom to experiment to his heart's content. That way he can compartmentalize cha away into its folder, still perform it because it is the song that rocketed him into fame, and not grow to hate it.
(P.S. My liege, pls feed me I crave your bangers)
#ngl im getting bored of it too#i need NEED more music from Käärijä i need the bangers that slap me around#and i will return to cha cha cha sometimes and welcome it like an old friend#i mean he did say that they listened to it a million times and still found it fun and thats (also) why they chose it#but he's allowed to get tired of it#just hope he can have a say in it -- he's at his best when he does what he wants but this type of freedom is not common in the mainstream#there are a few paths ahead of him#i want him to choose the path that will make gim the happiest#he found his audience who will fiercely support him through all because they all want the best for him#käärijä#it is morning i have a migraine im hot and i havent had my coffee yet#i like Käärijä is all#seeing all the videos from last night made me mushy even though some made me kinda uncomfortable lmao#im a back row bitch
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i really like your take on padme in mermay au, she is straight up vicious, it somehow suits her better than her canonical persona? i don't know i never saw her as particularly, overly kind in canon, more like someone who definitely cares but is downright manipulative? idk if i'm making sense, long story short, this version of padme scratched an itch in my brain i didn't know i had
i think padme is always fun to write because versions of her can be very complex and when i write her i like to focus on her capacity for anger (in fics where she and anakin are still together when the fic starts) i'm sure that gets a bit tiring to read for people but i just can't see her character just being calm and placid and ok with losing anakin immediately. she seems too fiery in canon, and she seems to love anakin too much to just let him go
and when im writing padmé in canon fics, i want to balance that part of her with her other parts, like her kindness and a sense of justice and empathy ('a more perfect union' padmé for example is all of those things), but i think all those parts are important.
so i've really liked how easy it's been to lean into padmé's viciousness in the mer au!! it's been super fun for me, because one of my favorite parts of writing different aus is playing with how much a character is of a particular trait (ie., how much of a bitch obi-wan is, how much of a brat anakin is, how much of a good jedi is anakin, how much infinite sadness does obi-wan have etc etc) so i've liked dragging padmé's viciousness all the way up to the top of the scale here
she's a mermaid queen who is queen of a vicious and vain society and being queen means different things in this au than it does in star wars canon, a lot of which boils down to never really hearing the word no and maybe being a bit callous and naive because of it. she's also the most mer in the au because anakin was human for 21 years and obi-wan was human for likeee ~15 years (?) but padmé has been mer all her life and would never want to be human - she's fascinated by anakin, but not in the same way obi-wan was by the humans when he first discovered them and i love trying to distinguish that
#asks#mer au#also i feel like padmé's not especially vicious but like#vicious because of being a mer and being the queen and having all this power and access to pretty things#also i just like writing her sorta crazy cause natalie portman sorta crazy is hot#jk (not really) but women characters can be flawed and still good characters#i feel like there are ebbs and flows in padmé fanon i see where shes a saint or where she's a bitch but a bitch so obikin can be togehter#which basically means a bitch so her actions are all unfounded and mean#but when i write her im always like can i see myself in this situation loving someone the way she loves anakin reacting like this#because she's losing him#and that makes me want to write her as a bitch but like. understandably so. like yeah go for the throat sometimes!!#breakups are messy and shes hurt#(the opposite of bitchy and way off base padme is omniscient angel padme who always knew this day would come and is alright with it)#(which i dislike just as much because she would not take that on the chin and keep walking lmao)#so a more perfect union padme saying that she hates anakin for making her be the one who has to tell him he loves obi-wan#but having to tell him and then asking him to choose her anyway#and then throwing a glass against a wall when he doesn't (amidst a breakdown not pictured in the story)#feels right for me#and mer au padmé spitting mad that obi-wan is interfering with her claim on anakin#so mad that she's like FINE you can marry him but you can ONLY marry him tomorrow#because i know youre both not ready for that#ALSO feels in character for me
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mordecai is the first funny bitch like spends 90% of his time literally just standing there going "i'm dapressed" to himself while everyone in the vicinity takes potshots and then he's clocking in for the night shift where for the next 9 hours people go "god mordecai would it kill you to act like you're having more fun at the [kills you] factory"
