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The Italian Ministry for Tourism has just launched a new advertising campaign to attract international visitors to the country -- a 9 million € campaign that reimagined Botticelli’s Venus as “virtual influencer”, by photoshopping her head on stock photographs of a model -- which looks like this:
The campaign was very criticized, for starters, for being almost entirely made out of Shutterstock images rather than original material, though from what I understand this is common practice (and that the vast majority of the 9 millions were not spent in production, but in legal fees). However...
The dearly-paid stock images were not used as they are, but exchanged between the developers through WhatsApp and downloaded from there, losing much of their quality.
The English translation is dubious enough (”come to live italian”??), but apparently the German one was even worse! Names of cities that also happen to be common words were machine-translated into such gems as Garderobe, Toast, Geschlossen (”closed up”), and Rasen (”lawn”). Rather than fix the translation, the whole German subsite was simply deleted, leaving only the English and Spanish translations online.
The hybrid English/Italian slogan was commissioned by a government controlled by the same right-wing party that just proposed a law that would ban the use of any language but Italian in any public communication, under threat of a fine up to 100,000 € (!)
One of the pieces of stock footage used in the ads does not show any place in Italy, but a wine cantina in Slovenia.
The campaign announced their website and associated social media profiles before registering them, with the obvious results that they were all squatted within minutes. The main one, opentomeraviglia.it, was bought for 5€ by an (unrelated) marketing firm and now displays a header saying: “Rest easy, we of Marketing Toys took care of it” (narrowly beating another potential buyer who planned to make it redirect to Pornhub instead).
It’s beautiful, so beautiful. <3
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RoleSwap AU inspired by @anxiousapplepie RoleSwaps!
I had this very vivid idea for the first comic when I looked at the designs for the Swap AU, seeing cook Siffrin, and then my brain sprinted. So have some cute fun with this AU art while I finish something big for my other AU.
(Transcript + Full body Isabeau design under)
Transcript 1
Isabeau: Wow Sif, that smells amazing! What is it?
Siffrin: Oh! It's *incomprehensible dialog*
Siffrin: Ah!
*Big headache*
Transcript 2
Isabeau: Aren't you a little young to be a researcher?
Bonnie: Aren't you a little old to not be able to grow a full beard
Bonnie: Pff...
Here is the full body art with the full sketch page as extra :D
#I love ponytail Siffrin they are so cute#I haven't decided if Isabeau as a housemaiden is more attached or less attached to their current change#Siffrin though is constantly making dishes the other don't know much about and i feel is more connected yet unaware#Like connected through food but unaware at all of where the ideas come from rarely if ever remembering their country#Bonnie is definitely into research because they are researching a way to get their sister back.#in stars and time#isat#in stars and time siffrin#isat siffrin#in stars and time isabeau#isat isabeau#in stars and time bonnie#isat bonnie#isat fanart#isat au
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"A lie?" "An error."
