#look at my face bro -laughs-
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autism disphoria, where you're having such good fun at an event but when you see picture of yourself you were just :| the whole damn fucking time (as illustrated below)
#i was enjoying that experience so much i swear to god#it was a cafe that had like bar atmosphere#so i got the atmosphere my rocker ass wanted without having to deal with my methyphobia#pounding music colored lights loud chatter good time#the barista i got my drink from was ace and we were both like 'AWWWW FUCK YEAH' at seeing another ace person so i was all kinds of hype#i decided to take a fucking selfie because i was having such a goddamn blast#and like#look at my face bro -laughs-
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I told ya, see!? As long as we're together, everything's gonna be okay!
#mario movie#mario movie spoilers#super mario bros movie#super mario bros movie spoilers#super mario bros#cherrysip edits#oh my goodness i FINALLY got this to work#there was one gif that kept breaking it and rendering the post invisible but i won in the end!!!#anyway i wanted to turn my footage into a gif as well because OBVIOUSLY LOOK AT THEM LOOK AT THEIR SWEET LITTLE FACES!!!#i will literally never get tired of any moment of this#it is Peak Cinema and we can truly go no further. perfection has been achieved pack it up everyone#also LUIGI LAUGHING AT THE END OF THE FIRST GIF IS SO CUTE. HE IS AN ANGEL#he is just laughing all throughout the hug. nothing could be wrong anymore his brother's here!!!!
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yeah BUCKY. this is about koda smh
i was practicing drawing koda bc i kinda want to try and draw him more accurately to the actual movie style
and then i remembered this meme a made a year ago
so i redrew it lol
#disney#fanart#my art#meme reference#brother bear#ber bros#kenai#koda#ive redrawing my old stuff lately bc i wanna see how much ive improved#you guys dont understand how hard i laughed while drawing kenai#look at his dumb little face
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so glad the movie finally confirmed tf2 heavy and tf2 soldier as hatred`s real parents!
#bc i heard people say his features look like if heavy and soldier were mixed#i dont headcanon this thouh im joking im jokimg#also i had to draw me two wifes soldier and sgt interacting#i think hatred wouldnt react with <:( face at soldier`s head collection as i drew him but i needed that reaction for a comedic effect#the punchline is : soldier is crazy! everybody laugh.#why tf are images so frigin huge here duuuuuuuuuhhhhh#venture bros#sgt hatred#tf2 soldier the demon that lives in my head#I dont even know if the second image is funny everyone so used to soldiers heads that they have no shock value anymore
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talking to my brother about quicksilver and i was like 'ik him and wanda are twins but he exudes little brother energy so much' and my bro Without Hesitation just went 'well thats what happens when you're the least favorite in the family' and he says this to me, the youngest in our family like 🧍♂️
#snap chats#i screamed honestly ajeLRKERAJ LIKE OH !! VIOLENCE youve decided violence tonight brother#AND HE'S NOT EVEN WRONG. my mom dont like me i know she dont she act like she do but fundamentally she thinks im gross#youngest of four thats me .... the beef between my mom and i is definitely more one sided but thats because i refuse to forgive but anyway#'snap is this just an excuse to vent about your mom' NO i just think its very funny ok let me laugh .....#pietro ive formed a kinship with you i fear. i too have the same exact face as the mfer i got beef with jvaeRLKVJAER#PLEASE i will make a comic about that at some point. i can finally project onto someone about this cause its the worst shit in the world#people tryna be nice or cute like 'aw you look exactly like X :)' like oh so you want me to die????? you hate me ???? you want me dead.#and you just gotta smile while thinkin Wow Wanna Say It Again I Dont Think I Was Psychically Damaged Enough The First Time#anyways i just thought that was the funniest thing cause my bro really didnt even think before sayin that... is that how he really feels ..#or did he just. forget i am the youngest ...w/e im ending it here before i start gettin petty ....#point is he Again accidentally said something incredibly funny and i was taken aback jvAWLKFJWRLKJA
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i just can’t stop laughing thinking about those two mfs from staged looking at each other trying to do a serious scene knowing full well they’re about to make out
#like i have acted with my best friends and it’s funny af#i cannot IMAGINE how hard it would be to deliver a performance that emotional#i would be giggling like crazy bro#when ur trying not to laugh and ur bestie looks at you like this (insert sad crowley face)#good omens#staged#david tennant#michael sheen#hob.txt#go2 spoilers
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four months into getting to know each other, shouto finds him by touya-nii's shrine. his little brother gently sits down beside him and offers a small prayer.
"yumi-nee-san," natsuo wonders if his little brother will ever drop the second honorific, "said you were the closest to him," shouto says quietly.
after all these years and the use of past tense still makes his heart break. 'you are the closest to him' he wants to correct but that wouldn't make sense anymore. touya-nii hasn't been talked about in the present tense since before middle school. does shouto even remember a time before nii-san's dea-, disappearance?
