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[elysian-33]

Hallowoods POVs Data (thus far)

I uhhh recorded all the POVs across every Hallowoods episode up to episode 186. Enjoy the above graphs. My Excel sheets are a mess.

I’m a bit too tired to comment on the statistic side of things so maybe I’ll do that later.

I guess I’m gonna have to update this every week, huh…

Art of Hector, Riot, Olivier, Clara by @whatlizardry

Art of Clementine by @crwbannwen

Art of Polly, Mort, Diggory, Percy, Shelby by Me, Elysian-33

@hellofromthehallowoods

[justcrowsandcorvids]

Diversity win! The eldritch librarian asks your pronouns!

[impromptu-lizard-surgery]

The Hallowoods wiki has moved hosts!

The Hallowoods wiki has migrated off Fandom and onto Wiki.gg! This change has been a long time coming. Fandom has taken a nosedive in recent years in user friendliness and uses excessive advertising including pop-up ads.

So, we're moving! The new wiki can be found here Hello from the Hallowoods Wiki. If you have any problems, complaints, or want to help out feel free to DM me, send me an ask, or message me via wiki.gg. We look forward to this new chapter in the wiki and hope that these changes go over smoothly.

[hauntedkeys]

Hello from the Hallowoods is made infinitely funnier when you remember that there’s an entire America worshipping group of alt-right Christian nationalists who live in Canada. Like the United States barely exists anymore and Trump’s dead, but they’re still running around with their confederate flags maga hats. There’s a character who’s personality can be effectively summarised as “country preacher’s kid” and he was born in the Canadian woodlands. Fort Freedom is literally just a bunch of posers. Most of them have never even been to the us south.

[crustaceousfaggot]

Sometimes when l tell people I like horror podcasts they go "oh, same, I love true crime!!" and I just have to nod along, because there is no way to explain to them that we exist in entirely separate worlds and also that my opinion of them just went down by like 15%

[jaybirdscoffee]

when the brain gets too loud and evil i know there is always the noble audio fiction podcast to smother the thoughts

[hellofromthehallowoods]

We're so stoked to have been a part of @sditepod's Season 3! Stay tuned for our episode in their upcoming season lineup. 🛗⌛🌌

[unmechanism]

did what needed to be done, because I'm no coward

[crwbannwen]

PROD Squad

I said I was gonna post this the day the next episode came out but I've only just listened to said episode so here it is.

This was my header for my blog for a while. I recently changed it to bad quality me crying so I thought I'd post it since it's no longer on my blog

[jellyfish-from-space]

i hope all the writers of our beloved eye affiliated horror podcasts get therapy for the religious trauma they obviously have

[banshee-screaming-club]

Back on my bullshit! (Nikignik fanart)

[transbookoftheday]

Trans Horror Podcasts

My post about trans horror books last year was much more popular than I expected, and since I've recently fallen in love with fiction podcasts and audio dramas, I thought I'd make a post about trans horror podcasts as well.

If you like trans horror, please give these a try - especially if you enjoy listening to audiobooks!

Hello From The Hallowoods:

Come walk between the black pines! In this award-winning queer fiction podcast, an eldritch narrator follows the increasingly connected residents of the forest at the end of the world. It's a bittersweet story that explores queer identity, horror genre tropes, and finding hope in humanity's last moments.

Hello From The Hallowoods is my absolute favorite podcast! If you only listen to one podcast from this list, please make it this one - it's so beautifully written and super queer! Also: season 4 starts today!

Trans main characters include:

our nonbinary eye-affiliated podcast host

a nonbinary "Frankenstein's creature"

a transmasc ghost

a genderfluid storm witch

a trans woman who can visit other people's dreams

multiple characters using neopronouns

Camp Here & There:

Good morning, campers! Camp Here & There is a weekly horror comedy podcast tuned in to the loudspeakers of a small midwestern sleepaway camp plagued by supernatural terrors and natural disasters. Sydney Sargent, resident camp nurse, cheerfully reports on all the terror we must face with a big smile. Let’s hope there’s nothing weird about that!

Sydney is a trans man.

Dos: After You:

Things have changed. Deck has fallen in love with someone who isn't human, and leaves a hungry house behind to see him again. Will he be waiting for you? The world has changed… but what about him? Dos: After You is a queer urban fantasy/horror audiodrama available in both English & Spanish

Deck is a trans man.

Jar of Rebuke:

Follow Dr. Jared Hel's journey as he works to re-discover his forgotten past and finds his place within the small Indiana farm town of Wichton and the cryptozoological organization he works for called 'The Enclosure'. These audio journals, and other recordings, dive deep into Midwestern US cryptids and folklore while also telling a mystery about identity, queerness, neurodivergence, and community.

Jared is nonbinary.

Spirit Box Radio:

Spirit Box Radio is an award winning, horror audio drama podcast about a radio show for enthusiasts of all things arcane. Follow Sam Enfield a former postboy with no experience in the arcane arts, who finds themselves forced to take over running the show, following the disappearance of the previous host. Sam soon discovers there are more than ghosts haunting the show, and finds himself amidst a mystery which threatens everything he knows about the world beyond his tiny basement broadcast studio, and maybe even himself.

Sam is a trans man.

The Silt Verses:

Carpenter and Faulkner, two worshippers of an outlawed god, travel up the length of their deity’s great black river, searching for holy revelations amongst the reeds and the wetlands. As their pilgrimage lengthens and the river’s mysteries deepen, the two acolytes find themselves under threat from a police manhunt, but also come into conflict with the weirder gods that have flourished in these forgotten rural territories. This is a world where divine intervention takes place through prayer-markings scratched into stumping-posts, and offerings are left squirming to die in the flats of the delta. This is a world of ritual, and hidden language, and sacrifice. This is folk horror, and fantasy, and a dark road trip into the depths of unusual faith.

Faulkner is a trans man and Paige is a trans woman.

The Magnus Protocol:

The Magnus Archives 2: The Magnus Protocol is the prequel/sequel/”sidequel” to the internationally renowned Magnus Archives podcast. The Magnus Institute was an organisation dedicated to academic research into the esoteric and the paranormal, based out of Manchester, England. It burned to the ground in 1999. There were no survivors. Now, almost 25 years later, Alice and Sam, a pair of low-level civil service workers at the underfunded Office of Incident Assessment and Response, have stumbled across its legacy. A legacy that will put them in grave danger. If this intrigues you then it is our pleasure to welcome you to the Office of Incident, Assessment and Response. Make sure you pick up your badge at desk and report to your line manager before sitting down. Oh and stay away from I.T., seriously.

Alice is a trans woman.

[sketchmre]

i was going through my files to answer an anon and i never did post this huh. polly be upon ye

[sterlexa-queen-of-the-nymphs]

If you liked I Saw the TV Glow you should try:

-Hello From the Hallowoods

-HRT

And

-Therapy

[chlorbo]

Started listening to Hello from the Hallowoods recently :3

[wizardsnorlax]

You know, they always talk about elder gods thinking about humanity like a bunch of insects to explain the pure indifference of the perspective but what if there was one that did that with the pure enthusiasm of an entomologist, like imagine some ancient god caring for their modern worshippers like a bee keeper or some creature from before the stabilization of time seeing a particularly interesting group of humans and essentially putting them in a jar like fireflies!