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theythemmer · 1 month ago

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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep #no braincell rn #goodbye it is wine time #hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you #just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc #god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW #art2 and craft2 #dnp #phanart #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #dan howell #phil lester #phinktober #punk edits irl come back to me please #i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin #idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO #actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc #OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME #good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that #now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life

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sammygender · 5 months ago

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i’ve never been as angry on behalf of a character as i am for sam winchester

#currently thinking about season four and five. absolutely fuckibg mental #the world literally reshapes itself around him to prove him wrong #its all framed as God. Sam was so stupid and selfish and reckless for drinking demon blood. He just liked the power of it and he chose a #DEMON over DEAN.#but. that’s not the story they tell in s4.#like even aside from every single other complexity. Sam is literally right. he has ZERO WAY of knowing that killing lilith is the final seal #AND DEAN DOESNT KNOW TJAT EITHER. like sam is literally right he can kill lilith and he does kill lilith. dean wants lilith dead just as #much. sam’s cardinal sin is disobeying dean and then the world flips around on him and plot twist sam and dean were both wrong all along and #killing lilith is what will bring back lucifer :)#but. it’s not framed like that either. it’s framed like SAM BROUGHT BACK LUCIFER BY KILLING LILITH WHILE HIGH ON DEMON BLOOD #dean you wanted to kill lilith too?????????#but. doesn’t matter dean despite being mostly motivated by jealous anger is retroactively proven to be Right #and sam is retroactively proven to be Wrong. he is bad #i just. jesus. sam’s not evil ever. he’s hardly even that fucking morally grey #and he still thinks there’s something wrong with him that he’s a freak that he’s inherently evil and needs to be purified #why?? cause of something fucked up that happened to him when he was a baby #and because he’s disobeyed his father and his brother and been angry at awful things that have happened to him #makes me feel fucking insane actually #no wonder narrative frames sam as evil no wonder he’s inherently marked as Bad by the forces in supernatural like even on a meta level #in supernatural gods just another shitty father. embodiment of the familial patriarch. and from sam’s very first moment on the show he’s in #opposition to that he’s ran away from john and he argues with dean. therefore he is evil #i don’t think my words r really making sense right now but. fucking hell #and sam is so swamped in guilt all of season five and he just fucking accepts that everything bad is his fault #and he gets tortured in the cage to save the fucking world and it’s STILL not enough. not to appease his own guilt and not to appease deans #anger at him. dean is still throwing his perceived violations back at him in like season nine!!#and whenever he tries to get out it’s treated as yet another Sin. narrative acts like sam thinking dean was dead and having a life outside #of hunting is The Worst Thing He Ever Did #worst sin sam ever commits in the eyes of the show is disobedience. Absolutely awful actually #spn #sam winchester

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toytulini · 9 months ago

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Everyone stop youre drinking the battery acid spaghetti all wrong. the correct receptacle is a

Chalice

#undescribed #toy pic post #gifs #battery acid spaghetti #sue me for not using a real energy drink but they all taste bad anyway so fuck off lol #anyway this is mostly a joke but also i do think the wider cup did improve the vibe #im on my potion shit now #but this is all im having for tonight. i need to go to bed and i would like to avoid Scary Drug Interactions with my nighttime eepy meds #the chalice is from #one eleven pottery #baja blast #anyway. Do Do This👍#go wild. drink it from a chalice this is the way #this is my vision #clown beverage

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the-meme-monarch · 3 months ago

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so i should probably state I'm taking a little hiatus from commissions until my wisdom tooth extraction sites are well enough healed, so that I don't have to worry abt them all day ! i did do one since the surgery and I'm happy with it and i think the commissioner is too, but i felt i was taking too long and wasn't focused enough on it <:] i just wanted to say this bc I have a couple people waiting already and i dont want to like. idk I feel like im letting people down if I were to Wait for someone to contact me for a commission and Then saying 'hey I can't rn bc my mouth is healing and it's kinda distracting' if that makes sense. but hopefully in another week I'll be all good 👍

