#i need him SICKENING

[ethanstinkthan]

Guys I know I just posted but I wanted to draw benrey ugly again because honestly he’s better like this 💔

[rowanisawriter]

craziest thing about hades game is the keepsakes. the hardest scariest most dangerous gods and monsters in the underworld giving zagreus little trinkets that their love and respect for him imbues with power. don’t get me started on the companion stuffies. a fury with a whip permanently glued to her hand giving zag a tiny stuffed bat. death itself giving zag a toy mouse they both know he’s held onto since childhood. im gonna faint

[astronomodome]

looks into the camera like im on the office

[tenfully]

i can take him, and i don’t mean in a fight

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

disgustingly embarrassingly nauseatingly in love

[leonsies]

Capcom really just modeled the cutest guy in human history and for what. Why does he look like that

[platoapproved]

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[ssahotchnerr]

<3

[zer0point5ive]

do you ever just. falls to knees sobbing

[kindaorangey]

sorry to say but the maker-fledgling/parent-child relationship dynamics make DM so much juicier. and i don't mean that in a kinky way in the slightest i mean it's insane to be adamant about never having a child for 500 years, break that vow on a whim and then be a deadbeat dad for a bit. and also on the more lighthearted and sappy side of things it's really interesting for a dying man in his 70s to be given another shot at life, with eternity ahead of him and the power of an ancient in his veins to inherit over the course of that eternity. idk idk! it's just neat.

[ladynoirzeddison123]

Just had a season 6 watch party with my friends…2 of which had never seen the show before (and one among them insisting it was not her thing and she just wanted to hang out and eat food).

….guess who ended up being the most invested by the end 😂😂😂😂

[frogaroundandfindout]

Wally pretends to leave without saying goodbye to dick but quickly doubles back around. When Wally asks if dick really thought he’d do that dick says he was trying to rationalize it. Either he didn’t warrant a farewell because they’d see eachother soon enough or dick messed up and Wally hated him. Dick takes off his mask and Wally says he’s leaving so that dick doesn’t feel so obligated to stay. Titans #20

[pricegouge]

I don’t mean to objectify but your bear shifter price makes me want to bite his tits. I just wanna…chomp. Does bunny ever just gnaw on price and he’s like??? The roles are usually reverse here.

Ehuehuehue😈

Fatted Rabbit drabble. Smut Lite under the cut, MDNI

He's just so solid. But also soft? You don't know how to describe it. The solid muscle of him is undeniable, unyielding; but the soft pillow of fat that clings to him gives under your finders when you squeeze his bicep to grab his attention, or when you pat his belly because he stretched just right and showed off the thatch of hair under his navel which you can never not touch.

(Accidentally, of course. He knows how much it distracts you, and he would never do that on purpose.)

John's handsome in the traditional sense, of course, and his tall, solid frame was enough to turn all sorts of heads. But the coziness of his very flesh was something else entirely. Hard to quantify. Made you want to sink into him, and get frustrated when you couldn't. 

Honestly, this grown man just gave you cute aggression, is the thick of it.

It starts with his shoulder. He's sitting at the table one day doing a crossword and you get a notion to steal the valor on one of the hard words so you kiss his shoulder. Linger there, eyeing the puzzle. Well, that was the plan, at least. Instead you spot a cluster of freckles which bunch and jump with the movements of his trap underneath as he pencils in a word and you just -.

"Ow."

"Sorry," you mutter around your mouthful of flesh, clearly not sorry at all. John just laughs and snags your hand, nips you lightly on the wrist in retaliation.

***

You move down to his forearm after that. He's standing behind you in the shower one morning, arms wrapped snug around your shoulders to keep you pressed against his front. You're just enjoying the feel of each other for a moment, enjoying the intimacy. The hair of his forearms is matted down, soaked through. You've no clue where the instinct comes from, considering the texture of his thick pelt surely won't feel good on your tongue - right?

He doesn't react at first except to angle his head in such a way to observe you better. You watch him right back as you sink your teeth incrementally deeper. 

"Leaving your mark, honey?"

"Mm." There's an embarrassingly wet smack of your lips when you pull away, drool left behind too thick to properly blend with the runoff. "Right on your arm where everyone can see? Tempting."

John grins, his delight in your possessiveness evident by the swells against your ass. "Just remember, bunny, if you get to mark me, I get to mark you. And my teeth are much bigger."

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You discover his muscle jump delightly when you bite his thighs, his belly. The taut cord of his tricep when you make him hold the headboard. "I'll have to get the rabbit a chew toy," he hisses, and the way you smile at him feels maybe a little bit cruel.

"Already have one." He laughs through his nose when you kiss him, mustache hairs tickling your nose. "You don't mind it?" You ask after, just to be sure.

Of course John, who takes great pride in the fact he's never denied you anything, just smiles indulgently up at you. "Go on then, rabbit. Teethe away." Laid out like this with his hands above his head, pulling his chest wide for your ministrations, your next destination is obvious. 

It's not even sexy. You don't lead into it, teasing him with little nips along the collar of his throat the way he would if the roles were reversed. You're too excited, honestly. Sinking your teeth into the soft padding of his pec almost reverently, you note how good he smells here, his hair thick and homey. You can't help but gnaw on him a little, leave a patch of fur shiny and spit soaked by the time you pull away.

John's still looking at you fondly when you sit up, takes it in stride when you squish his pecs together like a pornstar getting ready for the cumshot.

"Anyone ever tell you you got nice tits?" 

His responding belly laugh nearly knocks you off him.

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Feel free to send in prompts/requests for these two. I'll probably never get tired of writing for them :)

[infizero]

im ending it all

[mail-me-a-snail]

Been following for a minute but only recently started playing cyberpunk and....i get it now i want to put johnny in my mouth and shake him like a ragdoll i see why you go silly stupid for him

idk what youre talking about im so incredibly normal about him . cant you tell

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Thinking of Professor geto aka the sexiest most scrumptious man on the entire campus.. 😫😫😫

He would be an ethics/philosophy/psychology professor and everyone would want to attend his courses (me included!!)

His put together outfit consisting of button downs, crewnecks, and suits with his bulging muscles and stunning face!!! Lord save me

God I would stare at him all class instead of focusing lol (who wouldn’t)

The amount of fangirls and students thirsting over him would be diabolical but he’s our man so back off homewreckers 😡😡😡

HES A NECESSITY!!!!

anon . you …. would say this to me………. knowing how fragile my psyche is…………………..

GODDDDD. professor!sugu…… professor!sugu……… he’s so 😵‍💫😵‍💫 i need him desperately.

i for sure agree that philosophy and psychology are great picks for him but personally i’m a lit major sugu truther so :3c i like the idea of him being a literature professor….. handsome and intellectual and artistic………. would also like to add turtlenecks to his choice of clothing bc he would look so insanely good in them……… maybe a pair of glasses too. just cause.

and you’re so right anon 😭 he’s not getting a second of peace in that profession…… he’s either getting approached by students or faculty or answering your phone calls…. grading papers and planning lectures……. he loves what he does but wowww his schedule would be packed. everyone loves him. everyone wants him. him and his expensive lattes and novels and gorgeous face……..