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do you think if emmrich reached out through the fade and asked spirits to help him heal vervain’s sliced-up thighs after ill-advised semi-public sex they would just say no fucking way dude and make him figure this one out himself

listen the reason i got deep into mourn watch healing practices and thus whether or not they employ spirit healing was because of the knifeplay fic. pov you cut a man with a knife sexually and you both enjoy it but then you have to heal him afterwards and you’re a healer that’s fine but you kind of do blood magic healing and he’s tevinter. wyd. also you were supposed to meet back up with your friend 20 minutes ago and she can only ask vorgoth so many questions before she starts to wonder where you are

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Being naturally blonde is fundamentally evil but dying your hair blonde is okay bc it's like post-blonde postmodern irony

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headache sooooo bad again it’s been killing me the past few days 😭 i’ve had a headache for like 6 years nonstop atp but sometimes it gets even worse for a week or two can i help you. what did i do. can you stop

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sorry for finding it hot when people's hair goes grey. as if im wrong

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Honestly religions can be one of my absolute favorite aspects of fantasy world building, but besides andrastianism I fear da doesn't get it right at all

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DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

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this is the only time google's stupid ai has ever made my life better in any capacity

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Throwback to the funniest message I've received in my life

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listen the reason i got deep into mourn watch healing practices and thus whether or not they employ spirit healing was because of the knifeplay fic. pov you cut a man with a knife sexually and you both enjoy it but then you have to heal him afterwards and you’re a healer that’s fine but you kind of do blood magic healing and he’s tevinter. wyd. also you were supposed to meet back up with your friend 20 minutes ago and she can only ask vorgoth so many questions before she starts to wonder where you are

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two women. and they kiss. think about it

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doing actual worldbuilding for a story that is 100% porn is the best thing. yes i know you're here to flick your shit. analyze my weapon design boy

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Inferiority ‘complex’? Yeah, you’re right. I’m probably not smart enough to understand it

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ummmm, I don’t twink so 🤓☝️

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if thedas doesn't have magic hair bleach the options anders has to bleach his hair are pretty bleak. looking at how medieval ppl did it irl either he's using acids strong enough to be the cause of his receding hairline or he's using actual urine. all of which track for him unfortunately :/

you’ve sent me this ask when i’m a little drunk and thgis is going to make me start crying

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i loooove throwing rocks in my glass house #MyGlassHouse

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i've only gone here for like a month but i've developed a personal favorite pointless anders headcanon which is that he's a fake blonde and this is why varric insists on calling him blondie