#ok maybe now i will finally shut the fuck up about my teeth HDHDJDJ #idk i think part of why ive been talking abt it so much is bc all the stuff ive been reading on it is very clinical? unpersonable #like ig idk how to deal with it As A Person. but as a Thing that must do things i undersand. i takea thr medacine. i eata the soft foods #i didnt realize until recently from someones firsthand accound that i could be gargling salt water or drinking black tea to deal w inflamma #inflammation and blood clotting. yknow #i migt makethis my pinned post? i don tknow yet #ANYWAY i hesitated tomake a post like yhis to begin w bc i dont usually get commissions Often enough to think i would need to take a break #words from the monarch

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notbecauseofvictories · 7 months ago

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man, nothing like the little thrill you get at work, when you bring up a topic no one has considered and everyone looks at you like....how did you know that???

#I don't specialize in X but I do know enough about it to issue-spot #and telling a couple colleagues that they need to think about how X is going to affect their rollout plan was #mm. just too good.#anyway now I'm going to fuck off and drink beer in the knowledge that this weekend........I PLANT MY GARDEN!!!#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you

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fourswords · 4 months ago

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really i think my favorite genre of ideas for anything related to fsa is just "whatever gives link's dad the biggest headache"

#the manga makes it so clear that he loves his son so so much #but is also at the point of begging zelda for help because she is literally the only one link listens to. and it's so fucking funny #i like to think about them post-manga sometimes because of the whole situation where blue had to shoot him with his sword #because he literally starts crying & drops to his knees after he does it because he's so tremendously guilty #but his dad didn't even care. went chasing after them all to warn them of the trap afterwards #that's still his son. all four of them.#so i think afterwards link WOULD make an effort to be 'better' (though as the manga states he still goes after criminals by himself because #he's just like that)#but now you've also got shadow thrown into the mix because he's still alive and once he gets his body back. hoo boy.#the shenanigans. the situations. the sillies even.#link's dad is going to need so many drinks. and it will be SO fucking funny #fsa #txt

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the-holy-ghosted · 1 year ago

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unbearable is the distance between me and all my friends. separated by so much space. miles. countries. oceans. hours upon hours upon hours away from these people that have become special pieces of my heart and soul. bring back pangea and build more trains i cant deal with all this

#the heron speaketh #im so sad. im gonna have a drink about this <- fucking terrible idea #but truly though i have never in my life had so many people who mean the world to me. than now. and i cant even see them #the screen is not the same i need to be holding these people in my arms and kissing their faces and wandering around antique stores #and aquariums and picking up rocks on beaches and watching movies on the same couch eating the same popcorn under the same #blanket under the same roof im going to stART FUCKING CRYING. FOR REAL . IM GONNA CHEW ON MY DESK I HATE IT HERE

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todayisafridaynight · 6 months ago

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sometimes i get nishiki i really do

#snap chats #like from an outsider perspective it is utterly hilarious watching everything go wrong for him #BUT GIRL NOT ME STOP HAVING THIGNS GO WRONG FOR MEEEEEE WHAT IS ALL THIS #this month its actually one thing after another if i start wearing white everyone needs to be concerned #you guys remember my bullshit roommates yeah well TLDR im getting fined for their messes im going to SCREAM #I HATE IT HEERRRREEE I KNOW IM EVIL BUT CMON #literally had such a silly night last night and now everything sucks again is this life is this what life is #its not its not what life is im just hearing my mom bitching in the other room and im letting her vibes ruin mine #everything going to be ok this is just a hiccup .... a small pinprick in the tapestry of life ....#i am incredibly annoyed though cause this is one of those situations where youve done nothing wrong but youre being shot for it #its just unfair but whatever we ball ..... im putting the hair gel away guys im not slicking my hair back just yet ....#i got a new friend last night so maybe ill just hang with them later and ill remember life is beautiful ..#heh ... jk ... i can remind myself life is beautiful right now ... im gonna go eat some tiramisu ...#jesus christ i really do love italian food what the fuck. pasta / calamari / tiramisu #i dont think calamari is italian but i got it from an italian place w/e we get the picture #its not my fault that italy has good food ... i would just never go there .....#ok bye ima go eat and drink water now. water will remind me how beautiful life is ...

