#i love barty crouch jr

[bartycrouchjrismyboyfriend]

you cant convince me if there was a triwizard tournament during the marauders’ time there that james regulus sirius remus barty and evan wouldnt beg minnie to preform as a band(she said yes)

james on guitar

sirius on gutair

barty on drums

remus on vocals

evan on vocals(occasionally keyboard)

regulus on keyboard

[spiritstar477]

Sirius: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Remus: baby, I’d make you a lovely little enclosure with all the dirt and compose you’d ever want. I’d hold you and take you places in my pocket and kiss you good night. I’d—. . .

vs

Remus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Sirius: *thinks* yeah, I’d fuck a worm

Remus: *looks at the camera like in the office*

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James: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Regulus: it depends… were you always a worm or were you transfigured into one? The former, no, we’d never have met. The latter, then yes, and I’d figure out how to turn you back.

vs

Regulus: would you still love me if I was a worm?

James: yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Barty: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Evan: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

vs

Evan: would you still love me if I was a worm?

Barty: I’d cut you up so I could have a bunch of you

(bc they’re both batshit insane)

[etherealriver]

Evan: *Whispering French into Barty's ear*

Barty: *Literally can't breathe*

Regulus, who's sitting next to him on the couch: *Fighting for his life not to laugh because Evan's not saying anything remotely sexy, he's just complaining about the weather*

[el-amor-que-perdimos]

i used to think my lil harry potter phase would stop when i got older.

then i crossed over to the gay side. oh boy. oooooh boy. this is now an integral part of my personality forever i'm pretty sure heh

and i'm so here for it.

[fiasco95]

(Jegulus, Rosekiller, Wolfstar!) MODERN AU where the 3Bs heard someone disrespect Regulus and the outcome of it is well..

Regulus, putting his jacket on:

Dorcas: Oh, where are you off to?

Regulus: To bail out the 3Bs.

Pandora: 3Bs?

Regulus: Brother. Bestfriends. Boyfriend.

Dorcas & Pandora, sighing and getting ready to go out as well: Fuck’s sake.

Bonus…

Regulus: I’m not mad that you did what you did. I’m mad that you got caught.

Sirius, James, Remus, Barty & Evan: Sorry.

Dorcas: Can’t believe you didn’t invite me.

Pandora: Exactly. Then you guys wouldn’t have been caught if we were there to help.

[ecstarry]

imagine regulus’ bachelor trip were he made pandora best woman and she makes everyone wear pink team groom shirts and pink cowboy hats with sparkles and honestly reg doesn’t mind because the sight of all of them with matching shirts in the airport is fucking hilarious they are in the american express lounge waiting for their flight and parents are keeping their children close and covering their ears because barty ‘bad mouth’ crouch can’t stop talking about all the absolutely not family friendly activities they will be doing that weekend

[swimmingclass1978]

What if reg was an animagi and he could turn into a duck.

Imagine walking down the hogwarts corridor and you see james and sirius being chased by a duck with a wand in its mouth.

Idk just something about fussy duck reg sitting on top of james' head quacking at everyone

[popcornhee]

No October without rosekiller

[veethebeequeen]

No the real reason that Sirius didn't go insane when he was in Azkaban is because he and barty just constantly talked shit about people who they hated from Hogwarts, and it was probably a little like this

Sirius: Barty

Sirius: hey Barty do you remember Corban and Maria from school

Barty: yeah

Sirius: well I read in the prophet that they are getting a divorce because he cheated on her with her cousin

Barty: no!

Sirius: yes!

[bartycrouchjrismyboyfriend]

pandora:do you think im weird?

barty: oh yeah no your fucking weird

[moonyswarmsweaters]

Pandora: fight me

Barty: *standing behind her* touch her and you'll regret it

Even: *standing behind both of them* touch either of them and you won't live long enough to regret anything

[moondustinfj]

*Regulus fake dating Barty to make James jealous*

Barty *in a fake accent* : Regulus, love, you'll have to introduce me

Barty: *wraps his arms around Regulus' neck*

Regulus: Of course. This is James

James *looking between them* : Hi

Barty * taking James' hand* : Sorry, Jim?

James *annoyed*: It's James.

Barty: Jacob? Jacques? Giacomo?

Regulus: James

Barty: Ooooh ok, fancy

James: It was...nice to meet you

Barty: So nice to meet you too Hamish

[all-too-unwell-13]

i'm going to war (looking through the rosekiller tag for an actual rosekiller fic)

[daddiesdrarryy]

"Hear me out he didn't do anything wrong" No! Stop erasing my man's flaws. He did everything wrong and that's why I love him, for all the bad and the worst parts of him

[until-the-house-shakes]

Evan Rosier, who every first year is scared of from first sight.

Evan Rosier, who has gotten into more fist fights than he cares to keep track of.

Evan Rosier, whose idea of fun is slowly dwindling down someone’s insanity until they finally snap.

Evan Rosier, who is wrapped so firmly around James’, Barty’s and Regulus’s fingers. (Platonically or not)

Evan Rosier, who will make sure whatever James wants, he gets.

Evan Rosier, who will stay up all night with Regulus if he had a bad dream.

Evan Rosier, who will spend hours convincing Barty he isn’t awful, and is worth so much more than what his father claims.

Evan Rosier, who will let Pandora braid his hair, apply makeup on him, and do his nails all because the other girls were busy.

Yes he might have a scary and tough outer layer, but on the inside, he is a teddy bear for those that deserve it.

[lexithwrites]

Starchaser is a sweet jock who loves love and is friends with everyone dating the quiet, menacing looking black cat

Moonseeker is the tall, shy, bookworm that shows love in soft touches and secret notes dating the quiet, menacing looking black cat

Then Bartylus…Bartylus is just one loud psycho and one quiet psycho holding hands