#The First Funny Bitch as a phrase from the ''cain was the first funny bitch'' post that i will use with some flexibility. yaknow.#i love going like oh boy a coworker triumvirate. their funny little guy (other duo going ''i want him dead'')#though it's unfair to the savoys lmfao if he's at best sometimes a desk toy to them: they do at least keep calling him babygirl#and giving him special mordecai invitations (by not inviting him) to their hotel room to try to marry him#so if nothing else we do appreciate adding a ton of flair to [afflicting the autistic coworker]#in turn i appreciate that mordecai and viktor's dynamic probably consisted of mutual ''i Do Not Care if my coworker seems weird''#but outside of that; was anyone at lackadaisy aggrieving mordecai with the style & variety that the savoys bring....perhaps not#an upgrade in that realm....and there seems to be Some mutual [i do not care if my coworker seems weird] there again too lol#even while they've all probably been working together like half a week & haven't all worn their getalong sweater long enough#and already mordecai is doing his [not just literally standing there] rogue lone mystery solving deal lmao. wild card that he is#lackadaisy#oh also speaking of [before mordecai went grr i Hate still working here; ripped off the fridge door; went & got a new Hated job]#it's pure bonus comic realm & particularly Elevated Silly Goofs genre at that; but#points for ivy having that Younger Sibling dynamic w/mordecai w/the implication she takes his forbidden condiments index seriously#and like; in general lol not even just a [it's serious when it comes to dealing with this weird guy] way. all the more powerful for that#wait i nearly forgot to mention the hot new otp: mordecai / j.j.#that's right [sad trombone] providing guy. i know enough. first funny bitch 4 first funny bitch.#[guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass] 4 [guy doing his own thing & everyone's like Get His Ass]#and ofc because it is funny in & of itself. & basically like Your New OC. so much room to maneuver that you cannot crash#also hmm like if your nickname for someone is Maybe ''annoying mf'' does it cancel out....eh#numbers flying around intense focus like everything points to ''hatchet would directly translate to hatchette not petit hache''#and if you mon petit hache it (read this w/such a meter that it all rhymes)#900 tons of restraint not going ''wow this is just like analyzing billions'' & by even saying i've managed to avoid as much; now i haven't
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The tiktok with the roses was straight out of Encore and when he posted that video of himself watching the sun on his birthday, that reminded me of your fic about the birthday camping trip! Clearly he's been reading thru the kh4f archive for ideas!
I had absolutely 100% forgot the camping fic was a birthday fic as well omg 😭😭
#that was always one of my favorites 🥺#but also i'm afraid to go back and read it now bc i'm afraid it won't hold up 😭😭#that's so funny tho#my relationship to writing has been so weird recently I genuinely have to remind myself of some of those fics and their details sometimes#but we're working on that 😌#also ig that fic was what 3 years ago now jfc 😭😭#anyways the similarities to pre-existing fic is always entertaining#he really is just a cheesy bitch like me 😌#but also i'm still laughing at how much shared imagery there is between the breakup video and a WIP I've had for the past 15 months lmao#like if I ever finish it and intend to share it i'm going to have to edit it bc it's going to seem incredibly derivative#omg also that q&a he did a while back with the sex on the beach rant? legit a conversation in that same WIP 😂#that's what i get for dragging my feet with writing tbh 😌#@ Ashton if you're looking for more fiction to bring to life how about the part where you have a beard in all of my fics#or what if I start writing the mountain pants back in to my fics do u think i can conjure the return of the mountain pants that way#✍🏻🪄#ask#anon#kh4f writing
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one thing that must be said about coriolanus and katniss is that they both share such a snarky inner voice that despite the seriousness of thg saga (especially mockingjay - the last chapters almost reduced me to tears, it was that heavy) it made me chuckle more than a few times
#coryo is such a petty bitch tho sjehdhdh#there are interesting similarities but also very stark differences!#1. they both have an obvious fixation on food and their growth was somewhat stunted by malnutrition#2. they both have a special memory token from one of their (dead) parents and are emotionally distant from the other#3. they're both survivors (katniss even describes snow in mockingjay as 'the consummate survivor') but coryo relies on his charm and cunning#(a lot of what he shows outwardly is a carefully trimmed performance)#while she's a born hunter and also quite smart but not a planner (actually i'd say katniss can be quite impulsive sometimes)#but she's also forced to perform (in completely different circumstances and a life or death situation)#and i think that's one of the reasons snow thinks everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie. he's projecting#the major difference so far is obviously that coryo is such a snob asshole lmao#but... unpopular opinion: he doesn't start as evil incarnate and i don't understand how people could come out of tboas with this take#that's the point! he gets corrupted by his own choice#but the boy he used to be (as much as he was a capitol born and bred elitist not exactly endorsed#with a huge capability for emotional depth and human warmth) would be horrified by a lot of the crimes he committed later in his life#so far he's just an annoying teenager. emotionally stunted and not very sincere but not an evil guy by any means#anyway both his and katniss' sarcasm are a++#val rereads thg#val speaks#val rambles in the tags#txt