"yeah, i was," he says, eyes never leaving the photo. it's the one nii-san took for sixth-grade picture day. kaa-san had got him all dressed up and he had hated it. somedays he thinks if he looks close enough, he'll see the displeased pout on nii-san face. "why?"
his little brother says nothing for a long time, back ramrod straight. natsuo has no idea what's going on in that head of his. shouto has so few tells that he's practically a blank slate. natsuo hates his father.
then slowly and so quietly, he has to strain his ears to catch it, shouto stammers out, "do-, do you think he would have liked me?"
natsuo's immediate reaction is to say 'yes'. yes, of course, touya-nii would've loved you. yes, of course, touya-nii would've crossed the heavens for you. yes, of course, he would've loved you shouto; you're his precious younger brother.
but he remembers the way nii-san used to spit out shouto's name when he was a kid. the way his brother's mouth wrapped around it, the face he made, like he had just eaten something disgusting. he remembers the way touya-nii had become almost crazed by the end, hellbent on proving himself the rightful heir to their shitty father's legacy. he remembers the way touya-nii had said, "i just need to prove that i'm better than him,"; the 'him' said with such bitterness and contempt.
he knows instantly that touya-nii would not have liked shouto. that this house and his father would have twisted any ounce of love, nii-san would've held towards shouto, into jealousy and hatred.
(this house may have ruined all of them but it only ever broke two of them.)
natsuo can't say any of that to shouto. his kind little brother who forgave him for not being there. his amazing little brother who falls in love with every cat he sees. his wonderful little brother who has a wickedly dry sense of humor. his soft baby brother who loves him and yumi-nee with a passion. his tender-hearted baby brother who still worries if his long-gone older brother would've liked him.
no, natsuo can't tell shouto that nii-san wouldn't have like him. shouto will internalize it like he does with everything else that hurts him. and there is already so much that hurts shouto, he will not add to that list. his baby brother smiles these days, nothing big like his green-haired friend, but quiet, lovely, ones all the same. shouto talks more these days. they have dinner together when natsuo is home. his baby brother laughs now. it's a miracle like nothing else in this world.
shouto is the best thing to come out of their house and natsuo will die before he ever hurts his little brother. so instead, he curls an arm around shouto's shoulders and pulls him into a loose side-hug.
"of course!" he lies cheerfully, ignoring the ache in his chest, "touya-nii would've loved you. you're his — and our —precious little brother after all. there is no universe in which he wouldn't have loved you."
the tips of his baby brother's ears go red and his pleased little answering smile makes the ache of lie go away. natsuo will tell a thousand more lies if it means shouto never stops smiling like that.
#PLEASE THEY MAKE ME INSANE!!!!#and the thing is natsuo's not wrong. touya really would've loved shouto in literally any other universe#also natsuo who fucking /adores/ his baby brother so much#shouto laughs and natsu's like: the second coming of jesus christ could not compare to this#100% natsu is shouto's overprotective brother#it's the like 15 years of suppressed older sibling instincts coming out#someone fucking looks are shou wrong and natsu's all up in their face like: what's your fuckin issue with my bro dude??#natsuo for once being thankful that he got endeavor's height and build#fuyu: i thought you said you didn't like looking like dad?#natsu: that was before i found out i could use it to intimidate people that looked a shouto wrong#fuyu: natsu you think every1 looks at shou wrong. you tried to fistfight a baby yesterday#natsu: yeah well it shouldn't have cried when shou held it. did you see how sad shou looked????#fuyu: never pegged you for a brocon to be honest#natsu: you take that back rn#todoroki shouto#todoroki natsuo#todoroki touya#todoroki fuyumi#todoroki family#bnha
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nelvas Problematiq*eyes roll back into my skull* *falls flat on my face with cardboard cutout physics* ((7 hours later)) *wakes up in barren wasteland* I know everything now.
