#i love my huge son

[vampirecatboy]

task failed successfully: developed a favorite among the six nameless dicks i made for this gangbang fic, named him, and now i ship him and Orryn for realsies and am already planning a sequel in which there is actual romance and more fucking because Orryn had one mind-blowing orgasm while speared on a massive cock and decided he was in love lol

[trashmakerarticle]

Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.

Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?

Dick: obviously it’s me?

Tim: it’s dick

Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.

Bruce: it’s Jason

Everyone: WHAT?!?!???

Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week

*everyone looks at dick*

Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school

*everyone looks at tim*

Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him

*everyone looks at Damian*

Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy

Jason: stop spreading lies, I hate you go away

Bruce: my precious little boy

[ivyithink]

some doodles because iwtv brainrot continues strong as ever

[qifreyplushie]

book of bill came out and my partner said baby bill looked like hong'er and i laughed so hard i cried

[maudlintrash]

-Are you shaming people without autism? -Fuck yeah I am!

A little clip from this very funny Will Ospreay interview that I think about every damn day

[ivi-ivisek]

Here have this lil shit post.

After I post my new oc (this dragonfish guy) on bsky I got this comment and I just got an idea...

[n0ahsferatu]

character sheet for my tav mordred :) a grumpy goth weirdo who secretly has a very sensitive heart but has to act like a pissed off possum at all times to keep up appearances. it’s a harsh world for little guys out there. (his nickname is mort)

[iamamythologicalcreature]

Carry On Countdown, Day 1: Creature

(Quotes from "Wayward Son" and "Any Way the Wind Blows" by @rainbowrowell)

My first ever @carryon-countdown! I immediately saw this image in my mind when I read the prompt for day 1.

[akai-anna]

@livmadart voice: he's like a bug

1 | 2 | 3 | 4

[jils-things]

happy mothers day to my first and best momma concept ever designed 💚💚

[afterlife-2004]

[faecaribou]

i love taking those Percy Jackson "Which Greek God is your Parent" quizzes but I usually get Poseidon and I need to know if I'm a basic bitch so

obviously when the quiz is like "choose: do you like the SEA or the COLD EXPANSE OF DEATH" and its super obvious I pick other options or leave the quiz but when they are actually subtle with the choices, I get fucking Poseidon

also! i did not put Hera or Hestia or Artemis as an option on purpose. Other means im expecting to see like minor gods.

[devilsrains]

yasuko aoike 60th anniversary book

illustrations for yasuko aoike's trump cards

[rogdona]

[iminthetunnels]

mom had a company christmas party and they had a raffle or whatever. y’all she won the biggest prize…. $500 fiskcksoofodor so she immediately got all of sasha’s presents. a mailbox, a vacuum, a jellycat donut, and got him a coloring set (he’s been rly into coloring) and with my $100 target gift card i got him some more flashcards and playdoh. he is so blessed!!!! wow<3 we’ll also be able to get a tiny lil tree like last year and put up some important ornaments. not to mention all the gifts he got from all my friends, THANK U!!!!!!

[apricusapollo]

for these past couple of days since the news came out i've been thinking and there are quite a few things that mean the world to me - shadowhunters, teen wolf, DC shows (supergirl, the flash, the legends of tomorrow, arrow), the maze runner - mainly because they're such a huge part of my entire childhood and middle school life that i'm still so nostalgic about.

HOWEVER, one direction has always been a lot more special than the others, simply because my entire fangirl life started with and because of them yk?? the very first fanfiction i read was one direction one, the very first fanfiction i wrote myself was one direction one, the reason why i created my very first twitter fan account (which then led me to finding quite a lot important people in my life later on, including my best friend) back in 2020 account was because of one direction. basically everything you need to do at first to consider yourself a fangirl, in my experience, was because of one direction. and they, all five of them, have meant and always will mean a lot to me.