#i wanna barf

[melanchol1cs]

im omw to the airport and i feel carsick someone come save me🙁

[sacredjake]

anyways… um yeah… 🧍🏼‍♀️

[miss-meichu]

I need to read tags, I need to read tags, I need to read tags. 😭😭😭

[coulsonlives]

The second last reblogger claims to be THIRTEEN YEARS OLD

[theballadofjohngeorgeandyoko]

What the hell do I clean shoes exactly?

[sunberies]

(Warning ‼️ incest mention?)

I am so SICK of all these FREAKS in the trolls community 😭😭😭

If ANYONE ships any of that weird shit (brozecst ANY CEST or proshipping or just GROSS SHIT in general) LOSE MY NUMBER🙄

No but seriously, I really don’t respect people who do that and I don’t want that shit anywhere near me, I am here for silly fun times with my moots and trolls

If there is ANYONE I need to keep an eye out for PLEASE let me know, as I am not on twitter(I REFUSE to tread into that territory)

I hope everyone has a good night/day and please, be safe and don’t act like a freak/derogatory

[twistedappletree]

[rebouks]

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Matilda: Hey. Tristen: Hi… Matilda: You’re early-.. live nearby? [Tristen nodded, jerking a thumb over his shoulder toward the flat above the pharmacy] Matilda: Seriously? Tristen: It’s not as nice as it looks on the inside, there’s damp n’ mold everywhere. Matilda: Damp, in this weather? Tristen: Not so much in the summer, s’nice n’ cheap though-.. so, what do you wanna do? Matilda: You had all day yesterday to think of something to do. Tristen: So did you! Matilda: I don’t live here. Tristen: Okay, fair-.. uh, there’s not much to do, to be honest. We could go out later but, well.. I usually avoid all that. Matilda: Oh, yeah.. I get that. It’s not like I really drink either. Tristen: True, so..? Matilda: [laughs] Make a decision, Triss. Tristen: Aha, okay-.. uh, let’s explore, maybe get something to eat. Matilda: Sure, take me to your favourite places n’ stuff. Tristen: How likely are you to barf if we take a scooter ride..? … Matilda: How far are we going? Tristen: Not too far-.. squeeze me if you wanna switch though, yeah? Matilda: Deal.

[headfullof-ideas]

Due to having no village or bed to go back to at the end of a long day of adventuring and traveling, the Riders have gotten accustomed to sleeping out under the stars. Lean-to’s, camps, caves, cuddle piles, and other sleeping arrangements have all been implemented in various different ways, but everyone LOVES sleeping with their dragon. However. This is a competitive bunch, and arguments have been had over whose dragon is the best to sleep with. No one is able to come to an agreement on which dragon is the best to cuddle with, because everyone is incredibly biased toward their own dragon. After a week straight of heavy arguing and debating that was getting to the point of impeding their ability to do regular chores and tasks, a compromise was made where everyone was allowed to agree to disagree, but everyone had to agree which dragon was best at certain snuggle factors.

The end verdict was this: Hookfang was the warmest to cuddle with, which means he’s perfect for doggy piles in the middle of winter or a cold night, or after a sudden dip in cold water, and as the largest dragon was the best for group cuddles. Meatlug is the gentlest to snuggle, in that she won’t jostle you a lot as she shifts in her sleep, and she has the best bedside manners and personality. Barf and Belch are the best to actually snuggle, as they are the easiest to actually hold on to while sleeping, and he has the added benefit of snuggling you back with his necks or using them to make a makeshift sort of nest to sleep in, so he feels the most secure to snuggle with. Ardyn however is the comfiest to sleep on because she has fur, but that’s only if you sleep on her back. She’s a bit slow to get comfortable, but she’s very lax once she is and the least likely to get annoyed if you accidentally kick her in your sleep. Toothless is the cuddliest, but only if he’s comfortable with you, and he has the added advantage of purring and biscuit making, which he is very gentle in doing with whoever (almost always Ant) he’s snuggling, so he’s basically a giant cat. He’s also the easiest to get comfortable with, due to having no protruding spikes or bumps for someone to fight against.

However, everyone is able to agree that snuggling with your dragon after a long day is the best thing ever

Was this an excuse to draw the Riders snuggling with their dragons?…maybe. I was gonna already but I also needed an excuse to share this tiny debate I pictured the Riders having in my head. So no complaining, I give you dragon snuggles!

[steamedlotusroot]

I translated Lego Monkie Kid’s Cantonese Extended Opening

In the tags of my first post I said I wanted to translate the lyrics of the extended OP of the LMK Cantonese dub and I did it :D

Translation notes: (some translations are wonky bc either the og lyrics are ambiguous, I didn’t have enough space to translate the phrases fully, or my Cantonese is rusty)

“All reveal your true forms to me immediately!”— 現形 means to appear/reappear. I personally interpreted it as the spirits/demons showing their true forms when SWK is fighting them, but simply “reveal yourselves to me” works too

“I truly can’t help how popular I am these days.”— One of my wonky translations I think. The og lyric is more like “really, I’m trending right now, I can’t stop it even if I wanted to / even if I tried.”