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I really dislike it when people make wei wuxian dumb in fanfics just so other characters seem smarter
Ofc it's fanfiction so it doesn't really matter and I firmly believe anyone is allowed to write even the most ooc bs ever because that's what fanfics are for, to do whatever the hell you want, so that's a slight to no one and just me putting my thoughts out there
So yeah, I'm not saying wei wuxian has to be the smartest, the genius and the prodigy, especially if it's not about him, but he IS very intelligent and making him act stupid and not in a playful way but in serious situations where he is making things worse or depending on others to explain obvious things to him is really weird and feels as if an author either didn't understand his character or just doesn't like him
And again, it's weird for me bc all the time I'm saying that fanfics are for writing whatever you wish but at the same time... sometimes I just want to complain a bit about things I hate 😅
#mdzs#wwx#wei wuxian#i love him a lot and he is a very smart boy#also saw a tweet today that many people actually don't like wei ying all that much and I'm like no way 😟#ofc not everyone will like him#that's obvious for every character ever#but the post made it seem like compared to other main mxtx characters he is less liked#idk if that's true but if it is i want to know why??#is it bc of his canon character or some fanon misinterpretation? or just the main character syndrome#bc i won't lie there are some shows where i dislike the main character just bc they are the main character#and my side bitch isn't getting all the attention#bloom winx club that one is for you#that's like half a joke lmao but it is like that sometimes when you like side characters more#but i love wwx so much and it's hard to imagine him being unlikeable#that's not to say that the making him stupid thing is only for ppl not into him#bc I've seen it happen in wwx-centric fics as well#yeah.... not a fan#and that's enough existing on the internet for today
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openly weeping at the idea of someone genuinely hating soul punk.
#like it makes sense obviously that people would. i guess. but i thought most people who didn't like it just didn't like#it because they didn't like patrick all that much or it was too different or they were just upset about fob's hiatus.#like idk i feel like calling patrick's lyricism bad is a little unfair.#like not to compare 2 bad bitches but he's right there. so pete writes comparatively just as cheesy lyrics.#i like that. don't get me wrong. 'cheesy' as a compliment. but like. patrick's lyrics r 2 cheesy 4 u? the fob fan?#like yes he uses a fash buzzphrase in 'dance miserable.' but i am almost certain he didn't think through the implications of it#and 'people never done a good thing' has like. weird liberal ableism in it. but that one was a bonus track and once again reads#very much like something he just. didn't think about very hard. still bad. but it's better than him doing it on purpose.#especially given how much of soul punk actually is actively trying very hard 2 be progressive and the former within the context of the song#reads more as overly cynical than like. actually fash. but he should've phrased it in a non fash-y way. yes.#it reminds me of the 'manifest destiny' line in 'high hopes' by panic actually.#like that's a buzzphrase that they totally didn't think through at all and that's. bad. really bad.#but it's also kinda funny given how liberal democrat these bands and ppl tend to try to come off.#like nobody caught that in 'high hopes?' all those writers in the room and nobody caught that?#was it like a 'maybe someone else will say something' '*crickets*' kinda sitch on that one bc. lol. lmao even.#i hope the white liberal guilt sits with them on that one.#but i digress. soul punk. that's two songs (including one bonus track) with a questionable lyric each.#otherwise both perfectly fine songs.#that being said yeah. sometimes the cynical liberal stuff grates on even me a little at times. like i feel it i really do and i think#patrick makes some important points but it's so bitter. even when he's writing *more about relationships it's just like damn dude.#(*asterisk because everything is political.)#AND I GET WHY. obviously. patrick is just like that a little bit and he was Going Through It. more relevant on truant wave tbh#because i think that mindset works better on soul punk.#i could understand the cynicism maybe tanking somebody's opinion of soul punk but it doesn't really bother me enough to alter my score.#also i understand it's the best song on the album but idk about ppl saying cryptozoology as a single. doesn't totally defeat#the purpose of the song and it would've also been powerful as a single#but it's just such a beautiful Fuck You to have it as a hidden track.#patrick stump#myevilposts
