#i need to leave this man alone

[strawberrystepmom]

nsfw - mdni. this isn't graphic it's foreplay but i'm suffering leave me alone. fukuzawa x f!reader. implied age gap, size kink if you squint, reader is wearing a dress, he is referred to as reader's boyfriend. divider by cafekitsune!

"Sweetheart?"

The term of endearment draws your attention away from your sketchbook and where it rests in front of you. You lay on your front in your boyfriend's bed, swinging your legs behind you, and grin at the sound of Yukichi's voice coming from down the hallway.

"In here," you shout back to confirm your location. He wasn't expecting you'd be here at all, assuming you'd skulk back to your apartment instead of his home, but relief washes over him hearing your call.

You are just what he needs after the day he has had. There is never a dull moment at the Armed Detective Agency.

"Welcome home."

You turn to look over your shoulder and see him entering the room, haori draped over his arm. Raising his eyebrows when he takes a look at your position, a bright grin spreads across your face.

"I probably should have called you and told you I'd be here but I forgot." Eyes following his movements, you watch him hang up his garments and make his way to the bed where you lay, the mattress dipping slightly beneath his weight when he slides his knees onto it. "After my appointment I came straight here."

Wordlessly, he glances downward at your body and slides his hands over the curve of your ass, the relieved sigh he breathes making you giggle.

"Did you miss me?"

The man you are so enchanted by leans down to kiss your cheek, hands sliding from your ass to your hips and finally, your waist. He feels so imposing when he positions himself like this over you and heat warms your face, traveling from your cheeks to your heart and to places even lower than that.

"Always until we meet again. How was your day?"

Sighing, you lean forward on your elbows and hunch your shoulders, clasping your hands in front of you. Overall, the day was fine but you have to play up the drama for his sake more than your own. It's one of the things he loves the most about you, that penchant for making even the mundane a tale.

"It was really fine. I went to pick up some groceries, dropped those books I forgot to return off with an apology note. I even remembered to stop and get lunch today." You smile softly, enjoying the feel of his body above yours even if desire makes you wish he'd run those hands over your body again, mapping out territory that belongs to him like a lord in days long passed with his fief. "My appointment went okay, I'll have my blood work back in a few days."

Without any warning, his hands slide up your waist and one of his fingers presses one of the buttons on the back of your dress, unfastening it. Turning your head and glancing over your shoulder, Yukichi pauses for a moment and half smiles, sliding his knees onto either side of your hips.

"Keep going. You were telling me about your appointment."

With a nibble of your lower lip you nod and press your chest into the bedding beneath you, flattening the curve of your spine. He finds the next button keeping the soft skin of your back hidden from his sight and pops it out of the hole keeping it in place, the gap in your dress now wide enough that he can see your shoulder blades.

"The appointment was easy, just in and ou..."

Whatever words that existed on your tongue die when he curls his index finger and brushes the back of the digit over your flesh, goosebumps erupting after the feather light touch. You shiver in response and Fukuzawa chuckles, leaning over your body and letting his slightly overgrown hair brush against you.

"It was in and out?" He asks from right above your ear, lower lip brushing the upper shell of it. "That's great. I was worried they'd keep you waiting."

Those offensively elegant and nimble fingers still make easy work of the buttons on the back of your dress and a whine escapes you and as quiet as you try to make it, he catches it with ease and smirks. You feel the curve of his lips against your ear, the sensation causing you to arch your back enough that your chest is off of the mattress completely.

"We both know how impatient you become when made to wait, don't we?"

[ilium-ilia]

tw: somno, non/dub-con

Johnny doesn't like house parties.

You'd think he would, with his loud mouth and antics, he'd fit right in. But his ears begin to buzz when the voices grow too loud, and the migraines he gets ever since he took that bullet to the head are often debilitating even on the best of days. Wandering through the halls of this unfamiliar home, well away from everyone else, offers some reprieve, but anxiety and unrecognized anger still tingles in the back of his mind like a virus waiting to break through even his best firewalls.

He decides not to look a gift horse in the mouth when he happens across a quiet bedroom tucked somewhere on the top floor of the home. The aroma wafting through the room tightens the muscles in his brain. Is that bergamot orange and chamomile? It smells like the oils his therapist recommended he try to help aid his sleeping problems; to fight off the nightmares that lurk deep in his psyche.

