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if i have to see one more “haha isn’t it so funny that da2 put the straight guy in the dlc haha he sucks so bad” joke I think i will simply explode the universe
#not to be a seb lover on main#but 1) that boy is absolutely Not straight look at his everything#and 2) people are so valid to hate a character but. in his specific case.#i feel like most people are projecting their own issues onto him???#and sometimes im like. did u listen to him at all when he talked#augh. it’s fine. (<— lying)#he’s my emotional support catholic#Haley speaks
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ya'll ever think about the fact that chupacabra literally means goat sucker?
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It is so, so important to me that people understand that Tim didn't figure out the bats because Dick was a "Show off". Like yes, Dick Grayson is the most flamboyant, dramatic ass man you will ever meet.
But the quadruple somersault? There's no way that was because dick was just showing off. Because you're telling me Bruce Wayne, who's so committed to hiding his identity that he literally acts like a completely different person out of the mask in public just to ward suspicion, would miss the fact that Robin regularly uses the flying Grayson's trademark move? There's literally no way.
In the comics we see Tim explain his deductive process to Dick and Alfred and they're both surprised impressed whatever. We don't see him explain it to Bruce. I think Bruce would be surprised and shocked that a 9 year old was able to put the pieces together but I don't think he'd be surprised that the quadruple somersault gave it away.
So if Bruce was possibly aware of such an obvious give away, why let it continue?
I'll tell you why.
It really comes down to the physics
So Dick was 9 when he started out right? That means the most he'd have likely weighed was 43kgs or roughly 95lbs in freedom units.
But Dick and both of his parents are gymnasts who tend to be smaller. So he was likely less than that.
In physics, rotating objects build up angular momentum (this is how bikes stay up right for example). The more rotation, the more momentum. And objects with less mass build up that momentum much faster than those that are heavier.
Robin constantly has to fight people who are nearly 3 times his size. I teach 8 year olds, they're tiny. A quadruple somersault for a small boy that weighs less than a hundred pounds is a brutal weapon. Especially if you add in the acceleration from gravity as he drops in from above.
And I can guarantee you this logic tracks because Dick literally utilizes this idea, without the somersault, in the 2009 teen titans cartoon.
Yeah, that's right. We're talking about the infamous knee drop.
Like it is borderline savage. Add in a quadruple somersault and the resulting force is nearly fatal. It's likely the main reason Batman would ever allow him to do it with the cape on.
Also, Dick landing feet first on the penguin in the first image probably gave the guy severe back issues
#I'm so tired of people giving Dick shit for being a show off#like he is for sure#but thats not what gave him away#it's strategic and practical#he's using the skills he already had in his repertoire to his advantage#also unrelated but#when Tim shows up to convince dick to be robin again#and has to explain how he figured it out#it was just after the arc where dick and bruce had to deal with tony zucco getting out of prison and nearly starting a gang war#pretty sure zucco dies sometime during it#but it brings up a lot of feelings for dick#which is the entire reason Tim finds him at Haley's circus in new york#then Tim immediately reminds him about his parents death again#and technically jasons too because thats his entire purpose for being there#point is#dick was going THROUGH it when Tim shows up#idk thought it bore mentioning#lena speaks#batman#tim drake#dc comics#robin#batman and robin#dick grayson#bruce wayne#nightwing#dc robin#dc analysis#a lonely place of dying#physics
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Bringing this back bc it bears repeating
Just had my first w*ncest post sighting on this app. What the actual fuck
#haley speaks#censorship#I'm concerned for the youth#fandom spaces were meant for exploring shit that doesn't belong irl#just move along with your day kiddos#censorship culture has gone too far#children if you can't handle plurality pls get off this webbed site
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i know i’m not the first person to do this but none of the ones i could find were actually what i was looking for, so i made my own bachelor/ette height sheet!! the coloured lines behind their heads show the top of their eye level. from tallest to shortest (in groups):
• harvey
• elliott, sam, alex
• sebastian, shane, emily
• haley, leah, maru
• penny and abigail
feel free to use this to share ur own height hcs!! <3
#stardew valley#harvey#elliott#sam#alex#sebastian#shane#emily#haley#leah#maru#penny#abigail#mimi speaks
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the one tree hill reboot is the worst thing to ever happen to me actually and i don't know what to do with all this rage i have now
#one tree hill#fuck OFF i know they're gonna retcon shit#MY ENDGAMES??? MY BRULIAN#MY BRALEY#FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF#NO NATHAN AND HALEY ARE U ACTUALLY SERIOUS CUZ U CAN'T BE#i speak#oth
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Rarepair Challenge✨
Send me an ask of any wild Stardew ship pairing (base game) and I will make a convincing argument for how it would work / how I would write them. Even non-marriageable candidates are fine I want crazy pairings fr. I just love thinking about this shit and I love a challenge give it to meeee (pls only send 1 pair per ask, multiple asks are fine!)
