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I love that in Seduce me the otome it's canon that Damien is a little unhinged 🤣
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Silly little comic I made.
#the burnt lettuce part is probably true tbh#van kleiss just seems like the kind of guy who would smell like burnt lettuce#even after he’s no longer literal dirt just figurative dirt#rex actually does regrow limbs he’s like a freaky little mechanical axolotl boy#i wish we’d gotten to see what rex regrowing a limb actually looks like in the show and not just in the comic#it probably would’ve looked really cool and i want to see it#van kleiss probably learned that rex could regrow limbs by nefarious means and rex probably doesn’t remember it#which is probably for the best that man has traumatised him enough#i honestly didn’t mean to have van kleiss deciding to be a dick by giving an answer to noah and not rex#but i didn’t want to just have him stand there in the background because that’s boring#and it somehow fits the pettiness of who he gives information to willingly because it’s not rex and it almost never is#every time i watch the show noah and rex become even more boyfriends to me#also i think noah deserves to get in a dig at vk every once in awhile#like van kleiss did almost have him killed and he had to see van kleiss stabbing rex in the first episode#and van kleiss turned him into an evo once so like#yeah he should get to roast him sometimes#sarcastic unhinged trans noah my beloved#generator rex#generator rex fanart#genrex#genrex fanart#rex salazar#noah nixon#van kleiss#noex#theaxolotlart
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Leverage 4x8- "The Boiler Room Job"
#christian kane#leverage#eliot spencer#greg sherman#davis rees snell#the boiler room job#i wish eliot would get this unhinged in character more often#you just know he based this guy off some dude he met on a job that left a lasting impression
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I keep saying that Quaritch's dialogue in Avatar 1 was pretty harsh but turns out that it was the censored version 😳 because the original is..
Gah damn sir okay
Mans really said 'pu$$y'. I can't get over it 💀
#good lord take it easy!#paz i wish you were real so i could ask if he treated you right#Quaritch is a fu-king menace#a terror to everyone on base#i wish we get Quaritch this unhinged in A3 but i know we won't 🙁#man is a dad#no more saying pu$$y around Spider#lmao#miles Quaritch#lyle wainfleet#jake sully#grace augustine#norm spellman#Neytiri#trudy chacon#tsutey#avatar 2009#stephen lang
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Eugene was truly the best boyfriend. saw his girlfriend get broken up with, and immediately had a revenge glow up. Imagine being Cassandra seeing your ex girlfriend's boyfriend and he's wearing a golden choker with the just deepest v neck known to man, the world's sluttiest gloves, and a thigh garter. I'd have to give up then and there.
#Eugenes season 3 outfit you will always be famous#eugene fitzherbert#tangled the series#:v#He saw cass's hot catsuit and knew what he had to do#Also just to scream abt the series bc I just finished#absolutely crazy to me that they have set up since s1 that Eugene has pretty strong identity issues and it's never really addressed?#like s3 was low-key a mess I wish they just let cass be a villain don't have her be manipulated the entire time let her choose it at least#or like I'm fine with her being manipulated but I just felt like they didn't want to go to far with her character#and it made her feel kinda weak narratively#a lot just felt rushed#and I think we should have gotten a biiit more with eugenes identity issues#bc a lot of it in that episode was just a running joke#will say.#euegene/Rapunzel really carried that series they're relationship was the best written part#I would like cass more if they let her be a bit more unhinged#Her best moment was ''will you fight for him?''#Like yess queen expand on that more#Need a whole episode of her kidnapping Eugene to fuck with Rapunzel#Also sorry you were worth fighting for is downright one of the most romantic lines in the whole show#Also it's so funny to me bc Rapunzel is so protective over Eugene like cass touches him and she's just#SHES MIIINE GET AWAY FROM HER IT'S NOT HER TIIIIME
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yall probably already guessed it but today is my decompression day where i dont play isat because its stressful and i dont wanna be stressed for a day
the only thing ive been doing is reading fluffy fanfics and playing minecraft and building a house via tutorial with calming music and its very therapeutic
#greching origins#isat reaction#youre gonna be surprised#(probably not really)#but i dont actually enjoy fighting/killing shit in games#like id do it if pressed but also Avoidance Is The Way#despite me waffling around that more characters should be unhinged yeah#so actually 'a little to the left' and 'unpacking' and powerwash simulator are my best friends.#satisfactory also#i loev. machine :>#wish i could present them to siffrin rn. i think he needs that actually now yeah but also in general#and mirabelle too id bet shed LOVE alttl for being able to pretty up things#...anyway today im not playing isat and maybe tomorrow too#done deal. sorry
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Elita-1 in Transformers : One, well, you're just okay. You did your job and fulfilled your role in the movie. But other than that, I don't find you outstanding. You reminded me of black widow from MCU...
Somehow, Bumblebee, with his extremely talkative tendency, kinda charmed me a bit (just a bit) and made some sense because of his circumstances.
