#i want to send this to my friend so badly

[regretevator-confessions]

I feel almost bad for saying this, but I've seen a weird amount of people hc Bive as transmasc and it REALLY annoys me. I LOVE the fact that Bive is a girl. Like the significant majority of weirdo crazy insane off the hook characters are men and it's so nice to see her being a girl and breaking the norm of the girls being pleasant and put together, or if they're not then being the really "not like other girls" buff butch character.

And I am saying this as a girl, and a pretty non gender confirming one who often gets misgendered at that. I just genuinely want some of my favs to be my gender

And the fact that people hc Bive as a man out of any of the girl characters. Of COURSE you went with the masculine girl who often gets misgendered. I've NEVER seen a Split transmasc hc. Or Folly. Or Melanie. I could list characters for ages you get the point

If you wanna make Bive trans THEN JUST MAKE HER TRANSFEMME!!!! PLEASE!!! REGRETEVATOR ALREADY HAS A TRANSMASC CHARACTER AND TRANS CODED MEN LET THE NON GENDER CONFORMING GIRL BE A GIRL OR A BADLY PASSING TRANS GIRL DONT MAKE HER BE A GENDER CONFORMING BOY

id like to finish this off by saying MY TRANSMASC FRIEND AGREES THAT MAKING A NON GENDER CONFORMING WOMAN A BOY IS A KINDA ICKY THING TO DO I PROMISE IM NOT JUST TRANSPHOBIC

(I was hesitant to send this but this simply annoys me too much to not talk about)

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[marcelloshdz]

secrecy

summary: you and marcello get called out for keeping your relationship a secret from your best friend, who happens to be his sister. requested by anonymous.

you and marcello had been together, officially, for a few months. his sister, isa, was your best friend, and was the one that actually introduced you to each other. you doubted this was her intention, but you hooked up one night after a party you were both at, and it was as if the two of you were each other's missing puzzle pieces.

now that you were officially calling marcello your boyfriend, you were over the moon. however, it was just a secret between you both. it was new, and you both felt it was safer to keep it a secret. at least until you knew for sure that it was going to stick.

more months passed and you were falling deeper and deeper in love with each other. you were his favorite person to be with, and he was yours. every night you spent together was special in every way.

one night, you were hanging out with isa at your house, enjoying a movie night with a few other friends, as well as marcello. you were on the couch with isa, and marcello was on the other side of the room, shooting daggers in your direction. you knew he wanted to take you upstairs, and you wanted that more than anything as well, but you couldn't sneak away without raising suspicion.

you were feeling a little frisky, and decided to toy with him a little bit. you pulled your phone from your pocket, and began to send him text after text, telling him how badly you wanted him to take you to your room and let him have his way with you. you felt your face flush, quickly putting away your phone to calm yourself down.

"check your phone." you mouthed to him once he looked in your direction again. you watched as he felt around in his pockets and around the sofa where he was sitting, then just shrugged.

"i don't have it." he mouthed back. just then, you watched as isa walked over to him, tapping him on the shoulder. she whispered something in his ear, marcello getting up to walk to the kitchen, isa motioning for you to follow. you met them in the kitchen, and stopped dead in your tracks when you noticed marcello's phone sitting on the island.

"what's going on between you two?" isa asked, arms crossed over her chest.

"nothing? why?" marcello stammered, his hands showed in his pockets. you just stared at the floor, twiddling your thumbs.

"then why is there a text on your phone from y/n that says 'i can't wait to have you between my legs tonight?'" isa grimaced, wishing the didn't have to say any of that out loud. "y/n, come on. that's my brother." she frowned. you felt your face flush as your gaze froze to the floor, mortified that isa saw your texts.

"i'm sorry." you said to her.

"so, are either of your gonna tell me what's going on?" she asked.

"y/n and i have been seeing each other for like, six months." marcello admitted.

"we hooked up after that party last spring, and have been seeing each other since then." you finally chimed in.

"six months? why didn't you tell me?" she asked.

"because i'm your older brother and it's my business?" marcello said to her.

"okay, relax." you said, hitting marcello on the arm. "truthfully, we wanted to keep it between just us while we were still feeling things out, and making sure it was gonna stick."

"and i didn't want y/n to be out in the public until then." marcello added.

"okay, i get all that. but i still hate that you kept this from me. i wouldn't have said anything." isa said. she turned her attention to you. "we've never kept secrets from each other."

"i know, and i'm sorry. i wont let it happen again." you said.