If one gets popular enough I will consider writing it perhaps ;)
ANSWERS MASTERLIST:
Alex x Elliott
Alex x Haley
Alex x Leah
Alex x Penny
Alex x Sam
Alex x Sebastian
Alex x Shane
Abigail x Emily
Abigail x Haley
Abigail x Maru
Birdie x Willy
Caroline x M. Rasmodius
Clint x Sandy
Elliott x Emily
Elliott x Gus
Elliott x Harvey
Elliott x Penny
Elliott x Sam
Elliott x Sandy
Elliott x Sebastian
Elliott x Shane
Elliott x Willy
Emily x Leah
Emily x Penny
Emily x Sandy
Emily x Shane
Gunther x Willy
Gus x Linus
Gus x Marnie
Gus x Willy
Haley x Harvey
Haley x Leah
Haley x Maru
Haley x Penny
Haley x Robin
Haley x Sam
Haley x Sandy
Haley x Sebastian
Haley x Shane
Harvey x Shane
Leah x Sandy
Leah x Shane
Linus x Rasmodius
Marlon x Marnie
Marlon x Rasmodius
Maru x Sam
Morris x Pierre
Morris x Shane
Penny x Sam
Penny x Sandy
Penny x Shane
Rasmodius x Mr. Qi
Sam x Shane
Sandy x Shane
Sebastian x Shane
Shane x Mr. Qi
I have A LOT in my inbox rn, I will get to your ask as soon as possible lol If you are a writer yourself feel free to use these ideas with credit
#stardew valley#sdv#fanfiction#ao3 writer#send asks#ask game#lily speaks#shipping in the valley#rarepair#sdv bachelors#sdv bachelorettes#stardew#sdv alex#sdv elliott#sdv sam#sdv sebastian#sdv shane#sdv harvey#sdv abigail#sdv haley#sdv leah#sdv penny#sdv emily#sdv maru#masterlist
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MOOTS GO HERE!!!
#looks at you with Big Eyes. for me? /j /lh /nf#do whatever you want forever <3 im just really autistic about this album hdjfjdj#coni speaks#haley heynderickx#im going to bed now if im on here later feel free to yell at me to go to sleep akdjdjs /gen#Spotify
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reaaaally hoping the da4 companions have custom skill trees like the da2 companion specializations. that would be incredible
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really hate that if you're in a server with someone on discord and you block them, you still see "blocked messages" like no i don't want to see ANY of it because i WILL click them and i WILL be mad about it. just have a real block feature please
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*SCREAMS IN BIOLOGIST*
#duolingo#duo#duolife#duolingo owl#the Duolingo owl#is on thin ice#duolingo being a bitch#Duolingo wtf#the Duolingo adventure#learning german#haley speaks#me irl#mecore#biologist#biology#biologists on tumblr#bioblr#alligator#crocodile
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updates from my bg3 playthru but its just my character casting speak with dead and Wyll being pretty
#i kissed him at the tiefling party it was so cuuute#haley plays bg3#also ive been casting speak with dead as often as possible this playthru cuz i realized just how many corpses u can talk to
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@rainbowrowell apologies if you’ve answered this elsewhere, but what are some books that are your absolute favorites/inspire you most/have been most influential to you and your writing? Or even just some recommendations of stuff you’ve read recently. (I’m trying to figure out what to read next tbh)
#thank you for not blocking me for the fangjob post#rainbow rowell#book recs#(please)#I cleared this post with both Haley and clev before asking we’re all curious I’m speaking from the hive mind rn
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Time for a little game!!!
Finals week is already kicking my ass, and I'm tired of being a depressed little bitch, so I decided to do something fun!
...I'm airing out all my WIPs. All of 'em. Every. Single. One. (With the exceptions of requests and abandoned works. *womp womp*)
As soon as I post this, I'm deleting tumblr from my phone. Don't worry, it's not permanently! It's part of the game!
While I'm gone, I want you to send me asks about anything on this list. Or, you can just say hi and send hugs, too. I'd like that. <3
I'll be returning on Wednesday to check my inbox, so go crazy! Hehehe!
Without further ado... the list! (These are all smut fics, btw. Guess I really am a whore, lmaooo!)
Loki Laufeyson
Safely Endangered - Chapter 2: Meet the New Allfather-Godfather
Thor, Jane, Loki, and Y/N attend a meeting with Hela to discuss her newfound status as as the godfather of the Sons of Odin. Pleasantly surprised by the results, Loki decides to treat Y/N to a filthy moment in his office~
Lady Loki
Love to Bleed
TW: Knife and violence mentions (This one's kinda fucked up, lmao!) You shock Loki by asking her to carve her name into your back with a dagger. Filth ensues. I'm writing this as a distant second part to Live to Serve, but it honestly could be read as a stand alone.
Michael Afton
"It's Not Safe Here!" - Chapter 5: Tempting Demise
It's a new day at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, and William has a dangerous and terrifying favor to ask of Y/N...
Peter Quill
Untitled fic
No plot. Just you and Quill fucking in the Milano.
"Save Me, Baby"
Quill comes back to the Milano unwell after a failed negotiation with The Collector. Though the rest of the Guardians often look down on you as a member of the team, you’re the only one he trusts to save him from this strange affliction. (Mmmmm, sex pollen!)
May Parker
"I Don't Want to Leave"
Peter Parker was the brightest student you’d ever tutored. So, when it becomes increasingly clear that he doesn't need your services, it's time for you to finally tell his gorgeous aunt goodbye...
Haley (Stardew Valley)
Untitled drabble
No plot here. Just dicking down Haley. (Hehehehehe!)
#The Knight speaks!#fanfic blog#fanfic writer#smut fanfiction#smut#loki fanfiction#loki laufeyson#loki#loki x reader#may parker#May parker x reader#lady loki#lady loki x reader#marvel#marvel fanfiction#marvel smut#haley stardew valley#haley x reader#michael afton#michael afton smut#michael afton x reader#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanfic#fnaf smut#peter quill smut#peter quill x reader#peter quill
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