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jumbledthemes · 4 months ago

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Told my boss I was taking the day off for a once-in-a-lifetime family reuinion but jokes on her that got canceled the week after it was proposed bc my dad's cousin wanted a thousand bucks per family to rent a firehouse rec room and get food (I run events, my own big event for 130 people topped out at 750 for venue, tables & chairs, and food) so instead I'm keeping the day off and going fishing. Wish me luck in the pond.

#I'm also Not going fishing with my dad bc he is not a nice man #I Am going fishing with my mom though bc she will buy me breakfast and lunch #We're gonna stop at the farmer's market #And then a local mexican place on the way home #Fuck I've gotta ask my brother for a camping chair #We only have One #And I caught all my fish last time sitting #But it would be Unfair to hog it #Knock knock man who gets up for work at 2am leave a chair outside for me #Chair confirmed :)#Now all I'll need to do is refill my fountain in the morning and put some drinks on ice....#I'm very excited about it!

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feline-evil · 7 months ago

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Dick or no dick confirmation Pickles was always going to be trans to me anyways; if he's swingin' somethin that's phallo babes, if he's not then his t-dick fat. What's not to get.

#metalocalypse #jay talkin #I'm sorry they wrote that awful gross little man far too likeable and relatable to on a trans level #for me not to hoot and holler and cheer for the trans pickles agenda #changes nothing about his character arc or any of the show anyone is capable of being the kind of person he is #don't make the mistake of thinking thats exclusive to cis men #his transness wouldnt change that #only adds on an extra layer to him that i think works fantastically.#Listen that dude was rejected by his family driven to drink and drugs young to escape that ran away to be in a band #is called fucking Pickles of all things and refuses to tell anyone his real last name;#over the span of four seasons and two movies he slowly starts to learn to be for others what he never had #he becomes more caring more supportive #it's not a stretch to say he undoes some of the toxic masculinity he's been keeping himself shielded behind #and learns how to be a kinder man.#all of which have no contradictions with him being trans!#In fact it doesn't take much extra thought to find ways a lot of this can line up with some trans masculine experiences #i mean. Did no one else have a younger phase where they swung as far as they could into crass rude and uncaring ways #to try and assert their masculinity only to grow and realise that you can be a man and be more caring.#Did no one else have father issues. 1 800 come on now i know those are both shared experiences a lot of us have had LOL.#at the end of the day this show aired nearly 20 years ago and is finished. we're not getting more of it #so nothing is altered nor changed if pickles is canonically trans or not ok. its fine #i mean hell i dont even need canon confirmation hes trans to me and thats all i care abt #but i think if yr getting suuuuuper weird abt needing him not to be canonically trans you have some issues #and bio essentialist ideals of gender if you think only a cis man can act like he does #again. anyone can be like that. its not exclusive. him being trans would not change him in any way shape or form lol #AND ALSO GODDDUUUGH for once i love getting to see a guy pushing 50 whos depicted as trans #do you have any idea how dire and barren it is out here. we never get to see a trans guy older than 30 and whos not a pristine model #I WANT MORE OLD SHLUBBY SHITHEAD TRANS GUYS IN MEDIA

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why-the-heck-not · 1 year ago

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woke up at 4am to be productive but u know what the thing about calm quiet mornings is? It’s too calm. how am I supposed to get anything done if I’m not 5 seconds away from a stress induced heart attack???

#been on-off waking up at 4am for like a year now so it’s nothing new but still #now it’s 6am and all i’ve done is skincare & drank coffee in bed #(weekend favorite; nothing’s cozier than making coffee & going back to bed to drink it even tho all sleep specialists would probs yell at me #for that like do not!! BED IS FOR SLEEPING ONLY no wonder u never sleep well u idiot !!!!!!)#but anyways can u see im rambling bc im pricrastinating? that’s bc there’s none of that imminent chaos bc it’s too early #and i need that threat of ’’ohmygod ohmygod what the fuck im fucked’’ to do anything #september 2023 #2023

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kerosnes · 12 hours ago

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Free drawing boker!

