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honey-dont · 2 months ago

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stex month day 13: flat top!

favorite actors: SO many. ross dawes is my forever fave but i also love delano williamsen, dennis courtney, luuk hartog, todd lester, mark davis, richard mylan, marcel brauneis, and paul treacy! plus whoever played him in tuacahn, i've never been able to find a cast list </3

i think a lot of actors tend to play him pretty one-note so i love when people balance his jerk asshole side with his softer caring side! plus he's always fun comedic relief, shoutout to ross for smacking himself in the face with his own brick. and how can we forget dennistop's goofy helium laugh. love him

favorite songs/scenes: watching him mess around in freight and the blues is SO fun he's so funny <33 the lil spin and suspender snap paul does is adorable, also love him bothering this poor random woman in the audience with his brick. i mentioned ross above but him climbing around on the set like a jungle gym is so so cute!! also tuachan flats getting super excited to see rusty and waving at him!!

love literally all of his and dustin's interactions too, esp when he waves off the rockies for teasing him ough. their little goofy solo in freight!! <3

AND ofc all of his and rusty's interactions! him being a little shit to poppa and rusty jerking him back by his couplers....peak sibling behavior. love him giving rusty his helmet back after he gets beat up, esp how ross does it bc he doesn't tell him to give up!! he still believes in him!! brb exploding

him and poppa/momma are rly fun too, flat top is definitely their least favorite child but they still care about each other <3

honorable mentions to dinah giving him a cheek kiss too it's so cute

OH wait one last thing. when he hears about cb's plan and he looks SO disappointed in greaseball bc that's him finding out that his hero isn't who he thought he was and UGH. it's so good

wait i lied one more. him and rocky messing around during the megamix and throwing the brick to each other <3

favorite costumes: london!! oh my god all the little details are so good like he's quintessentially 80s london punk and it shows. his little socks! the steel toes on the skates!! the bigass frankenstein bolt collar <3 i'm especially fond of his earlier fluffy black & silver wig, it's adorable

i also loooveee the 3d glasses makeup but the bit where he just had graffiti scribbled all over his face is so funny like "hey what should we put on him to show that he's rebellious?" "just write SEX + DRUGS" "ok got it"

also brick on a chain my beloved <3 AND in late london where his belt was made of wood planks to show that he's a flatcar!! so good

i also have a fondness for on ice flats. his stupid nail boots. and tuacahn bc i respect the decision to put him in a crop top and chaps

favorite ships/friendships: flatdust is my train otp i love them i love them i love them <333 they have it all....friends to lovers....sunshine/grumpy....introvert/extrovert....good stuff. their friendship is so sweet to me bc they're total opposites and yet! special shoutout to that one boot where it genuinely looks like they're about to start making out onstage

i love him and rusty too, they're absolutely siblings to me and wind each other up all the time but they still care for each other! also him and cb in a frenemy situation bc cb thinks it's funny to push his buttons

his hero worship on greaseball is also really interesting bc it ties into his whole self-discovery arc imo

headcanons: he's physically the weakest of the freight and he absolutely has a chip on his shoulder about it </3 i hc him as a bulkhead so engines tend to dislike him too due to him being prone to derailing at speed, so he's desperate to prove that is he is cool and strong actually!! he's also like 5'4" without the boots lmao little guy

he's scared of thunderstorms but won't admit to it so dustin will hold his hand and pretend that he's the one who's scared ;-; he also helps dustin out in his garden sometimes but he sucks at it so he just gets to stand there and be moral support. guy who doesn't get the concept of seeds and will just rip up whole flowers for dustin to plant

also very rarely smiles bc he doesn't like his tooth gap :( dustin thinks it's cute tho

unpopular opinion: flat top is such an interesting character bc like. he does NOTHING and yet he has one of the strongest character arcs in the whole show! it's all about him figuring out who he is and where he belongs and it's so fascinating to watch unfold in the background. him racing with rusty in the final would've been such a good culmination of that

also i don't think this is unpopular but on my knees begging him to be punk again like that's his whole point

anyway sorry for writing an entire essay i'm normal about him.

(last two pics are commissions from arachnidal and sparemayonnaise!)

#starlight express #stex #stex flat top #stex appreciation month #stex appreciation month 2024 #david.art #violently shaking him between my teeth i love him so much it's unreal

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mychlapci · 11 months ago

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okay so i don't know if this is gonna make a lick of sense but for the past three days i've had nothing on my mind but rodimus with a bigger than average anterior node

every single time he walks around it rubs against the inside of his modesty panels and it keeps swelling up with energon and then it creates a feedback loop that makes him constantly horny because of how good the smooth metal of his panels feels against the sensative nub of his node

maybe he gets it pierced and the metal of the piercing just increases the ever growing feedback loop and he just spends his days constantly horny if he's got his panels closed

ough modesty panels being a suggestion rather than a requirement on the lost light because roddy doesn't wanna be unbearably horny all the damn time with no way to blow off all the charge but the new rules regarding modesty backfires because bots keep cornering him in the hallways or on the bridge to rub at his node and after playing with it for a while they leave to get back to whatever they're doing and poor roddy is left pent up and drooling from how good it feels to have people rubbing at his anterior node with their rough fingers

magnus hooks up a chain to his piercing and a little device that shocks his node whenever rodimus starts slacking on his datawork and roddy gets so turned on from the electricity that when magnus comes into his office to check on him, he finds rodimus slumped over his desk, a datapad in one servo and the other frantically fingering his node and tugging on the chain as the device keeps shocking him. magnus pulling him into his lap and cranking the device all the way up to the highest setting and roddy seizes up and cums so hard he bluescreens because this is the first time since the lost light took off that he's had an overload because everyone keeps edging him by toying with his oversized node. it's like a fun little toy for the crew to play with, like a stress button that just so happens to come with a captain that squeaks and squeals whenever you pinch or pull on the squishy button that sticks out of his valve

oh maybe combined with boobs out roddy's got really sensitive nipples too. megatron gets them pierced because "oh they'll look so nice rodimus, very befitting of a prime" and while he says it as an offhand joke after they frag, when rodimus shows up to his next shift with panels and chestplates wide open and a series of pretty crystal flowers attached to a bunch of chains that crisscross from his nipples and around his hips and finally latched onto the piercing on his node megatron certainly isn't complaining

ough minimus slipping himself under rodimus desk and sucking on his node for hours as a form of encouragement and roddy barely lasts one hour before he's a sobbing, drooling mess.

swerve sets him up in a glory hole at the bar and mechs get the opportunity to frag all his holes and if they pay a little extra they can set off a super strong vibrator magnitised onto roddy's node and only the spikes in his intake muffle the screams that he lets out whenever the vibrator gets turned on

sorry for the long ask, i just think rodimus deserves to have a big sensitive node that gets played with <3

-burnt ice anon

t-dick Rodimus hell YES. This is so fucking good and now it's living in my mind too...

Rodimus' node being so big he can't keep it in his panels, having to walk around the ship with his pussy completely bare, which turns out to be a problem because people just won't stop touching it. And he can't even bring himself to stop them because it feels so damn good to be pushed against a wall, knees buckling while one of his crew rubs him almost to completion. Everytime someone corners him he lets them pinch and squeeze his node in the hope that they'll let him finish this time.

People sitting down next to Rodimus at the bar and casually lowering a hand between his legs, playing with his fat node until there's lubricants dripping down his seat. After they've finished their drink, they just leave Rodimus there with his legs spread and node twitching, ready to get idly played with by someone else.

mhmmm Rodimus with a piercing on his node and a chain connected to it. Sometimes Magnus pulls him around by the chain, torturing his poor pussy but it's the only way to get him to go to the bridge when he's slacking off…. Rodimus suddenly cumming all over himself in the middle of the hallway while he's being pulled forth by the chain, stumbling behind Magnus, begging him to stop and give him a while to recover but Magnus is too done with his shit, and just tugs on hs node harder.

Roddy getting his node played with and begging them to put their spike inside, but they refuse, bullying his pretty clit until he's a panting mess and his valve is clenching around nothing. Perhaps he ends up having his spike sheath locked and the only way he can overload now is with his node... (not to push on my newly discovered virginity kink but… Rodimus still having his seals in when he's captaining the lost light. He only ever gets his node played with, tight little hole remaining untouched while his clit is abused and bruised repeatedly throughout the day…)

#valveplug #OKAY #okay #no actually. i think i hauve covid #overstimulation #t-dick rodimus

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swoleas · 20 hours ago

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ough I am now thinking about Anya and Solas................... the evolution of their relationship to the ending

and its the ending I'm stuck at. bc one ending is kind to them, the other is cruel

Anyway my winding stream of consciousness thoughts got long so I'm sticking them under the cut:

Anya's whole life has been twisted in Solas and Mythal's nonsense from her childhood and all the way to the end of her life. She was born Dalish, and when her clan is attacked by human raiders, she survives, because she encounters a witch of the wilds, soaked in the blood of the men who had been hunting her for sport. All her life, death has been hunting her, and she's been shielded from it, cradled in the palm of Mythal's hand like a sick kitten.

Solas meets her at her absolute worst, a desperate soul, clawing its way out of a hole, and he pities her for about 3 seconds before she opens her mouth. This representation of all the consequences of his actions -- an elf, childhood stolen away because elves are seen as animals, a mage, chained to her phylactery because magic is seen as a curse, and a Grey Warden, because of the blight he had a hand in creating -- and she's telling him he's too poorly dressed to be this patronizing.

She tap dances on that very specific nerve that compels him to share in his knowledge and wisdom, only to have her debate him on every single point, getting into pedantic arguments that are just eloquent, well thought out, and surprisingly educated enough that he cannot dismiss it offhand with a disgusted snort, he needs to retort. Needs to. And he can't help but feel like she's annoying him on purpose, but she's so good at it, he finds it impossible to do anything but to indulge her, whether he wants to or not.

And to Anya, Solas is a condescending asshole, and then a curiosity. He knows so much about their people and about magic and the fade, or at least he pretends to. She's too prideful to admit she enjoys herself when they spar. She enjoys herself even when he wins -- and he wins more than she will let him know. It is also the mystery of him. People are usually very quick to expose the kind of person they are, their upbringing, their past, in the most innocuous of actions, but Solas is different. Every time she tries to peer in, she sees the facade of Solas hovering in circles around an opaque orb full of all the things that make him who he is.