#text#hold on having automated nelvas truths#i think if t*lvas ever got a girlfriend or boyfriend or whatever (actually he'd be ashamed of being gay ithink but i'll have to think -#- about it🤦♀️) n*loth would get so mad at that fact he'd try to hurt his feelings first by saying he's not doing well enough on his work a#- then belittle his relationship in general. The jaw clenching eye rolling white hot rage he feels in himself anytime he hears t*lvas -#- laughing is CRAYZ 😂😂😂😂😂 i fink he'd just hate seeing him happy for any reason because it makes him cringe (in a very broad way)#not because it's t*lvas but bc he just has inset problems that make him hate happy people but it;s worse when it's t*lvas 😊 you feel me#anyways he'd just kill dat girlfriend and spend an hour getting rid of her body. or actually he might be the type to stage it so that -#- t*lvas sees it and is insanely hurt :) so in turn he can use that hurt to soften t*lvas' feelings toward himself when he shows him very -#- very veeeery fake and mild 'support'. that'd traumatize t*lvas so bad that he wouldn't even be against being close to neloff in any way -#- cause he's too busy crying and grieving IO808ITORE5JUDFKGLK bye#nelvas is so powerful because they are the only people in each others vicinity and neloff's grasp on t*lvas is just strong#why are you holding his arm like that bro nobody is gonna take your elven twink away from U#anywasy Yeah.... *proud face* *looking @ my nails*#the natural tsundere to yandere character development pipeline is unrealllll#Neloff is a Jealous Sim
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that scene in pacific rim where his brother dies while they’re linked and he describes it as a sudden nothingness that will never leave him. like half of his mind and soul became empty but did not vanish, because he carries that emptiness with him forever now. yeah man. that’s just what having a close sibling is like
#like. being separated from my twin bro so long has done a number on me ngl#and it’s not just the physical distance. there’s some emotional connection missing here too#i know that shit is always fluctuating and changing just as people do and i know i’ll always be able to rely on him to an extent#but god. growing up we were barely even separate people. or at least it feels like it#i can’t stop thinking about this lately. whatever#it’s just that ever since we were babies he’s been able to make me laugh just by Looking at me#not even doing a face. just looking at me. as if he could beam joy at me by will#and there’s something so precious about that and i don’t want to only look back on it fondly from a distance#i’m selfish. i wanna keep him in my pocket forever. i don’t want to go more than a few days without seeing each other ever again#idk. i have to be flexible and open to my own evolution. we are our own people with different lives#but i still want our lives to be a part of each other yknow?#gear diary
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teehee i now have a very very wonderful photo
#me leaning and slightly sleeping on the guy i like#🤭🤭#for those who follow my lore closely (so i think only milo) this isn't the cute guy in history whom i have never spoken to#this is the now pretty close friend in my school friendgroup who i had a big crush on for a few months#i became less obsessed with him but that was definitely a good thing i think crushes get unhealthy when they're too strong#and i still think he's cute obviously i mean i liked him for looks alone the first couple weeks#anyway today at this party i was sitting next to him and ended up sleeping next to him three times in succession#i mean kind of sleeping looking back i probably did doze off at points but it was kindaaa fake sleep#first time i edged toward his shoulder but didn't fully have my head resting against it#then i ducked my head up and said i wasn't asleep just resting and we laughed a little#i think he said he wanted to draw on my face avjddhbd#anyway second time my head inched toward his shoulder and was fully on there teehee#then when i ducked my head back up he was like awwe its okay and kinda tucked my head back against his shoulder#i was GEEKING bro 😭😭 i opened my eyes those three times when people questioned my sleepiness bc i could not keep a straight face#i was fighting to contain a grin the whole time#uuughh and he was saying how he didn't want to move and was getting people to pass him things abdjbdhd#he could have kicked me off but he didn't!! that's so cute#i was hoping someone would get a photo and a couple people did and they're so cute#gawwddd idk if now is the right time for anything but i really like him i enjoy his presence immensely#he's so nice he's not absolutely perfect of course but he's such a sweet guy#im thinking of that one tumblr relationship advice post about how the ancients didn't stumble across fully built temples#they found a flat place with good grass and water nearby they found a good place to build and then built#if there's any chance of things happening between us iiii think it's a good place to build#literally my only personal downsides for him are such minor things that could definitely change with age and maturing#it's just a lack of motivation or passion toward things and sometimes a bit of a lack of consideration#but i know im guilty of that too and he really is so nice he never acts maliciously#never at all augh he's so sweet
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s. s ave me, meoto…
#n o t me clinging to meoto to retain my sanity bc g o o d l o r d today was the worst#today was truly a very bad; very horrible day indeeeeeeed#man. today truly was a comedic tragedy in every way possible. i’d laugh if i were anyone else tbh#first i couldn’t start my workstation bc we were out of this cleaning acid thing.#t h e n this other branch lab sent over a precise amount of [reagent] that we needed to make the cleaning acid thing#*and* what’s worse was that they also demanded like. 1/5 of the acid we mixed. like bro. make it yourself mans.#but the worst part was when i tried to use a dropper to poke this sediment out of [tube i was supposed to be cleaning]#bUT THEN HALF OF THE DROPPER MELTED BC THAT BUGGER CAN’T HANDLE HIGH TEMPERATURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAA#stupid new droppers man. the old droppers could handle 100 degrees just fine. s o now the tube is clogged with melted plastic and it’s just.#life’s *really* great sometimes yk~~~~? (ʘ‿ʘ)#and so the night shift dude who came to take over the workstation against expectations seemed kinda pissed that i hadn’t started anything#and im just there. with my intestines wriggling about like internal abdominal worms. tryin not to cry in the face of my mistake.#while he’s fumin’ away like a freakin’ chimney or sth. like. man. no one asked you to take this workstation. you came here on your own. :(#anyway i ditched him and left for my break to calm myself down only to be approached by some random terribly lost middle aged to old lady#who was looking for directions to *somewhere* but she only spoke chinese aaaaaaaa#and i can’t read maps/i don’t even live in the area of my workplace so i have no idea if the lady managed to make it safely#but. lol. the lady showed me her message screen when she asked me for directions to her destination#and by pure coincidence the person she was texting is apparently related to someone with the same first name as me#the cons and cons of having common names man. i hope the lady managed to find her friend with the same name as me though lol#anyways. pls hw im begging. pls drop the crossfade for lxl birthday tmr i n e e d more meoto to carry on—#s o b s this is what im living for now ig. meoto………..
