#source: weird al yankovic

[release-the-mccracken]

Pete: Relax, guy. I like gay men. Patrick: That's great, but I'm not gay. Pete: I don't believe that.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

Jonah, to Gabby: You are my answer. My answer to everything… Which is why I’ll probably do very poorly on the written part of my driver’s test.

[incorrecthsrquotes]

Welcome to Strong Bad Email. I am the host of the show. By using transitive logic and deductive reasoning, you should now be able to figure out EXACTLY who I am.

Alternate SBEmail opener

[jestersroute66]

Its me, I’m Cathy, I’ve come home, I’m.. so cooold

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Percy: my mom always tucks me in in case i have night terrors

Annabeth: you have night terrors?

Percy: no. you know, just in case

[ruinationz]

thought that kept me up all night: if Caine was in reality I think he would love those button down shirts with colorful flashy patterns. Caine with short sleeves. Post now

[44nifty]

various photographs of weird al yankovic source: Weird Al Yankovic: The Ultimate Video Collection

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

I don't really like "Weird Al" Yankovic very much, but every once in a while he comes up with a line so unintentionally beautiful that it makes me think,

wait a second, this is satire?

I feel like no one's told him he's a poet.

Here are some examples of his lyrical artistry:

Now I gotta dance, and dance, and dance 'til I'm as wrinkled as the milk

[source]

[the1weepinqguitar]

uhh about me

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Basic rundown!

Ivan/Marty (mayybe tommy..)

they/it

intp

AuDHD haver (I ramble a lot so uh warning?)

artist of 11+ years! writer of 8 years!

Huge TMBG/Lemon Demon fan!

absolutely FERAL about HLVRAI

Libra... oh, the irony

Where you can find me:

Twit (though I don't like to post there, I mostly have it so I can interact with some artists I like and my friends): contrawoup (a dumb tmbg pun)

AO3: the_1_weeping_guitar

Toyhouse: justice-for-torsoboy

Insta (though I don't really post there): johnsterrs

Scratch: toni_the_kidd (inactive, moved here from there but you can view the art I've posted there)

Favorite things:

Bands: TMBG, Lemon Demon, The Aquabats!, Jack Stauber, Cheekface, the Beatles, Paul McCartney and Wings, ARTHUR, The Hoosiers, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Talking Heads, DEVO, The Dead Milkmen, etc.

Movies n Shows: FMAB (literally the only anime I've ever watched/read the manga of), Coraline, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (1982), The Matrix, Click, Lil' Nicky, the SAW franchise, HLVRAI/Freeman's Mind, etc.

Animals: Squids, turkeys, ants, mice, ferrets, etc.

Other stuff:

I rant a lot. I also infodump, so before you talk to me about my hyperfixations, be aware of that.

I am very slow to realize things/pick up on social cues so please be patient, I don't pick up on sarcasm either.

I hate flashing lights, they scare me and give me headaches.

I'm not a therian but if I could be any animal I would be a weevil

I love zodiac-related stuff (even though I don't really believe in it)!

I am absolutely unhinged when it comes to science, please talk to me about insects or birds

I am accepting asks! Please spam me, I love to talk!

My post on the Here Comes Science bunker and my interpretation of it: https://www.tumblr.com/the1weepinqguitar/739425154397028352/a-bigass-post-explaining-my-interpretation-of-the?source=share

Have a wonderful day!!!!

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[incorrecthsrquotes]

When fans ask me for advice, here's what I tell them: Try not to set yourself on fire.

Strong Bad, probably

[epicwin64]

The Persona 4 gang’s music taste (source: dude trust me)

Yu Narukami

Anything except heavy metal or country, and music that he thinks would attract women.

examples

INXS

Harry Styles

Daft Punk

Adam Lambert

Usher

Enrique Iglesias

Ginuwine

Justin Timberlake

Yosuke Hanamura

Yosuke likes rap music, why do you think he has those ridiculously big headphones on?

examples

Playboi Carti

Roddy Ricch

J. Cole

Kendrick Lamar

JPEGMAFIA

Lupe Fiasco

Tyler, the Creator

Danny Brown

Eminem (not his newer stuff because it’s terrible)

Chie Satonaka

Best girl listens to best music, mostly any rock band fronted by a woman.

examples

The Breeders

Olivia Rodrigo

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts

Hole

Garbage

Paramore

The Pretty Reckless

No Doubt

Blondie

Yukiko Amagi

Just like her character, Yukiko listens to more laidback stuff.

examples

Carole King

Enya

U2

Eagles (she lives in an inn that might be haunted, sound familiar?)

Fleetwood Mac

Bon Iver

Adele

Sheryl Crow

Kanji Tatsumi

Metal to reflect his exterior, but dance/electro-pop/new wave music for his interior.

examples

Pantera

Lady Gaga

Charli XCX

Guns N’ Roses

New Order

Disturbed

Robyn

Korn

Dua Lipa

Beyoncé

Duran Duran

Metallica

Rise Kujikawa

This is easy, any artist that’s under the category of “diva” or “idol”.

examples

Britney Spears

BLACKPINK

Mariah Carey

Selena Gomez (but mostly her career with The Scene)

Katy Perry

Rina Sawayama

Kesha

Sabrina Carpenter

Naoto Shirogane

Being the most serious (and intelligent) member of the Investigation Team, Naoto listens to trip-hop, IDM, and more complex hip-hop artists.

examples

Portishead

Squarepusher

Madlib

The Avalanches

Frank Ocean

Mobb Deep

Massive Attack

Flying Lotus

A Tribe Called Quest

Teddie

I honestly don’t know. He just likes whatever.

examples

Kero Kero Bonito

Neil Ciceriega

Mindless Self Indulgence

Beck

Weezer (of course)

“Weird Al” Yankovic

Just any breakcore artist

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Luke: my aunt always tucks me in in case i have night terrors

Biggs: you have night terrors?

Luke: no. you know, just in case

[wrongydkjquotes]

"You don't get to come back tomorrow. You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game. You're a complete loser!"

- Schmitty, when a single player leaves the jack attack with a negative score

(Source: Don Pardo, "Weird Al" Yankovic's I Lost on Jeopardy!)

[44nifty]

images of weird al from the late 90's source: "Weird Al" Yankovic - Live! DVD