#transformers one#Elita-1#Bumblebee#I will get jumped by Elita-1 stans am I?#Sorry but some of y'all who had seen the screenings gassed her up so much#That I ended up had very high expectations for her character#And then once I saw the movie I was like “That's it? That's all she got”#I don't want to be mean but I'm sorry she's not that special in the movie#Her fight scenes were cool#And there was one part she did have an important role#But it's just meh for me#Though I do wish they made Bumblebee to be a bit more unhinged#He was unhinged in this movie... but not enough
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#many days in the life of a trekkie#looks like an unhinged youtube thumbnail#you can't really tell but the customer in the background is getting their hair dyed and damn i wish it was as simple as waving a wand#love that data was functionally keiko's dad for this episode and the guy who matchmakerified keiko and miles in the first place#that's worf's chair! give it back or you will die a dishonorable death#they are the AmbASSadors of UN. HAPPY!#i can't decide which i hate more#context for the previous two: wtf will why were you such an uncomfy and cringefail dude in season 1#miles asks ben if they can keep the puppy subprogram he created & earnestly promises he'll take care of it (listen to the song pls thx)#IN BURGER HAT WE TRUST#was...was this similarity intentional? because obviously neither slays as hard as uhura did in these pics#parallels!riker looks like hereafter!superman from the justice league animated series you can't change my mind#star trek#ds9#star trek tos#star trek tng#star trek snw#philadelphia chickens is a good album overall but dog train is the better one i think#sandra boynton#data soong#keiko o'brien#william riker#miles o'brien#jadzia dax#benjamin sisko#julian bashir#kai winn#nyota uhura#spock#jean luc picard
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#sleep token#here is a thing#there are certain moments when Vessel looks.. no he rather feels.. small#i mean his.. aura? presence? but not in the non-captivating way but as in an emotionally vulnerable way#i don't really have the words to describe this but just like on this picture#bear with me for a minute because this is either gonna sound completely unhinged or make some sort of sense#it's probably just me having a little more time on my hand than i should and just want to see things but..#sometimes he feels so present in a here-i-am as-i-am take-me-as-you-will this-is-all-i-am i-can't-give-more-nor-less it's-just-me sorta way#he feels so human in the rawest sense possible and yet so deep in character maybe even more so than when he creatures or teefs and all#like.. he is just vessel in it's simplicity and without the 'divine' if you will.. simply just vessel#in his barest of existance#a shadow of someone who used to be but not quite anymore#he is in pieces and it is willingly laid bare under the mask and all that bodypaint oh so clear to see for anyone#and that is not the outstreched hand of you-are-not-alone but the outstreched soul that cries you-can-find-yourself-in-me#and that is what i find so heartbreaking about him#this kind if raw openness because the lore says vessel is a conduit for sleep#for us vessel (and the the others) is the conduit of our emotions#and he is there somewhere inbetween the truths#just him a simple human being who sometimes seems to wish not to be human which makes him more human than anything#and that is what i can't describe better than 'sometimes he feels small' and at time even maybe makes me cry a little
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upon some reflection I actually really love ofmd's take on stede and parenthood. I love that he's not a great dad. I love that the show said this man was not allowed real freedom to choose and these are the consequences, and that it didn't paint stede as evil or blameless. I love that the idea is "this man probably shouldn't have had children, but he did because it's what was expected of him and he couldn't break away from those expectations sooner, so here's what happened to him and his children." I love that he was more friend than father to his kids, and that ultimately they all agreed that the right choice was for him to walk away from an arrangement that was making them all miserable instead of staying out of obligation and making everyone even more miserable. I love that doug is literally dad shaped and the kids get someone who actively chose to be their dad and who is ultimately gonna help them grow up as far more healthy people than stede if he had stayed and been a shell of his real self as a result. I love that the show acknowledges the shitty circumstances without trying to argue that stede is a blameless victim or making him a monster
parenthood is hard and complicated and a lot of people who have kids shouldn't and every parent fucks up, some more than others, but admitting it is always the best way to go, and trying to find a way forward that makes everyone happy is the only real option that doesn't result in children not talking to their parents as soon as they're old enough to choose
#ofmd#i read the weirdest fic yesterday where stede straight up ignored ed for two weeks to focus on his children and i was left scratching my#head wondering what show this person was watching#i wish the fic had been more clearly tagged cause I'd have skipped it if so#like you do you fic writers owe us nothing etc etc but it read more like someone's parent fantasies than ofmd fic#and that's not my thing#like at all#but it led me to realize that i love this about ofmd too#stede's n1 priority is ed and he's completely extra and unhinged about it and i love him for it
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Carlos is the kind of autistic I am and Cecil is the kind of autistic I want to be
#wtnv#Cecil Palmer#welcome to night vale#Carlos the scientist#cecilos#90% of my wtnv listening experience is just me wishing I could be as lovably weird and completely unhinged as Cecil is#like the guy just goes for it he literally does not give a fuck#and I’m like ‘god I wish that were me’ he’s just the character of all time and I aspire to be more like him#instead I spend 90% of my actual real life running from my problems and making my entire identity my interests#feeling awkward in the space I take up but making up for it by overextending myself via finding a problem and throwing myself at it#I think a lot of this is because Carlos masks and Cecil doesn’t but that’s a different thought for a different time#honestly them as a couple has been helping me feel better about myself#like Carlos is a great character and I find his growth indicative of growth I could experience#and I think a lot of that growth can be attributed to wanting to be more like Cecil#and from having him in his life#so by loving Carlos because he is me and by having Cecil in my life as a character maybe I too can go on this experience of growth#don’t mind me I’m just rambling again#max rambles in the tags#I kin Carlos if you can’t tell lol
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The more I think about the insistence on Henry IV's beardy manliness by certain historian(s), the more I cling to the idea of Henry as horribly repressed and deeply insecure, particularly in regards to his masculinity, even as he appears to live up to chivalric ideals, and the idea that his repression also heavily incorporates queer desire(s).