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had a "you cant be saying that white baby" moment today with my aunt
#it started with her mocking the accent of some of the guys in the shop and i was like :/ bro thats just their voice leave em alone#then she went on about how they sound stupid and some other stuff i dont wanna repeat.#finished off by saying they should all try to sound more posh and bbc if they didnt want to be laughed at#i literally said out loud u cant be saying that white baby and she looked at me like i was crazy. so i corrected myself and said#u cant be saying that brown baby. they have classism here u shouldnt call people stupid for their accent thats so rude#and she literally said 'well no its not classist you're too woke its just true. i got rid of my texas accent because i dont want people#thinking im a retarded hick. it's not hard and if i could do it so can they' which like. yeah my aunt is just like that but to be so mask#off about it was kinda jarring. I have a texas accent do you think i sound retarded... anyway then she spent an hour talking ab wanting a#face lift so lmao.
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😂
#really wanna start a TikTok where I review products or whatever#but I get super duper high before I make the video 😂😂😂😂😂😂#I bought this idk face slimmer thing#and I decided to put it on while I was getting ready for bed#once I looked in the mirror I put my face back to like force myself to have a double chin#and idk what I even looked like#a fucking thumb?#one of those thumb dudes from spy kids?????#closest thing I could think of#and bro I BURSTED out laughing#probably woke my parents up lmaoooooo#just got home from a little smoke sesh with a friend and I’m a little toasted 😇#hope you guys are having a lovely day/night 🥰🥰🥰#shut up rosie
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Ok NAH JK HERE'S MY REAL FACE
I LOOK SO STOOPID WAHHH
#Might take this down later cuz I look ugly as hell 💀#bro why do I look like I'm 10 💀 (btw I'm not 10 obviously 💀💀)#face reveal#the reason why I put Snowy there is because everyone calls me Snow Miser- I mean bruh u should hear my laugh it sounds like him 💀 plus I'm#annoying and I try to piss everyone off 💀💀#and I'm WAY too hyper 💀#I'm too much honestly 💀#I also look like a nerd too 💀🤓#yeah I wear glasses cuz I can't see for shit man 💀
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ok so i faced some home of phonia today and thought i’d talk to every perpetrator tomorrow or whenever i meet each of them next but the question is. how do i deal with my anger until then because i’m like twitching and hankering for a bit of a drink
#txt#bitches with anger management issues interact#alcohol ment#homophobia ment#no but i straight up know all of these bitches only see this as a hypothetical and i want to make them face their own bigotry#like bro. look into my fucking eyes and tell me i'd make a shit parent and that i'm a dogfucker who's undeserving of love after months of#laughing at my jokes and having my ear and my compassion in your times of trouble. bitch
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Things I Think About Part 2 for some reason jo just standing in the doorway while aoki has his The Future Is Now Old Man villain speech with ogikubo cracks me up
#snap chats#SORRY I KEEP THINKING AND NOT BEING ABLE TO DRAW#idk why its so funny to me like. bro what are you doing here.#its not like jo follows aoki EVERYWHERE- most places but not everywhere#is everyone just aware of jo's existence by that extension or.#But Like I Said he doesnt follow aoki EVERYWHERE- not PUBLICLY anyway#why the fuck you bringin your dad to the hospital dude wtf ogikubo gonna do cough on you 😭#i love jo in cutscenes with aoki tho he just looks so lost#bro is not having a good time and it shows ITS MY FAVORITE NO HANG ON#i do love looking at jo's face In General but its the little things#i already done said he looks like a kicked dog whenever he's in aoki's office but again. I Am Laughing.#its a depressed laugh but it is laughing so it counts#cause then in scenes with ichi its just Oh Christ Hey Sorry I Didnt Mean To BREATHE Wrong Dont Hit Me#storytelling... character depth... etc etc....#ok jo loving hours are on the back burner im hangin with my bro now BYYYE
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