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read baizhu’s stories. he wins for most balanced character of all time
#and i mean this in terms of lore vs plot relevance and personality traits#i still haven't pulled him but thats fine (coping) sigh he's so idk enriched as a character#like his stories are obv focused on. well himself but they have a lot of nice lore details like his contract w changsheng and some immortali#immortality mentions ig. idk how to describe it also the elaboration on the r/ship between life and death >>>>>>#can't believe he goes to dinner at wfp sometimes lmao?? him and hu.tao be like 'cant stand this bitch 1 min later me and the bestie' /jjjjjj#just kidding i could never water down a nuanced relationship to a joke meme#when they mentioned how he hu tao and zhongli come together and only truly meet heart to heart when conducting last affairs... good stuff#anyways i like him. please come home now i dont want to have to go to 80 pulls for you#back to the lore relevance its nice that his story quest also elaborated on like how god remains affect people and callback to the chi of yo#yore world quest wayyy back#think im pretty satisfied for how his character personality etc turned out after 2 yrs of waiting like some of the hate was so bad lol just#bc of qiqi's stories but like his stories did a nice balance between selfless but sees all transactions as useful ones and does good but wit#with knowledge that it will also benefit his own reputation and image. selfishly selfless search for immortality clever but caring etc etc#he's got a solid head about him and now i want in depth character analysis fics when there are none on ao3 pensive pensive#ramblings!#baizhu
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was going insane at a friend last night now I need to research transness in the 70s and all that fun stuff so I can be fully unhinged and maybe actually write smth for once instead of being haunted by visions
#grem screams#I love history#I love reading and learning about the past and the people#I love seeing the way things have changed the way things reflect and parallel and diverge#I also just really like queer history#I love learning about the ways people existed and shit#idk theres just smth so cool about people in spaces that aren't really talked about in regular history classes and like learning about them#I might be a lil cringe boy art student who cant help but romanticize shit because hes full of feelings but idk it got me feeling#sometime of way#idk lately ive been feeling like I cant quite find the words to describe what I am I just know I am what I am#and that often people just get it or they dont lol#ngl this all started off as me vague posting about wanting to write a trans genda scout from tf2 fic and getting wya too invested in how#that would work logically bc it needs to be accurate#it needs to be a journey!!!#and I want it to be in charater#but im also a lil bitch for angst lmao#im also a nerd lmaooo that and its hard for me to write things dow n with out it sounding wrong or just not right you know?#it feels wholly too earnest and cheesy to my own ears and it makes me shrivel up like a popcorn left in the oven#uh anyway I think trans scout is neat actually and I would love to see more explorations into it guess im gonna attempt to be the change I#wanna see in the world lmao#idk hes just so easy to grab and dunk into the#world is fuck being different is hard give 200 dollars sauce you know?#veeerrrry easy to project onto the trans angst is he is like sponge and I am a vicious liquid#and he has daddy issues lmao apparently arcording to my very small sampling size that tends to happen side by side#and idk I think it would make sense for scout to just straight up not know a lot of shit he gives#me when I was in middle school and I thought it was funny to trick people into thinking I was a guy even tho I was totally a girl /sarcasm#he gives deep in the denial sauce but also totally extremely uncomfy when people find out and getting unreasonably happy when hes called si#but ahahaha nooo im totally a girl haha and just feeling more awkward now#lmao#sorry for the rambling lmao idk if this is accurate for his charater I do think him being trans could be a fun thing to just explore and sh
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Another movie au silly XD probably takes place after the incident, imma be real I feel like they've done some kind of drugs or girls night just hits different one of the two! Anywhos @oogaboogaspookyman ur boi is getting to enjoy girls night good for him, this one's more dialogue heavy
Girls Night and Serious Questions
May's tail swayed and swished softly as she rested comfortably on some cushions on the floor of her actors' room leaning back against a beanbag for back support. The pink strawberry scented face mask was cool on her skin as were the cucumber slices on her eyes as she exhaled peacefully with some quiet background music for ambience. She raised a hand carefully, taking a cucumber slice from a bowl and putting it in her mouth, crunching it with satisfaction.
