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crying there isn’t any food in this house but I can’t go get anything because I’m home alone with my brothers

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GUISE

GUISE

IF YOU HIT “X+C” IT SHUTS OFF EVERY GIF ON YOUR DASH

EVERY SINGLE ONE TURNS TO A LITTLE GREY BOX WITH A LOCK

GUISE

TUMBLR HAS MADE ITSELF SAFE FOR EPILEPTICS

PASS IT ON

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I like to think that Danielle listens to Paramore and Percy listens to Ethel Cain because it fits both of them respectively but also means they have two very different emotions when they think of songs called Hard Times

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haha look at my crackship (I say showing off a ship I unironically enjoy)

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“my teenage child is so selfish” is an interesting thing I only see online moms say about their daughters. I’ve never seen one say it about their son. I think it’s because daughters enter the teenage years and begin developing critical thinking skills and independence and it enrages these parents who were using their kids as their own little therapists and unpaid domestic laborers.

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living with your parents after graduation is weird because on one hand no rent but on the other hand no testosterone

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Today I encountered an especially pathetic Italian greyhound. His owner told me that a gust of wind once blew him into a lake.

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hey btw not all trans people are on hormones and that doesn’t make them less trans. Some trans people can’t access hrt when they want to and even others don’t want to go on them at all for one reason or another. These people’s genders are still valid even if they aren’t actively taking medical action.

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being me is so weird. I don’t know any other trans men offline and the only trans woman I’ve been able to have an actual relationship with was my abusive ex but I can name at LEAST 5 different nonbinary people that I know personally off the top of my head and I probably know more

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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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RIP RIP RIP i can never interact with my neighbor again holy fuck

i was outside w/ my cat just now. and he went behind a shrub for a bit, and me not realizing my neighbor was on the other side of that same shrub, poked my head round and said way louder than necessary, “my SCRUMPTIOUS darling boy, what ever are you doing over there??”

and this 40-something man i very rarely speak to handled it w/ remarkable grace and very tentatively responded “…..watering my.. roses? you?”

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a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

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a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

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the fact that there aren’t multiple trans men in my bed right now is actually homophobic

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I need to relisten to hello from the hallowoods