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He's here O_O

As soon as i heard this guy doesn't like to sweat i said come with me sir we're doing rigorous activities.

Okay back to work lmao

Commissions always open ♥

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"why doesn't this include" because i personally hate you, personally. there's only room for 11 options and i picked some of the most popular that i could also think of emojis to match (sorry there's no pink pepper emoji....), if i didn't include the one you're thinking of, PUT IT IN THE TAGS.

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Understandable, I’m picking honey for u cause ur so sweet ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

"why doesn't this include" because i personally hate you, personally. there's only room for 11 options and i picked some of the most popular that i could also think of emojis to match (sorry there's no pink pepper emoji....), if i didn't include the one you're thinking of, PUT IT IN THE TAGS.

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CHRISTMAS YUMI!!! GO GO GET YOUR BOBA SPECIAL TREAT SPECIAL TREAT

Ouhhh I would, but rn moneys a little tight x’D might get a gift card or something for Christmas though so who knows!!!

Drinks yumi (she’s getting Raymond way more beer than he asked for [gotta get the hot old man boytoy drunk on vacation])

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what in the got dam

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Weeping because I know that in the next game/dlc and the movie they’re going to just give him a very standard movie hunk body type instead of leaning into the weighting errors that make his shoulders all skinny, the roundness of his pecs that make them resemble breasts, and the flat wrinkled wasteland that is his stomach…. We’re gonna see a version of Raymond with broad shoulders and a perfect six pack and I’ll weep. I’ll mourn.

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coming soon ™

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"why doesn't this include" because i personally hate you, personally. there's only room for 11 options and i picked some of the most popular that i could also think of emojis to match (sorry there's no pink pepper emoji....), if i didn't include the one you're thinking of, PUT IT IN THE TAGS.

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"why doesn't this include" because i personally hate you, personally. there's only room for 11 options and i picked some of the most popular that i could also think of emojis to match (sorry there's no pink pepper emoji....), if i didn't include the one you're thinking of, PUT IT IN THE TAGS.

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Idk how others in the fandom feel about this, but to me, Isabela's presence in Veilguard is frankly bizarre.

Isabela has wildly different endings in DA2, depending on Hawke's decisions and relationship with her. If you didn't form enough of a friendship or rivalry with her, she fucks off with the Tome of Koslun and never comes back. If Hawke decides not to defend her, she gets given up to the Arishok and Qunari. (It is implied she escapes regardless, but that's still a pretty significant thing to brush aside!) If Hawke romances Isabela and follows through on her quests, they stay together at least semi-permanently (barring whatever happens to Hawke in Inquisition).

Except, when you meet her in the Lords of Fortune - she can never mention any of that. She doesn't explain her new philosophy around the finding of cultural artefacts and how her Tome of Koslun debacle shaped that. She can never mention Hawke in any capacity, which is especially weird if your Hawke romanced her.

She does makes comments like "Kirkwall taught me a lot about family 😌" which makes 0 sense if your Isabela absolutely hightailed it out of Kirkwall or got thrown to the Qunari. What was the lesson she learnt, exactly? "I was right the whole time, fuck emotional vulnerability and fuck caring about anyone else?"

She's also one of the few characters who make an appearance other than the Inquisitor and Harding who has a close connection to Varric from previous games. You're telling me she has absolutely nothing to say about his death?

Her return strips her of any complexity and sidelines any of her past relationships because Veilguard just completely refuses to engage meaningfully with the stories before it.

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been obsessed with making these

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save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

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it's always old man socks and old man armpits with me

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Everyone putting emmrich in socks and sock garters even when he's otherwise naked as hell is so funny to me, because it just makes me, someone with chronically cold feet, assume that he's also got crap circulation to his feet and needs to keep them warm at all times

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Okay so we need to talk about the *dialogue* in Veilguard. Because it is stilted and weird. Why do characters just repeat themselves? Regurgiate lore dump back at each other? And how is every NPC got like, bioware-mega-fan levels of knowledge about the world and it's history? Like are you breaking the fourth wall sneaking peaks at my codex and watching the same cutscenes as me???