#incorrect fob quotes

[cashandandrogyny]

fall out boy circa 2005

Pete: I think we should kiss

Patrick: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want

[release-the-mccracken]

Pete: Relax, guy. I like gay men. Patrick: That's great, but I'm not gay. Pete: I don't believe that.

[enby-at-the-pyschward]

Patrick:You read my diary?

Pete:At first I did not know it was your diary.

Pete:I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

[mackologists-r-us]

[incorrectthroam]

Brent: Ryan, you can't keep doing this shit. We're giving you an ultimatum.

Joe: You have to make a choice: the band or Brendon.

Ryan: Okay. I choose Brendon.

Pete, slightly panicked: You don't have to answer right away!

[you-cant-be-sirius]

Peter: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Sirius: My life is a little too much fall out and not enough boy.

James: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Remus: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

[therighthandofvengeance]

“We had such fun, didn’t we? Didn’t we have such fun?”

[team-iceflower]

Ruby, laying on her bed crying: 🎶 so much, for stardust!🎶

Blake: Uh, Weiss, is Ruby okay?

Weiss: Apparently she's "reliving" her emo phase.

Blake: ...isn't she still in her emo phase?

Weiss: I tried to tell her that and she just flipped me off before immediately apologizing.

[self-esteeem-to-match]

Pete: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind. Pete: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. Pete: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? Patrick: This is Monopoly.

[bishopsgeetrick]

Patrick: I’m gonna grab some food, do you want anything?

The demon possessing Gerard: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT

Gerard: A bagel.

The demon possessing Gerard: NO

Gerard: Two bagels.

[rosegoldcas]

*3am*

Pete: Why are ANY of us here, really?

Zoo Security Guard: I’m asking about you specifically.

[aashiyancha]

The hooligans listen to fall out boy on the radio

[release-the-mccracken]

Pete: I may have lied. Patrick: You may have or you did? Pete: I may have did.

[enby-at-the-pyschward]

*Pre-Hiatus*

Patrick:You have friends and I envy that.

Pete:You're welcome to share my friends.

Patrick:*looks at William and Gabe*

Patrick:I don't want those.

[marksandrec]

New Fall Out Boy album dropped today, so thought I'd bring back this gem. XD

Marks and Rec #227

(And I’d promise you anything for another shot at…this conversation.) (Dialogue from Parks and Rec.)

[xx-emoidiot-xx]

Incorrect Fall Out Boy Quote #147

Joe: It’s only a matter of time before someone uses a drone to kidnap a child.

Pete: Reverse stork.