#tbh i think there's a part of him that desperately needs to get dicked down#(probably by someone paternal enough that it also helps his deep seated daddy issues)#but unfortunately the rest of him would find this yet another problem and not a solution#i also think henry is a sadist who wishes he was a masochist#but would be very disturbed by masochism outside of idealised christian narratives of christ the saints and the martyrs etc#basically he's a mess#henry iv#text posts#queering henry iv is a fun and good thing actually#if just to fuck with a certain 'henry iv = david beckham + winston churchill + even more awesome' historian#i told you i was getting unhinged about him.
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would do absolutely insane shit for a man with big sparkling hazel eyes
#kinda wish he was more unhinged#like bbgirl you could do a little blood magic if you wanted i wouldn't even mind#emmyposting
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The Sergeants… Different
The newest Sergeant on their little rag-tag team is an odd one to say. It’s not that Kyle thinks he’s weird or anything it’s just… he has some abnormalities about him. He mutters to himself, and is often seen staring off into space. Almost like he’s looking at someone.
One time Kyle was rounding the corner to the gym in the very early hours of the morning. When he heard a very passionate bout of whisper shouting coming from a familiar voice echoing in the gym. He discreetly peaked around the corner to catch Soap furiously pacing back and forth muttering about something or another. Kyle couldn’t really remember for the life of him, but it bewildered him so much that he made a break for it back to his own room on the base.
Another quirk was Soaps over protectiveness of this ratty bloodstained journal he kept on his person at all times. And he wished he was exaggerating but, Soap had that thing with him everywhere. The exception was for when they were in the showers but other than that, you couldn’t see the sergeant without knowing that that journal was somewhere on his person. Did he mention that Soap is extremely over protective of it? Because he very much is. Kyle watched Soap nearly snap a recruits wrist in half because the dumbass thought to try to swipe the journal from one of Soaps tac-vest pockets. He remembered seeing Soap mumble something to the other before the recruit scurried away with his tail between his legs.
The sergeant wasn’t the only weird thing going on either. Ever since Soap joined, Kyles noticed that things have been almost moving on their own? He hasn’t said a word to anyone else about it lest he bent sent for a psych eval. But cupboards he swore were closed when he saw them, became open the moment he wasn’t looking. Pencils he knew had been on the table of the common room are now over on the counter. It’s nothing major but it’s driving him up the goddamn walls. And he can’t say a fucking word about it.
It just seems an air of bizarreness seems to follow their new Scottish sergeant like a lost pup. But Kyle can’t find it in himself to blame Soap for any of it. The man isn’t mean or off putting by any other regard, and frankly he’s one of the nicest people Kyle has ever met. He’s a bit cocky and smart mouthed, but he’s insanely smart and has a bleeding heart that it makes Kyle wonder how he ever survived in the military. Despite his quirks however, Kyle thinks Soap will be a good addition to their already eccentric team.
#uncanny soap for the win#gaz loves his unhinged best friend#I wish we had more content of Soap being jsut a little off putting#I think he deserves it#anyway this is an add on to my au that I’ve been thinking about#I have so many thoughts about this au#john soap mactavish#kyle gaz garrick#soap#gaz#141#codmw2#…. 09 soap#:)
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#ive come to realize something. ive always had mixed feelings on guys and ive realized my feelings now#basically; im not someone who hates men but i tend to be highly critical of them compared to how i am with women#like i always found the man hating feminists annoying and never agreed with their unhinged takes.#but there were certain aspects of guys that i could never shake off being uncomfortable about#there are of course exceptions. i love my bf for who he is#but even then i still have problems with him which is literally not even about him; its his male friends he has.#what also doesnt help was learning more private things about my bfs brother and how he treats the women in his life...#i now have a pretty negative perception on him too#and i think its just...bias? i know im not being fair thinking this way and i wish i didnt#guess my experience with the men in my life growing up made me this way...
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as much as I'd like sylki to be endgame i love the idea of loki slowly losing his mind bc he can't be with her
#he just wants sylvie to be okay but he can't stand being parted from her#to the point where he has an unhealthy obsession#idk i just wish their relationship was more unhinged#but also I'm not that much into dark fiction i just like the idea of men being pathetic and losers#sylvie#loki#sylki
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