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It's 3:36 am I'm at work sitting at my desk eating a bell pepper like it's an apple

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Fuuuuckkkkk he's porn

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toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

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a few months ago i scribbled this and told my friend to remind me in december to redraw it properly and they did but i opened it again and was like you know what. it doesn’t get better than this so. happy holidays

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cuntiness is such an important character trait

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Here's my demifiend, his name is Karl Khakis

I thought you'd appreciate him

i liked him so i drew him working at target where his khakis could go properly appreciated

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performing the "u-turn of blowjobs" because i do a little bit and run away and also it does bug type damage

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I think we should write more straight relationships with 2010s TV queerbait tactics. Let that man and that woman's lives be horribly intertwined, let them take bullets for the other, let them be each other's meaning but NO KISSING. They are holding each other platonically. You're crazy for reading anything romantic into it at all tbh

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Why is this the funniest DM I've ever gotten ?

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irrational fears are so stupid. "oh god i left the door to the bathroom open what if i open the curtain and sebulba's standing in the doorway to my bedroom staring at me" -real thought i had ten minutes ago

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I was stuck in bumper to bumper traffic today and looked up to see some strangely inspiring dirty truck finger graffiti

Was kind of deeply meaningful to me tbh

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Menswear guy’s ability to own is so powerful he even owns himself.

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Dan Hays Colorado Snow Effect 1-3 2007, oil on canvas

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rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy