27 | he/they. Banner is me and my wife: colorfullnothings
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asexual galahad not understanding what's so hard about keeping a vow of chastity
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Oh damn the Catholics have joined in on the war against AI "art".
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#lucas#that kid is so funny#“i dont condone underage drinking. ive got better stuff to do”#and bro just.. goes home#to do nothing#the whimsy the wonder#the pure exhaustion in that boys soul
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Imagine if penguins had a hivemind so humans couldn't go to Antarctica because they all collectively remember when Amundsen shot a few for food 120 years ago and so they would all swarm them and kill them on site. Wouldn't that be fucked up?
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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#my wife struggles with this#externally we try and come to conclusions together#“why do men stand at construction sites”#“why do tornados happen here”#“why cant i eat the stem”#but for internal things about how her audhd works or why she has to live like this the answer has become simple#“God had to nerf you somehow or you'd be too hot and powerful”#not the answer you want but the one you need
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Ed just wants to be called "papa"
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he would not fucking say that but it’s he would not fucking talk about his queer identity like he was reading out of a college campus lgbt center brochure
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the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous
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Frustrated with the US health care system? Wish you could help the people awaiting surgery and in need of chemo by shoveling fried rice in your face? You 100% can!
Torrance Relay for Life has teamed up with Panda Express to raise funds for breast cancer patients. My Aunt Kim & Aunt Kim (two of them!) are fighting together at different stages and could really use your help. If you're in the US and order online on Thursday, April 10th, you too can enjoy broccoli beef knowing you helped two beautiful lesbians kick cancer in the teeth.
More information can be found here!
#breast cancer#cancer awareness#cancer fundraiser#help#mutual aid#panda#chinese food#fast food#dieting?#use the excuse of your cheat day#saving money?#you were gonna grubhub anyway#dont lie#in crazy amounts of debt?#SO AM I#LETS HAVE CHEAP ASS CHOW MEIN ABOUT IT#its for a#good cause
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