So of course, when she finally commits the act that the Inquisition considers "too far" --

(She rejects the Inquisitor's judgement, kills Erimond, splatters his brains across the Inquisitor's lap and all the guests gathered to watch. The Inquisitor didn't have the right to judge him; she exiled the Wardens, left Loghain behind in the Fade. This is a crime Anya should be judging, not the Inquisitor. She had no right.)

-- Solas cannot help but finally see her in that moment. Months of bickering, arguing, debating, conversing, and suddenly the pieces are coming together. This is her, laid completely bare before him and sitting in an Inquisition cage awaiting her own judgement. Whatever game they'd been playing from their meeting at Haven until now, he'd won.

When she looks up at her visitor from behind the bars, he is the last person she'd expected to see. He's the last person she'd expected to offer her a way out. It's the start of a partnership neither had expected to form.

He doesn't know what he's doing when he tells her he is Fen'harel, something he could not even find the courage to tell the woman he loved -- loves. There is no reason to hide from Anya, though. By now, her disdain is almost as familiar to him as his own regrets -- her bemusement is worse. How do you follow up "I am the one known as the Dread Wolf" with a curious smile and "Oh. Thought you'd be furrier"? But it's Anya. She knew that would be the button to push in that moment, when Solas is at his most vulnerable -- or the closest Solas will get to true vulnerability.

She is the first agent of Fen'harel, a Dread Commander, enforcer of his will. He is as honest to her as he can be -- as he has to be with the one he's entrusted to commanding his followers -- but she knows very well that you cannot get the truth out of the God of Lies by asking directly.

And I'm gonna cut the prose for a minute to add that they don't even LOVE each other yet -- not in the way that makes you forget where and who you think you are every minute that you're with them. They are friends and they are confidantes because me and this asshole? We're the fucking same. We're the fucking same and also and there's nobody I'd rather be the villain with than with them.

They both believe in their shared goal because their brain chemistry has aligned to give them the same brain sickness. And only love can cure that and they don't love. They don't love themselves. They don't love each other. They don't love anyone else. They've both thought they were in love at different points in their lives, but love was fleeting and way too easy to shake. And how can a love like that measure up to the weight of what they must do.

But then there are the skirmishes with the Inquisition's agents. Lavellan hasn't given up her promise to stop him, and Solas thinks this might be love. And Anya's eyes meet Cullen's across the battlefield as his men charge towards her, and she has to believe that it isn't love. Not for Solas, but for her. Because if there's hope for him, then that means there's hope for her out there somewhere, and it took Solas millennia to find it. How long will it take her? She's still tainted. She's on a time limit. And one day her life will be snuffed out with a whimper, and a smear of blood across the dirt that the earth won't even deign to soak in.

The arrow that takes Anya down is Leliana's. And oh...

That is what love is to Solas.

It is the way he swears he can hear her heart beat frantically in her chest as she tries to flee the battlefield. His eyes tear themselves from Lavellan to chase after the sound of it. The Inquisitor seals her own fate; her death sends the battlefield into a frenzy, a perfect diversion -- Solas had already sacrificed his Queen, securing the checkmate is the next step. But nothing about this feels like a victory to him. It is just one more regret to add to the list -- what he did to her, to Anya.

And that's where it ends until the Veilguard. He believes his first true confidante and friend in more years than he can count is dead, and he is alone. She is in the Deep Roads, stubbornly clinging to her own life, finding refuge among awakened Darkspawn who see her as one of their own. This is where I've been stuck for the last 5 years of my real life at least.

If they were to reunite, it would be bittersweet. They were never lovers, and they'd never admit to having been friends, but seeing each other, each bearing the scars of the time they'd spent apart --(Solas is battered, bloody, shaken to his core by the atrocities he'd almost committed, and Anya's body has shaped itself around her wounds, like blight growths in the earth) -- is like walking into your home and wrapping yourself in your favorite blanket. They are different now, but their core is the same.

And if they choose one another, Solas can heal her wounds, take her somewhere away from the world that has continued to hurt and abuse her. It's what he wants to do. She would finally no longer feel like prey hiding in shadows from the hunter. And Solas would be unburdened of his regrets, move on to a life where he can start out on a blank slate with someone who has spent near on 15 years learning how to love him.

OR they do not choose this. Solas is trapped in the same prison he trapped the Evanuris in -- and not only would he deserve it, he would be painfully aware of how much he deserves it. Anya would continue to live in exile as the blight mutates her body, mind, and soul. She would be a shadow of her former self and everything she is afraid of.

#ive been living in pain and agony for the better part of the last 3 weeks #paptalk #oc: anya #da solas #dragon age #warden/solas #anya x solas #datv spoilers #dragon age spoilers #veilguard spoilers

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thelazyhermits · 1 year ago

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heyo! ฅ^•-•^ฅ

i've been rereading a lot of TABF fics for comfort and the thought of idol singer Fortune and her legion of fans pushed me out of my art block, so thank you and storysmith for the inspo! o(*^▽^*)/

i thought the outfit would probably cover most of her skin because she's still careful about scars showing, and Dadzawa vetoing the ones that just show a lot of skin lol. Eri's dream from Now It's My Turn to Make You Smile described their outfits as being in UA colors but uhh, does anyone actually know what those colors are? XD i ended up picking colors from the gym uniforms, the cheerleading outfits, and the gold buttons on the normal uniform jackets. (she's lowkey giving pumpkin vibes but it's cute lol)

Annnnnd then i did a variation just paint bucketing over the finished piece with more pastel kinda colors thinking what if it was an idol au? maybe her fan given nickname involves 'cryptid'? it could be from her always being the unexpected surprise guest at events or variety shows with weird ways of suddenly appearing on stage lol. also ofc had to give her the hatsume patented hover tech boots™ for that fancy sky choreography. (just don't look too closely, the number of times I redrew those shoes,,,, ough,,,,,)

hope this made you smile, and thanks again for sharing your writing with us! it's genuinely such a delight and comfort to read, i am off to reread JWTN again for what must be the fifth time lol 💕

(ps. i actually read your twisted wonderland series recently, going into it knowing nothing about tw except 'disney?? but make them cute anime boys', and that i loved your writing. pulled up the tw character pages in another tab for visuals and had so much fun reading about Yuu trying to keep her sons out of trouble XD. Jack is best boi, no contest.)

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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! I absolutely love this!!! Thank you so much!!! 💕💕💕💕💕

Idol Fortune is so fun to think about, and I love how you drew her. Her outfit looks super cute in both colors, although I'll admit I'm partial toward pastels XD I think the hover boots look awesome!

Her having a nickname involving the word cryptid is so funny and something I can totally get behind. Maybe it involves how she first debuted cause there was so little info about her and she just came outta nowhere lol

In regards to the tags you made which I left on this post so everyone else could see them, I honestly have no idea how I'd involve Aizawa in such an AU cause it's hard for me to imagine a guy like him as an idol manager and/or a fan 😂 Maybe he just ends up as her guardian after she's rescued from Mumei, and someone like Mic or Midnight takes the manager position. Aizawa, of course, ends up being one of Fortune's biggest supporters despite knowing next to nothing about idols lol

Idol All Might and Manager Nighteye is such a hilarious mental image. I love it 😂

Thank you for sharing this with me! It absolutely made me smile! I love your art and am super happy that my writing is a source of comfort for you 🥰

I'm also delighted that you gave my Twst fics a shot despite being unfamiliar with the series. I'm glad you like reading about Yuu keeping her sons out of trouble and that you agree Jack is best boi 😊💕💕

#submission #in an idol au would aizawa be her manager or a closet fan hmmm #mumei was her previous agency's shitty manager when she was still a trainee #if its heroes -> idols‚ then sidekicks -> managers...?#idol all might and manager nighteye lol #okay im done rambling‚ hope you liked the pictures ฅ^•-•^ฅ #TABF fanart

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nineliabilityrisk · 1 year ago

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[ squeeze ] sender reassures receiver in a dangerous situation by squeezing their hand (for jeremy)

- [ squeeze ]: sender reassures reciever in a dangerous situation by squeezing their hand -

[[ ITS THEM ITS THEM ITS THEM FINALLY i have been frothing at the mouth waiting to play my jeremy with you i. OUGH i cannot wait for this - that was written before i replied to the other thing but it still stands so. hyeah 👍 ]]

-- [ asked by @bravevolunteer ] --

Jeremy's first day - er, first night - on his very first job, fresh out of high school, after months of searching for any open positions in their tiny little town... You'd think he'd be excited, just as his whole - considerably large - family was to have one of their boys taking his first steps out into the real world. Instead, he was anxious, Michael's nervous energy rubbing off on him.

The boys were both cooped up in Jeremy's little house - a property that his parents were taking care of the bills for until he got his first couple paychecks and could support himself on his own. Their family wasn't wealthy by any means, but they could handle the extra expenses to get him out of the house and give him some independence - at least they could pass his room on to one of the little ones. God knows they needed it, with how many of them were always running around. He loved them all to death, of course, but the peace and quiet was definitely very welcome, and his little orange kitty, Tansy, (short for Tangerine,) definitely appreciated not having to avoid being trampled by the frequent child stampedes.

Michael had been fussing over Jeremy all evening, seemingly doing everything in his power to make him late - not deliberately, obviously, he had his own reasons to be worried - but Jeremy had to make it to work. He had to make a good impression. This was his first chance to prove that he could be a proper, independent adult, and it could be months until he got another one if he lost this job.

"Mikey, I gotta go," he huffed, having finally managed to get enough privacy to change into his uniform - he genuinely had to place a hand on the top of the other boy's head and push him away to get enough space to clip his new badge to his shirt. "I know you don't like it, and I'm sorry, but I gotta pay the bills. I'll only be out six hours, you won't even know I'm gone. Just stay here and take care o' Tansy. She ain't used to bein' home alone."

Just a little over twenty minutes later, he arrived in his new office, Afton boy in tow. He'd known trying to get him to stay at home was a lost cause from the very start, and had finally allowed Michael to come along and keep an eye on him, only if he promised not to interfere with Jeremy's work whatsoever. Jeremy had even grabbed his Walkman - pretty much the only present he got on his 18th birthday due to the price - to help keep Mike entertained during his shift.

Tossing the little floor cushion he'd snagged from one of the kid's areas into a corner of the office, along with a little workbook he'd found on his desk, he dropped down into his own spinny chair and gestured for Michael to sit. "'Kay, you know the drill. You got what you wanted - sit there and stare at the back o' my head or just fuck around for the next six hours, but you do not get to complain about bein' bored. This was your decision. Got it?" His words sounded stern, but his voice wasn't. He wasn't mad at Michael, he could never be, he was just stressed about the job in general, and the atmosphere of the restaurant wasn't exactly doing his mood any favors.

