#i will combust this is so us

[gojoest]

something something stolen touches something something satoai

[toiletpotato]

The 2023 American Girl Doll of the Year is Kavi Sharma, a South Asian American theatre kid who loves Wicked SO SHE HAS A REPLICA ELPHABA COSTUME. I am absolutely ecstatic that kids get this.

edit: SHE ALSO HAS A GLINDA COSTUME

SHE ALSO HAS THIS!! BECAUSE SHE PERFORMS A TRADITIONAL DANCE ROUTINE WITH HER FRIENDS AT SCHOOL AND SHE LOVES BOLLYWOOD

[somegrumpynerd]

More dude and bruh texts

[littledemo0n]

Excuse me im just gonna spam all of these over here...(part 1 [yes there's more])

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

(this had to have happened at least once)

Commissions open

[tomatoart]

Hi guys im sorry to ask but if anyone has anything to spare even if it’s small my friend who I live with’s house is in bad condition from the hurricane right now

We spent a lot of time last night hand carrying hundreds of gallons of water out of the basement and when we woke up today it was a foot - 2ft flooded. We need a pump to get the water out and it’s gonna set us back 400 dollars minimum, and we have to go thru and look how to fix all the electric down there and figure that sum once it’s safe to enter on top of a new wash drier dehumidifier and furnace. If u can’t help that’s ok!! but pls spread, I know there are more important things rn ofc but we live under a man who is kind of terrifying and I just cant rlly deal with that.

[thelightreflects]

GILMORE GIRLS

2.10 | THE BRACEBRIDGE DINNER

[seiwas]

for writing game, iwaizumi + assistance <3

hope this sparks some inspo and thank you in advancee

hi there!! thanks for sending in a prompt 🫶

contains: friends to lovers (ish), halloween parties, reader is dressed as catwoman, expletives, iwaizumi is thiiiiis 🤏 close to murdering seijoh4 (jk)

iwaizumi + assistance

this is a set-up.

iwaizumi knows he shouldn't have fucking believed anything the boys "promised" him back when they assigned him this costume.

the suit is fucking tight, spandex digging into his groins and all other crevices that definitely should be aired out after after a few hours. he's had to constantly readjust his stance almost every few minutes, the black fabric compressing his thighs and torso, significantly constricting the range of motion his shoulders and arms are typically used to. if anything else, it could double up as a back brace from how rigidly straight it's kept his posture all night.

he'll give it to makki though; he did outdo himself sourcing this year's costumes―this batman set looks pretty damn legit.

except for one tiny problem.

there's no fucking pee hole. it's a zip-up, zip-down one-piece situation. and that normally wouldn't be a problem, except that oikawa "accidentally" knocked over a cocktail straight into his pants, the sickeningly sweet liquid now seeping straight into the fabric and past his boxers―cold and sticky as it touches his skin.

and so, the problem: his pants are wet, it makes him want to fucking pee, and coincidentally, the only vacant bathroom is across the hall, at your apartment.

this is why he believes this is a set up. that, and the fact that you're dressed in an outfit strikingly similar―just with cat ears.

he's been asked five times in this party if you're in matching couple outfits.

it catches him off guard, flusters him because of how badly he wants to say yes. but, you're just friends, and he doesn't even think you like him that way (despite mattsun and oikawa practically begging him to confess. makki tells him he thinks you're going to do it first).

so he politely smiles and says no, but you look good, your costume clinging to you in all the right places. thank fucking god he has a cape because he's pretty sure he spent the first 30 minutes in the party hiding his boner.

"hajime, it's fine, i swear," you stand beside him in front of the conveniently locked bathroom in oikawa's apartment. from the other side of the door, he's pretty sure he hears mattsun and his girlfriend mumbling. maybe fucking? who knows. "you can just use the bathroom in my apartment."

he glances at you before closing his eyes, contemplating, before finally agreeing to you.

"okay."

if he's being honest with himself, friends is definitely an incomplete label to what you are. as oikawa's neighbor, you are conveniently around all the time; and oikawa being oikawa, the ever-social butterfly, he's somehow managed to carve a space for you in the friend group.

(never mind the fact that oikawa's sniffed him out from the moment he first introduced you.)

you were a crush, then a friend, and now you're someone he picks up from work and drives back home three times a week, because he "has to train oikawa." you don't question it, even when you both know he stays over for dinner way past the gym's open hours.

"you know where it is," you open your apartment and urge him in.

"sorry again," he turns to face you.

