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Just got out of a meeting and couldn't help but think about how we're totally squandering the opportunity to use icebreakers in fanfic.
Since he's the first person I thought about- Can you imagine Bruce Wayne using them as an opportunity to find out what you're doing and what you like. Like sure he can probably stalk you or hack into your phone if your socials are private. But what if you don't post? What if you're a homebody? (He can't exactly sneak in if you never leave!) And what if you don't chat about your personal life with your coworkers, so he has no clue!? Besides what better way to subtly interrogate you than with work etiquette? And better yet, it's coming straight from you. So you're telling the whole room him about yourself.
I can also just imagine him using his Brucie Wayne persona to shamelessly flirt with you during those parts. Watch him blame it on being tipsy (But don't tell anyone *wink* probably lies to you and says he had too cause of a client he was seeing earlier! You know just in case if him being drunk at work makes you feel a type of way) and he's just so sorry about that you know? How bout he treats you to dinner? As an apology of course?
#Ya have no clue how much I absolutely love the Brucie Wayne persona#Every day I thank Gotham Knights for giving us that club scene ๐ค#The icebreaker question for our meeting was if you had to keep only three apps on your phone which would they be#Tiktok Tumblr & YouTube โ๏ธ#What's your three lmao#this bitch is yapping#inspo#tagging yandere Bruce cause ig you can read it that way but tbh it's in his personality to be a busybody#like he must know everything and will def use all his resources and personas#and like makes sense you know how many partners he's had that have only been with him to expose him or turned out to be villains ๐
#yandere bruce wayne#take a shot every time I say like ๐#bruce wayne x reader
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