#i laughed so hard lmao
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omena-perkele · 3 months ago
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I guess he really was coming
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xielianlover2 · 4 months ago
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"Xie Lian, you WOUND me, you think I would go to a brothel."
- Hua Cheng (Heaven Official's Blessing s2 Dubbed)
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adelacreations · 1 year ago
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Okay DOES Lord Billy have a favorite child?
Erica. It's Erica.
She might be the middle child but she knows she can get away with shit.
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fe3h-academyrp · 2 months ago
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hi!! you don’t need to post this but im one of the mods in the officer’s academy and I can’t dm you to send a link from our account. do you mind pls toggling it or following the rp blog 🥲
give it up to our flayn and ignatz everybody. bullying a mod on the official tumblr account 😔👍
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aroacefanartist · 1 month ago
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ok so, helicopters regularly fly by where i live (right next to a medical centre lol)
and anyway. so im watching 911, yknow, im at 5 13. basically at the end. eddie just had his breakdown.
buck asks 'what are you afraid of'
and right then. i hear a fucking helicopter flying by
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blakbonnet · 4 months ago
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@marbledwings absbsnsnkdkdkdk
ed literally did the flip cause stede called zheng "super tough" and he was trying to impress him btw
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catchymemes · 2 months ago
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crows-home · 1 year ago
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more funny things that happened on my first watch of nimona
ID by @peachygos
[ID: A comic juxtaposing screenshots from Nimona 2023 and drawn panels of two people on a couch, one wearing a cap and the other glasses. First is Ballister kneeling in front of the Queen, as she says "Congratulations, Sir Boldheart." Cap says, "OK!! Calling it right now! Queen's gonna die & they're gonna think he did it." Glasses says, "You think?" Cap continues, "Yup! Said in the summary that he's accused of a tragedy. They're gonna find her stabbed w/ his sword by the morning. Maybe during a party or smth." Glasses says, "Hm... Maybe-"
The second image shows just the two on the couch, washed in green light from the screen as the Queen dies. They look at the screen in gaping shock, then at each other.
The next screenshot is of Ballister clutching at his shoulder with a grunt of pain. Both people lean forward in focus. Glasses says, "Wait- did he cut off his whole arm-?" Cap says, "No! Nah, he just knocked the sword out of his hand, I think. Maybe his shoulder got hurt & he's holding his arm back?" Glasses says, "Dude I don't think-"
The final screenshot is a continuation of the previous shot, the camera zooming out to show Ballister clutching his shoulder, and his severed arm laying in the foreground. Both characters silently watch the screen in shock. Glasses gasps and covers their mouth with their hand. /end ID]
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havesomewafflefrys · 7 months ago
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The doctor, standing there, with a face of pure jealousy and discust, as he watched Rose pet a fucking cat. Will NEVER not be funny to me.
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livelovecaliforniadreams · 4 months ago
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thatlesbeanjew · 2 months ago
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Telling my coworker bestie about Epic: The Musical
Me: “it’s based on the Odyssey and the story of Odysseus-“
Bestie: “Wait, is that the guy that falls in love with his mom?”
Me, chokes: “N O ! No! That’s Oedipus!”
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jennortegas · 1 year ago
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Apologies, madam, I didn't see you there. Would you care for an apéritif to start? We have several rare Micqueot vintages in stock. Or perhaps you'd like a glass of Umeshu?
+ bonus:
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bacchuschucklefuck · 5 months ago
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dreaming abt sophomore year class swap bard!riz
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#fantasy high#fantasy high sophomore year#fhsy#riz gukgak#ft. kalina#fh class quangle#tbh Im not suuuper happy with the bones of these designs yet#but also its just a bit hard to measure up to how strong ''kid who wears suit to school'' is#I kiinda gear the sophomore year design specifically towards like. cameraman-esque aesthetics#kind of dude who's working the light rig And the audio at the same time. dude who's running inbetween two huge tripods#theres also a thing with the freshman year arcade scene that I wanted to draw but just do not have the energy today#maybe in the future! if I can be bothered to draw biz lmao#I wanna draw something for cleric!gorgug first anyway... specifically his death in freshman year#man I'm so glad I tossed bard!riz into investigative journalism that is SO annoying. exactly what I set out to do with my classswaps#can you imagine going to school with that guy. can you imagine going to school with tintin#this also makes kipperlilly vs riz even funnier like influencer vs journalist? it'd be the Worst#man thinking of it I should rework gorgug's design too. currently his sophomore design is really zac core lmao#and zac can pull it off but character design wise its. really nothing. laughs#his junior year design is full aerith at least so that one Im very happy with. what if I tell u cassandra is the deity of#the inbetween spaces in this class swap thingy. and gorgug offers her domain as a stop for folks fresh out of a faith to gather themselves#that being transgender as fuck is kinda coincidental lmao. but well I stand by it I like that#nobody's design has jumped out to me like riz and gorgug yet. adaine I have a prreeetty good idea for#mostly bc shes the hoodie kid this time round lmao. gamer adaine true believers rise up#we take it easy! we take it easy as we go. these comics-lite were real fun to do. I should do that more
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frownyalfred · 2 days ago
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If it gets out that Batman and Superman are dating, does the percentage of Batman being kidnapped go up or down?
Like "his pawn value /bargaining chip just skyrocketed, we can make Supes do anything with him in our hands!" or is this the longest streak of not being kidnapped that Batman has ever gone thru in years, like "um no?! What are you, an idiot?! You want to be pulverized by his laser beam on sight?! No kidnapping Batman." "He doesn't pulverized people." "You want to test that theory??"
For some reason I’m dying at the idea of Gotham homophobia rearing its head here and everyone dismissing the rumors and the opportunity to have leverage over Superman himself (because he will absolutely go apeshit if someone kidnaps Batman trying to get to him) because they couldn’t stop laughing/being disgusted over the idea of two men being in a relationship together.
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sailorgrams · 10 months ago
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Even WITH context this doesn't make sense so take this meme I drew bc of my friend in dms
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spatziline · 9 months ago
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Pepito and Leonarda asking the important questions after they almost lost a life
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