#i was texting my mom the whole time

[listen-to-the-inner-walrus]

so my mom mentioned to my brother that i didnt have the best of times at pride the other day because like people were at least 2½hrs late so i was just kinda sat there alone for a long time.

and my brother has told me that next year, hell go to pride with me and hell get his best mate to go too, and is he trying to tell me something? are one of them, or both of them queer? or is it just aggressive allyship? i cannot tell.

[dragonpyre]

Hating or being allergic to a popular food is honestly terrible cuz suddenly SO MUCH being sold or served is unavailable to you

[raddest-laddest]

ever just get the urge to write everything down?

[todayisafridaynight]

whatever //blasts your old man with the butch beam//

[the-indie-owl]

I know I've mentioned Don Bluth's Number One Worst Film before but to Me, I think it becomes Super Annoying on how Large the Hatebase is just because it's filled with a lot of People who keep forgetting that Not Every Story has to have a Large Depth just because it's Beautifully Animated Drawn.

Like, I feel like the Hatebase behind ATICP is just annoying as the LO hatebase.

[aldieb]

i’m p sure this spring i got removed from the high school group chat i didn’t want to be in due to talking about being a homo (win) but now one of the members wants to get coffee and i am so tired… i’ll probably go and turn the blunt honesty all the way up and see how it ends up but i am so bored with it all! we have interesting things to do with our lives now!

[creatrixanimi]

sometimes i ask my dad for help with something (most of the time after helping him do something) and hes like "yeah ok" but then he immediately leaves the room and hopes i forget about asking him to do something and never does it and then he asks me to help him with something like 2 hours later

[zouisalmightie]

sometimes i am put in situations that only could happen on tv but you can’t make this up

sonon wednesday my coworker called me during my prep period and was like hey can you come to my room really quick. and that’s normal like 1 im department lead so if they need something i told them to hmu and i got them 2. we’re friends so if you have to pee well fall each other to cover. so im like yeah sure what do you need. and this bitch goes [name of student i hate] keeps saying the n word with the hard er and i bet him he wouldn’t say that to a black persons face so can you come to my room to prove a point’ and she’s like laughing as she says this. with her whole class there like it’s some sort of joke; when she’s acting like she’s shaming this child. and like…. what the actual fuck. mind you, this kids that i hate HAS called me the n word with the hard er before my coworker KNOWS this because we all went out drinking afterward and i cried cuz i was so angry. so I was like what the fuck no and hung up on her. then like 30 mins later she texts me and says “that was such a silly call! i didn’t actually expect you to come lmaoooo. i just like to fluster them when they do things like that” and i didn’t respond and haven’t spoken to her since.

and we are in a bunch of group chats so i left the chats that aren’t work specific and blocked her number and blocked her on ig. and i don’t say anything to anyone at work cuz im grown and i can stop being friends with people without making it an announcement. and so today she texts one of our other coworkers that ive been friends with for almost 5 years now, like omg have you talked to asyah i think she blocked me on ig and idk what i could have done to deserve this it just makes me so sad cuz ive had people just stop being my friend for no reason before and i have abandonment issues please ask her if i did anything wrong. and so my friend came up to me like girl wtf and so i told her what happened and my friend was like this is the last straw for me she’s been saying fucked up shit for a while and i didn’t want to rock the boat but im tired of her.

and then my coworker texted one of my OTHER work friends like omg woe is me everyone is being so mean to me cue white woman tears™️ and im like…. i would have NEVER asked you to be in a position like this. when students do antisemitic things i stop that shit right then and there and never tell you about it because that’s harmful to you! and i thought we were friends i would never put you in a place of harm but you have the nerve to call me and ask me if i want a child to call me a nigger to my face? you laugh while you say it, then send me some fucked up not apology and then when im not fucking with your ass you drag my friends into your pity party? bitch fucking CHOKE.

i was just going to ignore her and leave it as it is but now she’s trying to play the victim like im the one in the wrong here. like im so mad! ive been mad since my homegirl came and told me what she texted her. im going to go to my union rep and let her know what happened too before this girl tries to tell the whole school im bullying her no one would believe her cuz ive been there for 6 years and have no problems with no one but i don’t like people being in my business and would rather get ahead of this but my GOD.

[bending-sickle]

some of you may remember my coffee cup which bounced off the dishwasher rack with a death wish

the one i spent an hour emptying out and carefully inspecting an entire can of garbage, because i wasn’t going to keep the handle pieces that broke off and then mother said to glue them on. the glue surgery was successful until my mother got hold of it and promptly broke the handle off again. a second glue surgery with less handle pieces was also successful. but since the handle was in four pieces and made up almost entirely of glue, it was, of course, mainly decorative.

welp. today, because my mother could not wait one (1) second for me to toss paper in the recycling bag (it beeped finished while i was tossing it. she was sitting next to where i was. i wouldn’t have been a second getting back to the kitchen, certainly no faster than her) and get my mug out of the microwave, because she wanted to use it. so she goes. and takes it by the handle, of course. a full, heavy mug with a twice-superglued handle.

everything breaks. because of course it does.

[trans-yllz]

the other day when we were talking about mom my sister was like oh yeah you were the last one left in the house and apologized to me for being "so selfish for a long time" and I am like oooooohgg. you've taken care of me your whole life don't apologize for that

[pnsge]

inside you there are two wolves: one gives a fuck, the other doesn't give a fuck

[vanillabat99]

I picked up some prints at a market yesterday, but I can't post them since I don't wanna doxx myself by sharing the artists!!! I think it would be quite rude to post pictures without their info. Y'all are gonna have to just trust me on how cute these prints are!!! I have to get frames for some of them and I am so happy to have art to put on my walls :3

[reamed]

wow just tried from 10-12 to try and get myself to fall asleep sleep then had the worst sleep paralysis I’ve had in awhile and woke up so sweaty. Yay!!!!!!!!!

[crowrelli]

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[permanentreverie]

so i may be moving in the next few weeks 😵‍💫

[britneyshakespeare]

Arthur T. Demoulas is like a New England folk hero