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those damned anime weebs were right, Neon Genesis Evangelion really does go fucking hard
#neon genesis evangelion#evangelion#end of evangelion#neon genisis#i loved all the parts with the childhood trauma :)c#aka every second of every episode#also god damn the fanbase is annoying LMAAAO#people saying shinji was a coward and too whiny; like bro u get ur 14 year old ass up in that ship and fight a biblically accurate angel#the size of fucking EARTH#like homie its about child abuse; ptsd trauma; and the despair it brings and how you can break through that despite how dark it gets#fanbase is literally like 30+ redditorbros like 'do you ship AsuShin or ReiShin? haha who do u think is hotter? ;P'#LIKE NONE YOU FREAK THEY'RE 14 AHHHH#.....but obviously Ritsuko and Maya are endgame. theyre canon wlw and 24+. its fuckin over for yall#thank you for reading my rambling bullshit ;-)
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March 25th
THE DESTRUCTION OF THE ONE RING
"'Come, Mr. Frodo!' he cried. 'I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you!"" "Out of the depths came his last wail Precious, and he was gone. There was a roar and a great confusion of noise. Fires leaped up and licked the roof. The throbbing grew to a great tumult, and the Mountain shook." "'The realm of Sauron is ended!' said Gandalf. 'The Ring-Bearer has fulfilled his Quest.' "
'For the Quest is achieved, and now all is over. I am glad you are here with me. Here at the end of all things, Sam.
#on this day#thank u all for this wild ride#theres gonna be more posts through the year but this is the main event so i am done until sam and frodo wake up LMAO#sorry for some of the gif sizes got fucked#lotr#the lord of the rings#return of the king#the return of the king#lotr edit#lotr edits#lotr gif#lotr gifs#tolkien#jrrt#frodo and sam#frodo baggins#samwise gamgee#gollum#aragorn#merry brandybuck#pippin took#pippin#gandalf#sauron#mordor#middle-earth#lord of the rings#peregrin took#middle earth#tolkien gifs
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Dib stop tweeting about zim
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#invader zim#iz#invader zim meme#iz fanart#dib membrane#iz zim#iz dib#iz zadr#zadr#stupid dumb bugs get posted on twitter at bag angles for clout#irkens look like little insects yet they have ships the size of Volkswagen beetles that have the power to obliterate the entire earth#if they so please#they literally choose their rulers based on fucking height like lil ants yet they have the technology of GODS#I both love and am infuriated by irken civilization can you tell#anyways#silly art#my art
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Thunder's getting louder and louder and louder
#xmen#xmen fanart#ororo x logan#ororo munroe#logan howlett#wolverine/storm#forgot their ship name....#i listen to electric love ONCE and get fucking POSSESSED#i think theyre my fav canon relationship......love them love the outback era#also drawing size differences is hard#also also on a different reading this drawing is just me being very gay abt my very gay current life experiences......#peace and love on planet earth
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We all know about the fuss around Pluto, how many decry its "demotion" to a dwarf planet, and how it's still an honorary planet in the hearts of many, and I totally get it, but I don't think any of you out there are taking it far enough.
What about the rest of the so-called "dwarf" planets, huh? where's their justice? what about Ceres? Haumea? Makemake? Eris? fucking Quaoar?! why have just eight planets when you can have 18?! Why only invite Pluto to the party if you're already gonna expand the guest's list?!
you know what should be "demoted"? fucking Phobos and Deimos, the two "moons" of Mars. these two motherfuckers are proof that the barrier-to-entry for moons is too low. they're barely visible, they don't effect mars in any meaningful way, they aren't even round since they aren't big enough to round themselves under their own gravity, and one of them isn't even in a stable orbit of Mars! Phobos is gonna get ripped apart by mars' gravity in just a few dozen million years!
the concept of a "Dwarf Moon" is too good for them. they should be called, like, sateloids or something. Lunoids at most. fuck em
#all of this is a joke btw#I know why Dwarf Planets are defined separately from the rest of the solar system#but tbf we as a society are sleeping on them hard#if Pluto was discovered after the concept of a dwarf planet was defined#we wouldn't even know it existed#which is a shame because it's a fucking Baller!#you see those close up images we got?!#That Data About It?!#Fucking Sick!#cool and interesting as fuck!#but nobody'd care enough to know if we'd found it after coming up the idea of Dwarf Planets#imagine all the cool & interesting shit out in the Kuiper that'd be common knowledge#if they got the same attention pluto did for being 'The Ninth Planet'!!!!!#also fuck phobos and Deimos#we gotta come up with subcategories for moons fr#bc as it stands right now#a second earth orbiting jupiter#and a mcdonald's-sized boulder orbiting mercury shaped roughly llke mitt romney's dog#would be the same type of celestial object under our classifications#and I feel like there are some SIGNIFICANT DIFFERENCES THERE#like the only thing they'd have in common is orbiting a planet the way a planet orbits a star
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Earth is a terrestrial planet, despite 70% of it's surface being covered in water. It has a molten iron core, and has existed for about 4.5 billion years. It's the third planet out from it's star (a yellow dwarf).