It isn't until he notices your form buried in the plush blankets on your bed that he realizes you're trying the same trick. Passed out on your stomach with your pillow tucked close to your chest, you look like an angel in the dim light of your desk lamp.

The universe has dropped a largesse in the palm of his hand, and he knows better than to be prodigal.

So don't be surprised when you wake up to someone straddling your hips with fat hands palming at your arse, and please try not to whine too much when your knickers get torn, Johnny's head hurts something fierce, and he's hoping you can help with that.

[comradekarin]

[morimagdalene]

HE LOOKS LIKE HE WORKS WITH HIS HANDS AND SMELLS LIKE MARLBORO REDS IT MAKES ME SO UHH AND I CANT GET ENOUGH OF IT

[roachcicle]

AHHGGGHHHHH brothers:)

[ovaryacted]

I’m literally praying for the day that Pedro Pascal gets online and starts cursing all of you parasocial fucking freaks out. With the way y’all are acting, it’s genuinely astounding that his stylist of all people gets death threats from his outfits on a momentary appearance for a movie that’s coming out next year. I mean, this is literally his year, this man has so many projects coming out literally nonstop so he’ll be doing press all throughout the summer. If a pair of fucking shark boots sends y’all in a goddamn tizzy, I can’t imagine how y’all would get if he did anything else y’all disagreed with. From harassing the people he’s close with and works with, to dissecting his sexuality, to now taking apart his appearance and blaming his stylist for clothing choices he agreed to…I won’t be surprised if he actually just disappears from the spotlight after this or says he fucking hates all of you people. The lot of you are weird and absolutely fucking deranged, please go do something with your miserable, pathetic lives instead of tying your existence to a 50 year old grown ass man you’ll never meet or see in real life, and chances are he probably wouldn’t want to see you either. Geez.

[xxcrumbxx]

Hello hello soo um im still workin on it ,ive been kinda burnt out from it an ik thers no real preshure and im wayyy past valintinse day but heres a wip of those silly lil valintines cards

Also today is my birth day im 22 now so .. Thats a thing. Anyway im planing on making like 3 alternet vershions of eclips 1 with the cannon tipical 2 arm pre decomishion desighn 1 with the 4 armed fannon /cannon design and 1 with the 4 armed ballone world desighn. Probly ganna take a bit but what ever it will be valintine in fuckin may who cares lol

[smolbeanmerlin]

*PRESSES LOUD RED BUZZER* WRONG

The Captain is NOT an example of the 'bury the gays' trope, and it is utterly stupid to think that he is. The article states that the Captain "plays into the stereotype that gay characters live sad, unfulfilling lives" which, if you've watched BBC Ghosts, isn't entirely true. The author also seems to criticise the show for not having the Captain come out of the closet to explore his sexuality. I'll forever love the writers for not deciding to go down that trope, because just like 'bury your gays' it is predictable and so overused in queer media. We know the Captain is gay, the character himself has known that for at least 80 years and the audience doesn't need a confession nor an explicit internal conflict for us to know this. Additionally I am so glad they didn't make the Captain's character arc about his sexuality, because it would be a lazy and overdone story that completely overlooks the Captain as a whole. The BBC version of Ghosts treats the Captain as a somewhat overbearing, orderly and reserved man (which we see change as the series develops), NOT as the gay character who didn't get a chance to tell the man he loved about his feelings for him (which of course is an important aspect of the Captain but it doesn't define who he is or what he does). There is no mistake that the writers made with the character of the Captain.

[byhuenii]

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU a generational talent who’s ego was through the roof. He knew he was good and he knew his worth, he knew he wasn’t meant for the midfield battles. He was meant to be in the front, the best of the best.

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU who in his rookie year was signed a 3 year contract with SCUDERIA FERRARI. Taking up the number 95. Not because it was his favorite but rather because of lightning McQueen. Yes. Mister KACHOW himself.

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU was quickly given the nickname ‘honored one’ by the media and fans. Earned from his speed his charisma and his on track strategies, he had everything that qualified him to be generational and the so called honored one

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU who’s ego was high but never belittled those under him, he only encouraged he wanted competition. His battles with Geto Suguru was one for the books, a friendly rivalry

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU despite multiple rumors of him being a playboy and never settling he just never found the one until he met you at the local farmers market in his hometown, very much on ‘accident’ (as if he hasn’t been stalking you ever since shoko brought you to the paddock at the Australia Grand Prix)

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU was mutual with the idea of keeping you two’s relationship on a low, he knew how insane people were online and didn’t want you dealing with the hate—and plus he got to keep you to himself for longer. You still came to many of the races under the disguise of being both Suguru Shoko and Satoru’s friends.

