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lizord-lord · 1 year ago

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how to write cult of the lamb fanfic according to me

step 1: think of idea

step 2: play through the entire game, documenting everything that happens every in-game day and crusade etc etc from follower names and traits to what weapons you had when

step 3: ???

step 4: profit

#as you can tell i am extremely underqualified #the likelihood of anything getting written is like 10%#the likelihood of anything getting posted is even lower #am i doing this for nothing? probably #but at least i’ll have #something #pride? shame? the deeply weird combination that arises when you find yourself proud of how dumb you’re being?#that #i’ll have that #cotl #cult of the lamb

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hosseinis · 2 months ago

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the thing about the mummy movies is that you really spend most of the time thinking "wow brendan fraser's character is so cool" or "man oded fehr is so mysterious and heroic" when the fact of the matter is that these two

are the absolute most batshit insane heroes in the entire franchise

these two are intellectual loner siblings with archeology backgrounds who read and speak ancient egyptian, hire a dude directly out of prison to take them to a lost city of gold, and fight mummies literally with their bare hands. twice.

no one in these movies stands a chance against the carnahans. frankly they're lethal in how willing they are to make the absolute and most undeniably deranged decisions. jonathan pickpockets a dude on fire. evy's resurrected from the dead and immediately remembers how to use sai. they're racking shotguns from a cliff in this scene and then proceed to blow away half the antagonists.

rick and ardeth should be so lucky

#the mummy #literally they're the best and i'll hear nothing against jonathan being as cool as evy tbh #the third movie doesn't exist. also.#i haven't seen it since it came out and i have no plans to #1k #baffling amount of notes but i’ll take it i guess #10k #.doc

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badolmen · 1 year ago

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#ra speaks #it’s a silly joke/pun dw #we stay silly :3 #edit:#woahg. that’s a lot of notes. hi everybody o/#10k. stop clenching your jaw and drink some water.#15k. eat some fresh fruit this week! I’m having kiwis tonight :]#20k. quit sitting like a shrimp it’s bad for your neck! sit up straight and do a little stretch every now and then #25k. I’m up at 2 AM but I’ll get to see the sunrise today :] if you can’t see that I hope you admire the sunset later today #30k. do something fun you haven’t done in a while. I haven’t drawn in months - I think I’ll paint a cat tomorrow :3 #40k. I just slept 9 hours straight for the first time in weeks :] remember to ask for help when you need it! no glory in senseless suffering

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humming-fly · 1 month ago

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I love how Gerald was trying to keep Shadow from spoiling anything about the future meanwhile literally everything Shadow says and does around Maria is the biggest death flag ever

#in fairness i’m sure both past robotniks just assumed her illness would be what killed her h a #sxsg #sxsg spoilers #sonic x shadow generations #shadow the hedgehog #maria robotnik #ark siblings #sonic #comic #my art #doodles #so this was pretty much entirely done 24 hours ago #but ironically was distracted from posting earlier by playing sxsg #and then watching snapcube play it cause her delight is addicting #i’m missing 2 chests and 2 bolts and I wanna see if I can pull it off without a guide haha #anyways now I’m thinking about the fact that maria and gerald probably went back to their time assuming maria would die of her sickness #and how that would change their respective behaviors #i bet gerald would be holding out that maria would still live a bit longer #just cause shadow inadvertently revealed he’s from at least 50 years in the future due to having met black doom before #(which rewatching cutscenes to remember this quote he Did try to play off a little bit with some sort of #‘oh what do you think the alien squid meant by ’this time i’ll beat you’ that’s so crazy’ comment)#so hey maybe it wasn’t a perfect cure but she managed to live another 10-20 years at least?#all the more reason to press harder surely!#meanwhile maria is coming to terms with her mortality at age 14 or whatever she is #frankly I bet she came to terms with it long ago the way she seems to be written #okay back to snapcube

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st-hedge · 3 months ago

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How spiders look at ur from the drain after u accidentally wash them down— I mean huh? A d(ark) (l)ink for spooky month

#legend of Zelda #ocarina of time #Loz OoT #loz #dark link #I do also have the phantom Ganon piece I haven’t finished #I’ll repost them together #latterrr

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buttertoothbrushvanillafloss · 6 months ago

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#I’ll probably get unfollowed/ hate for this #but this is the reality of the conversation we’re having #and I can’t do it anymore

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aesthetic-uni · 10 months ago

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It’s that time of the year again

#uni talks about the universe #ides of march #julius caesar #is this anything #I’m too lazy to make anything else so #have at the #this man has been dead for 2068 slutty slutty years and we are STILL tormenting him #anyway happy holidays to those who celebrate it #more like resting in pieces haha #okay I’ll go now

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itsscaredycat · 4 months ago

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the truth is stranger than my own worst dreams

oh the darkness got a hold on me

#meet me in the woods is PEAK gravity falls vibes #and kinda perfect for billford #i have an entire billford playlist but that’s neither here nor there #gravity falls #billford #stanford pines #bill cipher #my art #if i put even one person onto this album from lord huron i’ll be so happy #seriously go listen to strange trails

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fosliie · 5 months ago

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The end result of my own reckless impulsivity

#myart #gravity falls #fiddauthor #ford pines #fiddleford #bill cipher #you have no idea how much they make me ill #just had to clean up this sketch it was driving me crazy otherwise #very loosely based on bojack reference cause duh #cannot guarantee I’ll draw much more of them but they have much potential

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goldensunset · 1 year ago

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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

#fascinating stuff. let’s see if i (person with the worst executive dysfunction when it comes to doing laundry) remember it #i literally have this issue where i’ll let dirty clothes pile up in the laundry basket for an entire month #like it takes me that long to get around to it #and then- who would’ve thought- i find that i don’t have anything good to wear. strange!#finally did it last night and i’m like ohhh that was so difficult but the payoff finally #augh #peach rambles #hall of fame i guess #shut up about socks. idc.#this was a fun positivity post of sorts it’s about overcoming executive dysfunction #derailing into jokes about losing socks is. it’s not horrible but just boring and annoying #it was supposed to be celebration!! and encouragement!!!

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jackassbroadcast · 4 months ago

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Been alittlewhile but the homo grind never stops ‼️‼️

#working on a patch x wade mini comic and maybe fic but idk yet….#been SUPER sick the last week hopefully it’ll get better :((#back in base so I’ll have so free time 🙏HOPEFULLY #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #deadpool 3 #wade wilson #wade x logan #logan howlett #wolverine #deadclaws #poolverine

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eggwishing · 6 months ago

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I ONCE TRIED TO WASH THAT SCUFFED OLD THING WHILE HE WAS TAKING ONE OF HIS NAPS, BUT WHEN I TOOK IT OFF HE WAS WEARING ANOTHER IDENTICAL ONE UNDERNEATH! AND ANOTHER! I GOT THROUGH TEN MORE LAYERS OF THE SAME THING BEFORE HE WOKE UP. I WAS SO FRUSTRATED! WHERE DID HE EVEN GET THOSE FROM? THEY ALL EVEN HAD THE SAME STAINS!!