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haley-harrison · 4 days ago

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The best thing about dating a beautician is the ... Makeup sex.

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qvert · 1 month ago

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I just really need her to know

#I love that they get the opportunity to heal now #and I really think this is smth cait wishes she could do #telling baby vi that one day she’s going to be loved unconditionally #and protected #and ENOUGH #or in the words of venomwrites:#‚i know this seems bad but one day you're gonna bag the baddest bitch who has her own prison‘#MINE #arcane #vi arcane #caitlyn kiramman #caitvi #piltover's finest #the fucking pain I inflicted myself drawing little vi in her prison outfit #and you!#fuck you in particular #ypu know who you are and what you did

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micamone · 4 months ago

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hewwo

#stargate sg1 #stargate atlantis #neko atsume #almost cried drawing that cute little fucking tac vest on jack btw. look at him.#not in love with all of the atlantis team especially rodney and weir and tela i fuckim struggled with them #like i'm happy with how they look it's fine but short of sticking a maple leaf on rodney or something you know #it's the props #i couldn't figure out how to make who they were obvious. idk man they're cute and i know who they are I guess. felt the same with sam tbh #giving her a little math sheet felt a lil cheap but you know what it's done i'm not gonna keep workin on these the gateroom killed me dead.#also i woulda done the other sg1 members that show up later but I haven't gotten there yet in my watch-thru.#like i saw them as a kid when it was airing on tv but not yet while actually paying attention to things like the plot #my posts #my art #stargate #the sg1 one was done first so that's why i didn't end up putting a lot of detail into the planet they landed on vs how much detail #i had to keep leaving out of the fucking got dam gateroom why is there so much detail in that room hey guys what the hell is up with that r

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babacontainsmultitudes · 8 months ago

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RIP Will Campos the only person who was murdered this episode.

#I fucking loved this episode but also FUCK- OH UH DON'T READ MY TAGS IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED YET CAUSE UH SPOILERS LOL #dndads #dungeons and daddies #the peachyville horror #dndads spoilers #dndads s3 ep 5 #tony collette #ebenezer white #[breathes]#TONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY #FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK #choosing to believe there's a chance they save him #I REALLY hope they save him #please these tags were gonna be me rambling about how I'm so ready for him to accidentally become an actual spy #and how Ebenezer is just one more person I need him to have homoerotic tension with #BUT NOW WHAT #Anyways poor Will but also not poor Will cause it was REALLY funny how much everyone was screwing with him this episode zkbfeskgzl #stupidly it was the moth bit that got me the most and particularly Matt describing its journey lmao #Somehow- like I knew the Trudy stuff was gonna be dark but somehow it was even darker than I imagined like fuuuuuck #Also sounds like the people who theorized there'd been an og human Trudy were *probably* right?#Heh. But was it a normal death or was she *murdered* dun dun dun #*Very* excited for Kelsey's boxing match #Francis UH OH GOD??#the two scoops line was perfect though #what else what else... No I'm just caught on that ending now god DAMN it I don't care if they pull some cheap shit to save him #oh actually I know exactly what I want out of this but I'll make a separate post about that one sec lol #undescribed

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kurikorso · 7 months ago

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nostalgia slapped me upside the head a little while ago so i had to draw my favorite dudes ft. the gecko effect

#wild kratts #chris kratt #martin kratt #okay the tokay :)#all my rat #i was gonna do more but i got distracted with another project (fish) so this one's going up by itself.. i wanna draw some cps soon tho #i was obsessed with wk as a kid #i reeeaaallllyyy wanted a creature power suit i even wished for one for christmas one year #this shit was the original formative media for me #it was the source of all of my concentrated righteous indignation about animals that i kinda never grew out of #anyways wild kratts is like really good #realistic (not sensationalized!!!!) depictions of animals‚ fun characters and plots‚ great animation‚ banging music‚ like it's STACKED #ive been rewatching it recently because why not and i keep getting excited when i see animals i really like #you know there's a cannon FLOUNDER power suit???!! that's a fucking dream come true for me i love that so much #daphnia keep making cameos in a lot of the ocean episodes and every time i point at the screen and go DAPHNIA like a 5 year old #i'm just happy my favorite microorganism is getting some screentime

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temporary-tats · 7 months ago

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Drew a little comic today!

Viz, let Blake be a little shit to Raven in v10 and my life is yours.

