#i love brucie wayne

[pr0cyon-lotor]

Batman wearing a "Bruce Wayne's #1 H8r" shirt over his costume with a foam finger (but instead of a finger pointing up it's a thumbs down) that says the same thing and a matching baseball cap

The League desperately tries to defend Brucie Wayne

Batman does not care. He throws insults quicker than the league can make arguments. None of them know. Except one of them.

Superman knows. He stands in the back watching and he knows.

A singular tear runs down his cheek as he tries to keep his composure

[chai-law]

Average Brucie Wayne behaviour

[secretidentie]

Bruce "it's not a phase" Wayne.

Dick "I can tell when it's lowercase" Grayson.

Jason "you can't die more than me" Todd.

Tim "I didn't need that organ anyway" Drake.

Damian "clones don't count as blood sons" Wayne.

[frownyalfred]

a random socialite: “Your rude, spoiled children shouldn’t be allowed at these events. They ruin every party they go to.”

Bruce, a rude, spoiled nepo baby currently in a secret competition with his children to see who can ruin this gala first: “…uh huh.”

[batrachois]

Keeping up with the Waynes — now on Batflix

[mx-heinous]

Bruce Wayne is hella suspicious

Like, outside of being a billionaire, he just feels too well-adjusted, you know? With that kind of backstory, it would've been natural for him to be a rogue, but somehow, he isn't. People have looked into the guy's past to try and find dirt on him and... nothing. There's nothing. He does a lot for Gotham, but what's the motive? He's rich rich. Why would he care if he wasn't hiding something? Didn't he also completely disappear for a couple of years? What was he doing? Also, it's Gotham, the place where your postman could secretly be a serial killer. Everyone's a little off here, but not him. Why?

[lastmayqueen]

discussing brucie wayne in heeled oxfords with my husband and they brought up some excellent points:

batman and brucie wayne can't be the same height so only one of them can wear heels

batman needs to be intimidating so he should be taller, so he should have the lifts

this prevents brucie wayne in glamorous heeled loafers :((

the solution i propose: brucie wayne gets his heels, batman wears fuckoff high platforms

my husband then of course saw an excellent opportunity for one of the rogues to notice and message the group chat telling everyone to bully batman for being insecure about his height

we decided this culminated in Harley tweeting "batman, are you insecure about your height because of toxic masculinity or a deep rooted fear of inferiority in any measure?" and one of the robins replying "those are his hooves you bitch"

[im-not-buying-it-ether]

It would be nice to read a Superman comic that’s more Clark than Kal.

It would be nice to read a Batman comic where Bruce does more good as himself for the issues than as Batman.

It would be nice to see Diana in one of her many jobs like a museum curator bringing beautiful pieces of history to light for people to marvel at or as a diplomat.

It would be nice to see Barry solving crimes with his forensic science without bolting off between every discovery to handle things as Flash.

It would be wonderful to read a story about these awesome heroes that was focused on what good their other identities do, with their heroic personas as background instead of the other way around. I hardly hear of stories that last more than a few issues or an arch that gives us a nice long look into their civilian lives, if anyone knows any longer arcs like this I’d love to read them.

[haveihitanerve]

I love that as a fandom we just tend to ignore that canonically Bruce calls himself Batman. Like naw there’s three versions: Brucie, Batman, and just Bruce. Brucie is the himbo, the mask he wears in public, the one who helps gotham and donates and walks teenagers home and all that. Batman is the vigilante, the one who protects the innocent and is occasionally an asshole to his fellow heroes and sidekicks. But Bruce? Just Bruce? Just Bruce is a good dad, he isn't emotionally constipated, Just Bruce follows his kids after an argument and comforts them, Just Bruce apologizes and understands, Just Bruce fights for his kids like hes on his last breath, Just Bruce cares and is there and Just Bruce has a good relationship with everyone, he offers advice to his friends, he takes YJ members in, and he is good dad Bruce Wayne. 

[daydreamerwonderkid]

Probably won't do this every time, but I just wanted to show off the full image of Bruce in his green robes from this piece :3c

[atomiclvr]

one of my favorite brucie wayne gags is when he goes socialite bimbo mode at a dinner party to get out of conversations. “hey pal can you tell me what these controls do? oopsie, spilled my champagne all over them! gee, so sorry.” “well i’d sure give you my number but my butler keeps my cellphone, i don’t know how to work the damn thing!” it’s so funny

[mylifeingotham]

[a-dreamworld-fool]

uh... I just really wanted to draw this man.

[shroudedmoon]

Gotham's darling, Brucie Wayne, rescued during a metropolis kidnapped by none other than the Big Blue Boy Scout himself!

Day 4: Damsel in Distress

I've got a math test tmr ;-; but anyways I'm just now learning I can draw hands huh

If you can’t read my handwriting, the text is under the cut!

Superman: You know, Mr. Wayne, most people are more upset after being kidnapped.

Bruc(i)e: Most people aren't kidnapped once every month. And badly as well! Can you believe these ones only asked for a 5 million dollar ransom!? Am I only worth 5 million now? Is that it?

[br-uwu-cewayne]

Okay you know what no more holding back I'm gonna say it straight and I'm gonna mean it -

Bruce Wayne Can Not Pump His Own Gas.

And i don't just mean it in a "Brucie Wayne persona choice since Gotham's in Jersey so it's what everyone expects" kinda way I mean the man has literally never pumped his own gas into a car a day in his life.

It's just. Never been relevant. You don't pump your own gas in Jersey, so he doesn't do it in his day to day.

"Partying" or on business trips out of state/country is in his Brucie mask so of COURSE he's not gonna do it himself are you KIDDING he's from JERSEY we don't do that there and also RICH that's what the CHAFFEUR is for.

Training or superheroing in other countries was/is mostly survival based in wilderness/rural areas, trekking and climbing on foot through various biomes, while grappling/parkouring/taking more inconspicuous public transportation across cities.

The Batmobile gets refueled nightly, by Alfred, once parked back in the cave.

The man can refuel a jet screaming along at Fuckimg Hell miles an hour, but he can not

physically can not

pump his own gas.

[monst]

Just got out of a meeting and couldn't help but think about how we're totally squandering the opportunity to use icebreakers in fanfic.

Since he's the first person I thought about- Can you imagine Bruce Wayne using them as an opportunity to find out what you're doing and what you like. Like sure he can probably stalk you or hack into your phone if your socials are private. But what if you don't post? What if you're a homebody? (He can't exactly sneak in if you never leave!) And what if you don't chat about your personal life with your coworkers, so he has no clue!? Besides what better way to subtly interrogate you than with work etiquette? And better yet, it's coming straight from you. So you're telling the whole room him about yourself.

I can also just imagine him using his Brucie Wayne persona to shamelessly flirt with you during those parts. Watch him blame it on being tipsy (But don't tell anyone *wink* probably lies to you and says he had too cause of a client he was seeing earlier! You know just in case if him being drunk at work makes you feel a type of way) and he's just so sorry about that you know? How bout he treats you to dinner? As an apology of course?