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this is the exact face i want eddie to be making when he sees his parents again. [hundred-some bodies on you voice] oh you both wanna talk about parenting?

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god granted me this soul bond and i must use it responsibly…

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the fact that this show dropped buck's backstory four seasons in and managed to take the character we already knew and have his past underline all his idiosyncrasies with tragedy. you made the world's most insecure and anxious pound puppy, let that cook for about three decades and just when he's built a solid ground with a found family and friends who love him, surprise! u meet his parents for the first time and they're like yup 👍👍 actually we did treat you differently bc you were a disappointment to us & you failed the purpose of your life. that feeling deep down inside that you were never enough? that's REAL and TRUE. congrats there's nothing you can do about it now but you were correct to feel all those feelings so :)

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Is this why they call you Firehose? Nope.

+bonus:

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snoopy of the day

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in theorizing about 911 one must never lose sight of the target demographic which is wine aunts, dads who voted for joe biden, and people who forgot the start time for greys anatomy but saw an explosion on the screen when they checked abc and decided to leave the tv on. if THOSE people are seeing buddie in the stars? well i do believe we are in the final days, my friends

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buck can we be for real. Buck dontknowyourmiddlename Buckley, can we please discuss this because it is frankly getting out of hand. you have this guy. and you see him every day. and he looks like THAT. 👉👨🏻👨🏻‍🚒. like that. and he loves you. and yet still you are not getting down on your knees to ask him to marry you or to do anything else while you’re down there and honestly i am finding this to be unacceptable behavior. if we’re being honest. it is reaching a point of tomfoolery where if this was a book or a story or a piece of fanfiction on ao3.org i would simply put it aside and say ENOUGH. enough. it can’t possibly take this long to get two people together. enough.

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like i know i make haha silly jokes about it. but sometimes i do think some of you people genuinely treat eddie like he's just dean winchester. and he's NAWTT.

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huge fan of the phenomenon of people microdosing on 911 though tumblr and having the general attitude of “Oh, there tumblr goes again. Shipping Two Guys Who Are Standing Next To Each Other Syndrome. Got the gay goggles on.” and then they actually watch the show and are horrified to find that Buck and Eddie are just Like That

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my current Academic Situation is bad for me and my general well-being in innumerable ways but there is something to be said for the fact that it has left me with absolutely no time or space in my brain to worry about what is happening on 911 on abc. silver lining

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i mean i do want eddiemaddie scenes as much as the next guy but i a little bit understand why we haven’t gotten them 🤨 because left alone in a room together and running out of small talk after five minutes, maddie (who is insane in many of the same ways that buck is insane) would eventually say sooooo…… when are you going to ask my brother out? and then eddie would have a another panic attack

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“since when did you become a master baker? 🤨” … buck buckley wake up right now!!!! eddie diaz is practically begging you to text him every second of the day with every single inconsequential thing you get up to!!! do not leave him hanging!!!!

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“once he gets to know you, he’ll love you……… like we all do” and then it turns out he did not. he actually did not, and they didn’t really get along, and he got huffy and eye-rollingly irritated with the most Buck of buck traits. and as soon as they broke up eddie was like holy shit Do Not call that man. i will literally leap over the furniture to prevent you from calling that man. that man is not allowed in our lives anymore. No.

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personally, the breakup could not be more awesome to me . buck upon feeling any sort of real insecurity about his relationship gives some crazygirl speech to tommy about how he needs to move in with him because tommy (guy who came out in 2017) literally threw the first brick at stonewall. and it all comes crashing down because tommy has been able to see the death omens looming over their relationship that come in the shape of one eddie diaz and immediately cuts that shit off when buck goes insane tries to make it serious. i can see how Others might find this to be a kind of psychological torment to them though

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i wanna respect everybodys opinion but some peoples opinions are just so terrible

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“once he gets to know you, he’ll love you……… like we all do” and then it turns out he did not. he actually did not, and they didn’t really get along, and he got huffy and eye-rollingly irritated with the most Buck of buck traits. and as soon as they broke up eddie was like holy shit Do Not call that man. i will literally leap over the furniture to prevent you from calling that man. that man is not allowed in our lives anymore. No.