#i like EVERY WLW SHIP
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Ggrrr I wish disenchantment was better. I binged it all because I'm sick somebody talk to me about this.
#the groening show on netflix#it had so much potential#and i did enjoy it!!! plenty of the characters were awesome#but it tried to be too big. wanted to incorporate too much. i didn't like beans magic. it got really repetitive#it felt like a lot of the movement between “lands” was super unnecessary. and took up a lot of time that could have been used in narrative#development#and you know the most fucked up part is that there was a Canon wlw couple that was end game AND I DIDNT EVEN LIKE THEM TOGETHERRR#and the last seasons egregious hyperfocus on love specifically romantic love like#it was cringe im sorry!!! not great writing#im glad beans relationship w her dad got better but i didnt like how instantanious it felt#also obv. i hate the whole thing with prince derek and his pixie gf. ew. really weird#but there was so much good and it couldve been great#i still enjoyed it but it fell short in so many ways#HOW DO YOU HAVE A QUEER GIRL COUPLE THAT I DONT LIKE!!! ME!!! QUEER GIRL NUMBER 1!!!!!!#i like EVERY WLW SHIP#and mora x bean had potential but like#it seemed a lot of the time liek they didnt even really like eachother. they aggravated tf out of eachother and not in like a hehe gay ppl#who bicker type of way. it was very much lesbian couple written by straight man feeling. idk if thats true but its the vibe i got#to the end im sad elfo never really actionably got over his weird thing about bean. he just said he did#and him and miri/mop girl. ehhhhh#i like her but she should have had a more gradual introduction into the main cast because she really feels like an after thought#glad zog moved to the woods that seemed like the right move#bean kinda handing the kingdom off to the elves kinda felt like a cop out after thought#like she got all weird about this is their kingdom we stole it from them and then only rwally gave it up after she got something that she#wanted more#please let me remake this show!!!!!!!!#also steam land!!! i like the concept but the execution and the travellimg back and forth between the two#the biggest issue this show suffered with though was repetition.#animation was fun. i enjoyed the use of 3d especially in later seasons#a lot of the jokes were funny but a lot just fell short.
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Save me french yuri... Save me
#genshin impact#arledrone#sandrone#arlecchino#haha remember when we all thought that sandrone and arlecchino would both show up in fontaine and be gay together?#good times.... good times#jk i'm ready to end it all actually#I KNOW WE HAVE LIKE ONE LAST MAJOR FRENCH PATCH BEFORE NATLAN BUT IVE JUST ABOUT LOST ALL HOPE#the way that literally every wlw arle pairing got fed so well following arle's drip marketing EXCEPT for arledrn... hate it here so bad#anyways shipping aside HOW is it possible that the frenchiest of french harbingers with heavy ties to machinery#and like two major world quests tied to specifically to her lore and is even MENTIONED of being present in fontaine#also being one of the first harbingers ever mentioned dating back all the way to the description of chode's teaser trailer#just???? doesnt show up??????#Sandy enjoyers are stronger than any us marine because my GOD are we struggling out here#anyways ignore the fact that I completely forgot to draw sandy's wind up key it was hard drawing through the tears#(actually it was cause i half-assed this doodle but we dont talk about that)
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Because the “shrodinger’s queerbait” nonsense will never go away, indulge me an analogy (and a long post).
wlw ships are the “made from scratch” cake in a world where we only ever expect cake mix from the box.
Say you have a show where, in the first interaction between a male and female character, there is a red box. It could be a Betty Crocker box of cake mix. Because all it takes is just one smile — one wink — one raised eyebrow— and the fans don’t question it. We’re clearly making a cake here. The box is red.
Meanwhile, you have two female characters building their own relationship that have elements that could build to romance. There are eggs in the fridge. A few more episodes, there’s flour in the pantry. Sugar. Baking powder. Queer fans start whispering…we could be making a cake here. Other fans scoff “you will read into anything. They’re just eggs! Everyone has eggs in their fridge!” Maybe so, maybe not. They are written off as discrete ingredients, nothing to see here.
That red box is still sitting in the pantry. Obviously we’re going with that one, and it’s definitely cake mix. That guy and girl stood next to each other again.
The wlw relationship is now full-on batter. It was a cake recipe all along, but it’s not baked yet. The crowd that wrote off every ingredient is now saying the writers are just going to “squander” that box that could be ready-made cake mix or that they’re being “forced” to bake a cake with the very ingredients the writers deliberately bought and put in their pantry.
Now it’s in the oven, the cake is baking. That crowd will still insist it’s forced, or maybe its actually something else, or it’s rushed, or it’s pandering. Whether the writers painstakingly built a pantry to make the cake they truly wanted or they were cultivating good ingredients and realized they had the fixings for a more decadent cake and went there, it doesn’t matter. It’s still a recipe. One that fans who always have to piece together ingredients had hoped for or saw from the get-go, despite being scoffed at and disparaged. Just because that crowd didn’t see (or refused to see) those ingredients as part of a whole, doesn’t make it any less of a recipe.
