#give in to your primal desire to cronch with your bare hands and teeth
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why is lettuce so fucking Good
#currently eating half a head right outta the bag#my body... it craves Fresh Vegetable...#i have not had Fresh Vegetable in so long...#monch cronch eating each leaf like a fuckin shredder#personal (me) home (in my house) shredder (teeth)#its so crisp and watery and cool from the fridge#my ideal meal is raw ground beef & entire head of iceberg lettuce#literally eating this shit like a mf Rabbit#absolutely unprompted#do you ever think about how similar leaf is to meat#looking closely at one rn and its like... a thin slice of steak but Green....#why do vegans and carnivores fight we're literally the same. we should all make out or somethin idk#OHHHH WE'RE GETTING TO THE INNER LAYERS NOW ITS GOING DOWN!!!! HELL YEEEAAAHHHHH#SHIT JUST GOT CRISPER#if you're reading this its your sign to chug water and eat a fresh cool vegetable right from the fridge#give in to your primal desire to cronch with your bare hands and teeth#life is long but this moment is so so sweet
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