While he was sitting there, still fixing Michael with what he thought was a firm glare but was likely more of a set of heart eyes, because God knows he wasn't really capable of much else when it came to that boy, the phone behind him rang, nearly startling him straight out of his chair. "Oh, um-- Hello?" he answered, frantically smacking the button to put the phone on speaker so he didn't have to fumble with the handset. It wasn't like it mattered, though, as his voice was quickly drowned out by the voice of - what he assumed to be - one of his superiors.

"Uh, hello? Hello, hello? Uh, hello and welcome to your new summer job at the new and improved Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Uh, I'm here to talk you through some of the things you can expect to see during your first week here-" the man rambled, on and on, and Jeremy glanced back at Michael with wide eyes -- how was he supposed to remember all of this? He did his best to pay attention, but his worry quickly began to get the best of him, especially as his 'mentor' began to mention the animatronics moving around -- a... Music box? Flipping through the cameras on his monitor, he began to realize that Michael had been right and he was in way over his head.

Taking in a deep breath and shutting his eyes, he turned his attention back to the call. He needed to know what he was doing. "You see, there may be a minor glitch in the system, something about the robots seeing you as an endoskeleton without its costume on, and wanting to stuff you in a suit, so hey, we've given you an empty Freddy Fazbear head, problem solved! You can put it on anytime, and leave it on for as long as you want. Eventually anything that wandered in, will wander back out." Glancing to his left - the man was right, there was a massive bear mask resting on a box next to him. Just one. He hit the mute button on the telephone.

"Shit, Mike, we gotta --" he picked up the head, holding it out in the other man's direction. "You were right, 'm sorry, this was a fuckin' mistake and a half, you need one of these, I gotta-" Tossing the head back onto the box, he glanced at his monitor, checking the meter for the music box - not winding down just yet. Up out of his chair, over to the corner of the room where all the other boxes were piled, he started digging through them. "Here - here's one," he said, finding some bright red artificial fur and grasping for it, heaving it out of the box despite all the other dusty parts stacked on top of it. When he pulled it out, he was staring it dead in the empty eyes - not a bear, more dog-like... A fox? Maybe there was a fox. He couldn't remember, he never paid all that much attention to the freaky robot animals.

He was back over to Mike in the corner as quickly as he could be without tripping over his own feet. "Here -- take it, please. I dunno what'n the fuck is goin' on, but these're s'posed to keep us safe, so please just--" He practically shoved the mask into Mike's lap before rushing back to his desk, not noticing his own accent slip or the other boy's hesitation in his own rush to make sure nothing had moved.

#m | ic: threads ; jeremy #others | ic: threads ; mikey #interactions ; jeremike #bravevolunteer #yes i KNOW i didnt even get to the prompt part but this got SO long #we discussed what we were doin with this b4 tho so i hope ur ok with it #we will get there eventually i prommy #it just. needed a Lot of setup first #[[ replies tag ]]

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the-acid-pear · 1 year ago

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I'm really bored so this is a perfect opportunity to pick up where i left off

Chapter 4

E(vil) Coli.......

Marcille just got such a reality check Chilchuck i love youu

I'm actually so falling in love w the way this chapters go they really feel like a little kids cartoon but i dont mean that in the condesending way i mean that in the, lighthearted let's focus on this character's issues today way

I fucking adore Senshi's unchanging button eyes. TBH creature eyes, to me

CHILCHUCK I FUCKING ADORE YOU THE WAY HE WENT FROM SYMPATHY TO RAGE IS AKGJBN UYHJBKGYUBB

HE ACTUALLY RECOGNIZED HER ACHIVEMENT AND CALLED HER BY NAME THAT'S SO CUTE 💥💥💥💥

Chapter 5

It's actually kinda fun to see Senshi struggle to like, fit in w these maniacs.

I do actually kinda hope he stops being so, uncooperative i guess? Like chill king ily but chill 🙏

i love how straight foward chil is tho

He just put his finger inside boiling oil he's so built different i love it

"what gorgeous bones" LAIOS. ?!

the little blush...

they're so. 🏳‍🌈

Chapter 6

Thought Laios had his pussy out in the cover

tf2 soldier......

THE WHOLE DEATH SYSTEM HERE IS SO FUCKED UP GOD

Obsessed how Senshi had to draw the line at that metal is too fucking far

this was pretty cool

Chapter 7

This is so freaky ouhwuhuhg

Chilchuck don't be so mean let Laios have his autism moment level catastrophic

"*not actually true" literally calling his ass out

THE MOST EXPRESSION WE'VE BEEN SEEN SENSHI PUT, HE ACTUALLY IS DUBIOUS OF EATING THIS THAT'S AMAIZING

Laios what's wrong w you <3

Chapter 7.5

ARMOR SEX

Chapter 7.6

Alright this setting is just silly + cute tbh.

THEY LET CHILCHUCK BE EATEN BY Hungry Sellers

SENSHI ON MARCILLE VIOLENCE

Chapter 8

Obsessed w Senshi's mancave

The golems have such good designs oh my god

PANTY SHOT

"and exploiting a loophole in the law" based senshi

where are they peeing + shitting........................

he really is a bit of a jerk but that's ok

WKJIJIUIJGU SENSHI LOOKS SO CUTE HERE THO 🥺🥺💞💞 He really said ^_^

ah fair there are built in bathrooms cool :)

essential worker senshi, iconic

okay genuinely cute how he did say IN HIS WAY that he cares about the team i need to study this man under a microscope

Chapter 9

oh no chilchuck accidental criminal................

oh my god this is so cool ACTUAL criminals now i love the worldbuilding

japanese kobolds ough........

also i love these orc designs sm

they're getting jumped...

Senshi you're insane i want you

CHILCHUCK GRABBING HIM BY THE BEARDAJGNBHJGNFKJIH

no sir orc don't teach your kid to continue the cycle of violence created by genearations past..............

ABUSING HIM

I actually cant tell if Senshi is teaching the baby or preventing it from fucking up

Senshi just wants to grill for god's sake...

I'm actually going to cry i'm not joking that baby is gonna push me over the edge

All Laios do is blush

Chapter 10

Laios abandonment........

im literally so in love w that kobold fuckign doggey

DUNGEON WEED HELL YEAH

what 😦

EVIL MONEY... EL PROBLEMA ES EL CAPITALISMO!!!!!!!

This manga is so cool

jewel bug hamburger so cute

Chapter 11

This manga has hooked me up so hard <- he has nothing better to do

Can we eat spirits doe? 🧐

Farlyn i fucking love you goddamn...

Sir i dont think that's particurlarly holy but i trust you anyway

this manga is fucking mental

GKLMKJGNJAHB EVEN SENSHI CALLING OUT LAIOS 😭😭😭😭

Chapter 12

He's so insane it's great ily Laios

this is just like the hit movie with rogers rabbit and duffy duck and, brendan fraser too innit?

oh my god this is gettin really cool

One last chapter for today that plotline was too cool

Chapter 13

I feel so fucking bad for my man Chilchuck

finger guns kissie mouth marcille...

I love how everyone gets pushed to face their fears, i hope Chilchuck gets to do that as safely as Laios could

senshi 👌

NOOO LEAVE MY MAN ALONE HE'S BEEN THRU ENOUGH

i fucking love that Laios is the only one shocked by his age bc he's human 😭😭😭

I'm getting so anxious my legs are going cold so I've decided I'm gonna start reading Dungeon Meshi. Gonna do the classic manga liveblog format too 👍

Chapter 0

It's been so long since I did something like this man goddamn.

Oh this manga is really fucking short! Only 97 chapters goddamn. Might get to finish the whole liveblog in like, 2 rbs.

This is so silly n cute tbh

Catgirl looks HORRIFIED

Wait is, is the dwarf naked? Is he in his fucking underwear??

Thought they were praying for the food for a second

WHY ARE WE JUST RANDOMLY SHOWING A BRUTAL DEATH FROM A DRAGON THIS. THE WHIPLASH

Oh she's alive nvm

Chapter 1

Goofy ahh dragon

Love that it's formatted as a menu that's cute

Well that was a haunting introduction

Capitalism is one hell of a bitch <- pretty sure this has nothing to do with that

I love this short critter's beautiful black eyes

Why is she breakdancing to express discontent?

Man these chapters are long, like 45 pages each. That makes it almost 200 chapters since 20 pages is more of the average length.

THE BLUSH. HUNGRY BASTARD UTSYFSYSEYSRRUD

"who are you?" He was licherally there when the girl was vored what do you Mean who are you . . .

Un capo se trajo un disco.

Holy shit you can die?

Marcille you're such a girl fail it's honestly hot

Oh Chilchuck is a name i though it was an insult

Sabés el asado que te puede hacer el Senshi, te caes de culo

Chapter 2

The settings are beautiful

👍

The way death is handled feels so Weird

Laios I did not wish to learn about your bondage kink

Chilchuck is so real I love him 😭

Chilchuck why were you at the gallows...........

Chapter 3

Already got in the groove of it

He looks so distraught at the unbalanced diet

"reptilian features" "cool" "cool"

I love Laios and Senshi's relationship they're such a good team

Senshi is sooo silly

These are such good ppl tbh

THANK YOU FOR YOUR MOTIVATIONAL APEECH SENSHI

I'm using the same site I did to read Baki and bro there's a clown in the notes who keeps adding the image of Marcille being told elves are good cock sleeves and it's starting to seriously annoy me.

Stopping for now so I can eat and stuff 👍

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chaosbound-official · 6 years ago

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what do the other trolls here think of belphe?

Quokka: My moirail recently told me 5he had a bad run in with a really 5loppy looking cobalt… If he’5 the 5ame one, he really 5cared the crap out of her, 5o I’m probably gonna throw hand5. 8>:/

Purrol: Belphe– Ohh, the uhh… the cobaltbloodd…. Himm…. rightt. He'ss… ratherr differentt fromm the impressionn I gott off himm onn Dersse. A lott morre…. Intimidatingg.