The Cartologist: Oooh, interesting, is there more?
The Cartologist: Oh, is that what the song about cheese comes from?
The Coordinator: Yes, mortal planets that have had life for a long time do tend to experience multiple extinction events, which is one of the reasons it is important we tend to our duties.
#toh#the owl house#ask blog#ask the archivists#asks are open#id in alt text#toh oc#meteor shower event#second anon I must inform you that I was always taught there are 7 continents and 5 oceans#and as a north american you combining north and south america#but keeping asia and europe separate even though they're more of a singular landmass than the americas#I had to stare out the window into the inky void of space#also you forgot the continent of antarctica#Also why are you including SEAS in the OCEAN count?#sorry if it sounds like I'm beefing with you on any serious level I am just genuinely baffled#Might as well call the great lakes an ocean if you're counting the black sea#And count the Caspian sea since that's the same size as the Black sea#fuck it any body of water you can't see across is now an Ocean#We live on water world let's exploit that and give ourselves an insane number of oceans#just like how I learned the Earth doesn't have an agreed upon name by the whole world#I am now shaking the ENTIRE earth so we can all agree upon a standard model for oceans and continents#like please for the love of god can we be on the same page *sobbing emoji*#I don't even care if the model I was taught becomes outdated#I just think we should all agree about something basic like the number of oceans and continents on this planet
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HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!
#THAT'S RIGHT!#HE TOOK HIS SCALY LIZARD DICK OUT AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE!#AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS “THIS BIG”#AND I SAID “THAT'S DISGUSTING!”#SO I'M MAKING A CALL-OUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM!#DIMITRI LOUSTEAU!#YOU GOT A SMALL DICK IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER!#AND GUESS WHAT?#HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE!#(boom)#THAT'S RIGHT BABY#ALL POINTS#NO SCALES#NO SLIME#HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT?#I'M GONNA FUCK THE EARTH!#THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET!#MY#SUPER#LASER#P I S S !#EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THE EARH!#I'M GONNA GO HIGHER! I'M PISSING ON THE MOOOOOOOOON!#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?#I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!#YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH!#SO GET OUT OF SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!#sly cooper#sly 2 band of thieves#bentley the turtle
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i love all my mutuals a lot !!!! except for @elizakai FUCK @elizakai PUBLIC EXECUTION for @elizakai
#I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: ELIZAKAI'S A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER#THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE#THAT'S RIGHT#THEY TOOK THEIR ELIZAKAI FUCKING QUILLY DICK OUT#AND THEY PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE#AND THEY SAID THEIR DICK WAS “THIS BIG”#AND I SAID “THAT'S DIGUSTING”#SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TUMBLR.COM: ELIZAKAI THE ARTIST#YOU GOT A SMALL DICK#IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER#AND GUESS WHAT? HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE#THAT'S RIGHT BABY#ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS#LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG#THEY FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT#I'M GOING TO FUCK THE EARTH#THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS#EXCEPT I'M NOT GOING TO PISS ON THE EARTH#I'M GOING TO GO HIGHER I'M PISSING ON THE MOON#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT
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NOOOOOO......
#Xiran Jay Zhao translated Zuko's diary on twt and apparently the chinese is rly weird 😭 which like.#I feel like no one on Earth has an excuse for bad foreign language translations in their animation or shows because atla proved that its#as fucking childishly simple as hiring. ONE SINGULAR GUY. who can read and write in that language. like that's literally all it takes. help.#natla#also help everyone in the comments is roasting the spacing and size issues which. yeah probably a prop malfunction but thinking of it#as 'Zuko cant space his characters for shit and everyone on twitter is making fun of him for it' hits better for me.
