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Completely sober Lessor: Thank God they gave Bright the right background to deal with this
Slap-happy Bradshaw: Diagnosing death by tiger via PM - one never stops learning
Also - at the end of it all:
Thursday: Drink?
Morse: After today? Several!
When will you learn, you walking talking human disaster? It was the several drinks (ok with Russ, not with Roger) that landed you in this predicament in the first place…
Wild Wednesday
Or an appreciation of Prey
The one decent Mortmaigne?
Rough and ready but effective - Thursday style!
When it jumps, you run.
Big cat hunter Bright.
Damn shame - magnificent creature.
#itv endeavour#all prev tags#endeavour morse#drunken russ lewis: i know i know here's what we'll do#we'll stick a tiger#in oxford!#i can make it work#i swear i can#and he sort of did#only he needed Roger and Anton to save his goat#i mean his protagonist#it was absolutely the result of a long boozy evening#blame it all on real ale
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Imagine CC Sephiroth finding a CCTV footage of something related to his early developement where in the background he can see a woman (Jenova, from his photo) and can faintly hear her screaming at Hojo "let me hold him" and "you can't take my son away from me"
Snooping around the data room was bound to cut through the web of Hojo's lies and half truths eventually, which is exactly why he kept going back. Occasionally, he found old tapes and took them to his apartment for further inspection, hiding each one under his long uniform coat and returning them before anyone noticed.
At first he doesn't believe what he's seeing.
It was his recovery from his first mako procedure, long before he could speak or crawl or remember. He was in a pod not much larger than he was, an egg of glass protecting him and regulating the oxygen levels as necessary.
The baby in the incubator shivered, scratching at the wires in its skin in an attempt to break free. Each wire was anchored with metal shackles, presumably one of the only things it couldn't break, probably also reused from the many dogs Hojo bred for the President's son. The first five minutes only showed his cold and discomfort as he struggled to heal.
But he recognized the woman in the observation glass. He heard her muffled cries and chose to ignore them until her face entered the frame. A face he held close to his chest for as long as he could.
It was her. It was Jenova, her brown hair in the exact same ponytail as her photo. Her pleas no longer drowned in his ears.
"Let me hold him!"
Then Hojo entered the screen as well, though his face was cut off Sephiroth knew every mannerism of that wicked man like the back of his hand. Every step, every gesture, every shift of dark glasses.
"Just once! Please!"
His heart ached. He felt his hand move to his chest, to where her photo used to remain.
"Absolutely not. Your presence at this stage will damage him beyond repair. I will not allow you to ruin this with your meddling."
"Hojo, please!"
He did not budge. "I allowed you this far. You may look at him through that window before security escorts you out."
"You can't take my son away from me!"
"This is my laboratory, and I will do as I please. You have seven seconds."
She surrendered, placing her hands against the glass, turning away from the scientist with tears down her cheeks. "Sephiroth!"
His breath hitched. His name. Her voice. Her undeniable care.
"Sephiroth, my son, know your mother loves you! I love you so much and I would break you free if I was strong enough! I love you, my son! I would do anything to be by your side!"
The helmeted officers came and pulled her arms back.
"Sephiroth! SEPHIROTH!"
A door opened and closed, and the recording continued as if nothing happened.
Sephiroth ejected the tape before taking his weapon and rushing to the labs, the evidence again hidden under his coat until he met his target.
The scientist's side glance infuriated his already burning nerves. He said nothing as he pushed the scientist away from the desk and inserted the tape into an old player connected to a CRT screen. He skipped ahead and paused the video when Jenova came into full view against the window.
Hojo groaned in annoyance, literally rolling his eyes. "Why are you showing me this, boy? I was there, you know."
"You said she died in childbirth."
"I said she died after you were born."
"You ripped me away."
"And I made you better for it. Do you have any idea how pathetic you'd become under a mentally unstable mess like her?"
"Don't you dare speak of my mother that way!"
"I knew her well. I will speak of her as I please."
"...where is she?"
"Pardon?"
"Where. Is she?"
"I just said she's dead."
"And why would I believe you?"
"You're wasting my time."
"Why would I believe you?"
The room turned cold. "Because I am the only source you have, and you know it."