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
#[in the bitchiest tone imaginable] 🙄 mr. scott.#thank fucking god you finally get what i mean mr. scott#worst boss imaginable (they all love him so much)#also spock's silver eyeshadow is on point in this scene#i love them they're such Old Men#my sillies#more of their friendship please thank you#my posts#my gifs#st#tos#star trek tos#star trek the original series#spock#the undiscovered country#star trek the undiscovered country#s'chn t'gai spock#mr spock#captain spock#scotty#mr scott#tos spock#tos scotty#spirk#mcspirk#k/s
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🎃artwderya🎃
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I don't know how many times we have to say this but this is because the United States of America does not have public transit in any form that a European would recognize as such outside of a few very small, highly-dense municipal locations like NYC and Chicago, and having used both those systems and the U-Bahn i can firmly assert that the U-Bahn blows American subways into smithereens. we especially do not have accessible interstate passenger train service outside of that one commuter Amtrak loop in the northeast. the country is designed to force its citizens to use cars and only cars, and the government has made it policy to incentivize car ownership since the 1940s and punish any other form of transit, including just walking around. do you understand? the vast majority of roads here do not have bike lanes. when we do have bike lanes they are not protected by a curb or divider, they are just white lines painted on the asphalt. you will regularly encounter roads and streets--inside of cities and suburbs, not just in rural areas--that do not have sidewalks
#they will never get it unless theyre actually forced to live here lmao#a German drivers license is 800-2000€ btw which IS very expensive i agree#however that is money being paid directly to the government so they can use as much of it as possible to tongue Israel's butthole#and then whatever is left over for trains and bike lanes and sidewalks#as opposed to the usa where a license costs basically nothing and requires almost zero skills testing and as a result the only thing that#kills more children than cars in this country is guns#lmao#however having looked at OP's blog i just want to say they're right about red dwarf#peace and love on planet earth
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do u know that even the size of the different size of vegetables at another country amazed me because from where i came from they are all smaller and scrawnier
#to remind u guys if u're thinking about something naughty stop right there; the different size of the food served is also surprising#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#ace trappola#deuce spade#twst yuu#twst mc#fanart#do westerners go to asian country feels like they are served dwarf's portion#because as an asian; it always feel like we are served giant's portion; not exaggerating bcs we can never finish it#understandable because westerners can grow so tall so they must need more energy to burn#it's like if we order food; we asians always have to have a tupperware to take leftover home#but the price of the food in all the food places is so expensive it's reasonable the portion is big#i might ignite if paying so much we only get rabbit portion#anyhow i am just thinking of this because of the briar valley's big horse post#i do love to think everything is bigger in briar valley#the trees are all so lushfull and majestic like they all have lived a thousand years already#and the vegetables all just grow happily and absorb so much nutrient from the soil they are so big also#i was thinking of drawing e pel too but the space#while to people who born in this country feels things like these are normal#the thought of being able to be born in such a country where the produce all looking so big and healthy is such a blessing to me#it almost feels like they take it for granted; but it's just what they are born to#i have a nephew who is SUPER picky & waste food so much#i am crying everytime#yes y'all have a lot of food and good life here but h e l p#i'm sure the climate also makes vegetables bigger#i think i heard in winter plants stock more nutrients in their produce as stock for spring & summer#that's why winter veggies are better & sweeter and all#my country's vegetables are scrawny because the heat evaporates everything
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They kissed :_)
#i love them so much augh augh#I've watched that scene and the one after at hawke's place like a thousand times#I got there last night#fuuuuuck#going from playing the romance with the gay mage from the homophobic country#to playing the romance with the bisexual mage from the magephobic country#which is obviously a metaphor#is not going well for my sanity#anyways#anders#dragon age 2#handers#garret hawke#hawke x anders#anders dragon age#da2
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Franco Colapinto to drive for Williams in FP1 at the 2024 British Grand Prix, marking the first time in 23 years that an Argentinian participates in an F1 Grand Prix Weekend.
"If I have seen further, it is by standing on the shoulders of giants."
#franco colapinto#carlos reutemann#juan manuel fangio#f1#myedit#i love this stupid sport and this dumbass country so much that this has me emotional
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Doodles as i forget i have to wake up early
I miss Skywarp and Thundercracker so i wanted to doodle them in the RiD15 style
And some humanformers concepts because i like drawing people (not final designs, will try to refine more because this is fun, Grimlock is getting redesigned ASAP) (i yap in the tags)
#my art#transformers#tf rid 2015#humanformers#starscream#skywarp#thundercracker#strongarm#sideswipe#fixit#bumblebee#grimlock#drift#windblade#sideswipe is like. the whitest guy ever. very much USA moment#fixit is irish idk (? i love him so#bumblebee is either puertorrican or hondureño ive not decided#ive also have no thoughts on strongarm im sorry she's just a besutiful woman#drift and windblade are both japanese as we all know#drift Is blasian specifically if you needed confirmation#i know starscream isnt here but he's paraguayan now thats how much i love him.#knock out's still argentinean#if you reached this tag hi ily give me more ideas for humanformers designs both tfp and rid15 and maybe even more#i also forgot to think bout grimlock's new nationality#grimlock and strongarm together in me forgetting to figure out ANY country for them to be from
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RedHawk!