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trunklewunjle · 10 months ago

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It’s okay you can say hi, just don’t get too close, Broomie has a mind of its own…

Ink belongs to comyet

Paperjam belongs to 7goodangel

#undertale au #utmv #ink sans #drink rockers #paperjam #broomie #yea so silly things happened in our rp and now ink has a tail but I made a version without the tail anyways I love him when he’s evil I want #him to hit me with broomie and tell me that I’m the only creation he would murder and throw into the void to never be seen again #I want evil ink to grab me by the neck and choke and tell me how much of an abomination I am and that error might be right after seeing the #way I think about him like I would let this man do anything to me I want him to do things to me I need him I want him I would do anything #for him #GRGRHRGHRHSBDTHTGRHGSGAHTGRHSGHAGRHRGRHABSGHRGTHAGDGR #IM SONJORMAL ABSOTUNINK #yea anyways don’t fuck with his little creation or he’ll make you wish you were dead #er er er #RAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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quilleth · 9 days ago

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If the 2020's could just fucking CHILL that'd be great

#this has been one shitty ride after another #and 2024 specifically has been Bad for a lot of people i know #i would like to live in uninteresting times now #i was going to say precedented times but sadly this was precedented by 2016 🙃#though i suppose electing a fucking criminal is unprecedented #i hope everyone who voted for him steps on Legos in bare feet at 2am when they really need to pee #and everyone who sat at home and didn't vote for harris or voted 3rd party spills their favorite drink on their favorite shirt. in public.

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shmowder · 11 days ago

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The depressed teen to enthusiastic adult pipeline is far too real

#now I'm the happy go lucky adult inviting my depression teen cousins to go bowling and cheer them up #now I'm the one saying shit like “life ain't worth it kiddo. You just have fun and fuck everyone else.”#I just have to resist the urge to be overbearing and give them their space #Must. Resist.#It's so damn hard I love them so much I wanna hug them and buy them ice cream #But no you need to give teens the respect of adults so they may grow healthy #Even if in your eyes they still appear like your toddler niece #They do properly want ice cream #But I must ask them like adults yes I must offer it not force it #and never take rejection to heart around teens. They're still new. give em some leeway #and if you're not their parent then don't police them #Stayed up all night? Hell yeah that's wicked lil dude #Stole a sip from your dad's energy drink? wooo we have a rebel on our hands #stole from a shop?? ehh that's not cool buddy. Let's return and give em the money it's fine it's not the end of the world #They make require the respect of adults but remember they're still as impressionable as toddlers #Whether you like it or not they will observe and learn from your actions and words #So set a good example because they're new and still learning how the world works and most importantly how they themselves work #♧other #i mean i am still depressed #just learned to adapt and take happiness where I can #And care less in general about what people think

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lightbulb-warning · 15 days ago

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IVE BEEN DRAWING FOR 10 SLUTTY SLUTTY YEARS ND IM LEARNING *NOW* THAT THE VANISHING POINTS DEPEND ON THE BOJECT??????????????? IF CUBE ROTATE THE VPOINTS MIVE WITH IT ON THE HORIZON???????? NOT ARBITRATY PARALLELS BEAMED BY EYEBALL IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT MORE OFTEN THAN NOT BY *ESSENTIALLY COINCIDENCE* IT'S ALL IN THE SAME GRID??? YOU'RE TELLING ME NOW??? ARE TOU FUCKING WITH ME SIR

#everything is so much clearer #why did noone mention this. ever. im losing my mind #i adore art it's my passion i fucking despise art it's my passion #i need to figure this out more im still baffled bc perspective headachey but i am now onto something #and then someone will be like “well yeah it was mentioned in this book that literally everyone (but you apparently) have read fifty times?”#and it'll turn out to have been “cOmMoN kNoWleDgE” this whole time BUT UNTIL THEN...!#I AM ONTO SOMETHING.#op is onto nothing probably op will vanish into horizon and will be cursed with bix drawing until the foreseeable future #*box #im gonna go draw boxes GONNIGHT HAP HALLOW DRINK WATER BOOBYEEEEE #maiora bla bla blas #ps if you're the guy my brain invented who knows more than me please teach me everything #like in general but for this time perspective wise

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