"I don't think you're meant to eat the slices off your face May."
The monochromatic two commented, he was also wearing a face mask. It was blue and blueberry scented with cucumber slices over his eyes, he was also lounging comfortably, tail swaying in contentment.
"I know that's why I sliced extras," her voice was sing song like as she carefully rattled the bowl for him to hear, "you know you wanna crunchy crunch on a cucumbee~" He snorted a soft laugh but reach out clumsily finding the bowl and taking a slice happily popping it in his mouth with a grin as she lightly gasped to herself, "He got the cucumberrr."
"Yes he dooo~"
The other two singsonged back and sighed.
"Gosh this is nice, and you say you and Matt try to do this once a week?"
"Yup, sometimes we make little fruit salads with slices and chunks of all kinds of fruits. God it's so good, unfortunately I didn't have any fruit in so we got cucumber masks and unhealthy snacks. Peak girls night material." the other two snorted in soft laughter.
"Girls night Girls night."
He playfully chanted before settling back into a comfortable quiet.
"So, I heard your manager had a baby?"
He queried too curious not too.
"Yup, indeed she did."
"I heard she had it naturally?"
"Al dente indeed yea, no cloning, didn't know that could happen."
He hummed softly in agreement.
"What does that mean for you then?"
"Uh, my manager is more busy than usual and I'm probably gonna have to babysit I guess."
He made a soft ah sound as he chewed the inside of his mouth.
"Does it bother you?"
"What you mean?"
"Well, you and your manager have a complicated uh relation to one another."
"Yea she's cloned from me."
"And she had a baby, does that mean you could too?"
May went quiet and thoughtful before clumsily stretching a leg to try to kick or at least nudge the other two.
"Why? Wanting to get me pregnant or something ya dork, you're an absolute pervert." Her voice was entirely playful and jokey.
"Hey!"
He reached to nudge her back.
"That is slander my good woman I hope you have a good lawyer that is not why I was asking!"
His tone was mostly mock offended easy in nature as they continued to lightly kick and nudge the other with May giggling softly.
"I just meant like, is that something you could see happening for you down the line?"
"Girl time really unlocking the deep personal questions, what is girls night if not for crimes and personal stuff I guess." May laughed softly before humming in thought, "I dunno, I don't, think about my future a lot, but I can't really see myself with a kid personally I'm not responsible enough for that."
"You take care of Matt don't you."
He joked playfully as she mock gasped in joke offense at him being right.
"Yes but that's differentt, he's my optional pest whereas a baby is full time pest." the two snorted out loud giggling and kicking his feet a bit at May referring to her hypothetical child as a pest.
"You're so mean to your babyyy."
He joked as she laughed.
"Fuck them kids."
He snorted a laugh as she started to giggle.
"Fuck them kids."
He repeated, laughing to himself at the absurdity.
"What about you huh, babies on your bucket list? I can see you settling down eventually with a lovely woman," she nudged him playfully with her foot, "you two could make a cute little baby."
"You two?? Me and who??"
He asked, completely baffled.
"Your wife!" she boldly started giggling as he made more confused noises.
"What wife?? Where is this wife?? Show me this woman?"
He playfully demanded as she laughed and giggled harder.
"I dunno! She's somewhere! You'll find her and you'll luuuuuuv herrrr. And I can make jokes about stealing your pretty wife."
"You can't have her, she's mine."
"I could seduce her from you."
"Is that why you picture me with a wife so you can steal her from me?"
"Yes."
He playfully kicked at her laughing at her weirdness.
"You are so bizarre!"
She laughed as well saying, "I knowww, Its just me getting you back for stealing my drinks, you're a horrid little coffee thief I'm a horrid little wife stealer." He snorted loudly, absolutely howling and hollering as he kicked his leg into the floor.