Per usual, do not reupload without credit/permission. Thanks folks!

(My ko-fi, should you wish!)

#This whole page spawned from the idea of Blake as that one cat with a knife pointed at it #And real ones know that I would sell my fucking soul for Blake to tell Raven off in v10 #ESPECIALLY after what we learn about Raven and Summer in v9 #You're telling me Yang's NOT gonna be a bit of a mess when she's forced to be around Raven?#Plus you fucking know Raven would say some shit about how she and Blake aren't that different #“I don't care what you think of me - but you and I are more alike than you'd care to admit girl.”#Raven means that Blake leaves people she loves too #Blake decides it means its time to turn on the terrorist #That's it that's the comic #Blake would probably lose - with Raven's maiden powers and all - but she'd put up a damn good fight to prove her point #God I cannot wait to see the dynamics between Blake Yang and Raven #rwby #rwby fanart #bumbleby #blake belladonna #raven branwen #yang xiao long #temp tats art

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mr-malumm · 2 months ago

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Hes gonna get to the bottom of this :))

#hes got no clue what hes tryna figure out but by god hes gonna figure it out just trust him #i love this man with all my heart #its been a while since i did a full dedicated drawing of just him and i love this one a lot #did you know i love him #id die for him #anyway #i fell for the fucking fbi agent #my art #hellaverse #helluva boss #helluva boss fanart #agent 1 #agent one #helluva boss agent 1 #helluva boss agent one #ma1um

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galactaknightyaoi · 5 months ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GALACTA KNIGHT!!!! And congratulations to Meta Knight for experiencing the Cain Instinct for the first time.

Galacta Knight, as you might've been able to tell already, is one of my favorite characters, and KSSU is one of my favorite games (the original SS was my introduction to Kirby!) so I wanted to go all out. Happy day, old man. I pray for at least 20 more years.

Oh, and don't worry! He's not upset about the cake smash, he thinks it's funny. And he got back at him.

As for the in-universe explanation for there being 16 candles in his cake?

... 500+ didn't fit in safely.

The birthday boy and his family were just a bit too flammable.

#kirby #kirby series #galacta knight #meta knight #umm idk why i colored the text i don't talk like this #anyway average latino birthday party occurrence #i experimented this time !! i'm not sure about it but i like how this ended up looking anyway #i think it definitely works better on a smaller scale #anyway. TEENAGE KIRBY REVEAL. he's like 12-17 here. and mk's gay little outfit reveal too #i decided to go this direction because #1 - timeline accurate #2 - the red cape just fit better with the whole color palette #3 - i love drawing fluff #and 4th and most importantly. i just wanted to #did you know there was supposed to be more parts?#i might post them eventually #though they're nothing special #funny mk expressions though #my art #all of these were done while listening to g3 mlp songs in the background on loop #i want you to take that as a warning #because one of these days i'm gonna break #and make something really cringe #EDIT: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY TRANSPARENCY #promise the second one isn't supposed to look that ugly

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s1ck-pupp3t · 3 months ago

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I love, Ms Paint. CHEERS!

OK real art dump over. Click MORE for Real dumb stuff

something something They faces killing me why nobody gaf. Its a Transparent .PNg! You can put them any where to Not Care About.

#deltarune #spamton #deltarune fanart #big shot spamton #spamton g spamton #spamton neo #swatch deltarune #my art #art #shitpost #sillyposting #deltarune addisons #dont tag as ship #i dont think anyone would tag as ship cause thats kind of the biggest reach on planet earth Butt ok im making sure ok? ok thank you #Ok. real tags over im gonna yap my jaw off now #the sneo drawing had me weeping on my knees in tears i fucking hate drawing im gonna swallow 50 pounds of Hay in the Stabels like a Horse.#in RAGE. swear to frucking Gosh!!!!!!#Im Proud It but its also Not my Favorite... But it is. i dont know. I HATE DRAWING!!!!!!!!! Lie. I love drawing.#can you tell i dont know how to watermark #i dont know how to watermark i dont know how to tag #I dont know how to format a post #But i know one thing...#I am President of Gay America.#Can you believe those 2 swatch drawings were done a day apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#First I lol'd... and then I serioused. Thats what happened with me drawing in mspaint I Guess. does wonders For soceity #In 5 months... Im going To Hate all these and delete this entire post Or something likewise #I am a weak and fragile man. Make sure to Like and re-Blog to keep my Bones from collapsing in the winds of the storm. Much appreciated #By the way the bshot spamton with a red button up instead of a red suit is from a drawing i saw once but i do not remember it.#nor the original artist. ive never seen anyone else do it (Because i dont consume fandom content often) so like Credit to them for te inspo #Ok bye

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shaadowmilkcookie · 6 months ago

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One of Shadow Milk’s many prop replicas of himself, left behind. Even though the eyes are forever staring straight into the distance… Oddly enough, you still feel like you’re being watched.