Makkea: Well, he’s uh… ra7her quick 7-o anger. 7ha7, -or I seem 7-o really push all 7he wr-ong bu77-ons wi7h him. Which w-ouldn’7 be any7hing new. Al7h-ough I’ve n-o7iced since we all g-o7 here, he jus7 keeps 7-o himself when he’s n-o7 answering ques7i-ons. Which is be77er 7han… A l-o7 -of 7hings -o7her 7r-olls s-ome7imes ch-o-ose 7-o d-o wi7h 7heir 7ime. S-o… A7 leas7 he’s n-o7 ru7hlessly vi-olen7? Bu7 s7ill really irri7able.

Hiraeh: I don'x xrusx him. I’ve seen him hanging around wixh an unscrupulous violexblood xhax lives near me. I’m prexxy sure he works for her. Xhey’re boxh bad news.

Mod: So all in all… Nobody really likes him. He’s pretty unpopular.

Quirk free under cut:

Quokka: My moirail recently told me she had a bad run in with a really sloppy looking cobalt… If he’s the same one, he really scared the crap out of her, so I’m probably gonna throw hands. >:/

Purrol: Belphe– Oh, the uh… the cobaltblood…. Him…. Right. He's… rather different from the impression I got off him on Derse. A lot more…. Intimidating.

Makkea: Well, he’s uh… rather quick to anger. That, or I seem to really push all the wrong buttons with him. Which wouldn’t be anything new. Although I’ve noticed since we all got here, he just keeps to himself when he’s not answering questions. Which is better than… A lot of things other trolls sometimes choose to do with their time. So… At least he’s not ruthlessly violent? But still really irritable.

Hiraeh: I don’t trust him. I’ve seen him hanging around with an unscrupulous violetblood that lives near me. I’m pretty sure he works for her. They’re both bad news.

#fantrolls #homestuck #chaosbound #art #quokka frarer #purrol yaluli #makkea uvishe #belphe guille #hiraeh xexies #long post #answered #derse #anon #ask and ye shall receive #fishbitch #oh hey her first appearance visually was way early on! ok cool i'll tag her here #Zeerce Cruorr

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informedinterest · 3 years ago

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MCSM - a more Real..

Author’s Notes;

(Sl; Ligh implied

abus

Setting: Change to an ice

land

(A excessive

place To keep the characters from being hateable from the ,offset)

Several Char had to be edited slightly

The

Orde

Ston

Gabriel,

Magnus,

Eligard,

United

Soren

Defeated

the

Ender

Drag

Trac

the

word

“Right

shou

going

Now

‘’

Shifted

fro

perch,

Brigh

Light

Day

Gil,

loung

cop

‘Gabriel and

a Guide

defense,’

Jess

Olivia

Axel

Drap

wit

‘Log

ist

ics

Loose

assorted,”

Magnus

Aiden

wkward

Propp

“Action

ali

zatio

begotten

~Eligard

and

pre

viou

dis

card

“Evaluation

valati

Happ

ine

,”

Soren,

some

where

“Aw,

I was going

read

that

,”

Petra

(newly

Reach

for

the

many

stuffed

book

shelves

“Tr

Car

You

Guide

Geo

phenomen

,”

“

‘Iv-

and the many uses of Po

-‘

(The book

so scruffed into its corner

that that’s all that could be

re -

“Adventure;

Where

find

‘em

”

“Not

we’re

going

mak

con

tio

”

“Besides

don’t

you

ready

hav

tha

,“

“Yeah

but

it’s

”

“Besides

it’s different from the

traveling

edition

,”

“Trav

edi

n,”

Axel

sniffed

Lukas,

“C’mon

five

min

utes don’t want to be

late,”

“Con

,”

groun

Jesse

get

boar

Reube

for

trek

be greeted by what seem

like 2 million Quest’N

‘answers

posters

with Gabriel‘s

face

posted

it,

“This

bes

t day

lif

e,”

While the others were there to roll

the

eyes

except Lukas

“leave

be,

“

“If it was anyone else

I’d have to

carry them off the

floor

to,”

,”

“riv

,”

Cordial

ough

wit

Luk

“Tell

Ethan

said

hell

“

Not so much

with

rest of

them

“Our

Invention

Goi

Grea

”

“Our

wil

great

er,”

“What

got

“

“Ivor

fan boys

,”

Axel

Shrug

ged,

“Oh

speak

the

Devil,

You might have some company as

Ivor

fan

club

Pet

,”

“oh,

The

agai

”

“Wh

Cou

’t

books

he’

Written

abou

po-,”

Fad

Into

com

fort

able

not

hing

As they made it to the

zon

And

Olivia

start

draw

sta

istics,

for

build

So you wouldn’t mind

coming with me

and

helping me

find him,

would

you

Jess

e,“

“Um,

ah,

re,

should

done

here

right,

Lukas

“

Jesse

yelle

Lukus

Who

gave

thu

mbs

And away about

Olivia who is staying behind to talk to some

planners

“So what’s up with this

Ivor

guy

gain

, ”

I th

“I’ve

always

ter

I mean all the

scientific

. .

stuff,

Realiz

had

inter

”

Slyily

smili

ng,

“Iv

kno

plant

the

essence

“

“An

apothecary,”

“Not

Quite

,-“

“Huh

I’d

though

’

e,”

“Let

chec

“Jesse

stay

here,”

Please

“ what

are

you

doin

her

“

Iriat

“Mr.

Ivor

sir,

was

hoping

give

this

you

fore

the

sho

w,”

“Yes,

Yes-

Actual

glancing

thin

Mouth

agape

“Withe

Skul

l,”

She

“ This

..perfect,

thank

you,”

“Hel

your

sel

monds

ches

ther

“

“Sir,

thes

aren’t

diamonds,

these

are

moissanite,

.”

“Maybe

should

“Wh

y,”

“Because

thes

migh

por

”

“Don’t

wanna

mess up the

show,”

Petra

Jess

Mak

it’

the

re,

“ Axel

wha

doi

”

“Oh hey,”

Munching on

a bowl

pret

“guys,

Gabriel

stop

our

buil

sai

was

“Clas

and

gav

“this

[Sev

eral chains with the words

“back

stage

pas

” etc

hed

,”

“ Luk

wen

giv

you

ess

e,”

“Gill

geek

Out

over

briel,

Olivia’s

tal

kin

g with some

“

“Oh

hey

Petr

I requested

one

for

you,

Though don’t think you need it since you’re a

distributor

,”

Petra

smil

sly

ily

tak

“dis

trib

tor,

”

tag,

“Anywa

can

’t

sto

tal

“

“Hav

tur

som

guest

”

“That

woul

his

Room

,”

Jesse asked quickly as Petra lightly pushed him forward (from be

hind,

as he slid on

ward

“Yeah, t

‘The door clicked

t behind

A flight o

stai

s ,

“Well,

this

is,

ambitious

“

“Are you

kidding

having to build

stairs

all the way down in

ice,”

“ I had no idea that Ivor was such a

builder

architect

”

“ It’s a shame it’s so

Dark in here,”

light

ing up a

light,

As they made it through what

see

med to be

big

book

shelves

The li

ghts

flick

sud

den

Jesse

gras

ping a

han

her

mouth

(For no

part

icular

“ Nice

see

again,

no,

“

‘B

lon

tim

e,’

,no”

“FI

nally

out

of your

sh-“

“Mr.

Ivor,

sir,

“

“Aagh,”

Petra

eping into the

dar

nes

s, of the

dun

“I’m

her

to ask you about the

dia

Pe-

moissan

gav

,”

“It’s

”

“Get

Out

,”

“But-“

“Get out before I call

security,”

Petra

Slink

Jesse

ing

quietly

after

“Well

at least

we got

our

er.

Come’ on let’s go join the

others

before the

show

arts,

“Jesse,

I was lo

all

over

for

you,

-“

Lukas

“Axel

already

,told

”Course

did,”

gruff

ly,

just

pana

Ivor

“Finally out of the dark

nes

s of

your

shadow

,”

“Now how about

a real monster

and we’ll see how we measure up

.”

“Ivor,

really

isn’t

plac

tim-

“

Compartment

Reveal

Components

for

Wither

Ivo

last

par

“Wither

Skull,”

the

Withe

Skul

l ,

Petra

The audience burst into applause as it st

arted

g believing it to be part of the

show,

Gabriel,

tak

out

wooden

sword

The

Crowd

Disperse

as the

Wither

start

tack

ing

“Ivor

That’s

Eno

ugh,

Turn

this

thing

Lukas

Confronted

“Oh,

I will

One o’

Soren,

Once,

hey

it’s

not

work

Ivor pressing the button panicking

ly,

“Hey, guys

what’s going

on,

“

Axel

joi

at the cleared out

con

vent

on,

“Ivor’s

gon

Off

the

Wal

And

made an invention trying to

kill

every

one,”

Gill

repli

“Co

,”

“ an

destroy,”

“ Why won’t

this

stupid

wire,”

“Hm,

Wire

,”

“Axel

,”

Oli

“ I mean there was a

wire on

the

table,”

“Axel,

what

hap

pen

“Well,”

Axel

flush

ing,

“I um

took

it,”

“AXEL!!”

“What they did say take

whatever

you

”

“Wher

is-

it-

I used it to add

another light display to the

statue

thing,

“Well you

might

want

to get it

now,”

Backing away from the

destruction

stage that seem to get

eve

clos

Stepping

ove

r the

woo

den

ord

The

remote

dis

regar

frustration

As they were driven back to the

statue

cr,

“Got

,“

“Hand

Gill

”

Gil

Pas

sin

gave

Jess

who

Brok

dow

whil

Olivia

whisper

instructions on how to

put it

together to Aiden

Whil

Axel

Olivia

play

dis

trac

“Done,”

Tos

Lukas,

Who

went

pres

but

Only for

Ivor to

atch it out of his hand and do the

Honor,

And,

Didn’t

“So

Losers

,”

Leather

Jacket

Rush

by,

“ Ethan,

you’re

not

goin

hel

,”

Lukas

snapped

but they were already

long

gone,

Trail

ing

afte

the

To the

Edge,

Ivor

hauling

Gabriel’s

unconscious

form,

“I

want

to see him

humiliated not

dead

,”

Gabriel

stirrin

g by the

Edge,

Talkin

“Gill,

you

need

tak

emble

m,”

Tak

his

coat

“Fin

other

”

Pas

sing

And

Gil

Run

ing off in the opposite direction with the

wheel,

It’s flashing a

slight blue at Gill’

tou

Befor

brow

dot,

around

Mak

ing a small

streak

Shifting with the

users

stance to point in a

certain

dir

Tak

Broken

Crate

It was

nearly

sib

“Mag

nus,

bri

Sen

Us,”

“ Gabriel

�� huh,”

Magnus

hol

ding up the

Before

throwing him down the pile

he’

jus

struggle

cli

top of

Gil

Who’d

bee

por

“This.

point

les

s.”

