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The Barbie Movie.

A small, non-comprehensive list of things that stood out to me (spoilers? Kind of?)

The soundtrack

All the jokes that played off of what it was actually like to play with barbies (the pool & ocean being flat, the cups having no drinks in them, the shower having no water, etc.

TRANS BARBIE

The choreography

The "I Am Kenough" tie-dye sweater

Barbies of many shapes and sizes! All very beautiful!

THE ENDING, OH MA LORD. Both the way the story concluded really beautifully, but also the ending joke that no one was prepared for—

Just... everything about Ryan Gosling's performance

Kate McKinnon playing the deranged, "ugly" Barbie

In the same vein, that movie would NOT have been complete without representing the kids who played with their dolls "too hard" (cutting their hair, bending them in weird ways, etc.)

Acknowledging that Barbie did in fact mean a lot to some girls. This movie was geared towards everyone, whether you grew up loving Barbie or hating her.

The mom and her daughter

The fact that when Barbie was starting to become "defective" and/or when she was in the real world, you could start to see her ""flaws"". Like I noticed in some scenes her eyebrows were unplucked and no longer perfectly sculpted, or her skin no longer perfectly smooth with foundation.

It was clear that SO much thought and research was put into this. I couldn't believe how many references there were to specific clothing items, certain playsets, etc.

The fact that Barbie and Ken DIDN'T end up together, and that Barbie DIDN'T indulge Ken in his flirtations (is that a word?) even once

THE FACT THAT I WAS SO CLOSE TO ACTUAL TEARS LIKE SEVEN TIMES???? LIKE WHAT????

The weird dark humor coming out of nowhere

The fact that Barbie never once looked at the human women (who were "imperfect" in comparison to her) with disgust

......the moment between her and the woman on the bench 😭😭😭

The mom's rant about how hard it is being a woman (esp a mother) and how you can never win 🙌🙏

The misogyny in the Real World was so well done. It wasn't overexaggated or over the top it was just NORMAL EVERYDAY LIFE

THE JOKE ABOUT HAVING A MAN SIT YOU DOWN TO TALK ABOUT THE GODFATHER ASDJGKDLW

The moment where I went "OH so THAT'S where the mugshot memes came from"

Ruth Handler <3

The fact that everyone came to the theater dressed either in pink or Barbie-like attire :)

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just cari and miley ending the year with the most gayest performance ever

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every single thing to come has turned into ashes cause it’s all over it’s not meant to be so I’ll say words I don’t believe

goodbye

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Enjoy the journey while you’re on it. Cos the joy… is worth the pain.

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paloma and dame doing that thing they do, because they are in love - a never ending story

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Heart of a Lioness MASTERLIST

Summary: You’ve just joined the physio team for the women’s EURO’s 2022 England team, and lots of the girls on the squad can’t seem to stay away from you. One shots with players, (Please request/comment a player you would like to appear in this series for more)

Disclaimer: SMUT, Fluff, Angst, Bad Language

Intro

Note for Y/N (Teaser)

Chapter 1 

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

More Chapters to come - Send in a request which players from the Women’s England you’d like a chapter about

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Omg bacha is unluncky

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Nonnnn nonnnn nonnnn

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Dianiiii je t'aime !!!

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Tobin heart eyes Heath looking at Christen Press: a series

📸: @rookieforlife, @sugarfile, @tobinheath, @leveloneandup

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NOUS SOMMES EN DEMIS ENFIN PUTAIN ENFIN COMMENT JAI ATTENDU DES ANNÉES POUR LE CRIER ÇA

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YEAH Allez les BLEUES !!!!!!

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Omg they're better be giving this pen to France !!!!!

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Mais c'est pas possible Putaing