#drink rockers

[trunklewunjle]

Woe bone pile sheet be upon ye

Ink belongs to comyet

Error belongs to CrayonQueen

Cross belongs to JakeiArtWork

Dream belongs to Jokublog

[nicoscheer]

She’s proper feeling herself (rightfully so)

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Don’t forget who you are

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Inhaler

[loupy-mongoose]

I know you mentioned that Lav would think that peanut butter wasn’t sweet enough, but I was buying ingredients for sandwiches in Violet, and noticed that the flavor text for peanut butter said this:

“A very sweet condiment. People in Paldea seem to favor the sweet varieties over the unsweetened.”

So now I’m wondering if Randy and Akoya just keep unsweetened in the house, since they wouldn’t like the sugary version, and if Lav would like the sweetened Paldean variety if she tried it?

Maaaaayyyybbbeeee she would, but I kinda see the stickiness falling into the "dry" category, which she hates. So I feel like they may cancel each other out, leaving her tolerating it rather than liking it.

[hollypies]

hello sending my mutuals random asks hihihih <3 gonna reblog your slugcat art now i love it awawawaw

hii hi hi sorry im kinda tired lol. Mwah!!

[sassyandclassy94]

Today one of my favorite customers came in (the Harrison Ford guy lol) and because I was tired and wheezy and whatever else comes with a cold, I was a freaking annoying chatterbox and kept switching topics from Boys in the Boat to Masters of the Air (cause we’ve talked about both) and he goes:

“Will you take offense if I call you crazy in the best kind of way?”

Me: *stops talking for a minute* “No…?”

Customer: “You, my dear, are a little crazy.”

Me: “Well… I mean… I’m a nerd…?”

Customer: “I have three daughters and you remind me of my youngest.”

Me: “Is she the one you said likes Boys in the Boat?”

Customer: “Oh she’s obsessed. With Masters of the Air too. You’re so much like her. Which is scary. It really scares me that there’s two of you.”

Me: “Aw I’d love to meet her! I’m sure we’d get along well!”

Customer: “Oh I know you’d hit it right off! But I will say that I understand why you two love the Boys so much; it was a great uplifting movie:.”

Me: “Oh I know!!!! If Hollywood made more stuff like that they wouldn’t be in as much trouble.”

Customer: “Yup, I agree; it was a GOOD movie.”

Me: “With a beautiful cast too.”

Customer: “Oh my gosh you are JUST LIKE my daughter! Have a great weekend, young lady!”

[shadesofmauve]

Good things about getting old

One of the good things about getting old is that I can see advice, including advice from respected professionals, and say "Yeah, whatever, I'm going to keep doing what I know works for me" and proceed to completely ignore it without a shred of guilt or misgiving.

Another nice thing about getting older is that after years of experience, when I slop some milk into a pan to make Mexican chocolate I usually end up with the exact amount I need for my favorite mug.

[candyredappledragon]

Uhhhh wash it out with water?? Idk 😭‼️

... i tri ed to but my body i s shaking now..... thi s was a bad ide a agh...i- dropped th e cup accid entally oo..ps

. no........... i t hink i can he ar my heartbeat.. or s om ething .

t... thank you... ..how do i .. open bottl.e......again?/?

[bluebellhairpin]

I had the fucking best plotted dream ever last night. Like blockbuster movie kind of plot.

[trunklewunjle]

Happy 2024 this is me now

Ink belongs to comyet

Error belongs to CrayonQueen

Cross belongs to JakeiArtWork

Dream belongs to Jokublog

[curly-cottage-girl]

society if the cocaine was still in coca cola

[youareinacomawakeup]

autism disphoria, where you're having such good fun at an event but when you see picture of yourself you were just :| the whole damn fucking time (as illustrated below)

[exogenusnova]

[idk-what-im-doing-ever]

Doing light googling to figure out a close approximation of the strawberry flavour in starbucks' strawberry macha iced latte and people (reddit) are like 'yucky brown colour when mixed'

Like tea from starbucks/anywhere?

Like coffee from starbucks/anywhere?

Like chocolate drinks from starbucks/anywhere?

[alullinchaos]

my dad at 4:15: "I'm going to cook in twenty minutes" my dad at 4:35: "what time do you want to eat?" me: uhh.... you said you were going to cook in 20 minutes??? (read: thought that wasn't a decision i had to make today...? and also tf you were basically supposed to be cooking right Now....?) him: what time do you want to eat me: 5:30 him: give me a time me: (?????) ...five thirty him: it's not that hard

[talentforlying]

thinking about it as i re-read the original sins volume, and i know i say constantine enjoys pissing people off, but really it's more like? not letting people get away with the small shit? the snide side-comments, the sideways looks, the baldfaced assumptions, the microaggressions — he likes to rub people's nose in their own shit, make them face it, own it, try to defend it. which, as an openly queer, working class, actively anti-racist man in the 80s, does end up causing a lot of fights.

[blizzardfluffykpop]

Look no one prepared me for the fact that we're getting rocker kihyun again this era-- and like I'm going to lose my mind-- every time his rocker version comes out my sanity crumbles just that bit more.

Anyways-- I'm vv excited for their cb-- and pls tell me why all of them look fine-- Pls i've been a mbb for 7 yrs and they never give us a break--.

I was discussing with my friend how your bias has the capability to wreck you even tho you bias them?! And I just find that fact so wild-- because it's so correct?! Now here i am as a Kihyun ult being absolutely destroyed-- Pls someone send an ambulance or sth- cause this cb is going to crush my heart-.

(I have so many thoughts on this and we haven't even gotten the highlight reel yet--).