“He

’s

Insane,”

Jess

Admit

dejected

ly,

Shar

wit

Axe

“Then

ould

onto

the

nex

one-,”

Axel

shook

his

head,

“ We

need

to get

this

done,

We’re

stay

,”

Lukas

Speech

less,

Before

Going

ahead,

Aidan

“Hm,

course

I’ll

with

you,”

Eligard

far

mor

Co Operative,

Soren

“I

should

stay

out

re,”

Whe

The

got

Soren’s

hous

“Soren and I .. didn’t leave things off

too

go od

last time

I- we

spoke”

“It

would

better

you

go,

Soren, not so much..

Having

taking

knit

ting

lot,

And

docu

ment

ing his

rare

animal

fin

dings

Not p

ease

to be distur

How

eve

r very excited to see

Reuben,

Jess

’s

“Animal

lovely

creatures

Don’t

betray you

and take your

ings

I’ve seen

a few

of course

- but to see it

bonded

with

human,

You

must

tell

the

tale,

Sitting with

Soren

and having

tea

I found

Reuben

(That

’s his

name)

at the

place

built

our

treehouse,

”

While

ren

knit

ny,

“Now

back

the

point,

could

reall

use-

appreci

ate-

,“

Soren’s

fac

chan

ing at his

change

words,

“you

”

“I want-

to help you

I really do,

“

Soren

insist

“But the Order

and

I, didn’t

leave things on

good

terms,

Hesitatin

Cou,

“Would

Reuben be

here,

“

Jess

Nod

ded

“And you’d be helping a lot of

animals-“

“Fine-

I’ll

go,”

Jesse

Soren

Only to find

Aidan

Eligard

Long

ther

“They

went

ahead

Temple

,”

Lukas

whis

per

Swa

stories

Luk

ple,

The

only

thing

left

after

Wither’s

rampage

“And

our

tree

house

e,”

Lukas

poi

Petr

sho

And

things

clearly

went

down

ll from

Ivor,

im mediately

taking charge of the whole

op eration

as Soren

watch

Irr

iat

n th

side

lin

Goin

Mag

with

tim

“Who

dares-

“

Dro

ing the explosive behind his back as he went to

cuddle

Soren,

who

star

blank

“Soren,

‘how you been

cute

pig,

Always

a sucker for

(cute

animals,

how,

“

Holding up the emblem

intimi

datingly

“Al right,

oh right,

,sure

“

Mak

Temple,

ar,

“It’s

Done!”

Soren

raisi

bro

leas

“This will

activate

the

Wither

storm,

“

“Once

walking distance so

course,

,”

Shoving

devic

Lukas

Who

went

suit

as well as the rest of

them,

At the moment

arrived,

“I’ll watch

Reuben

for

you,

“

Soren

Offe

Reuben

Could take

a pretty

mighty

pun

ch,

but saf

risk

it,

“Sure

Reuben

likes

you,”

went

through

ici

Thr

Wit

her

Spawn

hord

The

Wither

storm

falte

fall

Com

Rescuing those that the

Wither

storm

had

cap

tur

Inc

Lud

Gab

el,

Fro

Only

for

star

mov

three,

“Run!”

Luk

They ran, castle destroyed,

and forced to find shelter in a

cave

“This never

would’ve

happened,

“

“Magnus please for once in your life shut your

accursed

mouth,”

Soren

snap

worriedly,

“Eligard help me attend to

Gabriel’s

frost

bite

,”

Into the Night

“Ivor,

I can’t believe

so such a fool

hardy

plan!”

Wak

Lukas

dis

turb

other

Goin

“I should’ve

stood up

for

yself

long time ago

Ivor

Give me that

in fernal device,”

“ it need

morganite

,”

“You use

dia-

mond,

”

as argument broke out

Lukas,

Petra coming behind

Lukas after being treated

for

minor

frost

-burn

Sm,

“Looks like I actually

ll have use of that

mor

ganite,“

Petra crossed her arms clearly haven’t forgotten the abrasive

behavior

ear

lie

“Pl-

huc

Morganite

“Yo

should

pro

bably

destroy

goo

easur

,”

Soren

giv

Luk

“Oh look at

Soren can’t kill an

ender

dragon-

s,”

“Ivor, you have

never,

Been

helpful

any

one

ever”

“I-

Mag

nus

C’mon on

that isn’t

true

right

buddy ,”

Mag

nus

hid

ing

hin

Sore

Eli

gar

Cros

“It’s

time you leave

Ivor,

“

Ivor looking at them before running

into the Wasteland

Of the

mak

“Come on we have inventions

to make

and things

rebuild

,”

“Is it true that you didn’t

slay

the

end

on,

“No,

Aligardz’s

dragon

look

lik

mal,

I lulled

ep,

Not a blade pierc

d it’s

pel

Soren

Stro

kin

ueben’s

“Ivor’s

ma-

,”

a sound,

“We should get back to

invent,”

ren’

word

fad

as he enter

cav

Leav

ing

Jess

e with the

othe

Suit

ing up to take on the

Withe

last

tim

Soren

watch

Reuben,

The

Withe

fell

And

Lukas

Aiden,

Olivia,

Jesse

Axel

and

Gil

Petr

cam

hero

Axel

Event

ually

turn

int

count

abil

ity

The

End

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cant-think-of-a-good-one · 1 year ago

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ah what a cute lil dino time to post my own yarn crechr (crocheted this based on a funny drawing i saw on twitter)

gosh i love making stuff. in any medium really. it doesn't exist before, but now it does !! it's fucking wild

what i think makes me love crochet especially though, is how physical it is. and also just how magical the process is.

you start out from this long fiber bundled up into a ball. yarn. no form at all. just a flexible curve. but then you start making loops with your crochet hook.

loops into loops into loops. somehow it gets more solid. it starts to keep its form somehow. you make more loops on the loops you made. you keep doing that. loops into loops into loops. you see that it's growing. loops into loops into loops. you start to recognize its shape. loops into loops into loops into loops into loops into loops... and then it's there !! A Thing. An Object. you can touch it. push it. hug it. it's real. you just turned a 1d curve into 2d surface.

if you were doing it in rounds (loops into loops in a spiral), you might have done a magic circle/ring/loop. and if you ran out of yarn (or your yarn broke. ough), you might have even done a magic knot. to join two ends of yarn. i really like this comment i found. on a vid about how do a magic knot:

another thing that's so wild is that you can just pull on the working yarn and it will just fall apart. one stitch at a time.

there may be lots of loops but they're not knotted. mathematically, crochet (and knitting) are just very complicated manipulations of the unknot (let's just pretend the two ends of the yarn are joined). if you used a magic ring there's one knot but nothing else (okay yeah if you also used more than one piece of yarn they're links but still). the only reason why it's still keeping its form is the sheer friction between the fibrous loops.

this is great when you're still making it. there's an undo button !! (no redo button unless you crochet a time machine unfortunately). not too good when you want to wear it though. if you didn't hide or weave in the ends, it will slowly unravel and show it's true form again.

no matter how many loops, it's still a looped up piece of yarn. and yet, it's there. you see it as something other than mere loops. a shape, a hat, a creature. anything you could've imagined.

if that's not magic i don't know what is.

I love crocheting it makes me feel like a damn craftsmen, a yarn wizard, summoner of toys and other useless objects. Like this, look at this little dinosaur. Eat your heart out Jurassic park. Catch this hook

Did you see this post? Tell me about your hobby. Show me the fruits of your labor. If you want to. No pressure.

#oops that got long #crochet #magic #math #knot theory #fiber arts #long post #rambly cally

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taesbetch · 7 years ago

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Elevator Games

Pairings: Chanyeol x Reader

Genre: Smut, Fluff CEO!AU

Word Count: 2K +

A/N i really hope you enjoy this! it didn't necessicarily turn out how i wanted it too, but i still hope you like it :)

Late. again.

this was the seventh time you were rushing towards your work building.

You had just started your new job and you were stuffing up already.

Today you and the other new workers were meant to be introduced to the CEO of the building; if you were late to that, you were screwed.

Why were you always late? Simple. You simply couldn’t wake the fuck up.

This had been a problem for you for ages, but never to this extent.

You quickly checked your watch as you repeatedly pushed the up button for the elevator.

As you rushed into the elevator you tried to fix your hair that had been blown harshly by the wind, however, it was in vain as your curls had been wrecked and your hair was a complete mess.

The doors to the elevator were closing painfully slow, but just before they closed a large hand found its way between the two of them.

You tried to keep a sigh from exhaling out your body as the doors started to open again. You were for sure, getting fired.

“sorry” a husky voice spoke as he entered the elevator. He was tall and his shoulders were broad yet his body was slender; you took a deep breath as you examined his god-like smile.

You nodded your head before the elevator doors finally closed again. You prayed to Jesus that no one on the way up would press the button, further digging you into your grave.

Just as you finished your prayer you felt the elevator come to an abrupt halt; you and the man both grabbed onto the railings on the side of the elevator to try and regain your balance.

“What happened?” you asked quietly as a few seconds had passed but nothing had happened.

Both you and the male moved closer to the elevator doors, you looked at the button panel and the lights seemed to of gone out. Crap. The elevator was broken.

“Hello?” the man spoke into the emergency phone. His voice was calm and collected where as yours would have been frustrated and scared.

“oh…ok, thank you” he said before hanging up the phone. You eyed him as he turned towards you, he didn’t need to speak because his captivating eyes said it all. You were fucking stuck.

“well shit” you sighed as you rested your back against the side of the elevator; you slide down until your ass hit the floor with a small ‘ough’ sound.

As the male sat opposite you, you watched him eyes you up and down, instantly making you feel self -cousicous.

“I’m chanyeol” he smiled when he noticed he had been caught.

“Y/N” you sighed as you played with your bracelet depressingly. Of course, today of all days is the day you get trapped in the elevator with a devilishly handsome stranger.

“you look a little tense?” he asked as concern graced his face, he tilted his head to the side leaving you with a clear view of his perfect jawline.

“I was supposed to be in this really important meeting with the CEO of this company, but im probably getting fired so” you trailed off as a humorless laugh followed your comment.

