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Fuyuhiko Usami you will die by my hands

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Truly don’t understand why the astrology girlies get so offended when ppl say that it’s fake bc astrology being fake is one of the best things about it bc you can pick and choose whatever aspects of it you want to suit your needs and discard what doesn’t serve you at your leisure

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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

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Something so poetic abt payday being the 1st of the month

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There’s this one really cool bar that I want to try but every time I make plans to go to go a huge storm happens and it isn’t worth leaving the house

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tomorrow……… is august„„„„,?????

its augu…….st?? tomorrW???????????

8th monTH???????? 4 ,more mont hs of 2013?????????????

what??????????????????????????????………………………..

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(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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lying in front of the street cleaner

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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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guta fróes for elle beauté

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far be it from me to deny the self-evident truth that tumblr is a white and racist website. However you have to admit its a little funny to be throwing that stone from the glass website with an integrated hitler chatbot

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hello kitty shinkansen pink bullet train in japan

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I measured my bust the other day and it just pissed me off like wdym an F???? Where am I gunna get an F cup in this economy????