“But now I have to hide away,”— The lyric for “hide away” 神隱 very specifically refers to gods/immortals/spirits going into hiding

“From now on, keep the Golden Staff with you at all times,”— In the original JttW text, SWK’s staff is called the 金箍棒 “gold-hooped staff/rod”, but in Cantonese the staff is more commonly called the 金剛棒, which doesn’t have the “hoop” character. It’s just a gold stick 

“Only rely on having enough audacity,”— I think it’s supposed to be “have a lot of/enough courage” but it can also mean “audacity”, and since this song is about SWK and MK I think the word “audacity” fits them much better haha

“I will reach the peak for a competition of skill.”— This is an instance of Cantonese being so compressed and concise that I have no idea how to structure the sentence in English

“Endure for the sake of loyalty,”— 捱義氣 means doing a favor out of personal loyalty that you might not want to do (eg. you help your friend clean his car when you hate cleaning cars cuz he’s your bud!). I think “endure for the sake of loyalty” is a goofy way of translating this but I dunno what to write instead

“Assemble surprises.”— I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. This is a very literal translation

“The me today,”— Longer version: The me I am today

“Chock-full of abilities.”— OG lyrics 一身本領 go a little bit like “the whole body is full of skills/abilities”. I wanted to just write “full of talents” but “talent” isn’t quite accurate. I went with “chock-full” cuz it sounds funny

“Clash with fire in a duel,”— I like to think that this line refers to Red Son and I like Red Son :]

“Carrying an endless mission,”— I originally wrote “shouldering” instead of “carrying”, but because 懷 means “embrace/chest” or “harboring”, I thought “carrying” sounds less grueling and more accurate than “shouldering”

“Eyeballs looking around,”— “eyes staring wide and round” probably fits 眼仔睩睩 better, but hopefully “eyeballs” sounds wide and round enough?? And I wanted to turn it into an action so I described the eyes looking around like they’re on guard!

“Grappling arduously with the enemy,”— Lots of ways to translate 搏命: fighting for your life, wrestling for your life, blah blah blah. I hope “grappling” is evocative enough 😭

“Quick-witted actions, be clever,”— I’m not sure if it’s “quick-witted, actions sharp and clever” or “quick-witted actions, be sharp and clever” 💀 靈活 means “mentally flexible”, sharp醒 means “smart, clever, alert, quick-witted”, something like that

“It’s called the NSoFFM,”— The lyric lacks a pronoun in Cantonese so I’m not sure if it means “call me/you the NSoFFM”, “call for the NSoFFM”, “you’re called the NSoFFM”, or something else. I interpreted it as SWK listing a bunch of traits and saying “someone like this will be called the NSoFFM”

“Skyrocket to ascension / I rise at Flower Fruit Mountain.”— 飈升 means shooting up really quickly/suddenly. I’m not sure what “shooting up” means in this context so I kept it as vague as possible. I also translated 飈升 in two different ways “skyrocket to ascension” and simply “rise” even though both lyrics mean the same thing in Cantonese. “Skyrocket” is most accurate IMO, but it sounds weird by itself

“I always strive for self-improvement,”— The og is just “I forever self-strengthen”, which sounds weird to me so I expanded it

“When I wedge into the crack,”— No idea what this means?? I’m guessing it’s supposed to evoke the image of SWK jamming a weapon into a crack? Also I wanted to write “wedge into the fissure” but when I googled “fissure” it showed me results for anal fissures and I was so put off by it I just used “crack” instead, even though “crack” sounds much sillier than “fissure”

“Demons please relax, lest you lose control.”— Nothing to note, I just really like the original lyric. It’s so cocky and badass and SO Wukong (or MK!) /pos

“Use kindness as the mark of recognition,”— Not sure what this really means? I interpret it as “kindness is my goal/principle”, but 記認 means both “marking” and “recognize/remember” so uh

“Evildoing is difficult to regard as the elder brother,”— The og lyric sounds fine but trying to understand it is?? It’s not “evildoers”, it’s “the way/path of evildoing”, but then it says “it’s difficult to be an older brother (non-familial)” like who is it difficult for??? Also “brother” here means a fellow disciple/classmate under the same teacher/master/school, so like the relationship between SWK and the other pilgrims (except their master, of course)

“I can’t be beat to death, swim carefree at the edge of the sky.”— The most egregious lyric IMO. I have absolutely no clue what it’s supposed to mean so maybe I’m just not that good at Cantonese??? It could be “I can’t beat to death swimming carefree at the edge of the sky” or “I can’t be beaten to death, swim carefree at the edge of the sky”. The swimming part lacks a pronoun so idk who’s swimming? What is happening in this sentence?? Help??

“Risk your life when taking action,”— 拼命 either means “as hard as you can” or “risking your life”. I’m only assuming it means the latter because I interpret this as SWK lecturing MK on how to be a hero

“And the battle lineup is again full of wit,”— I can sorta grasp what this means, but idk how to write it in English. 陣容 means the appearance/formation of your battalion and can extend to mean the array of abilities in a certain lineup. Not sure how to actually describe this though 😭 also I used “clever” for sharp醒 earlier but changed it to “wit” here so it’d be a noun and sound like an ability or something

[pk-sonica-omega]

I think about the scene in DI with them all infected a lot like. idk the others are trying to fight it and Leon just kinda. sits there. resigned. Like he accepts death hskdgh. and the whole "It's a living" thing like??? He looks so much better in this movie than in Vendetta but it's clear he's still struggling, still feeling trapped, but he's at the point where he just accepts it. He can't fight the forces that have him trapped in his job so he just... waits for death. Everyone else has rebuttals, faith in themselves and what they're doing, but Leon? Leon knows he's not working for the good guys. He's always known, and has never been able to do anything about it. I am so normal

[mostly-osc-doodles]

Mostly OSC Doodles #103 + Osctober Prompt #26: Nightmare

This was based off of a very good TPOT fic I read on A03, which I cannot find again unfortunately but it was cool.

It was basically a rewrite of TPOT 10 but Nickel wasn't eliminated and also the nightmares were much different.

[twiinarmageddonss]

do people post edits on tumblr …

[navajja]

I saw a bunch of Overlord au with his trophy husband and i cant stop thinking about it

[insensitiveroses]

the way the td tiktok fandom portrays duncney and aleheather gives me the ick

[stockcarbaby24]