And wlw fans shouldn’t have to keep writing essays to demonstrate that the wlw “cake” has all the ingredients every cake mix does, or keep pointing out that fans were ready to believe a cake was being baked when they saw a nondescript box, but that they’ll do anything to discredit or doubt the cake from scratch that’s now cooling off on the counter.
It is partly a function of heteronormativity from the audience in immediately seeing romance in any whisper of interaction between m/f characters and passing off all charged interactions between female characters are sisterly or platonic. And it also comes from writers, who are either being cautious so as not to spook corporate overlords or audiences, or who are preserving plausible deniability.
To take the analogy further, box cake mix is fine! It works! It is, practically speaking, what a lot of folks know by default. I thought I was a Duncan Hines girl once myself. Vanilla cake mix has the ingredients measured out, it’s a safe bet, it tastes like cake.
But it doesn’t mean every red box is cake mix. And it doesn’t make the cake that had to be pieced together from scratch due to censorship, caution, time, narrative build-up, what-have-you, any less of a cake.
#Also this is a pillsbury cake mix hate blog so it doesnt count. The good ones have red boxes.#are we discoursing on this fine evening? Why not.#This could be about literally any wlw ship#but as someone who binged 8 volumes of rwby before 9 and missed all the drama but sees the vestiges of it years later somehow#its wild to me. Because as someone who saw the narrative in one gulp#it is very obvious they have put a lot of love and attention into Bumbleby#anyway this applies to#Bumbleby#korrasami#clexa#bubbline#harlivy#i could keep going#Having to defend a wlw ship like it’s a dissertation EVERY TIME is exhausting#And the fact that wlw fans have been burned before shouldn’t be wielded as a sword and a shield every time a wlw ship is viable
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constantly stuck between the idea of "we need more strong female friendships in media!" and "but what if they kissed"
#we DO need strong female friendships#but every time i find a friendship i like i also think they could be together lmao#solinh#sophiana#literally all the kotlc wlw ships#kotlc#marelinh
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im worried i want you with the power of a thousand suns burning as one
#fate#fate stay night#sakura matou#rider#sakurider#hiii finally posts something NOT oc and. looks at hand its an underrated yuri pairing . smiles and twitches#they make me s happyt o draw tho i needed to get out of my system#normally i feel like idk what to do when it comes to backgrounds but im pretty satisfied w this one!! ugh i love my girls sm#ofc im comparing my fave ships to mannequin pussy songs. ofc. ofc what else would i be doing#medusa fate#rider fate#heavens feel#yuri#wlw#my art#fgo#fate grand order#loading every tag in here yall.#i jst love them#and they love eachother#in tehir sick twisted wau#rider medusa#dark sakura
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Okay who's gonna be my homoerotic best friend who's also j as sexy and hot as me and we go on adventures together and everyone ships us but it will never be canon cause we're both in a straight relationship with partners that we have little to no chemistry with that diminishes both partners character potential to just a sad hetero relationship to stop the gays
#what if i j tag literally every gay ship like this i can think of#drarry#kara x lena#jason todd x roy harper#wolfstar#kind of#sambucky#tony stark x stephen strange#timkon#im trying so hard to think of more wlw but all my favs r canon#klance#zukka#tho suki and sokka were cute but like mei and zuko had no chemistry for me#destiel
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those damned anime weebs were right, Neon Genesis Evangelion really does go fucking hard
#neon genesis evangelion#evangelion#end of evangelion#neon genisis#i loved all the parts with the childhood trauma :)c#aka every second of every episode#also god damn the fanbase is annoying LMAAAO#people saying shinji was a coward and too whiny; like bro u get ur 14 year old ass up in that ship and fight a biblically accurate angel#the size of fucking EARTH#like homie its about child abuse; ptsd trauma; and the despair it brings and how you can break through that despite how dark it gets#fanbase is literally like 30+ redditorbros like 'do you ship AsuShin or ReiShin? haha who do u think is hotter? ;P'#LIKE NONE YOU FREAK THEY'RE 14 AHHHH#.....but obviously Ritsuko and Maya are endgame. theyre canon wlw and 24+. its fuckin over for yall#thank you for reading my rambling bullshit ;-)
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THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DOODLE… it just spiraled. The power of yuri cats i guess
if you can't tell, yes this is a courtzzy thing. Designs made by @popstart and here's link to them both
#cheese posting#courtzzy#td izzy#td courtney#art#total drama#cats#god i loved drawing this. loved doing the background. i was straight up on autopilot while making it it's great#if you're wondering every stylistic decision picked while drawing can be summed up by “doing it for the vibe”#idk i felt like making something for yuri day#and i was originally gonna make a heatherra screenshot redraw (still making it)#but then popstart posted their cat designs and well. let's just say. this happened#this is the second time i've put a heatherra on the backburner for something else huh#and both times it was to draw another wlw ship
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So let's say it's working out
You pretend to love his mother
Lying to your friends about