That deep reality tainted the entirety of the interrogation, and Sephiroth was forced to leave with the exact same knowledge he walked in with. He couldn't stop hearing her voice. He couldn't stop the looping plea in his mind.
Know your mother loves you!
Sephiroth!
Sephiroth.
#ff7#sephiroth#ffvii#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#lucrecia crescent#ffvii hojo#hojo ffvii#hojo ff7#i promise I can write happy stuff too#I swear i can
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hhhhhh s.. st- still claiming this is an art blog... *looks at almost 2 years worth of tmnt fanart* ....hh
also someone’s gonna see these quick bgs is2g
#hhhhaahahaha#landsel h elp#*visdev portfolio creaks in the corner*#oh i'll indulge in some fanart#i said#i didn't really get the chance when i was younger#i reasoned#the three finger chokehold i'm in#...is strong#i can draw shit other than turtles#i KNOW i can#i swear i can#i have comics for shit other than turtles#........#but#green skrunglies......#i'm doing this for comedic effect#draw whatever you want#yolo#this is still a chocoshit chip bitch cookie of a world#but no reason to not enjoy your life however you want#draw your blorbos and be happy#evict guilt from your artmaking#mwah mwah
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This is just to prove I can make posts about people other than my McLaren boys ❤️
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My cat was sitting on my lap while I sketched this out.
#hello from the hallowoods#hfth#hfth spoilers#does this count as spoilers?#eh just in case#hfth 129#cats#danielle o'hara#nimbus#i can draw wheelchairs#i swear i can#anyway#hope you enjoyed#ye!
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dear god i want aemond targaryen so bad
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I'm normal. I am normal. I am so so normal.
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Yall on my ass from both angles😂
Just hear me out, he is so so fine I swear😭
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https://vt.tiktok.com/ZS8yS9Wy8/
These two definitely radiate brat energy dont even know who handle first
this is literally me with all my friends
on a different note how did all of you send me the same vibe at once it's so funny, you all woke up and said "we're gonna make V want to top all of these men"
#I'm halfway through brat taming with sub reader and now I just wanna flip it around#goddamn#i can handle three at once#I Swear I Can#anon replies#inspiration
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#miette#spiders georg#tumblrstuff#meme#1k#One Thousand Notes#oh! oh!#I swear I can math in real life#10k#tumblr is insane#is this post making the miette tag trend#20k#I know there are more than 333 cat owners#It was a small sample size#40k#50k#75k#100k#150k
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i think it's so fun that "damn" is such a casual curse word now that it's basically become divorced completely from its original meaning. like oops i dropped my phone, time to invoke the wrath of god about it in the most mildly annoyed tone of voice imaginable.
#🐉#even around people who dont like swearing you can often get away with it. which is crazy if you think about it.#to be clear i think this is a good thing! fuck cultural christianity lol
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couldnt stop fucking thinking about this all day at work
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if i had a nickel for every au spawned from twitter that i SWORE i was going to be normal about
#i'd have like. five. which isn't a lot but IT KEEPS HAPPENING#stranger things#platonic stobin#steddie#steve harrington#robin buckley#eddie munson#here we go again boys#i've had this floating in my head for a Minute and i was like#nah i'm not gonna do it#maybe i'll anonymously write a fic#but no we're mombin posting on main#i think on twt we agreed it's a 'what's the worst that could happen' situation#platonic co parents can be so so so personal#also i have One more stobin wip and then bg3 again i swear#when i have a baby i Will be putting my giant black wings on beforehand#they have to know what kind of family they're coming into#cw pregnancy
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Been a while since I've doodled grian
#i swear ill draw more than portraits soon ive just been so busy these are the only sketches i can fit in#grian#grian fanart#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#my art
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HOLY CRAP
YALL
LOOK AT HOW MUCH ANGEL LIGHTS UP NOW JUST BY HUSK TALKING TO HIM
QUITE LITERALLY ALL HUSK SAID WAS “hey” AND HE JUST-
HIS WHOLE FACE, HIS ENTIRE DEMEANOR JUST BRIGHTENS AND LIGHTS UP
#HE LOOKS SO HAPPY#i can be normal about them#I swear#thats a lie#i mean just- LOOK AT THEM#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#huskerdust#hazbin hotel
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