#i was chugging water

[ponydanza-in-a-canza]

I just deejayed my ass off at the karaoke bar. I had those bitches jumping

[cobblestone-butch]

Etho's grasp on quality of life features for game design is so cool. Considering the direction the player faces on respawn so they don't have to turn around every time, barring exit until they collect their items, packaging the score in the way he has. All the little things which are actually lots of work and occur to him because of his experience, just wow

[tokyothirstygang]

Thinking about big dick Chifuyu who doesn’t know how to handle the gift God has given him

You two have been in bed for what feels like hours trying to get his dick to fit inside you and it’s more of a task than either of you imagined. He’s eaten you out over and over, sucking and licking at your clit while putting three fingers inside you to try to open you up more. Though you’ve already come multiple times, it hasn’t been while he’s inside you and it’s making both of you crazy.

“Just jack me off.” He sounds defeated as he starts to move away from you. “This isn’t going to work.”

You grab him by his face and pull him back in for a kiss.

“Don’t say that. We can figure this out. We just have to try something else.” You counter.

He sighs and sinks back down on top of you.

“We’ve been trying forever. I can’t get it in.”

You distract him with a make out session while you develop a new game plan. He’s in the process of placing kisses all over your neck when you realize what you have to do.

“Chifuyu?”

“Hmm?”

His eyes meet yours and they’re dark with lust.

He needs to cum and he needs it badly.

“You just have to push it in all the way. Don’t stop until you’re deep inside me.”

His cock twitches against your thigh, and you know he wants nothing more than to tear you in half. But sweet chifuyu thinks with his head and not his cock so he’s still hesitant.

“I don’t know, baby. I don’t want to hurt you.”

You've been waiting since the first time you laid eyes on him for this moment and are more than willing to do anything to make it work.

“I can take it. I promise.” You pull him in and press your lips to his again. “Just fuck me, Chifuyu.”

He’s cautious sliding back into you, and when you’re already gasping and wriggling away when he’s only a third of the way in, you feel him start to draw back.

“No! Don’t stop. I can take it, I promise!” You plead, though he’s already almost stretched you to your typical limit.

“Are you sure?” His eyebrows furrow and you notice a thin layer of sweat forming on his forehead. His arms are on either side of you and the veins are threatening to burst through skin.

He’s using all his strength to hold back from slamming all the way into you.

“Yes! Just keep going.”

He nods working himself in a little deeper.

You involuntarily shriek at the sensation of being filled up and stretched more than you ever thought possible but you tell him to keep going so he does.

Soon you’re a complete mess beneath him. A moaning, screaming, watery eyed mess begging him to go deeper.

When he’s finally mostly inside you, he’s pressing kisses all over your face, brushing your hair aside, and apologizing.

“I’m sorry…fuck, I know it’s big. I’m sorry…you just feel so fucking good…”

He’s alternating between apologizing and thrusting deeper when, by some divine miracle, you open up fully for him and he slips the rest of the way into you.

Both of you are surprised and when your eyes meet his you see something has changed within him.

The sweet cautious man who was too scared to fuck you is gone and he’s been replaced with someone far more devious.

A low growl escapes him as he lowers himself so that his mouth is near your ear. He leans in close and whispers “I’m going to make this pussy mine.”

Then he lets you have all the sexual energy he’s been holding back. He’s got your legs up on his shoulders, pounding down into you while you cry out his name over and over.

The more you moan and scream his name the harder he fucks you.

“You take this big cock even better than I thought you would. Fuck- You like being used like this don’t you?”

You can barely believe THIS is the same person who was too shy to kiss you first.

Now he’s on top of you talking like he invented sex.

[asyisnotok]

i!! do!! NOT!! have an unhealthy obsession with gear five!!!

[emolionsrawr]

buck: *slams his phone down on the table*

bobby: what's wrong kiddo?

buck: well chris' favourite animal at the moment is penguins and i was googling penguin facts so i could tell him about them when me and tommy take him to the zoo on saturday

bobby: and that made you slam your phone?

buck: well as i was googling penguin facts i found a picture of their mouths... bobby they have teeth going all the way down their throat, well actually it's not teeth like we have them they're backward facing flesh spines that help guide the fish down

bobby:... what the heck?

buck: yep! it looks terrifying! but a fun fact i did find was did you know the earliest penguin fossil was found in 61.6 million year old antartic rock! about 4-5 million years after the mass extinction of the dinosaurs waimanu manneringi stood upright and waddled like modern day penguins, but was more likely in the water, some fossil penguins were much larger than any living penguin today, reaching 4.5 feet tall!

bobby: oh wow, i think chris is gonna love that fact kid

buck: they also release air bubbles from their feathers which cuts the drag on their bodies, allowing them to double, and triple their swimming speed and quickly launch into the air

bobby: that's amazing buck, what else did you learn?

buck: well-

*alarm rings*

buck: damn it, tell you in the engine dad! *runs to the engine*

bobby:

bobby: did he just-

eddie: yeah, he did

bobby: *tears up*

[bigcatbulges]

Source - syukapong

[bamsara]

ok no yeah i hate human hormones and body chemicals actaully because the anxiety caused some physical symptoms and i had muscle spasms and speech problems for 30ish minutes and i havent had a Moment™️ like that in like 6 months, i think this game is rigged

also, i should stop drinking caffeine. again. attempt 2# at quitting caffeine i believe in us

also 2x i want to art stream. i want to draw. i will force this body to my will

[im14andivebeen14foramonth]

I've seen posts of people saying that Dally would love cinnamon flavored shit like those hot ass candies (which is so real) and I raise you: Dallas Winston would FUCK UP cranberry juice

[undermine-the-instinct]

Neuvillete is definitely the type to ask you "Did you drink any water today" if you say you have a headache

[hyacinth7clover]

whenever i feel my anxiety flaring up i tell myself “how can you have anxiety when today is going to be a good day?” and then it somehow goes away for a little

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

why is lettuce so fucking Good

[cyberrose2001]

ratchet save me... ratchet bundle me up in soft fabrics and furnishings... ratchet hold my hand as i lay soddenly like a sickly victorian child... ratche-

[braceletofteeth]

1x01 || 1x04

[bunn-iiii]

I think more people should go watch Torchwood so they can experience the horrors in a true unbridled way

[straws-and-sunflowers]

I feel like after learning Luffy hates spice Sanji will put spicy food in the fridge so it's the first thing you see as a way to discourage luffy from stealing from the fridge because I know damn well Luffy isn't checking what he's reaching for, as long as it isn't vegetable looking he's good

You know damn well in the dead of night at 3 on the fucking morning Luffy isn’t checking. He trusts Sanji.

…..when he grabbed that spicy chicken sandwich from the fridge and took a bite.

He knew right then and there he would rather STARVE then eat the rest.

He became fucking paranoid man, he’s just like me fr, fr checking to see if it’s spicy.

It could be pasta, it could be meat…

It could even be a cake if Sanji was devious enough.

That’s why he goes to Law’s ship, because UNLIKE SOME NORTH BLUE’S this one is pretty and has NON SABOTAGED FOOD.

[venivenias]

this fanfic.