How he's such a goddamn good lover
Gwikki - Femininimenon (Chappell Roan)
#that 90s show#gwen x nikki#nikki x gwen#wlw ship#otp: you're so strong and together#otp: your bras always match your underwear like in the commercials!#gwen and nikki#gwikki#gwenik#gwikkishippersclub#my gifs#my edits#my stuff#my babies always#I need to make sure to make something for them every day because I do not want to lose my muse for them
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I want to live in a universe where Aoinene has the exact same popularity and overload of content as SatoSugu
#not slandering my goats btw i’m just starved for aoinene content#the fact that it took me a hot minute to see them edited to good luck babe! is insane#i neeeeed more edits i neeeeeed ricky montgomery to be aware of them#i need ppl to be aware of them to the point that they’re mentioned in every single one of those “popular ship that you hate” videos#jokes aside tho i’m glad the tbhk fandom is on the smaller side#i don’t want to deal with all the dudebros#i do wish this level of popularity for any wlw ship tho#but like specifically aoinene i love them sm#the canon ships are objectively better but still#aoinene my beloveds#aoinene#flowerfish#yashikane#toilet bound hanako kun#tbhk
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@ everyone who mistakes my Jacin for a lesbian: you make my life brighter
#every single time i post jacinter. every time. someone thinks it's gay. and im living for it#i'm not even TRYING to make him look like a girl i have just assigned him the Pretty Boy role back in 2017 and then gained clout in wlw#ship circles and now my friends and i call him lesbian jacin. beautiful#tlc liveblog#i feel like i draw him a lot like yato but no one ever thought yato was a lesbian. science of blonde hair bitches
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Every wlw Ninjago ship
cuz I can
Acidrain - Nya x Tox
Ambergas - Skylor x Tox
Amberphoenix - Skylor x Nya
Amberprincess - Skylor x Harumi
Fluid - Nya x Chamille
Jadewolf - Harumi x Akita
Jadeamberphoenix/Amberwaterjade - Nya x Harumi x Skylor
Jetfaith - Jet Jack x Faith
Mirror - Skylor x Chamille
Nightshade(also known by 20 other names) - Chamille x Tox
Pixrumi - Pixal x Harumi
Playdate - Nya x Dogshank
Polyponytail - Nya x Skylor x Pixal
Riptide - Nya x Ultraviolet
Royalty - Vania x Harumi
Samurai - Nya x Pixal
Scroll - Misako x Aspheera
Stolendata - Skylor x Pixal
Sunrise/Sunset - Vania x Skylor
Violent - Harumi x Ultraviolet
Viper - Aspheera x Machia
Waterjade - Nya x Harumi
Watercloud/Vanya - Vania x Nya
Wetdog - Nya x Akita
Windtech - Sora x Euphrasia
If I forgot something or got a name wrong please let me know!
#ninjago#I feel like Im forgetting something#ninjago amberphoenix#wlw#lesbian#sapphic#ninjago ships#I'm not gonna tag every ship#windtech#waterjade#amberphoenix#playdateshipping#violentshipping#stolendatashipping#polyponytail#nightshadeshipping#acidrainshipping#idk#samuraishipping#mirrorshipping#scrollshipping#I quit
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I find it so funny that 14 year old little me who was a multishipper that was shipping so many ships with the og main four of hsmtmts, would not BELIEVE the shit if i told them about what happens later on
#like I was shipping EVERY ship with those four (besides ej/nini they're wlw/mlm solidarity and hostility)#her mouth would be dropped on the goddamn ground ansjdjfjjgjr#hsmtmts#rina#rini#portwell#caswen#gini#jaiden rants
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imply women might like each other romantically to see celibacy defenders and 'stop being horny' warriors crawl out of the woodwork I guess
#the poll has exposed me to a lot of really depressing mindsets that I never realized we re so popular#in my little insulated bubble of being into dunmeshi with 12 other people the majority of whom are also wlw#like. damn these people really scream and cry and throw up at the idea of femslash#dont even get me started on the fact that the mithrun kabru ship won over them last year I am so fucking mad#at least there's plenty of support for the girls too for every disaparagibg comment#cor.txt
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#legit though part of why i often find myself more interested in m/f ships is two-fold#a) they still have women in them and b) m/f ships are allowed to be. well. fucked up for lack of a better word#like my god there were people losing their shit about shadowzel and saying it was wrong to ship it#when frankly it's a very tame example enemies to lovers even though we like to joke about ''toxic yuri''#but there's fuckin discourse about it because istg there's this weird attitude that f/f ships need to be Pure or whatever the fuck??#have y'all ever known lesbians irl??? wlw are every bit as screwed up as everybody else#and yes positive rep is important but i think queer women ESPECIALLY should be allowed to tell the stories they want to tell#without members of their own community jumping down their throats and telling them they're morally bankrupt#because their ship isn't all soft sunshine and rainbows and equal power dynamics and Correct Thinking On The Issues#maybe policing and shaming real queer women for ''glorifying abuse'' or whatever the fuck#(when most of the time they aren't even doing that!!!!)#is the actual negative impact here
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Eva should've been the character ppl ship with basically everyone ngl
#cheese posting#td eva#she needs more attention#i like basically every wlw eva ship#evzy's great. kava's neat. i am a big advocate for heatheva.#also her interactions with ppl could've been interesting! i wanna see her talk to courtney and alejandro and jo and shit
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