#mishanks#redhawk#akataka#mihawk#dracule mihawk#mihawk one piece#shanks#akaga#akagami no shanks#red#red haired shanks#one piece#one piece shanks#one piece mihawk#I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH#URGHHHHHHHHHHH#MY OTP FROM THIS FUCKING SHOW#yeah zosan is cool#but divorced old men win my heart#in my country we say “quero ser marmita de casal” and i think that is beautiful
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Yeonjun about the strain he felt while preparing for his debut solo project ✙ "GGUM" MAKING FILM
#yeonjun#choi yeonjun#tomorrow x together#txt#ggum: making film#gifs#creations#userzaynab#useryeonbins#skyehi#rosieblr#megtag#hibiebear#heyiri#ultkpopnetwork#kpopccc#kpopco#this are like the rawest emotions we've seen from him... I feel... it's really sad to watch him like this#i mean I know they're under lots of pressure and stress#It's only natural when you work with so many people who you could potentially disappoint#and I know it was his choice to make this solo project happen now but i feel like the company could manage his schedule better#because why he films till 3 am and then right next day has a flight to another country for a concert...#and now we know from soobin they're super busy again#I'm worried his body will just say 'enough' one day and something bad will happen :(#and you have him work so hard and stress and then all this losers online whose biggest achievement is getting 100 likes on a post#writing the worst things about him for no reason... its not that hard to be kind and you dont need to have an opinion about everything :D#at the end of the day that celebrity you hate so much is still pretty and successful#and you're just a friendless jobless empty-headed rotten fool with likes on a post that mean nothing once you close the ap#I'm just glad all this is still fun for him and that he has such a great support system: his members family staff who care about him and us#all we can really do is support them and send them lots of love fr ;; you've done well my jjunie ily ♥
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universal healthcare is not broken and anyone trying to convince you it is is delusional and a dckrider for big health insurance. yes there are wait times but waiting for care is Not the same as being denied care.
in america your physician prescribes care and an insurer can still cuck you out of it because someone across the continent who has never met you can say: doesn’t seem medically necessary. Leaving you to handle a bill that is wildly inflated by the same insurers that just denied you.
let me drill it through your head you can pay thousands a year in premiums and still end up sick and financially burdened for years by One incident. no insurance company is Avoiding going broke by denying claims. theyre doing it to profit off your misfortune and your illness. Because healthcare fundamentally does not cost the amount that they claim it to be.
#delete later#out of pocket rant#i hate these god awful takes on universal health care#and i hate this oh he killed a father#how many fathers do you think uhc let die be real with me#oh 8 billion is only 6% profit margin#bitch it could be 2 percent it could be a negative loss#this is me saying oh i resold a shoe for $60 after buying it for $50 when i also made it for 80 cents#i have been denied things like chest xrays and lung exams#i btw have had a chronic cough for 4+ years#in canada i got this done on the same fking day and results back within a month#there are indeed horror stories and on both sides of know ppl who died due to delayed diagnosis#and ppl who died bc they didnt even want the diagnosis it would have cost them too much#but robbing someone of the choice in my opinion is the worse of the two#putting someone in an impossible position like that is evil#this country love god so much better start praying u stay healthy bc thats the most important thing#also like those horror stories of wait times in the er#im gonna be real if u have severe stomach pain are actively bleeding heart attack or stroke#you will be seen asap#yes if unfortunately everyone around u that day decided to have a stroke or heart attack ur appendicitis will be punted down the line#this is a resource issue NOT a cost issue#this is a they also cut funding to nursing school and limited the number of ppl who can pursue medical degrees issue#not a we dont have privatized health care issue#bc ultimately u need a doctor to see u#not someones sister who is taking stabs at it#and every doctor is bound by the concept of time???#u still have to wait in america ur Charged for it also#and yall it doesn’t even have to be a Big incident#ur local urgent care might just be closed after 8pm and at 9pm u need stitches#or have severe stomach pains and just want it checked