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#ive come to make an announcement shadow the hedgehogs a bitchass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife thats right he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife#and he said his dick was THIS BIIG and i said thats disgusting#so im making a callout post on my twitter dot com shadow the hedgehog; you got a small dick its the size of this walnut except way smaller#and gues what? HERES WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE#THATS RIGHT BABY ALL POINTS NO QUILLS NO PILLOWS LOOK AT THAY IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG#HE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT IM GONNA FUCK THE EARTH THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET MY SUPER LASER PISSSSS#EXCEPT IM NOT PISSING ON THE EARTH IM GONNA GO HIGHER IM PISSING ON THE MOOOON#HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT#YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DRRRRRROPLLLLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO
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Decided to create some alien slugs for a comic. These splorpable little fellas are generally the least conflict-seeking sillies to ever be found by humanity. But, unfortunately they have to deal with the events I'll only detail once i get to that point in the story.
Also a tidbit I forgot to mention in the drawing is that they essentially have different varieties depending on the environment their ancestors have adapted to. And due to their planet's sheer humidity , all of them can exist on land, but there are those who are better adapted to the oceans (the majority of their population) and those who are better fit for their islands (the minority of their population). I might draw some examples later to represent the different races within the species after coming up with some of them.
#artists on tumblr#digital art#artwork#art#aliens#sea slugs#nudibranch#the fucking thing#the nature of predators#nop fanmade species#the blorbos#speculative biology#cute#blob#adorable#the sillies#planet#k2-155b#super earth#red dwarf star#squishy#*resisting the urge to grasp firmly*#fun fact they have 12 eyes#but they are small enough to be mistaken for freckles#yeah the Federation hasn't reached far enough to cull any variety in their population from the gene pool#and that alongside being invertebrates is how you reach enough genetic diversity that some varieties are getting categorized as subspecies#and fun fact: they have 3 tongues#they're also less vulnerable to salt than earth slugs#but it can still give them a slow and agonizing death; just adapt your amount of salt to their size multiply that by 1.5#fictional species
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fuck it *beams thunderbee propaganda directly into your brain*
#thunderbee#transformers#thundercracker#bumblebee#idw g1#i suppose.#This is a rough sketch. Fuck accurate size fuck clean lines we ball.#art stuffs#fanart#Something something foils for motivation#something something tragic way one is disillusioned and wants to get away from the war while the other also wants the war to stop but is#too tied to his sense of duty#getting out of a hopeless conflict by leaving it vs getting out by trying to#push through to the hope#what can I say. I’m a goofy guy.#tf#just a goofy guy who loves a doomed star crossed love#they watch dorky earth films. you can have that snippet of happiness. I’ll probably sketch some of that fluff next
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It is taking everything in me to not post my extremely self indulgent Transformers x Pacific Rim x Gundam (kinda?) cross over fic about an OC of mine. Guys I fucking love big robots
#pacific rim#transformers#optimus prime#GRGATAGRAGARA#like#the au is similar to g1 but only the autobots crash on earth and#obviously#there are giant fucking monsters#Optimus js desperately trying to get the ark fixed while two jagers jump leatherback in the backround#i love the idea of small seintent robot looking up at massive titan sized robot and going#“hmm humans made that okay cool”#i also think that cybertronians would find the idea of a Jeager fucked up for several reasons#but anyways#i love robots#especially when they are sexy#i love you Optimus Prime#and I love you Gypsy Danger
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT!
-Eggman
#I've come to make an announcement; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right#he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife#and he said his dick was “This big” and I said that's disgusting#so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com#Shadow the Hedgehog#you've got a small dick#it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller#and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT#THAT'S RIGHT#BABY. ALL POINTS#NO PILLOWS. Look at that#it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET#MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT#OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PI#dont ban me pls#underblog💛#non canon🧊#ask martlet!❄️#shitpost
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do pantsuits and blazers just not exist for someone who's 5'0 with a 32" waist and who's stomach Sticks Out
#it is literally hell on earth trying to find clothes that fit me becahse my proportions are fucked to shit#so no One Size fits me exactly. im in that stage where im between sizes and those sizes just dont fucking exist#tall skinny bitches get everything
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Yeah I get it, it's mufasa, he's a pivotal character to millions of people's childhood, he's part of the worlds most successful musical, but he has an announcement to make.
#sonic 3#ive got an announcement to make#shadow the hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker#he pissed on my fucking wife#thats right#he took his hedgehog fucking quily dick out and pissed on my wife#and he said his dick was#THIS BIG#and i said thats disgusting#so im making a callout post on my twitter.com#shadow the hedgehog#you got a small dick#its the size of this walnut excelt way smaller#and guess what#heres what my dong looks like#💥#thats right baby#all points#no quils#no pillows#look at that it looks like two balls and a bomb#he fucked my wife#so guess what#im gonna fuck the earth#thats right this is what you get!#my super laser piss!#🎆#except im not gonna fuck the earth#im gonna go higher#im pissing on the moon!
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