"yeah, yeah, just pee!" you laugh, shoving him towards the bathroom door.

getting out of the suit is manageable, and he's able to wipe off a bit of the cocktail that's leaked to the suit and his boxers just to make sure it isn't gross and sticky when he gets home later. peeing is a big relief once he gets it over with, but it's when he has to suit up again that things become difficult.

stretching out the spandex one body part at a time is a workout in itself―the hardest task being when he has to pull it over his shoulders, adjusting it to fit properly over his arms and chest.

but then the zipper breaks.

and he truly thinks makki has fucked him over.

iwaizumi contemplates what to do next for a good, good while. he tries calling oikawa, only to no success every time; no way in hell is he calling mattsun in the middle of having sex. and calling makki isn't even an option; he'd never hear the end of it.

then you knock on the door, your voice soft and concerned as you ask, "hajime? you good in there?" you hit it spot on, too, "do you need help with your suit?"

iwaizumi presses his palms to his eyes. he's a rational man, straightforward and logical in thinking. there is literally no other option for him right now but to ask help from you. again.

fuck.

.

it's 30 minutes later when oikawa barges in your door, and the sight that greets him is iwaizumi in nothing but a hoodie (the hoodie you borrowed some time ago) and his boxers, with his hands on your waist as you hover your hairdryer over the crotch of his batman costume―cat headpiece off and all.

"you finally got together?!"

[ghostlycleric]

I’m in shambles Mike and Will are going to be so cute in season 5. We’re literally about to see their season 4 dynamic combined with season 2/1. Protective season 2 Mike is coming back. They’re going to be a team, friends, best friends. It’s going to be up to them again. They’re going to be on a farm together. They might actually end up roomates (the circumstances + the extra chairs at the Wheeler’s table). They’re going to get more heart to hearts. They’re going to have another dramatic fight like in season 3. The whole painting lie is going to unravel right in front of us. We’re going to get to see every season of byler combined. I am unwell.

[m00ngbin]

I'm losing my shit rn why didn't they add this in the anime

HES LIKE THE ONLY ESPER WE KNOW THAT CAN HOLD A BARRIER AND ATTACK AT THE SAME TIME AND THEY DIDNT THINK TO ADD THAT??

[mbccari]

Here's this thing I made after they posted that "morning calls" video some days ago and I exploded and ran a thousand laps around my house after hearing Angell's

( link for anyone who hasn't seen it!)

[lazycranberrydoodles]

hanguang-jun...

lan wangji in ace attorney!! turn on sound 🔊 / traced over edgeworth's sprites :) more info below the cut ↓

also including a bonus Happy Wangji that i couldn't fit into the video!

his share code is YCNKBA! the music used is Recollection -- Light and Shadow of the Film Studio. I thought it had a nice, contemplative feel, between Suspense, which was too intense for the scene, and Heartbroken Maya, which was too sad. the wwx/jc/lwj reunion scene is truly sososo interesting in every adaptation.

→ masterpost here! ←

[sky-is-the-limit]

Any woman out there who looks like Abby Anderson, I'm like willing to pay at this point.

[we-cool-beans]

I just accidentally deleted some drawings by staying up past midnight and closing the whole window and telling my computer that “yes i would like to kill all those things that i spent hours on” and they are gone now. Drawings dead. Everything needs to stop touching me im going to chuck rocks at the moon

[angels444yuri]

i remember neverrrr being able to wrap my head around the whole topic of cheating being normalized because a genuine committed relationship has always been synonymous with undying love and devotion to me

[kingkatsuki]

Pro-Hero Dynamight who needs to find a way to blow off some steam or risks another month of desk duty and another drop in the hero rankings, but nothing seems to work.

All the tried and tested methods offered up by his support team, PR team, family and friends seem to fail. He’s just as pent up and frustrated as before, and the scathing tabloids continue to roll in as he’s caught in another unfavorable scuffle with a civilian.

Until one evening he’s scrolling aimlessly through his phone until a photograph of you comes up on his page— such an innocent looking picture, but still Bakugou can’t help but stare. Licking his lips as his gaze flickers to your pretty eyes before gliding down to your pouty lips, following the curve of your neck until he’s met with the top of your shirt concealing your breasts. He feels his cock stir in his pants as he begins his deep dive, going through the different pictures you’ve posted until he settles on one of you laying back in your bed. Sleepy eyes giving the camera a soft smile as he finds himself palming his semi-hard cock through his sweats.

After he feels like a changed man— the anger and frustration of the day no longer heavy on his shoulders, and even his brows aren’t heavily set into a deep glare. The air surrounding him a little lighter as he settles back against the plush pillows in his bed, ready to fall asleep. The next few days everyone at the agency comments on how much more relaxed he is, and how they’ve noticed the change. Even the news articles become more favourable, commenting on his change in temperament. His PR team begging him to keep doing whatever it is he’s doing, and no matter how embarrassing it is, he does.

But he doesn’t even know who you are, and he hasn’t even followed you on any of your socials. Even though he’s using you for such an intimate act.