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[iliveinyourceiling65]

RTC incorrect quotes

part two :) fun fact, this was supposed to be part one but the formatting kept being weird so I posted the other part first. Please tell me if the formatting is still weird and I’ll try to fix it before I post the next part :)

Ocean: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.  Ocean: One... two... three.  Noel : ...  Ocean: ...  Ocean: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

Ricky: Ocean won’t come out of their room! Noel: Just tell her I said something. Ricky: Like what? Noel: Anything factually incorrect. Ricky, shrugging: If you say so. Ocean, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?

Constance : What are you getting Mischa for the holidays?  Noel: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.  Ocean: I'm getting Mischa a divorce lawyer.

Ricky: *hiding something in his coat* I think we should adopt another kid!  Jane Doe: No. Ricky: Why not?  Jane Doe: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fourteen of those.  Ricky: *unzips coat* fifteen Ocean: The best person I know is myself.

Mischa, very tired: Can I sleep in your bed?  Noel: *half asleep* Mischa, this is a queen-sized bed. That means it’s for *gestures vaguely to himself* the Queen.

Noel: If I say I love you, will you say it back? Mischa: Yes.  Noel: I love you.  Mischa: It back.  *Later*  Ocean: Why is Noel crying face-down on the floor?

[zzoupz]

they are siblings to me BTW

[alien-slushie]

Clopeh: How old is your dad-

Raon: Too old for you and he's busy! Stay away from my father! STAY AWAY from my father!

[lizardpersonyknow]

Tim, attempting to defend his kill count: Look it was a high stress situation ok! And I was stuck in fight or flight mode! Y'know, the instincts of every human?

Duke: you are trying to tell me that you were so stressed you reverted to your basic instincts

Tim: yes!!

Damian, reluctantly approving: and your instincts are mass murder?

(Dick, in background: yeah that's Tim)

Tim: noooo... It was make things go boom?

Jason, nodding sagely: I get that too, in fact I was under very high stress when I...

Bruce, almost frantic: when you helped people. Because you are. Supposed. To. help. People.

[cashandandrogyny]

fall out boy circa 2005

Pete: I think we should kiss

Patrick: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want

[braxix]

Elrond: How many cousins do we have?

Celebrimbor: Alive? Us, Galadriel, and Gil-Galad.

Elrond: Dead?

Celebrimbor: Way too many.

[murasaki-cha]

Choi Han: *about the Thames* Cale-nim why is your family so frustrating?

Cale: *also frustrated but weirdly defensive* Why is your family Choi Jung Gun?

Choi Han: .....

Choi Jung Soo: ....dude

[here-comes-the-moose]

*sometime when they were younger*

Wrecker: Hey bro what’s your body count?

Crosshair, thinking: I don’t know, like thirty now.

Wrecker: OH MY FORCE YOU ARE A HOE!

Crosshair: How would that make me a hoe- oh are we taking about how many people I’ve slept with? Well, I haven’t done that yet.

Wrecker: Then… what does thirty mean?

Crosshair: …

Wrecker: BRO WHAT DOES THIRTY MEAN???

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ERIDAN: i lovve you…

FEFERI: Swordfis)( slas)( to the c)(est. And you’re on fire.

[hajidumps]

Alberu: What are we?

Choi Han: People

Alberu: No, like truly what are we?

Cale: You're a dark elf and we're korean

[im-still-watching-anime]

apollo: valentine’s day is a corporate holiday it isn’t even that special

trucy: you were just yelling and blushing for three hours because klavier got you a bear that says “i wuv you bear-y much”

apollo: that’s not fair those emotions were because i’m afflicted with feelings for klavier and NOT because of capitalism induced romance

[the-ace-with-spades]

Ice: Mav told me you had a fight at school today.

Bradley: Yeah... I did...

Ice: We don’t send you to school to get into fights.

Bradley: I’m sorry...

*Ice closes the door*

Ice: Did you win?

Bradley: Hell yeah.

[alien-slushie]

Rosalyn: You know there's a rumor going around.

Alberu: What? That we're gay for eachother-

Cale: Oh my god-Cookies!

Alberu: No see I'm straight, but if there was a man that I could marry it would be Cale.

Rosalyn: How do you feel about that Cale?

Cale, eating cookies: Its not helping with the rumors.

Rosalyn: I think the kiss you shared on my birthday isn't helping with the rumors.

Alberu: Yeah I just hate he didn't give me enough tounge-

Cale: *spittake*

[emmikay]

Ed: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I committed human transmutation, I’d have five nickels - which isn’t a lot, but it’s crazy I’m still alive, huh?

[airplanejain]

Claire: Look! I got us both swimsuits for the pool party!

Leon: Thank you.

Claire: Hey, did you know they make thong swimsuit bottoms?

Leon, now at full attention: Oh really?

Claire: Yep!

Claire: *opens shopping bag and pulls out a regular one piece swimsuit for herself*

Leon: ...?

Leon: *realization*

[howwnowbrowncoww]

This one goes out to all the Akechi fans; may you all develop better tastes in men one day🙏