But surely, though, it won’t hurt to take it home and touch up the colours, right? :)

#oh. my god chat. do i have a lot to say now #IM LOVE HIM #oh my god #fhis is the only time ur gonna see me say i love shadow milk directly and not his art HAHAHA #FUCCKKKKK #this one rlly has me messed up #ive been sitting on this concept for a long while!!! i just cant rlly nail the vibes that i want for it… but mroe than anything i want to #show him to you guys.. so issok if yall see the flopfail before i learn how to better capture my mental image #oh it’s so possessed. btw. like not even a second of thought has to be put into it #LMAO #physical vessel for the shreds of his essence that managed to avoid being sealed up. it’s not enough of him to do anything crazy…#but just enough to put you on edge :)#golden freddy pose shadow milk (i will be drawing this some day)#his ability to move is really sporadic #sometimes he’ll be right in the middle of attempting to make a gesture and then he’ll collapse mid movement… darn #(kicks him) fuck you #i think he’s….. cute.#haha.#okay #shadow milk cookie #cookie run kingdom #mystuff #cookie run #crk #crk fanart #cookie run fanart #fave #is it egotistical to put a fave tag on MY OWN ART yeah probably BUT U GUYS DONT. GE T. HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS VARIANT #doodled an oc x canon w this concept in class 2day n realized too late someone wuz watching me draw…………… man.#IM AT TAG LIMIT????? FUCK MY LIFEEE I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A THING. BYE LOL!!!!!

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dootznbootz · 10 months ago

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Hi. I'm cyberbullying a long dead poet because of his shitty fanfic. Enjoy. I'd love it if you joined me.

(Before you get mad at me, yes, I know Eugammon of Cyrene is an important figure and all that. I'm sick with some sort of flu. Let me cyberbully an ancient dead fanfic writer in peace.)

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scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde · 8 months ago

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albus "I hope I die first, because I can't live without you" potter

and

scorpius "I hope I die second, so I can save you from that grief" malfoy

#i spent a very long time debating which way around they would be #had me sweating #do you love someone so much you cannot live without them #or love them so much you hope they never have to live without you #personally am the first ✋🏻 my fiance better fucking die after me i cannot be doing that #i know im fucking jinxing it rn #absolutely horrendous we cannot die at exactly the same time im suing #if we do die together in a car crash or smin just know that that is the best case scenario for us lmfao #jilys death is honestly the dream 🤞🏻😍 take us out together or dont take us out at all #i cannot imagine scorbus dying seperately im gonna be honest #imagine one of them at the others grave im going to throw up #absolutely not #headcanon that they die by fucking up a potion or even just dinner and setting their house on fire and dying of smoke inhalation together <#hashtag romance 😍😍😍😍😍😍#scorbus #hpcc #scorpius malfoy #albus potter #harry potter #its 6am i havent gone to sleep yet hope this is coherent 😚😚#harry potter and the cursed child #albus severus potter #scorpius hyperion malfoy

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ef-1 · 4 months ago

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If I think about the double standard and the disparity with which the media handled Daniel in comparison to everyone else I may lose my mind.

#i genuinely feel like im in bizarro world. karun chandok the fucking donkey being like:#“you have to feel for checo . he was doing so well in sq1 :( ”#in comparison to the way they viciously circled around daniel for medicore performances let alone bad ones #similar with Naomi just now. i cant believe im gonna defend Perez in the same breath but for her to say;#“Lawson has done everything to deserve checos seat. he has ticked all the boxes” ????? bitch what boxea are you talking about?#she literally said the only thing he needs to work on is his “temperament” would love to know what shes on lol #DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON LAZENBY HES SUCH A DUMB FUCKING RATTTTTTT #the way hes like “why is Lawson getting so much heat for complaining about sergio? Yuki has been doing it for years!”#well yuki has been in the 'Junior team' for 4 years now #what the everloving fuck is going on in the sport #obviously we all know how the media shapes the narrative but its genuinely still so jarring to see the standard they held daniel to #and the callousness with which they treated him

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mathias-wanabe · 3 months ago

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Been getting into the danny phantom fandom and….

