#i swear to fucking god

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Not to put on a little clown performance or anything, even though you all know I loooooove to put on a clown performance, but uh. Um. 99% sure Eddie previously stated that Shannon was the first girl/woman he dated. So I'd love to know what that fun little hesitance before saying she wasn't my first girlfriend was, Eddie. Would love to know if your first "girlfriend" was actually a boyfriend. WOULD SURE LOVE TO KNOW IF--

[hedwig221b]

Thinking about my Untouchable...

Thinking about little meow-meow omega Stiles who is so smart he's considered weird... but has his alpha wrapped around his finger... other's go: "yeah he's fucking hot and I'd fuck him once but he's crazy" and therefore Stiles has issues and tries to be normal when Derek starts dating him but he doesn't know Derek considers him fucking genius and loves him because he's so weird

Thinking about alpha Derek who is so obsessed with Stiles he's shaking... Stiles is the only thing he thinks about... he'll drop anything and come to his omega even if it's something small

Thinking about how other alphas laugh at Derek and say: "He has you under his heel, man", and Derek looks at them calmly and says: "Do you know what it is like - to have him? I'd bring him your head if he asked"...

Thinking...

[a-cipher]

"you've never died on me before" YES HE HASSSS last life when bdubs insisted on fighting the wither and that he'll be fine and he charged on and he DIED AND TURNED RED

[prncsspiastri]

when it’s all team orders this team orders that and the air starts to feel familiarly sour

[s0ulweed]

mf don’t give me that teenage relationships won’t last bullshit you met phil when you were LITERALLY EIGHTEEN

[evankinkley]

I miss Lou, hope he's doing ok.

[starlightsugar]

TOMORROW IS THE FUCKING FLOWER MOON WHICH IS THE NAME FOR THE FULL MOON IN MAY AND MY HELLUVA BOSS LOVING ASS IS PREPARING FOR WAR

[tistic-hellspwn]

i feel like this makes sense, ft my simp of a friend @beewasdeleted

context: my friend is a fucking simp for the traumatized turtle man, and im going to pull this shit every time they start simpin, cause like bruh

[dorkycreature-89]

i finally got to witness this argument and now i can make fun of it

luke: *acts and looks like a child and is also undatable*

some fuckers: ERM ACKCHYUALLY, HE'S 1000 YEARS OLD SO IT'S FINE TO SHIP HIM WITH-

we're not doing the thousand year loli argument again. i'm not going through this time loop again

[widevibratobitch]

Frogger? I hardly know her!

w̷͓͚͘h̵̬̰́̊͆̉ȧ̴̢̐͘̕t̴̨̞̦̅̓̿ ̶̲͍̉͝ẅ̷͕̬͒͑̽o̶̫͍̿u̵̙̠͌̊͗͒l̶͙̤̘͗ḋ̵̞̝͓̘͘ ̵̦̤̖̋̕i̸̲̽̆t̶̨̻̂͗͂ ̶̻̓̋m̶̩̥̟̈́̅ë̴̝͛̚͠a̶̘̔̊ň̸͚̫ ̸͈̝̇̈́̊͠t̸̡̾͂̐̚͜ǒ̸̲̗̦̝͆̀͌ ̵̨̭̻͑̂̐͒f̴̡͓̝̐͐̉ȓ̶͙̓ỏ̷̞̽̍ǵ̷̫̎̓͗ ̵̨̄̌̋a̶̛̪͇̺̎̅͝ ̸̞͂̑w̷̠̟̄̉̅͘ơ̶̬̺̿̈m̷͕̟̬͌ä̷̡͇́ͅn̵̮̋́̓̆

[misty-slays-blog]

I am so fucking done with Reddit's misogynistic mumbo jumbo right now.

All I have to say to those braindead incels is this:

[eldritchpenguin44]

I’m already sick of those stupid Typhlosion jokes. Maybe I’m blowing this out of proportion but seeing all these jokes is really starting to piss me off. It’s gonna be that stupid ass Vaporeon copypasta but worse. Maybe I’m going crazy but does anyone feel like this?

[rose-aramashi]

// hsr 2.2 spoilers

Hoyo count your fucking days

[stew4]

RLAIN PARTY. GIVE THAT CRAB A PARTY AND CELEBRATE HIM HE DESERVES IT.

[gemharvest]

haha. why am i cramping

[cassofnowhere]

I’m actually shocked by seeing so many creative people getting behind the idea that an author can’t have or voice any negative opinions of their work because they sold the rights and are getting money from them.

Like, are we really subscribing to the idea that money can and should buy your right to have a honest opinion on the way your life’s work is being handled?!?! Are we really saying that? Guess money can our souls or something along those lines.

It’s insane that an author is supposed to just wash their hands, shrug and not feel anything about their life’s work being mishandled by other people.

Who even does that?!?!