"y tú? qué te pasa? why can't you ever leave my friends alone?" isa asked marcello.

"you've done this before?" you asked him.

"only like, twice." he shrugged.

"twice?!"

"but you're the only one i've ever been serious about! look, i'm not gonna sit here and let you two yell at me about my past flings. this is not a fling. y/n, i love you, and i want to be with you more than i've ever wanted anything."

"yeah, this is getting out of hand." you agreed. "isa, we're sorry from keeping this secret from you. we really didn't mean anything by it, but know that you know, we hope that you can accept us and support us."

"oh, of course i can. i love you both, and really, you're perfect for each other. and promise, your secret is safe with me. i won't tell anyone until you're both ready to share." isa said, hugging you both before walking back out to the living room.

later that night, everyone had gone home and you and marcello were up in your room.

"i can't believe we got called out today." you sighed as he climbed into bed with you.

"i know, and by my sister." he groaned. "but, i know that she'll keep her word. and when we're ready, we can tlel the rest of our friends, and then work our way up to telling everyone else." marcello said as he wrapped you in his arms.

"we'll get there." you said, pressing a kiss to the back of his hand. "so, can we talk about what you said earlier?"

"what did i say?" he asked.

"you said that you loved me." you said, turning to face him. you brushed his hair from his forehead as he smiled at you.

"i did. and i meant it. i love you so much. i'm not sure if it's too soon or what, but i know what i feel, and i trust my feelings. i love you so so much." he said, pressing a kiss to your lips.

"i love you too." you said with a smile.

"so, as long as we're talking about things that we've said, let's talk about those text messages you sent me earlier." he said with a smirk, pulling you deep into his chest. "i think we should make good on them."

[teddybeartoji]

Do you think Jason fucks or makes love to his girlfriend/wife?

it's both at the same time - he fucks passionately

in missionary, he's resting his elbows right next to your head, trapping you in this little space as he stares down at his beloved - taking in every single one of the sounds you let out and every single scrunch of your eyebrows and the way your lips part and the way your chest keeps brushing up against his stronger and bigger one. he's pressing kisses all over your face - kissing away the tears of pleasure brimming in your eyes while smiling into your skin. when he feels you getting close to your high, he cradles your face, squishing your cheeks together and forcing you to look at him. this is definitely one of his favourite things of all time - your pretty little orgasm face, eyes rolling right back into your head and your body trembling under his. he's so in love with you.

and i think he would absolutely love prone bone position; he's putting almost all of his weight on top of you and it's almost too much but it feels so fucking good; he's whispering praise into your ear while he's so deep inside you it's making it hard for you to breathe; his one hand is under your head/neck almost like a chokehold but it's not too rough, he just wants to keep you close; his hips roll into yours at a steady pace, pushing you into the mattress. and when you cum, he doesn't stop - fucking you through your orgasm and straight towards the next one.

i know u didn't ask for positions but your question just got me thinking hehehe anyway merry christmas nonnie!! thank u for the ask i hope u like it!!

[apnourry]

🩶new pj's alert🩶

[akkivee]

What are your thoghts on Shadamy?

this is such a crazy timed ask actually lmao i’ve been doodling them whenever i have the energy for it they are *falls to my knees* so much lmao

there’s a thread on twitter about their interactions in team sonic racing that i revisit whenever i need a serotonin shot lol that exposes how big of a soft spot shadow has for amy like it’s the way!!!!! he really wants her to rely on him and how proud he is whenever she accomplishes something with his assistance!!!!! like????? i mean????

something that’s been a little lost in translation over the years with amy’s character is that she wants to be an independent and wonderful lady and i’m hesitant to say we know what that really looks like for her, but what’s more important here is that shadow already acknowledges her as such based on whenever he’s teasing her in the game and like……. it’s just a refreshing dynamic for her to have when she’s been shown to struggle making a place for herself in sonic’s posse lol

[agentark]

whatever you do, don't imagine a young J Corvin waiting every day at the end of their drive, hoping today is the day the mail carrier finally brings a letter from their very best friend