Listen I love ghost king danny stuff but

This shit is making my cry I hate whoever made this playlist

with.

a.

PASSION

You’re great at making playlists but holy fuck it’s like watching the saddest animations ever in my head. mentally fucked me up bc a playlist should NOT be able to do this

#/gen but also not..#it’s like watching ALL the saddest annamatics in my head #WHY ARE THEY ALL SO SAD GIVE MY BOY A BREAK😭😭😭#EVERY ONE OF THESE SONGS ARE PLAYING A 4 K ANIMATION AND THEIR ALL SO SAD AND HEARTBREAKING I CANR EITH THIS PLAYLIST #ITS SO CLEARLY VISABLE WITH THESE SONGS I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEIR ABOUT AND I HATE ITTT #WHY AM I GETTING EMOTIONAL DAMAGE FROM A FANDOM AU PLAYLIST THIS SHOULDNT BE HAPPENING😭😭😭#I love you for putting these songs together they are so clearly him but like.#count your days #istg #I’m gonna cry #I can’t with these ANGST ASS FANDOMS😭😭#fuck you #but also I love that you made it but still fuck you #danny phantom #ghost king danny #ghost king au #ghost king phantom #danny fenton #😭😭😭

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radioroxx · 11 months ago

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in. clover lives aus or aus where they choose to live in the underground whatnot. i think more ppl should play with the idea that their friends know Jackshit About Humans. please and thanks

#undertale yellow #starlo thought humans were fireproof. whos gonna tell him #martlet was only able to recognize them for their hat #im sure they know SOME but. it would be sooo fucking funny if that knowledge is a limited as possible #monsters arent made of flesh n blood. do they know how to deal with scraps n bruises #do they know human sleep schedules. do they know about human health and illness. is anyone gonna tell starlo that clovers not fireproof #ive always been obsessed with scenarios of non-humans learning human facts jfkf things that r obvious to. us ofc #its always silly #anyway all that to say i have yet to see ONE sickfic <- disappointed #also im procrastinating doing research for school #guuuuyyyys if you loved me you talk to me while im doing researches. it helps i prommy

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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago

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it doesnt need to be said but its genuinely so funny how at-the-hip charles and erik are in krakoa like they really had the green light- the OBLIGATION- to be as obnoxiously close to each other as possible and abused that right to the fullest extent

#xmen #xmen comic #krakoa #cherik #snap chats #until the divorce of course but until then its actually so funny #how you really couldnt go a page or two without one or the other and the other one was close behind #ice climber ass duo over here. the delightful children from down the lane kind of proximity what the fuck was their PROBLEM #i feel like if one of them was teleported the other would just materialize right next to them thats how close they were #fuuuck what was the issue where sabretooth and co are in like. Brain Prison or something #and victor imagines charles but everyones like 'wait its weird if its just him where's magneto'#ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY and i NEED to know what issue that was .... to add it to my collection ....#also killed me how in immoral x-men issue 1 charles was yappin bout erik bein gone #and- God Bless Who i forget i think it was hope- was just 'can you please shut up about your dead boyfriend im begging you'#moira stronger than me if i had to deal with thing 1 and thing 2 on a daily basis i woulda snapped sooner frankly #ig when you live ten times through The Most Bullshit ever youre numb to most things but still. my god theyre so obnoxious #sorry im cackling at the bit in HoX where charles is about to announce krakoa to the world and erik's putting his hand on his shoulder #and you justs see moira in the back like dawgggg right in front of her .... can you two get a room #GENUINELY no im GENUINELY surprised they dont share a bedroom #im not even talking sharing a bed im taking my shipper goggles off im actually baffled they dont sleep in the same building #obvi id be lyin if i said i didnt love it tho To Be Real .. genuinely love seein them work together as a team .. until they werent </3 #in every timeline they WILL divorce each other that's just the rule. actual canon event it cannot be changed or stopped its integral #ok ramble over. but not really not in spirit cause ill never be over this ill die before i am #im gonna go eat now i think i think thats something i As A Human has to do at least once a day

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