“I heard the CEO was rather nice, stern, but nice never the less” he shrugged as his eyes trailed towards the floor.

You sighed again before adjusting your white blouse that was tucked into their skirt. You watched as his eyes zoomed in, focusing on every little movement of yours.

You smirked before narrowing your eyes at the main playfully.

“you can’t blame me, you are extremely hot” he said as he ran his hand through his shiny ass hair as your smirk extended.

“Well, I guess were going to be here for a while” you said as he moved over so he could sit directly in front of you.

You bit your lip as you looked him up and down. His suit looked extremely expensive and the Rolex on his wrist gave it away that he was an extremely important person.

“so, what are you doing here?” you asked him as he drew small circles on the bottom of your leg, just below your knee.

“Just some business deals, not really that interesting” he shrugged as his eyes never left your leg. He bit his lip before his eyes drifted up to meet yours.

“do’ya wanna play a game?” he asked seductively as his hand slowly traveled up your skirt. Pushing it up your leg.

“what kind of game” you whispered as the feeling of his cool hand gliding up you already heated body sent shivers down your spine.

“You seem pretty innocent, so I guess we should start with something simple” he said sending a cocky grin your way. You lightly gasped at his statement.

“me? Innocent? Sure” you said before winking back at him.

“you aren’t? then prove it. How about you wrap those pretty little lips around my cock?” he asked as he leaned back, resting on his hands.

“I see you don’t beat around the bush” you scoffed before pulling your lip in-between your teeth.

He softly groaned before chucking his head backward in need “please baby girl, all you’ve done is sit there and look at what you’re doing to me” he groaned; You gaze followed his hand as he palmed himself through his pants.

“okay here’s my game proposal” he said as a mischievous glint twinkled in his eyes. “blow me and if I cum in under 5 minutes, when we get out of here ill eat you out each night for a week” he said running his tongue across his bottom lip as he stared at you as if you were his prey.

At the statement, you felt a small pool of arousal rise inside of you. The time stamp he gave you was almost a challenge, if only he knew you could have him shivering in 3.

You let out a hum of interest before staring him down; his stares were crazy intense, you could feel the dominant power radiating off him.

You crawled forward pushing his chest down as he undid his pants hastily. Time starts now.

You started trailing kisses along his neck as your hand gently grazed over his shaft causing him to let out a breathy moan. As you sucked harshly on his neck you gripped him in your hands not easing into it; your hands quickly went to work, one fondling his balls while the other moved up and down, his shaft rock hard in your hand.

Chanyeol suddenly let out a string of whiny moans as you slowed your pace down before speeding up again, only to slow down once more.

‘what’s wrong baby?” you asked sweetly, our voice dripping with innocence as you lowered yourself, keeping eye contact with him the whole time.

He drew his bottom lip between his teeth as he watched you, his eyebrows furrowed and his eyes narrow. A soft groan emitted from his throat as you placed your lips around his tip, letting your hot breath fan over it.

With a sudden change of mind, you quickly slid down his length until you hit his base. Chanyeol screamed out as his hand came up to grab your hair harshly.

As he lifted his hips repeatedly, you let him face fuck you, his shaft hitting the back on your throat with each thrust.

While he did so you massaged his balls with your now free hands, sending him into complete bliss.

His groans and shouts of your name had you dripping for his touch, but right now you were focused on him.

“Y/N…I-i-“ he stuttered not even able to finish his sentence when you suddenly sucked harder, his head flew back before he moved your head.

As he filled your mouth with his fluid you swallowed eagerly, taking in his taste.

You hummed in delight as you pulled away from the huffing boy. Sweat glistened off his face as you sat up and looked at you.

“congratulations, 2m34s” he said as you nodded your head knowingly, he looked at you in awe before shaking his head.

“it’s probably because I could see straight down your shirt as you choked on my dick” he spoke boldly causing you to roll your eyes.

“chocked?” you asked as your raise your eyebrow.

He chuckled before running a hand through his perfect hair.

“take that top off, it's pissing me off” he growled lowly as his tongue ran across his lip.

“you didn’t ask very nicely” you said playfully sending a wink his way.

He leaned forward with a dark look in his eye. “I wasn’t asking” with that sentence he skillfully ripped open your blouse ripping off two of the top buttons.

You gasped before untucking it from you skirt and letting him undo the rest of it. As he placed you down and hovered over you, your breath got caught in your throat.

You watched carefully as his head lowered down to your neck, his full lips explored your neck leaving love bites.

You moaned softly as you entangled your hand in his hair trying to bring him closer to you.

“will you let me fuck you” he whispered in your ear as he unzipped your pencil skirt and running his cold hands on your warm exposed skin.

Your poor underwear was soaked and your heart was beating so hard against your chest you could only bring yourself to nod.

“please, oh god please fuck me” you whined. That’s all he needed to hear. He quickly pulled your skirt off as he trailed kisses down you chest and down your stomach. He was clearly in a rush and to be honest, so were you.

As he pulled off you underwear a smug smirk came onto his face.

“you got this wet from sucking me off?” he asked as he lined himself up. You took a shaky breath in as you felt his tip in your entrance.

“shut up an-Oh!” you started saying before he slammed himself inside you. You moaned in satisfaction as you felt him stretch out your walls.

He started off slowly, pumping in and out of you with a stable pace. He swallowed your moans with his mouth as you both fought for dominance.

You moaned his name as he sped up, his eyes sharp and focused and his lips slighted parted letting out frequent groans.

“you’re so tight” he stated before grabbing your leg and throwing it over his shoulder.

At the sudden change of position, you moaned loudly as he hit spots he wasn’t hitting before; your hands flew to his shoulders as he pumped harder, almost growling with aggression.

“chanyeol! Fuck!” you screamed out as he hit your G-spot.

“There! Right there! Keep going” you pleaded as your started breathing harder; he chanted your name as you drilled into you.

You were both coming close to your finish, you let out one last moan before releasing all over him. As your walls clenched tightly he let out a gasp before joining you and riding out your orgasms.

“fuck” he chuckled before pulling out of you “I was meant to pull out” he confessed causing you to laugh while you pulled your underwear up.

“it’s okay, I’m on the pill” you stated as the both of you started fixing yourself up.

“do you want to go get something to eat after this?” he asked sheepishly as he scratched the back of his neck. A complete 180 from the way he previously reacted.

You wanted to answer ‘yes’ but you suddenly remembered what you missed.

“err, I should probably go explain to my boss why I wasn’t there” you sighed “I really want to though” you added just in case he thought you weren’t interested.

“oh! Don’t worry about that. His boss is fine with it, so he has to be fine with it too” He smiled as he pressed the help button for the second time.

“his boss?” you asked confused; he just smiled at you until you finally pieced everything together.

“I just fucked my boss” you whispered more to yourself but he still heard. He laughed before nodding his head happily.

“so, what do you feel like?” he asked when we felt the elevator start to move again “Chinese? Mexican?”.

“Mexican sounds good” you said as you realised how hungry you actually were.

“okay, but I won't eat that much, my dinner tonight deserves all my attention” he said winking out you.

As the two of you walked out of the building you couldn’t help but wonder where your relationship was going and to think, but if this was going to be a normal thing, you sure as hell didn’t mind.

#Park Chanyeol #exo chanyeol #chanyeol scenario #park chanyeol smut #chanyeol smut #chanyeol drabble #exo smut #exo scenarios #exo #exo ceo #chanyeol ceo #ceo!au #chanyeol imagine #chanyeol smut scenerio

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throwingideasatthewall · 4 years ago

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Clone Wars Kidnapped

Also, yeah how do you follow up an episode like that?

Also isn’t this like the second kidnapped episode?

You know we actually needed the levity so that I am completely OK with the saving a thing plot,

Gives time to breathe-

Ho-nest, This place looks pretty neat,

[Though they still knowingly enabled Tox be hav-ior]

This is the equivalent of someone ditch -ing productivity, And att -em pt Ing To Go Straight To creat-iv-ity Before anything’s set up,]

And I should really be careful not to get distracted by the pretty lights,

Wa- rr ior-

Well least tox

Whe lp, In- Sti gators , Fe ck, - Oh hey that war we enabl -ed

Whelp

Okay, seriously who is that guy? (Normally I wouldn’t be so nervous (but the last few episodes Not Krell The under water One) Introduced a guy of a random species that we have never heard or seen of and he died before we ever did,

So,

I’m a Little Nervous , (I like different species,)

His design seems nice ... Neu tral.

Yet we won’t assume the amount of accoun- tability necessary to enforce it Don’t get me wrong; I don’t want an infinity war

But if you enable, be prepared for the consequences and/or to push it back, (what ever You Left,) Whenever it comes for your life, For the rest of it, (Or until you snap and hold it accountable,)

Pro-tection

Usual spiel but it works.

You know that would’ve worked really well with overinvolved positivity,

Though at this point it’s pretty clear they are going for the clear-cut Jedi- are Posit Ive Ly Over- Involv e -d- (Sith - negative)

And more so general “everyone is a shithead,” Kinda Vibe.

Which is perfectly fine,

Why?

That’s a lot

[also never mind with the - warning - or get into lines,]

Obi-Wan looks really young-er in the scene for some reason

-His face

��-it’s too smooth

- and are his eyes a bit bigger?

Also yeah they specifically told us not to get involved and that they were going to do it on their own I-n. Ia tiv e

But screw that

“Let’s escalate the situation!”

Despite that being literally what the dude fears and probably his nightmares

[screw respecting other adult’(s) initia tive]

I know Dooku is implied to be really feckin tox also

But talk means nothing

Dude has to have the actions Attempt it on himself and decide what to do for himself,

He’s decided to enable, Ain’t nothing that can be done about that,

[What was that look?

[also did Obi-Wan not ask what happened down there?]

Great

Time for warfare

For the Jedi that can’t take a “no,” For an an -swer

Gr -e a-t - ? Voice -act -ing - People Shield - What, I’ve- Watch -ed The Watton Boar - Arc- - -Battle

Yeah but it’s -also pretty bullshit - (when have the separatist ever respected the Gen eva convention?)

Rex- Has a Feck’in Point

(Also that doesn’t tell them anything this could be basic clankers when no in fact they are commando droids )

Ana Kin’s Voice De-eper?

Com -man do-

[I have a feeling they’re really trying to contest the we have no fig -h-ters)

Lin e- - A-g ain-

O-h Sir, Oh, , Also, how?