[somedudewithantlers]

ya girl Steve is not doing all that great in college work life

[lmaster37]

one fun fact about me is that i absolutely lose it when there's villains in my musical (affectionate)

cases in point (can you use that as a plural??):

i saw sweeney todd live for the first time this week and i went feral every time mrs lovett was on stage (the actress absolutely SLAYED that role, genuinely fucking amazing) (tbc i've always enjoyed mrs lovett greatly because her song parts are so incredibly fun but the actress was truly something else) (dagmar manzel as part of berlin's komische oper)

a story told from the count of monte christo musical serves such cunt for like no reason

every mechanisms villain (<- aided by the fact that i have yet to find a mechs character who i dislike <3 ) (they simply do not miss) (for the sake of sticking to villains, special shout-out to king cole for having two absolutely menacing songs, odin she who styled herself the allmother for giving us another 'jonny sims narrates the end of the world with much gusto' scene, and hades for simply being hotter than should be possible)

is falcon in the dive from the scarlet pimpernel a villain song?? i actually have very little idea of what happens in this musical

and

(of course)

T h e m

The Lords in Black

The Awful Brothers

the scream i scremt when wiggog y'wrath revealed himself to us in nerdy prudes must die y'all

the sheer glee in my soul during the summoning

the pure joy of going through the nightmare time episodes to find out more about these nasty fuckers

yes this is an excuse to talk about the hatchetfield series by team starkid no i will not be taking criticism at this time thank you very much

(ignore the fact that i got derailed by the mechs for a hot second) (what you are seeing is already a much shorter version of my original ramble) (i forgot i was talking about villains tbh i was just listing mechs characters and going Them..... adoringly)

pls pls pls if you enjoy musicals and/or dark comedy with a social commentary aspect i am BEGGING you to watch the hatchetfield musicals

they are available for free in their entirety on youtube

i can't guarantee that you'll find them funny but like. you're on tumblr. the chance is pretty high there's significant overlap

(begging you not to ask me who my favourite hatchetfield character is)

(bc i would be honour-bound to tell you that it is paul matthews As Played By Jon Matteson, certified Most Boring Man Alive Or Dead)

(he has NO personality traits he has NO game he is NOT slick OR funny and i love him dearly)

(other favourite characters include wiggly/wiggog y'wrath As Played By Jon Matteson and gary goldstein attorney at law As Played By Jon Matteson)

(you may notice a subtle yet persistent pattern)

anyway if you haven't, pls pls pls watch the hatchetfield musicals. i will answer any questions i will make any argument i will provide spoilers and trigger warnings as requested i just desperately need an excuse to talk about them (<- pretending i understand significant amounts of hatchetfield lore when i am, in fact, coasting entirely on vibes and dreamily going Them.... at the screen whenever Character I Like pops up) (Character I Like is a broad category encompassing roughly 90% of named characters)

EDIT: I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT ABOUT MAX FUCKING JÄGERMAN THE JÄGERMEISTER HIMSELF HOWWW DID I TALK ABOUT STARKID HATCHETFIELD VILLAINS AND FORGET MAXWELL JÄGERMAN

like genuinely he has The most unhinged dynamic with richie lipschitz (played by, you guessed it, jon matteson) howwww was that not at the forefront of my mind as if That Scene isn't one my favourite jon matteson moments ever (iykyk)

[ai-the-broccoli]

aaghh I hate health anxiety ocd (or whatever you call it), it's literally doing nothing other than contributing to make my health worse

... wait actually, does anyone have like, tips/advice for that kind of thing? I really think I need some help with this one

[rosicheeks]

two friends always talking about how bad they want to fuck you together and making eachother horny over you, losing our minds any time you post a new picture? 😇

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK yes | Oh god you don’t even know |

Send me a kink and I’ll rate it 😝

[moafleco]

i hate that duality that your mind can be your safe heaven that helps you get through some difficult things, keeps you going and brings you happiness at the worst of times. and at the very same time it could be your worst tormentor that won't let you rest and won't let you breathe, literally for no particular reason at all. and you can't leave or silence it. can't get it to stop when it gets dark in there. can't get the light in when you desperately need to feel a respite instead of suffocation.

[cookies-over-yonder]

cookies sad hour whining hour ignore me (<- actually loves attention)

[pepprs]

misery despair suffering etc etc

[capricores]

does anyone else take notes while listening to their friends voice notes so that they don't forget anything and can reply accordingly or is my capricorn venus/dominance and virgo dsc showing

[mrfoox]

Fabian has been buying new clothes and I am just an supportive cheerleader for him.

Then he said he bought an tanktop and I immediately went "tanktop? 👀" and he starts to laugh. So ofc I milked that our entire conversation. Each time he laughed. Yeah you like that baby girl? Me showing interest in your tanktop? Show it to me

He did and ofc I did intense praise and dude approval speeches. My man is doing so well and feeling good, I'm so happy for him

[eggsnatcheskneecaps]

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