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Jesus is queer and lives in Los Angeles
Footnote to Howl by Allen Ginsberg / Christ Displaying His Wounds by Giacomo Galli / 9-1-1 s2e16 "Bobby Begins Again" / 'stigmata' definition from Britannica / rumors about jesus by Keaton St. James
9-1-1 s2e12 "Chimney Begins" / The Entombment by Peter Paul Rubens (fragment) / trans jesus by Keaton St. James
9-1-1 s8e03 "Capsized" / a sticker I got with socio-cultural queer magazine in Poland / Bible / The Passion of the Christ (2004)
9-1-1 s7e03 "Capsized" / Jesus at the Gay Bar by Jay Humle
Hannibal s3e03 "Secondo" script / 9-1-1 s7e04 "Buck, Bothered and Bewildered" / The Light of the World (St Paul's Cathedral version) by William Holman Hunt (fragment) + its Wikipedia
9-1-1 s7e05 "You Don't Know Me" / the cover of Berek by Marcin Szczygielski / Angels in America by Tony Kushner / Most Sacred Heart of Jesus / Oh My Heart by R.E.M. / Pygmy Love Song by Francis Bebey
Christ in Gethsemane by Heinrich Hofmann / Goodtime Jesus by James Tate / 9-1-1 s7e05 "You Don't Know Me" / Gethsemane by Dry the River
9-1-1 s7e04 "Buck, Bothered and Bewildered" / Cristo de la Concordia (Christ of Peace) in Cochabamba, Bolivia / Personal Jesus by Depeche Mode / 9-1-1 s7e06 "There Goes the Groom" + Christ the Comforter by Carl Heinrich Bloch / God in Jeans by Ryan Beatty
9-1-1 s7e06 "There Goes the Groom" / Christ the Consoler by Kateryna Kariukova / Deathbed by Relient K
Hammer by Dry the River / 9-1-1 s7e04 "Buck, Bothered and Bewildered" / Bible / 9-1-1 s7e06 "There Goes the Groom" / November by Keaton St. James
Something That May Shock and Discredit You by Daniel Mallory Ortberg / 9-1-1 s7e05 "You Don't Know Me" / 9-1-1 s7e10 "All Fall Down" / Making Pies by Patty Griffin / Touch Me from Spring Awakening (with a comment from Genius.com) / Footnote to Howl by Allen Ginsberg
#tommy kinard#bucktommy#evan buck buckley#lou ferrigno jr#web weaving#parallels#keaton st james#bible#dry the river#angels in america#queer jesus#spring awakening#depeche mode#patty griffin#allen ginsberg#911 abc#hannibal#edit#(my stuff)#me: growing up in a very religious country didn't really affect me all that much#also me once i love a character: THIS BABY CAN FIT SO MUCH RELIGIOUS SYMBOLISM
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FUNNY LOVE!💋🌟💝🌺🌼✨ [ sona uses he/him ]
#THE SCAN MADE THE SHIRT MORE RED THAN ORANGE ( HEAD IN HANDS)#it looks. a lot more orange in person I promise 😭😭#self ship#self shipping#but I forgot im a colored pencil warrior this was so much fun…. im so proud of it … sniffs#self ship art#self shipping art#traditional art#colored pencil#black self ship#bipoc self ship#bipoc self shipping#funky kong#donkey kong country#dkc#🩵🦍 love monkeys 🐒🧡#🦍🏄♂️🌊#draws! ✏️
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you can take superman out of the midwest but you can never take the midwest out of superman. in this essay I will be discussing how he accidentally called batman “sir” one (1) time and has never been allowed to live it down in the faces of friends, family, or the man himself…
#dc comics#midwestern clark kent#i love you so much#make that boy a little country#little country LOTTA CUNTY as I like to say#kal e superman#bruce wayne batman#superfam#batfamily#superbat
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Dr. Leonard McCoy + Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991)
#filmedit#trekedit#tosedit#star trek#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#deforest kelley#the undiscovered country#gif#mine#*bonesf#tosfilm#[finally shows up eight years later] hi it's me again#i think the reason i never made this set back in 2016 is because VI is ugly. i love it so much but it's an eyesore i gotta be honest
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