But also ok that guy,

Surprisingly, calm ly spoken-

So this could make a great scene contrasting Obi- won’s I believe moral nature, With another strategist that seems to be believing some kind of chivalry

[Also, OH SHIT, is that where they’re keeping the pris oners,

Whelp

Anakin is a dick to holograms,

Seriously you could’ve just turned it off,

[if you had news or opinion to share ?)-

Ok, where the fuck?

[Don’t, get me wrong I know Anakin, was an ex slave, Everything else is new.. .

Including his rage towards it,

Me,

Hey, they’re being smart about this, - Up- s- et-

Yes, thank you, did I miss something?

P-ast

Doesn’t justify any of this bullshit. .

I mean,

Literally no one is smarter than anyone else

So Ana Kin, , OK but that’s a whole different species and/or a group - - this is not “past” this is I just hate feck -ing sl-av er s - And possibly un-vented anger at trauma- - Either way pretty damn va -lid - Dis- trust - Whe-

Oka-y , I don’t-

Also is that an animal or sentient? - A game I find myself playing to no One ‘s Cha -grin- -, Oh

Arro gan -c- e

Ah- tak e? , Also he has a non-evil pet - That’s kinda cute

But also kinda sad, Hint,ing at the fact Dude was probably intended to be some kind of animal focus (Someone who works around or just generally likes animals - special ity)

Before he went corrupt

(Showing some interest in keeping them out of the battlefield, And Fond-ness)

Or this could just be a short han d-e d symbolism For slavery and grooming - Both -work - Do -Tell - [oh yeah dude totally gave away his plan,]

Despite Obi-Wan almost clearly not being in earshot

Nice interaction * introduction

Also ,doesn’t he already know, Holo-gra -m - Formal in- tro duc- tions - Are Nice, - Er-

Seriously what is up with these two people?

Also why did dude growl?

For people that look like cats they sure act like dogs (Bor- d -er) (Nothing wrong with that- just- curious- “ -i

How?

Also they’re just really shout-ing their plans out here aren’t they?

S-u -rr en- der- - Obi- won still playing along.. —— W-help - He gave him a chance - Whelp-

O-k

Honestly he’s acting pretty calm and diff-erent-ly characterized, The Kenobi we know wouldn’t raise a hand to help even himself (In ani.) Also I’m surprised Aniken hasn’t stumbled across anything by now,

Thought that would be the crutch of the narr-ative tension in the office,

But Aight , Calling the chips early is completely fine I will never have an issue with chara- ter -(s- acting slightly smarter than expected,

Though wish Anakin had shown some kind of initia- tive-

Like the stories telling us that he’s really pumped up “about the whole slave thing,” . . . But has just found nada when it comes down to rescuing the slaves, Or just finding any hints about this oper -ation in general,

To summarize; What the heck has Aniken been doing the last minute and a half ~ ? No-thing

[like if everyone had told him to chill due to his clear aggression believe he caused some harm in his rage,

And sent Ahsoka in-stead

That would make a lot more sense,

[and make up Obi- wan look like less of a Irrational Dick By sh(ar-ing) Anakin‘s backstory without any permission or reason,

While there he might have to explain to Ahsoka why he’s sending her and not Anakin,]

Just- Writer Th- ough -t- - Treat- ment - “ You have broken through my defenses,”

Emotionally or ... physically? . . Never mind-

Would’ve been nice if someone actually took him up on that offer - (Like some villain(/enabler) is like you know what my job sucks, my boss sucks, I could really use an nap...

Sure] .. They were just standing there ... doing nothing,

Like, Dude literally just said there were bombs planted all over the city,

And, no one’s in a ru-sh to fix that-

Or use them to find the kidnapped people..

[I mean fair ... but geez.

Colo -nists,

Again, where are they? . . . You supposedly sent Anakin to find - them but we haven’t seen anything - Also yeah the dude is totally going to give up his only bargaining chip . . . After being out gunn -ed- - Well - Also you have one button that only activate(s one mine?

Like did you, set that up just for the purpose of in-timi dating people

Also congrats you likely threw away your only bargaining chip - because from his point of view the explosion already went off- - And he doesn’t know that you had one specific button just for that one mine- - (Like it doesn’t sound that loud but he could’ve gotten hear-ing probl-em (s-) from the near- by explosions, )

We- ll-

“Col-on-ists,”

Oh good thing you told him after you destroy-ed the thing-

And he didn’t go into attack mode and you have a light saber press-ed to your throat-

dumb

I’m sorry but that’s just so adorable

Look at it;

Man like(s soft squishy things and he doesn’t seem to be hurt ing- -it,

Like, How ?

Also, did no one check for that shit?

Like, No-

Me- dic

Wh- el p-

Bo-

Several people -just died And he comforts the robot.. .

Dick

Also, Maybe It’s be cause Cody is Obi-Wan’s Gen. (Generation or General) Doesn’t make much of a dif-ference? - That this flies? (I mean I can understand him not giving too much of a heck, Due to this being a war caused by this guys’ Gen, But seriously,)

Also yeah kinda ,dick , Screw medical attention,

Well,

That’s a lot of faith for a whole lot a nothing,

Also let’s go do the thing we were supposed to be doing this entire time,

(I think)

My brain started going numb and I half paid attention - Oh, wait

now we’re getting into the back story?

After they’re on the planet

Without any pre-emption?

-Er

My brain cells are asleep, - Al -ive - Seriously, what is up with the -bird thing,

(I really hope it factors into his character)

Or is brought up

Frust- trat- Ion

“Zy,”

Dude they’re slave traders I really don’t think you want to do that (Just a thought)

Also maybe suggest trading him some exotic animals,

Dude seems to have a pen -chant

And he seems to treat them re- lati vely well,

(There are some in cages but that just seems to be for transport, ) - no I thought you should ever take animals out of a pre- ferr ed Safe climate

But he could have one set up abet a smaller one,

Wha? (The voice acting there was weird,)

Also, really?

That’s the competition?

(Is there ever a tradition..

That isn’t fighting?)

Also, okay,

but is it like some kind of style of fighting?

(I swear he you challenges him to sword fighting.)

Then again Zy- ger- Ian- fighting-

Dif-ferent rules could be interesting

Possibly establish Obi-Wan as a well traveled man,

(So long as he isn’t allowed to use his feck -in light saber, -) (Which Anakin hasn’t been doing at all,

Also lower ed risks are nice,

Again, not saying anything about deactivating em,

Also what the fuck is with that guy’s facial expressions,

Like ever since that moment it has gone insane, (As in I can’t for my life read what they’re trying to express, And that is the closest translation; I can come up with,

Never mind - he’s an asshole - Even th-

Screw It

(The logic is not on the high setting with this one.”

Any way, Per-

That’s

[do you know how back when I was revie- wing the movie I thought about how the escalation one from 1 to 10 and the characterization switched on a dime?

-Not to insult,

But this is starting to feel a lot like that-

My brain already very checked out at this point-

Because I really don’t need it for this- - W-

Constant Characteri-zation?!

What-

[Excuse me while I sit over here drinking my ‘wtf just happened,’ juice

You know when I was reviewing (Earlier) scenes like this; I used to give it somewhat of a pass saying; (Some thing along the lines of)

Well people change on a dime,

Which I’m starting to realize getting further into this; Is that you need some kind of sentiment Or pre- -empt To Connect Those Thoughts - The eyes need to narrow - The body language needs to change - The music (perhaps) a subtle change in tone; - It can’t change on that much of a dime -

I don’t need a lot; Just some kind of indication about what the feck just happened, - Because otherwise it’s just spaghetti - Like I’m sorry but it’s true- - The expressions before were completely unreadable and down right- unhuman,

There was no word ,cues to indicate anything

And the music which could’ve been a brief Cue, Of whether this is supposed to be abrupt or instigated, Well I don’t, think there is any,

Fix scen; e

This guy smirks, possibly chuckling, the bird leaving his arm-, possibly pre-facing it with, “ well then, let’s be-gin,” or a body posture is simply leaning in before pouncing,

Telling me this is part of the plan,

And that’s Zygrians value a more wild style of fighting with the element of surprise being emphasiz ed-

Which makes sense considering what seems to be a hunting focus,

With snark following up either confirming or denying,

That as true (Or False)

That his actions were prec- edent- ed or not,

As it stands,

There was no Cue

And I’m completely lost. . . . Whel -p

Well that was a bunch of nothing . . . Which is a shame because it had a lot of good subjects to focus on, Slavery, the difference between Wild and Order, tam-ing, groom- Ing, Cap- tivity - The concept of an invasive species,

Unfortunately the writing is so inconsistent, And generally poor, That it can’t carry a beat for longer than a few min-utes

Well I’ve noticeably praised the attempt to take on a higher intensity material

That doesn’t give an excuse for the apparent drop in quality

Often; i’ve said that stupid villains are fine

However the thing that often irritates me in those episodes; Isn’t that the villain’s Stupid

It’s the lack of self-awareness (Not in the poking fun of one’s self way)

Is that it isn’t framed that way,

(No snark, very little realistic the consequences without drawing attention to it, And very little change except the villain is now Stupider Though it attempts to keep the same dramatic tension and stakes)

In sum -mary:

While I think this episode had a lot of interesting concepts to work with they will unfortunately Wasted By the episode lack of commitment, consistency, and constant characterization,

Most notably;

- Anakin’s resent -ment Of slavery (His care of it turns off and on like a light switch and his intensity varies)

Functioning less like a Berzerk/. accountability button (Mild Responsibility)

And more like an excuse to have him flip his lid,

Make odd facial expressions,

And generally put, shout put emphasis In a nonsensical bordering on inhumane way

What seems to be a disturbing trend (with the characters ;)

Specifically the Zygarian here

And Ani

-The difference between wild and tamed; Along with a constant theme of slavery, It’s paired with the constant imagery of animals in cages

Which would be fine if it was actually presented as an excessive detail,

But the focus is put on it and nothing ever seems to come of it

(Almost as if it’s expected that just by having it there, the motif comes with it)

Which no

Animals in cages and... What?

Like, I have an idea what they’re trying to hint at,

But until the story commits;

“These animals are very much like you,”

Then it remains in limbo,

As wasted time And wasted emphasis, -

The Zy- Gar Ian (s) backstory; Note this works off another point about captivity,

Now, from the little bits, I could get from the conversation;

The Republic inter fer r e d, Note; this seems to be a pretty big deal

The antagonist esp ecially affec t- e-d

By It,

But we never learn much about it or him (How it affected)

Yeah he re-peats Some po-ints; But it’s never elaborate- d on

What exactly hap-pened to him?

