#incorrect fob quotes

[cashandandrogyny]

fall out boy circa 2005

Pete: I think we should kiss

Patrick: And I think you should die but we don't always get what we want

[release-the-mccracken]

Pete: Relax, guy. I like gay men. Patrick: That's great, but I'm not gay. Pete: I don't believe that.

[enby-at-the-pyschward]

Patrick:You read my diary?

Pete:At first I did not know it was your diary.

Pete:I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.

[mackologists-r-us]

[scream1ngskittl3z]

2017 me: So, like, is the new My Chemical Romance album out yet? Or did they, like, break up again? Or are they just on hiatus? Remember hiatuses? Fall Out Boy had so many. Do you still wear eyeliner? I'm thinking of trying the really thick kind, like Pete Wentz. Is that still a thing? 2025 me: Vaping is $30 a pop now

[incorrectthroam]

Ryan: *driving recklessly*

Patrick: Ryan, for the love of god, slow down! You almost ran over Shane!

Ryan: He's on the street, he knows the risk he's taking.

[you-cant-be-sirius]

Peter: My life is a little too much panic and not enough disco.

Sirius: My life is a little too much fall out and not enough boy.

James: My life is a little too much chemical and not enough romance.

Remus: My life is a little too much imagination and not nearly enough dragons.

[therighthandofvengeance]

“We had such fun, didn’t we? Didn’t we have such fun?”

[team-iceflower]

Ruby, laying on her bed crying: 🎶 so much, for stardust!🎶

Blake: Uh, Weiss, is Ruby okay?

Weiss: Apparently she's "reliving" her emo phase.

Blake: ...isn't she still in her emo phase?

Weiss: I tried to tell her that and she just flipped me off before immediately apologizing.

[self-esteeem-to-match]

Pete: I’ve been here in jail so long I think I’ve lost my mind. Pete: The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months. Pete: How long have I been in here now? Almost a year? Patrick: This is Monopoly.

[bishopsgeetrick]

Patrick: I’m gonna grab some food, do you want anything?

The demon possessing Gerard: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT

Gerard: A bagel.

The demon possessing Gerard: NO

Gerard: Two bagels.

[rosegoldcas]

*3am*

Pete: Why are ANY of us here, really?

Zoo Security Guard: I’m asking about you specifically.

[release-the-mccracken]

Pete: I may have lied. Patrick: You may have or you did? Pete: I may have did.

[enby-at-the-pyschward]

*Pre-Hiatus*

Patrick:You have friends and I envy that.

Pete:You're welcome to share my friends.

Patrick:*looks at William and Gabe*

Patrick:I don't want those.

[aashiyancha]

The hooligans listen to fall out boy on the radio

[marksandrec]

New Fall Out Boy album dropped today, so thought I'd bring back this gem. XD

Marks and Rec #227

(And I’d promise you anything for another shot at…this conversation.) (Dialogue from Parks and Rec.)