First of all, Asmo with love handles sounds adorable. I want him to keep them.
Second of all, what do you think Barbatos considers to be “too much of a couch potato?”
I think it’d go like this:
Barbatos is sitting on a sofa with perfect posture, hands folded in his lap, thinking about tea. He’s been there for five minutes.
He sighs. “I fear I have become too much of a couch potato.”
Meanwhile, MC is having visions of him slouched on a couch while watching TV and wearing sweatpants. He sneezes delicately before getting up to clean something.
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me, tapping the mic on a stage: ''elizabeth swann not only was and is the confirmed primary protagonist of the pirates of the caribbean trilogy, but also is an incredible example for female characters to be flawed with complex inner conflicts while still having clear desires and goals; she's morally ambiguous yet simultaneously is a beacon of bravery and hope; in subtext representing an audience of admirers of piracy but also standing out as a believable, organic character with her own evolving relationship to what being a pirate means. She got and still gets unfairly bashed for doing nearly the same things the rest of the male cast does and is constantly demeaned and insulted in the most misogynistic and myopic, bad faith lenses. You may not like her personally, but it's important to consider that her role is factually very important and meaningful to the franchise and to many many fans who felt inspired by her, the truest of pirate kings.''
people start booing me off the stage, I start to step down. Three voices stand out in the crowd while clapping instead, silencing the ruckus made by wide-eyed self-proclaimed 'mega-fans' of the franchise.
everyone turns to see to whom the voices belong to...
gore verbinski, the director, terry rossio and ted elliot, the scriptwriters of the Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy say: ''they're right, you know.''
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yesterday it was boyfriend go home day and let's just say...... oof ouchies pain pain suffering sadness crying throwing up
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my oc melody park from blood moon by @barbwritesstuff (out now! go read it!!!)
sweet but stoic werewolf lady with a weakness for spaghetti and cute talkative blonds who tell her fun facts about octopus genitalia and bioluminescent plankton.
#savethequolls
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Hey, Jil!! Just wanted to pop in because I've been watching videos with obscure Pokémon facts, and there was one with Steven that made me go, "Oh! It's neat that Jil's husband is so thoughtful!" And I had to run and tell you asdfghjkl
I believe it's in Emerald, but I know it's definitely in Gen III. Apparently, if you don't visit Steven and get Dive during the story (which could happen if you traded over a Pokémon who knew the HM, therefore bypassing seeing Steven to get it), the game has a little fail-safe where when you go at the end of the game to collect the Beldum he leaves for the player, he'll also leave the HM Dive, which you would have gotten during the story normally! And I just thought it was cute that such a tiny detail exists ... Steven is truly a sweetheart. /p
~ swallowed--by-the--sea ⚓️
IDID NOT KNOW THAT WHAT I DIDNTNFDJDF DJDHDBFBFBDBRHRH WHAT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 I MEAN I DEFINITELY WOULD NOT HAVE KNOWN THIS BECAUSE OF COURSE I WOULD VISIT STEVEN IN HIS HOUSE ESPECIALLY IF IT WAS PROMPTED BY HIM 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹!!!!!!
HESUCH A SWEETHEART..... he already was a sweetheart for giving such an important item as thanks for helping BUT GIVING THE HM AS A PARTING GIFT WITH THE BELDUM IF I HYPOTHETICALLY MISSED HIM???? I DON'T DESERVE HIM I REALLY DONT DESERVE HIM 😭😭😭AHUHUHHYJGJY
um. not to slightly derail from the topic but i do have a screenshot just moments after he did give me the HM because im so silly about him heheeh 💚💚 lookie lookie 🥹
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I don't know what your stance on Generations is (heaven knows I only started playing it after they announced the yaoi addition recently I don't know shit in general) but you're the most Sonic informed person on my dash I need to share how my feelings have been since I tried the final boss
djfsdkfhkjdshfkfk that sure is a way of phrasing it 💀
Your opinion is shared by the entire fandom, rest assured :P oh you missed the era when it got memed to death, people were mad. Just say the words "homing shot" to trigger instant rage!
But yeah, no, Time Eater is often considered the #1 worst final boss in the series. I don't know if The End has usurped it since then, but it's in the top 3 at the very least. The game conveys terribly what you're supposed to do, and it's just clunky to play even when you do. It's a shame because the rest of the game is very fun! A short but neat experience.
The ending is also pretty cute ngl, so if you can't stomach the final boss at least watch the final cutscene.
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