"THAT IS IN NO WAY EQUAL EXCHANGE YOU CRETIN?!?!"
"YES IT IS BITCH!" She yelled laughter in her voice as he cackled.
"You are positively insane."
"Thank youuu," She snickered.
"Not a compliment!"
"I'm taking it as one you fuck!" She laughed as he let out a laugh like exhale as he ate a cucumber slice before asking.
"So, if I got a husband you'd steal my husband because I drank your drinks."
"Hmmmmmm….I dunnoooo….cause like…" She moved her hand limping her wrist, "but also like it depends. How hots your husband." He made a confused sound.
"What the hell are you on about? I heard you move but I can't remember."
"Oh yea." She laughed at her mistake, "so like, girls."
He made a hum of agreement bringing his hands to his stomach.
"Yea, girls."
"I like girls."
"..oh.."
She didn't catch his disappointed tone, "but also sometimes like, boys."
"Oh? So like, both?"
His tone slightly intrigued.
"Sometimes? I don't know like attraction and orientation hard, I flip flop a bit because I'm not sure, I go yea I like both, then I go ages without like feeling attracted to guys so hm maybe just girls but then ohoho a cute guy so like 80% of the time I'm like woman and 20% I'm like but that dude though, ya know?"
"Hm, I understand what you're saying, yes. Have you, seen any attractive guys in a while?"
She made a noise humming for a while her tone going strange saying, "I mean yea but it's whatever." She made a pft sound waving off her hand, her tail thumping the floor softly, "You thirsty? I'm thirsty, imma make milkshakes, you want milkshake?"
He chuckled to himself as he lifted a cucumber from his eye to watch her hurry past him, smiling a bit to himself. He could push and tease about it as he could tell she was embarrassed, but, then he might not get a milkshake.
"Yea I'll have the one you're having."
"You can have your fucking own!" He snorted softly.
#My writing#Mewtwosona May#@oogaboogaspookyman ???#@oogaboogaspookyman oc#Girl night girls night girls night#Omg ??? You can't just ask a girl if she thinks she's gonna have kids XD#May just lmao why gonna get me pregnant? Bitch? Pervert?#I am not confirming if she meant him or not#May out here planning to steal his hypothetical wife#Lmao does May mewtwo is gay? Study say yes in recent article the people of majority-I can't remember the rest of the does Bruno Mars is gay#Sorry ??? May is a little gay bean#But also like me sometimes she see a guy and go 👀#Doesn't really know her own sexuality#Meanwhile matt is just in the background like gay gay homosexual. Ngl he probably had a crush on ?? At one point#Also this is not me shooting down the joke ship because I actually really like it!! XD#This isn't me pulling the um well actually card this is me going hi I didn't know how to bring up her sexuality before so here's jokey fic#She's gay but only sometimes XD sometimes she's straight XD she is a confused little bisexual#Ngl canon dealing with ??? May looks at movie May and goes BITCH WHAT THE FUCK?!#Like HIM?? FR?? HM?? AND UR /FRIENDS/?!?!?! THIS SOME BULLLSHIT#Also again I think they might be on drugs or its honestly just the girls night vibes making them feral and giggly#Fungal Spooks Studio
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I am so sorry Pizza Tower friends but I am one of those ppl who babify Feppi/Bruno, I'm so so sorry
#Im a coward I dont really do horrorific stuff#maybe sometimes!! I will explore just how unsettling fake pep is#but I am one of those bitches that makes him a cute baby thats kind of creepy#and I apologize but I'm just a softie lol#“he's the best guy aroooound--”#“what about the time he tried to eat Peppino-- it was nearly murder--”#“WHAT MURDAAAAAAAAAAAA?~”#this should be no surprise I also babygirled Noise and Noise is stinky in canon lmao#holds my face#im so sorry (kind of not? but I apologize anyway)#pizza tower
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Look who's in the first episode of the second season 2 of Loki! 😊 Our brilliant angel Saraqael, Liz Carr!:)
#chasing these bitches around like cats ffs why wont they just stay STILL#i KNOW Saraqael has rulership of stars and the moon and planetary charts/movements#i KNOW she/they is SUPPOSED to be in space doing whatever this is#but STILL#Saraqael is messing w Loki#Beelzebub is back to doing Hell Stuff for some reason#like really... aggressively Hell activities. in Hell#every lead i get on Gabriel's situation rn is more concerning than the last (but also like he deserved that curse. lmao loser)#tldr Multiverse Fandom can be overwhelming sometimes fr#loki#good omens#gen v#back on my bullshit#ooc#rambling#yelling into the void#no post all tags
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ok read all of the tags before coming at me