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU got beyond frustrated with the team when they kept switching up the strategies ruining his race pace—in fear he has lost his championship to Suguru twice. He’s won the team constructors championship but at the cost of his own.

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU who is forever grateful for you being there to comfort him when he was at the lowest point ever since he lost twice. You being there encouraging him was all he needed

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU who resigned with Ferrari for another 3 years so he could secure that championship. Even if the car was shit he was going to win that cup and beat Suguru.

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU (with your permission) finally went public with you after 1 year of dating. He had won the ITALY (imola) Grand Prix ; the first thing he does after he gets out the car is celebrate with his team but he made sure to give you the wettest kiss on the lips with a cheeky grin

FORMULA1 DRIVER! GOJO SATORU who calls you his goodluck charm and before every race he has at least 15 minutes of privacy with just you and him wrapped in each others warmth as you whispered sweet inspirational words and the words ‘I love you’ to him.

♡ ‧₊˚ ⋅ ౨ৎ ‧₊ .ᐟ Gossip girl here.

I was thinking of making this into a series. . .I put my two loves together and KABLAM!!!! It’s like 4 am but I’ll sleep on it and think about it later (for sure I will). You know you love me. . .

XOXO gossip girl 💋ིྀ

[wishchip106]

LET HIM GET UP LET HIM GET UP

[orcinus-the-orca]

Been on my mind and I just wanna, kinda, vent about it.

I don't have a problem with Toichi Kuroba being alive. Honestly? The fact that his killers knew KID was Toichi tells me that there had to be some dealings both in costume and out. Toichi 100% strikes me as the kind of guy to attend his own murder plot, learn how it will be done, and then use it to his advantage. Makes sense; seems in-character.

What worries me about Toichi's not-death is I don't trust Gosho to write the proper reveal (if it happens at all). Because Kaito Kuroba has gone most of his life believing his father is dead. Normally, in a case like this, a character in Kaito's position might be portrayed as "Everyone says my dad is dead, but I know he's not!" But that isn't the case with Kaito. We see him mourn his father's absence, we see his outrage when he learns the truth (both when finding out about KID and the Pandora). When Kaito finds out the truth, it cannot be a simple "Hah, I figured it out awhile ago" or "I missed you so much." Kaito has been shown to angry, his life has been absolutely ruined by his father's "death," and if he ever finds that wasn't the case he will be livid.

And that's what I mean when I say "I don't trust Gosho." Because as much as I do like his character writing, and the fact he does let his characters get angry, they never get angry when there's good reason. They get frustrated, but they move on. That or they have a certain personality that allows them to forgive easily. The same cannot be said for Kaito. If Toichi is ever revealed, it is within Kaito's character to be angry. To yell and bear that grudge. It bears reminding that the current KID exists for the purpose of vengeance. Kaito took the mantle because he wanted answers, yes, but that was fueled by his own grief at not only losing his father but being lied to (having no prior info on KID before he literally stumbles into the life).

So yeah, all this to say, I do not mind the Toichi is alive aspect. I don't think it breaks the story at all because Kaito believes he is dead (and that's what is important). What I do mind is whether Gosho will treat it with the gravity it deserves. Because unlike Shinichi, who is pretty aware of his parents' shenanigans and therefore is capable of picking up their tricks, Kaito was not privy to such an upbringing. The most he knows, or at least as we're shown, is that his father was a magician. And unless we get that betrayal, unless we see Kaito realize how worthless this has all been, how worthless his grieving was, I worry.

[queertealover]

He's just so adorable and funny, I mean, look at him. He's completely harmless.

[weepingalaxy]

played l4d2 with my friends. i think nick could be fixed if he was a butch woman

[rhaesaria]

I hate celebrity interviews where they’re forced to talk about memes or shipping or thirst posts. There needs to be a steel wall with barbed wire and armed guards to separate fandom and actors/writers.

[skunkes]

its over (positive)

[ganondoodle]

should surprise absolutely no one that i much much much prefer radahn when hes older (and not mindless! or mindcontrolled!)

(doesnt look amused about what malenia just did in that ol trailer- and possibly even moreso about what she said)

that (and base game) version of him is the only one to meeeeeeeee