#i mean where is the lie

[whimsicallywiddershins]

Hoid, wandering around Roshar for whatever reason.

Random Person: "Oh yeah, those crazy Lighteyes. They have a person who's job it is to just sit around and insult all the nobles. It's illegal to kill him, but he sure gets assassinated a lot."

Hoid: ...

Hoid: "My time has come."

[turnipoddity]

Hoffmans a bottom and yall can't tell me otherwise

That man has the tits of a slut and the pouty fucking lips to match it 🖕 he puts glitter lip balm on before killing a man who jaywalked or sum shit

[styona]

Terzo

[aurora0017]

Saw this on FB and I have been laughing about it all afternoon ngl 🤣🤣

[clumsyraccoon]

Little Vergil being forbidden to drink black coffe in VoV makes me think that, as an adult, he will chug liters of it just out of spite.

On a funny note: I was searching for the right spelling of “chug” and the dictionary gave me this example: “Always competitive, the twins had a contest to see who could chug the soda faster.” Couldn’t be a better one XD

[theimpalatales]

This made me chuckle XD from this video.

[vaedar]

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐃𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐒𝐄𝐒𝐒?

「 𝚅𝙰𝙴𝙳𝙰𝚁 𝚅𝙰𝙻𝙰𝚁𝚈𝚂: 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑺𝑼𝑨𝑳 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 」 You are classy, glamourous, and eye-catching. The way you carry yourself leaves others speechless and wanting to know more. You take pride in your appearance and pay extra attention to details. you're probably very in tune with your emotions and body. You know what makes you feel good and you make it known. Also, your love language is definitely physical touch. you're a hot bitch, damn.

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[oldfangirl81]

They keep on saying they're not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,

This can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?

I think the subtext in the second season's pretty clear,

Don't tell me I need to calm down

[itstheelvenjedi]

I would’ve changed “stick” to “frying pan” but otherwise yea pretty much XD

tweeted this not realizing it's just basically sam's internal monologue

[nerdy-hyperfixations]

My mom (and my sister) said that both baby Stan and Ford are adorable but Ford is cuter and she likes him better and I think my heart is shattered.

This post is dedicated to my favorite kid Stanley panels:

My mom didn’t even like him when I showed the one where he murders those two kids 😭😭😭 that’s the best part!!!

[maleficore]

When I tell you I have been thinking about this for three days straight...

[wandixx]

I've seen a lot of different takes on Fear Toxin/other fear causing stuff (Yellow Lanterns Ring or something)(later just called Fear Toxin cause I'm lazy) but here is another one.

Danny seems like he isn't affected by Fear Toxin because his biggest fear is that his accident changed him so much he is no longer human, he can no longer truly experience human things.

So when he gets lungful of fear Toxin, he feels normal. He was antsy before, because c'mon, it's a rogue attack but it's not worse. Or so he thought. Because the anxiety lingers. Not enough to register as abnormal just this slight hypervigilance that makes you see things about yourself and your surroundings that you'd never realize otherwise. He'd realize he doesn't blink as often. He'd realize that if he doesn't consciously focus, he sometimes seems to not touch the ground. Forgets to breathe. He can't feel his own pulse at time. He'd realize people will miss him when he's walking down the street as if he was invisible (people just don't care about everyone they pass by). When he'd look straight into his reflection, he'd look slightly to the left. Not enough to actually name anything that was wrong but just stretched enough to fall on the wrong side of the uncanny valley. If he just caught his reflection in the peripheral vision, it'd be vaguely shadowy creature with glowing green eyes and white smoke instead of hair. Overall he'd be just wrong enough to be distinctly not human.

For everyone else, he'd be just a dude. Literally couldn't find more normal dude than this dude. Will pass as absolutely normal human unless someone is specifically looking for ecto-ghost stuff. Even most magic users wouldn't clock him at the glance

Tldr: Fear Toxin makes Danny perceive himself as some sort of eldritch horror but not enough to make him believe he'd actually be affected, while from outside perspective he's Just A Dude™

[aroaceleovaldez]

yknow, I am amused that solangelo fanon was so tunnel-vision in like 2014 that in the midst of crawling through literally every time Will had popped up in the series prior, somehow the ONE singular instance of Will referencing something that the fandom did absolutely nothing with was the thing Rick then decided to draw out into being a major character trait for Will.

Like. Nico eats McDonalds once and it becomes a huge fanon thing, but Will references Star Trek and the fandom doesn't make a peep until Rick explicitly canonizes that he's a huge sci fi nerd. and Rick doesn't even keep it consistent! He changes it so Will is a Star Wars nerd instead of Star Trek. smh 😔 /lh

[dark-but-just-a-game]

generated tropes, walked so many future horror protagonists could run! 🤣

The way women in House of Frankenstein and House of Dracula simp for Larry Talbot "oh he's so tragic...." LOVE depression LOVE the complete lack of patience LOVE moping around castles LOVE getting angry at doctors.

[budd-ie]

“Mu Qing is too logical for his own good” is such a real problem that he deals with and as tragic as it makes his life I also think it’s really funny when someone is accusing him of something and instead of telling them to shut up or leave him alone the first thing he does is pull out the 95 fucking theses detailing every single thing wrong with their argument WITH historical evidence and additional considerations from scholarly psychology articles, MLA format works cited and completely annotated. It could use an editor and some bias correction, but he actually makes a pretty good point. anyways tgcf ace attorney au when