What exactly hap-pened with the conflict?

How?

To be more precise; This presents the idea of a rather fas- cin- at ing conflict about the over- involve-ment of an outside species into a Nother’s Planet - And I don’t think it really utilizes it

Drop ping it almost instantly, For an almost emotion- less fi- gh t, Where are dude repeats ‘they were happy, And generally everything except “I” (How he was affected) Or any authentic emotion

Just unread able inhumane expressions . . . Not much in the way of themes, motifs, Or anything of real sub- stance- - Sub Category; The clones got injured in an attack; This is not treated with any sort of heaviness - Or even note (Nor to the status/ theme of captiv- ity- or Sta Tus In The Empire-)

Or represen-tation of order,

(And is quite point blank pointless)

Not to speak of the ending where the Anakin is almost point-blank informed That the captives are being held on Ty- Ger ia/ By the Ty- ger-ians

Po-int being; This is pretty subst antless Sn -ack, That lacks any kind of consis tence

- And isn’t. worth the watch,

(With nothing set up)

(Might’ve wanted to go with an R2-D2/ (CpO?) episode) Work on that tone first

Before trying anything serious, With that robots scream of absolute terror upon its death..

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keahilanii · 7 years ago

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Experiment Gone Wrong

This is my oc’s introduction/backstory, I hope you like it!

(1082 Words)

March 22, 1999

Rick Sanchez was a flurry of action today, practically flying through the house trying to prepare for what was to come.

“Dad what’s the matter?” asked Beth, as she watched Rick sprint upstairs with an unknown gadget.

“N-no-*ough* time to explain sweetie.” Rick yelled from upstairs and reappeared without the gadget. He walked towards Beth and put his hands on her shoulders, “Today is the day I set to have my greatest *eugh*-experiment arrive.”

He hurried to the garage and shut the door behind him, locking it with a loud click, followed by a few beeps and other noises to seal the garage off.

Ricks garage was a mess. Papers were askew, taped to the ceiling and littering the floor, gadgets were either half finished or smashed out of frustration. Rick swiped a smashed gadget to the floor in one motion and quickly punched in a complicated code to an imaginary lock on his desk. In the middle of the room, the floor slowly opened in a circular shape and began to lift a vat full of lava.

“W-wh-*augh*-at the fuck was I thinking when I made this stu-*ough*-pid shit slower than fucking molasses?” Rick spit out in impatient anger and punched a few more hidden buttons on his desk to drain the vat.

Inside the vat was an obsidian egg that caught the many lights of Rick’s garage and shimmered with an unearthly shade of purple and pink. The egg twitched ever so slightly, something that would have been missed if Rick had not been watching it like a predator to prey.

“C’moooon, you can do it,” Rick whispered and pushed his face against the vat trying to coax the egg into hatching, “C’mon out, it’s okay.”

Rick had spent months talking to this obsidian egg through speakers he had installed into the vat. He made sure to dedicate at least an hour to talk to it everyday, right after every meal he had, wanting to make sure when the egg hatched it didn’t kill him, that is, if it did hatch.

He had performed this experiment a numerous amount of times, and each time it had failed, but it only made him more determined to get it right. He tapped the glass, becoming anxious to see something, anything, and the egg moved. Rick shouted in delight and the egg moved again, beginning to fracture right in front of Ricks face.

“There you go! Keep pushing, c-*ough*-ome to papa.”

As if in response, a thick chip of the shell fell off the egg and hit the ground with a thud.

Huh, so maybe that’s why the other eggs couldn’t hatch, Rick thought as he observed the glimmering chunk of egg on the floor of the vat, and with an almost power-crazed smile, So that means this one is a strong one.

Chunks of the shell began to fall onto the floor now, and a human baby hand reached through a gap. More chunks fell until there was only a baby left laying in the scraps of its egg. This didn’t catch Rick by surprise though, he knew what he had made and it was perfect from what he could see. The hair was a vibrant, almost blinding, glow of red, orange, and yellow but there seemed to be a few shades of blue here and there. It looked like a perfectly healthy baby… girl? That caught him by surprise, he thought he had altered the genetics to create a boy, but a girl was exceptional.

“Hey there, I-I’m Rick,” he introduced himself, as if the baby could understand.

The baby just stared at Rick from inside the vat, it had not cried the entire time and Rick was already beginning to take a liking to it. He put his hand against the vat glass, a test to see how much the baby had developed while in the egg for 9 months. Ricks calculations couldn’t determine how much his creation would be capable of when it was ready, so he decided he’d figure it out if the egg hatched. Her eyes left Ricks eyes to study his hand against the invisible barrier separating them.

“It’s-It’s okay, y-you can come close, I won’t hurt you,” Rick said in a soothing voice, trying to relax his features into a more gentle look.

Recognizing his voice, the baby began to scoot forward, clumsy at first, but quickly learning how to make her voyage a little less complicated. She now sat right in front of Rick and pushed her face against the glass, lowering her head so her nose lifted, making her look like a pig.

Whipping his head back, Rick let out a hearty laugh but quickly turned his attention back to the baby girl as she jerked her face back in confusion of this new sound. She looked at his hand again and leaned forward, curiosity taking over, and she lifted her own hand. Slowly she brought her hand forward, but used her index finger to poke at Rick’s palm, only to hit the cold glass of the vat. This was not a pleasant feeling for her, and she made the first sound since the cracking of her shell.

A blood-curling scream erupted from the baby, and a fire burst to life, consuming the baby and filling the vat.

“NOOOO!” Rick screamed and jumped back, removing his hand off the glass as the heat nearly burnt his skin.

As quickly as the flames had begun, they were gone, and still sitting next to the glass shield of the vat was that precious baby girl. Rick’s heart was in his throat and his stomach on the floor as he stared in shock. He dropped to his knees and got as close as he could without the vat burning him from its newfound heat source.

“You sc-*augh*-ared th-the shit out of me,” he said in a low voice, raking his fingers through his hair in thought. “I’ll name you Keahilani,” he declared.

Keahilani tilted her head at this new word and Rick took this as a sign to continue.

“I-It means “heavens fire” in Hawaiian o-*ough*-r some shit,” he paused to take a swig out of his flask and then raised his eyebrow at Keahilani. “Y-Yeah that’s right, I travel the US, n-not just th-the infinite galaxies. I like to learn hu-human shit too,” he grumbled.

“To me, for be-*eugh*-ing a fucking genius,” and Rick clinked his glass against the vat as a form of toast.

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Prologue

Dib did it.

Dib stands over Zim’s lifeless body, PAK in hand. Life-clock gone up. He stands in shock, not fully registering what happened. As Dib snaps out of it, a slow smile creeps upon his face.

“I-I did it! I a-actually did it!” Dib crows to himself, and laughs. “Zim’s finally gone!”

Dib glances down to look at the PAK in his hands. He considers putting it on his head, but remembering the whole zimvoid ordeal and what happened to Zib, he decides against it.

Ecstatic, his eyes dart towards Zim’s controls. Dib gains the idea to call Zim’s leaders and declare Zim dead, believing that will teach them to fear him, and know not to mess with earth ever again. With a push of a button, he sends a transmission through

“Ugh, what is it this time, Zim?” Red answers, rolling his eyes (or rather, Dib assumes he rolled his eyes, hard to tell with an irken’s eyes).

Dib smacks the PAK down in front of the camera, for the tallest to see. “I must inform you that Zim’s dead,” he declares.

“You killed him?” Red asks, astonished.

“Yes, and--” Dib gets interrupted.

“Thank GOD! He’s FINALLY dead!” Purple celebrates.

“We’ve been trying to kill him for ages!” Red beams.

“Wha, huh?” Dib falters, happiness levels deflating.

“You don’t know how much of a NUISANCE he was!” Purple groans, slouching.

“He had committed so many crimes,” Red growls, looking at his clawed fingers as he remembers every crime Zim had committed. “We had tried to put him on trial once, but of course he managed to get out of that as well.”

“We sent him to a random planet we weren’t even sure existed so that we wouldn’t have to deal with him any more,” Purple shoves popcorn in his mouth and says, muffled, “We were hoping he would die on the way there, but he didn’t.”

“B-but, six months before Zim arrived I heard something about the irken empire ruling every race,” Dib brings up, confused.

“Again, we didn’t know if earth actually existed. Let alone if it had life or not. Every race except the life on earth is more accurate,” Red explains, shrugging

“..oh,” Dib replies, disheartened, and stares at his feet.

“Well if you don’t mind…” Red starts.

“We’re gonna mark this day on our calendar!” Purple finishes.

The two tall irken leaders hang up, leaving a shattered Dib staring at a glowing red screen with a mocking black irken insignia glaring right back at him.

“This was all… for nothing?” Dib ponders to himself out loud. “No, I was also trying to prove alien life exists. But people are too stubborn. If I show Zim’s corpse to the world, will anyone actually believe it?”

If his dad didn’t believe Zim was an alien after he almost destroyed the world, and believes that it was all some weird dream or hallucination, how could anyone believe? Dib stares at the PAK in his hands, and sees his disappointed face in the reflection. Why bother with it anymore? Dib drops the PAK, and with a ‘clang’ it lands next to Zim’s lifeless body. Dib stares at the scene in front of him for a bit longer, then walks out of the room.

As Dib exits through the trash can disguised entrance, he spots a shut-down Gir on the couch.

‘Huh, when Zim died, his robot minion must have shut down along with him,’ Dib thinks. Not being able to fully let go, Dib grabs Gir to keep, and perhaps examine, and walks out the house. People may not believe in aliens, but by examining Gir he can further enhance and improve earth’s own technology. Maybe that way, he can have a purpose in the world.

With one last glance at Zim’s base, Dib heads home, never to see that wretched place again.

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Down in the underground secret base, it’s quiet. Zim lays lifeless on the floor.

That is, until the PAK lights up.

“Emergency Attachment Protocol,” the PAK says, reattaching itself to Zim.

“Reactivating.”

However, the PAK has been unattached since long after the life clock was up, so it’s going to take some years…

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i found this and omg i used to be obsessed with this au i made ough i even drew art. and i made a spotify playlisssstttt

but the most i ever wrote was this prologue and a bit of chapter 1 :((

i'm gonna post a prologue i wrote for an inavder fanfic hold up–

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