#i just wanted to talk in the tags#but like part of me hates that theres so much positivity for cluster b disorders#no no no hear me out#like i dont have empathy and im better than everybody because of it like i dont give a fuck if im “still a good person”#like no bitch im the best at being the worst and everybody should hate me because im better at being worse than they are#anyways i think i have npd#also all the positivity helps me sometimes like when i feel like im destined to be nothing but a shit person#but rn i am better than everybody else and if you agree with that then im hoing to tell you to gtfo#cuz i have to be the only one who is right in thinking im the best#and if you tell me im not better than everybody that will just fuel my ego because that proves that im right and youre wrong#i should not be allowed in public lmao#usually its not this extreme but like im a little fucked up rn#i keep trying to save people who dont think they need to be saved and it makes me angry as shit#like IK hes 28 and can handle shit himself but i need to fucking save him because he wont help himself damnit#if you want things done right you have to do them yourself#and so ill march my ass all the way ovwr thwre and save him myself#i wanna go tf to bed now#anyways i am on a damn high rn just from my own ego and i love it <3#anyways imma go to bed now#good night queers and peers
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like when i first started at target(august 2021) there was the store director, hr guy, opening lead, closing lead, market lead, fos lead, specialty sales lead, starbucks lead, asset protection etl, and pml. and then the fos team lead quit like 2 months later(october 2021). then they randomly promoted this other girl to “floating gm lead” which was allegedly a temporary position that they had available for some reason(november 2021). then they hired fos lead #2(november 2021). then the pml quit and they replaced him with another pml who we technically shared with another store(circa december 2021/january 2022). then fos lead #2 quit(may 2022) and they moved the “floating gm” girl to fos to be fos lead #3. then the ap etl quit(august 2022) and they replaced him with a guy who let’s just say was the reason for the word assclown. and hr guy bizarrely got promoted out of the store and they moved the specialty sales lead(my favorite lead) to hr to replace him(august 2022). and the closing lead(my other favorite lead) also got promoted out of the store(august 2022) and they replaced her with a 20-year-old who really kind of did not know what he was doing. and they also promoted this girl who had zero experience in specialty sales to be the new specialty sales lead(august 2022). then fos lead #3 quit(october 2022) and instead of hiring a new fos lead they promoted a 21-year-old guy to be a second closing lead because the original guy they promoted was struggling too much(shocker!). and they decided the specialty sales lead(who ALSO had zero experience in fos) would just also handle fos for the timebeing. then my favorite lead left because his husband got promoted which meant they were moving across the country(january 2023). and i quit almost immediately afterwards(february 2023) so i don’t know what happened next. SAD! but anyway the only original leads left from when i started at that point were the store director, the market lead, the opening lead, and the starbucks lead, two of whom were certified Not Good and one of whom was comically out of touch to the point that he really should not have been allowed to run that store
#as for the rest that were there when i left…#my feelings towards the starbucks lead were neutral to positive#i liked the pml but since we shared him with another store i barely ever saw him#literally HATED the new ap etl. irritating as fuck sat on his ass all day & i heard through the grapevine he got caught drinking on the job#i never even met the new hr lead just spoke to her on the phone so i’m neutral towards her#combination ss/fos lead had MAJOR problems. that’s the bitch(sorry women) that told me i had an attitude problem & never spoke to me again#and she was supposed to be my direct lead and also mentor or whatever and she just straight up stopped speaking to me forever LMAO#i liked the 20-year-old closing lead but since he was literally 20 it was physically impossible for me to take him seriously as a lead#and the 21-year-old closing lead was a MAJOR pain in the ass sometimes. kind of like if the original hr guy(who i hated) was straight#so yeah…it was time for me to leave!!!#my job wrapped
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