Bruce, introducing Harvey and Jason for the first time: Sweetheart, this is Harvey. My…friend.
Jason Todd, a 12 year old catholic: You know that divorce means you’re going to hell, right
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Okay I need a billford fic where Bill's therapy includes having to make amends to Ford, thus Ford is brought to the Theraprism. It's going extremely badly in the beginning, neither Bill nor Ford wants to cooperate, Bill doesn't think that he did anything wrong, Ford just wants to go home, et cetera. Eventually, after several sessions spanning several months they start to bond, open up to each other, and Bill allows himself to be vulnerable for the first time in like forever, he even ends up apologizing to Ford in tears, only for Ford to dissipate at the end of one of Bill's sessions. Then a bunch of therapists walk in with wide smiles, clapping and congratulating Bill for making such progress thanks to the Theraprism's new hologram project.
Bill just stays on the ground staring at the white tiled floor of his room where he saw "Ford" disappear.
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i want angel to thoroughly enjoy falling in love with mr husker. i want him to recognize the warm feeling in his chest without much fight. i want him to feel hopeful and uncertain. i want him to take it slow while steadily making his way to husk. i want him to KNOW he loves husk, and i want him to be somewhat happy about it because it's romantic, it's beyond just physicality. it's SO real that it's almost tangible. he can TASTE the love and he wishes to savour it.
season 2, deliveeeeeer...
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She’s his sidekick, he’s her dad, she’s his mentor, he’s her best friend. They’ve known each other for a few days, they’ve spent their whole lives looking for each other, he sees her, she understands him, they’re flawed, they’re perfect, they don’t need anyone, but it’s the two of them choosing each other against the world that betrayed them.
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Catnap & Reader art
It's fun drawing him tbh
Look at him!
Me to Catnap :
CATNAP BEING A MENACE
Lil Theo wanting your attention
The idea of the Smiling Critters having animal behaviour implemented in them is quite interesting especially when it comes to Dogday and Catnap.
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