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#whenever i see ‘no one should be jailed for life’ or ‘no one should be put to death’ followed by ‘except x type of criminal’#…no. u don’t get it. these are people too. everyone deserves the means to learn and be given a second chance#some random christian on pinterest was arguing w me about nba guys kneeling during the national anthem#and she was like ‘most of the black ppl killed by the police were criminals anyway’#and my response was ‘even if they were - which most of them weren’t and aren’t - no one deserves to be put to death. especially not for-#-petty crimes like traffic violations or theft?? where is jesus’s kindness in your beliefs???’ and she deleted her replies lol#like if u think about it for more than 1 minute you realize hmm actually i would want a second chance and to be treated like a human being
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people will design soap dispensers and dish racks and go like it's okay if this is capable of getting rusty, right. that's an acceptable weak point for an item whose sole immutable destiny is to get wet every time it's used, right
#for Fucking real#tho i guess the alternatives are wood and plastic right#wood would rot and plastic is destroying the planet#maybe we are destined to just have to deal with rusty dish racks
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The double flan emojis make the identity theft scam just a little more enticing.
#😭#might as well use the cheese trap emoji#🪤#people in the dc maryland virginia area are immune to this scam#because we call the dmv the mva (motor vehicle administration)#the dmv is where we live & work!
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whoever made this made history's greatest called shot
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hobby includes: scrolling through a tumblr ship tag for an unhealthy amount of hours and mindlessly pressing the reblog button
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by calling it "time theft", the state created a crime that sounds even cooler than simply dicking around while on the clock, something which is already incredibly cool
#on any given office day i work for like 3 hours and do fuck all for 5#it’s the best#state employees are so good at wasting time
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USERNAME LORE GIVE IT TO ME NOW YOU ALL
#asp pharah one of my favorite pharah skins on overwatch#i don’t even fw overwatch anymore but i don’t have any better ideas for a url
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You're obsessed with the rotting bloated corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!
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the colours of nature
#photo#cats#aaahhh i can’t wait till may#all the flowers start to bloom and everything is green again
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