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guys. guys please. stat x pest. where’s my content. please. I can’t keep living like this why is every ship I like a rairpair.

PLEASE it could be so peak I don’t have the words rn but I prommy I’ll come up with something

-peepy anon (if open)

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No because wtf was that shit in the new merch ad? I thought it would just be more Lampert angst that I didn’t care about but no, FOLLY ANGST JUMPSCARE. She was absolutely devastated…did you see her? Just….I need to sit down.

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I put my Folly plush in the sink and then ran it. She will mold. Smiles!

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don’t like that wallmark is divorced. They should be together and be happy and healthy. This isn’t like a genuine critique this is a personal preference thing

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It’d be cool if Mach was an elevator npc

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actually melanie is aplatonic. to me ☝️

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actually I need 10 billion aus where folly & null get redeemed and kill MR together on my desk this instant. I’m not a folly fictive wdym

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Unpleasant fictkin anon back and ready to rumble with a COMPLAINT confession. Yay.

Oh my fuck I have beared with a month of the worlds most inaccurate, fanonized roleplay ever.

Just a constant of 'He would not fucking say that' or 'she would not act like that' beacuase the two people I was roleplaying with just completely refused to read the wiki or the floppies. Pleeease if you're gonna play a character as nuanced and complicated as Folly do your research. Or else you end up with silly sheep girl who cares about her friends and is very nice???? What??? End me now????

And the other person in the roleplay making kasper/infected into genuinely awful plurality rep. I'm not gonna elaborate it was. It sure was.

And excusing blatant mischaracterization with "it's an au and we say screw the lore :D" is??? Not??? Good???

What the Skibidi. Anyway I am honestly kinda glad I've found better roleplay partners.

And remember kids, make sure you aren't horribly mischarazing your faves! For everyone's sake! :}

Anyway I'm out have a piss plentiful day.

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i love my wife bive i want to give her a bath like shes a stinky cat

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I love my wife Split She's so sweet anf funny and dumb and i love her and I wnt to give her kissies and hugs and hold her hand and laugh at her silly jokes OUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE HER

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Fuck imagine your favs in angsty situation, I wanna see pest try solving math homework and failing bc it's too damn difficult.

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lampert makes me so uncomfortable in the shorts NOT THAT HES LIKE EVIL ITS JUST HIS FACES LOOK SO.... ugh idk they try to hard to make him cute and it makes me puke in my mouth dude im sorry

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It’s weird how I’ve never seen anybody actually hate Mach. Where are the Mach haters? I mean I’m definitely not one but it’d be really refreshing to see a different opinion.

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Melanie is cool and all but I’m not entirely sure WHY the devs decided to put her into the game?? It just feels really fannon-ish to kill her off and then ‘oughhh look Mozelle brought her baaack!!’

Also I hate her stutter.

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Deadtree is not abusive, and I don’t know where people got that from.

Just because folly abused a certain character doesn’t mean she’ll abuse another, I don’t think she abused Melanie at all actually. Melanie’s creator just wanted to add more salt to the salty spaghetti.

she killed melanie because she’s innocent and naive, mark is not. he is quite literally the opposite

I think she would rather be amused, but tease him for fun

even if he fights back, that doesn’t instantly mean he hates her, or her hating him. Judging from their interaction, I don’t think she hates him at all.

but y’all don’t say the same for dreamwall when it was literally confirmed she’d kill him if she had the chance.

i don’t hate dreamwall, I think the ship is adorable, but I’m pretty sure it’s 10 times more toxic then deadtree ever was.

and the whole "erasing gay rep" just a reminder that yeucc has liked my drawings multiple times, I think that’s a sign that there is genuinely nothing wrong with this ship.

just because i’ve drawn folly with a female anatomy, her canonically using she/her, doesn’t immediately mean she’s a girl.

I think she’s just a parasite. And mark doesn’t have a confirmed gender either, and I don’t think he’s even gay at all (rather looking like he is just asexual with love problems) Sure, it was confirmed, but we all know it was for fanservice purposes..

people be saying stuff like " gender ≠ pronouns! " until they see deadtree and suddenly they are the same?? Catch me a break, it’s my COMFORT ship. I draw them for COMFORT.

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Hello! 🍜 Anon again, I've been thinking about partybeetle being intimate (not sexually) again, have some fluff, also, comment ur own ideas of their intimacy! I love reading other ppl's interpretations!I'd imagine that pest is really, really, REALLY touch-starved, with his background and story taken into mind, trusting that touch wouldn't lead to immediate hurt and agony was a workout for both poob and himself, but one that trust is establish, pest realized one little detail about himself.This mf is a cuddlebug, but only in private.Public display of affection aren't common for him or poob, something they both extensively established, especially with pest not being comfortable with touch generally speaking.So when poob and pest sleep together (as in literally sleeping together) or simply cuddle on the couch, pest just latches onto them like a koala, especially since poob learned to massage his sensitive points to make him melt, diligently massaging the base of his horns, working their fingers over the base of his wings, lovingly kneading the sensitive base of his mandibles, pest just melts, chittering like a purring cat, but he will fight zues naked before ever admitting that he craves to be held.For poob? I'd imagine acts of genuine care to melt them easily, helping them cook, reminding them to sleep or eat, keeping their space clean, remembering their favourite food or drink, but pest loves to just sit down with them sometimes and start explaining his process in fixing up old machines and actually teaches them, guiding their hands on the process and it's work, and making them some simple udon afterwards while watching crappy horror movies to laugh at, it's simple stuff like that, things that make them utterly melt in pest's hands.Sometimes, pest takes them into a room, quiet, calm, and begins teaching them Japaneses, basic stuff, beginner things, but enough for them to pick up habits to learn on their own, to call him sweetheart or darling in Japanese, sometimes, pest would hold their hand and leads them away when emotions got too big for their body.He would hold them while they bury their face into his jacket, soothing them as memories of their past resurface, as images from the cult Marr their mind, as the sheer pressure of dealing with MR, or null, or folly overtakes common senses, where panic fuels their behaviour, pest grounds them, humming, drumming over their skin with his clawed fingers, making a rhythm, something to ground them, to pull them from the depths of their mind, he doesn't speak, about it, he doesn't make them feel other for it, he doesn't want them to be happy all the time, sometimes, poob can just spill these sorrows with him, and that is much, much more intimate that they're used to, but they love it, not needing to be happy all the time, not feeling guilt for genuine sadness they feel, having someone who listens.

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The community’s fear and outright shaming of sex involving adult characters in consensual relationships is concerning. And I’m talking about adult activities in adult spaces. People have sex. It’s not shameful or weird to ‘thirst’ after a character in a video game. The tip-toeing around shipping is weird too “they’re queerplatonic I don’t even actually ship them haha” can you get your panties out of your butt cheeks for the love of god. you’re starting to sound homophobic

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