#i swear to fucking god

[hedwig221b]

Thinking about my Untouchable...

Thinking about little meow-meow omega Stiles who is so smart he's considered weird... but has his alpha wrapped around his finger... other's go: "yeah he's fucking hot and I'd fuck him once but he's crazy" and therefore Stiles has issues and tries to be normal when Derek starts dating him but he doesn't know Derek considers him fucking genius and loves him because he's so weird

Thinking about alpha Derek who is so obsessed with Stiles he's shaking... Stiles is the only thing he thinks about... he'll drop anything and come to his omega even if it's something small

Thinking about how other alphas laugh at Derek and say: "He has you under his heel, man", and Derek looks at them calmly and says: "Do you know what it is like - to have him? I'd bring him your head if he asked"...

Thinking...

[a-cipher]

"you've never died on me before" YES HE HASSSS last life when bdubs insisted on fighting the wither and that he'll be fine and he charged on and he DIED AND TURNED RED

[prncsspiastri]

when it’s all team orders this team orders that and the air starts to feel familiarly sour

[s0ulweed]

mf don’t give me that teenage relationships won’t last bullshit you met phil when you were LITERALLY EIGHTEEN

[evankinkley]

I miss Lou, hope he's doing ok.

[smaeemo]

if garvez doesnt go canon in season 18 i'm throwing myself off of a roof top and criminal minds evolution will be liable for my suicide

send tweet

[thefallenangel2008]

Ok, I could be wrong but from what I got, Musk REALLYYYYY wants to get involved in Greece's politics regarding the LGBTQ+ community and immigrants, and like, can he get his Tesla shaped ass tf away and focus on ruining just America with his orange lover? Greece is already shit as it is with all of its homophobes and racist people, and I am NOT letting that stupid ass billionaire possibly take away the legalization of gay marriage when it has ONLY been a year it's legal here, or put the immigrants in danger. FOCUS ON YOUR OWN FUCKING COUNTRY YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF OVERPRICED SHIT!!!!

[pocket-vvardvark]

Guys, I'd rather pick up glitter from the floor by their individual glitter grains that draw feet.

[stalegravyart]

[tistic-hellspwn]

i feel like this makes sense, ft my simp of a friend @beewasdeleted

context: my friend is a fucking simp for the traumatized turtle man, and im going to pull this shit every time they start simpin, cause like bruh

[0f-hazbin]

I am so fucking torn over my feelings about the name, Hancock

On the one hand, there's John Hancock from Fallout 4

Don't know much about him admittedly, but he looks like a mf who kicks ass & kisses dudes & broads respectfully, and respectively 😏

On the other hand however, there also exists the slimy, snivelling wimp of a Tory politician, Matt Hancock

A guy that was part of Boris Johnson's inner circle during covid

The same guy who broke lockdown rules in order to cheat on his own fucking wife

Before fucking off to Australia to hide in the Bush to compete on I'm A Celebrity 😒

[mrcarmenile]

i demand to see all of max’s letters to all of her friends (especially mike wheeler) please and thank you 😊😊😊

[dorkycreature-89]

i finally got to witness this argument and now i can make fun of it

luke: *acts and looks like a child and is also undatable*

some fuckers: ERM ACKCHYUALLY, HE'S 1000 YEARS OLD SO IT'S FINE TO SHIP HIM WITH-

we're not doing the thousand year loli argument again. i'm not going through this time loop again

[ratatatastic]

BOQY ON WAIVERS IM GONNA MURDER THIS TEAM

[widevibratobitch]

Frogger? I hardly know her!

w̷͓͚͘h̵̬̰́̊͆̉ȧ̴̢̐͘̕t̴̨̞̦̅̓̿ ̶̲͍̉͝ẅ̷͕̬͒͑̽o̶̫͍̿u̵̙̠͌̊͗͒l̶͙̤̘͗ḋ̵̞̝͓̘͘ ̵̦̤̖̋̕i̸̲̽̆t̶̨̻̂͗͂ ̶̻̓̋m̶̩̥̟̈́̅ë̴̝͛̚͠a̶̘̔̊ň̸͚̫ ̸͈̝̇̈́̊͠t̸̡̾͂̐̚͜ǒ̸̲̗̦̝͆̀͌ ̵̨̭̻͑̂̐͒f̴̡͓̝̐͐̉ȓ̶͙̓ỏ̷̞̽̍ǵ̷̫̎̓͗ ̵̨̄̌̋a̶̛̪͇̺̎̅͝ ̸̞͂̑w̷̠̟̄̉̅͘ơ̶̬̺̿̈m̷͕̟̬͌ä̷̡͇́ͅn̵̮̋́̓̆

[misty-slays-blog]

I am so fucking done with Reddit's misogynistic mumbo jumbo right now.

All I have to say to those braindead incels is this: