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Poor Curly my beloved 🥹🥩

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please please please iliad adaptation makers let the men cry i need that let odysseus cry because he misses his wife, let achilles cry uncontrollably when patroclus died, let menelaus cry when helen went to troy with paris, let hector cry when he sees andromache and astyanax before he fights achilles I BEG YOU LET!! THOSE!! MEN!! BE!!! SAD!!!!!

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Stop, what is with this looney-tunes shit? What do you mean Apollo just materializes to unbuckle all of Patroclus’s armor mid-battle??

I know the Greek gods can be petty and cruel but this is just straight up disrespectful

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Real ones have this as their banner 💪💯🔥

Now go forth Diomedes Nation. And join the server.

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pisistratus outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* "your dad was dating my older brother to cope with the loss of his boyfriend, isnt that weird"

neoptolemus, so drunk he cant stand straight: "can yuo put that out on me"

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I imagined that Jack didn't leave John for a couple more days when he returned from the mountains half-dead

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Quick doodles of Laertes for @venomspecs

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really dont get all the shipping discourse in the iliad fandom. like a huge part of the iliad is that there's not enough love. and the point of fan spaces is to explore the parts of canon left unexplored. why limit your imagination to the bounds of one ship? in conclusion, they should all be having threesomes, thank you for coming to my ted talk

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mixed up

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”Odysseus x Diomedes” “Nooo Odysseus x Penelope is canon” “no make them poly!”

NO odysseus x his stupid fuckass hat

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Iphis, Briseis, and Diomeda (Lesbian³)

Made for oomf anya <3 hi user lesbodysseus

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so overall I don’t really think about ancient statues when I picture the characters in my head (I have mild facial blindness, so color helps me a lot) however☝️ this menelaus is in fact canon

like that’s literally him

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I'm back to my nonsense ( ´_ゝ`)

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first post here!!

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Menelaus sailing for Troy

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No matter the translation, I am always amused at the absolute worst trash talk in the Iliad, delivered by Aeneas, which goes something like, "Meriones, if my spear had hit you, then you would have been hit by a spear!!!!!"