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illarios · 2 months ago
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if i have to see one more “haha isn’t it so funny that da2 put the straight guy in the dlc haha he sucks so bad” joke I think i will simply explode the universe
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treatyofversigh · 4 months ago
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haley-harrison · 1 year ago
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ya'll ever think about the fact that chupacabra literally means goat sucker?
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lena-in-her-mind-palace · 12 days ago
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It is so, so important to me that people understand that Tim didn't figure out the bats because Dick was a "Show off". Like yes, Dick Grayson is the most flamboyant, dramatic ass man you will ever meet.
But the quadruple somersault? There's no way that was because dick was just showing off. Because you're telling me Bruce Wayne, who's so committed to hiding his identity that he literally acts like a completely different person out of the mask in public just to ward suspicion, would miss the fact that Robin regularly uses the flying Grayson's trademark move? There's literally no way.
In the comics we see Tim explain his deductive process to Dick and Alfred and they're both surprised impressed whatever. We don't see him explain it to Bruce. I think Bruce would be surprised and shocked that a 9 year old was able to put the pieces together but I don't think he'd be surprised that the quadruple somersault gave it away.
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So if Bruce was possibly aware of such an obvious give away, why let it continue?
I'll tell you why.
It really comes down to the physics
So Dick was 9 when he started out right? That means the most he'd have likely weighed was 43kgs or roughly 95lbs in freedom units.
But Dick and both of his parents are gymnasts who tend to be smaller. So he was likely less than that.
In physics, rotating objects build up angular momentum (this is how bikes stay up right for example). The more rotation, the more momentum. And objects with less mass build up that momentum much faster than those that are heavier.
Robin constantly has to fight people who are nearly 3 times his size. I teach 8 year olds, they're tiny. A quadruple somersault for a small boy that weighs less than a hundred pounds is a brutal weapon. Especially if you add in the acceleration from gravity as he drops in from above.
And I can guarantee you this logic tracks because Dick literally utilizes this idea, without the somersault, in the 2009 teen titans cartoon.
Yeah, that's right. We're talking about the infamous knee drop.
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Like it is borderline savage. Add in a quadruple somersault and the resulting force is nearly fatal. It's likely the main reason Batman would ever allow him to do it with the cape on.
Also, Dick landing feet first on the penguin in the first image probably gave the guy severe back issues
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haley-harrison · 5 months ago
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Bringing this back bc it bears repeating
Just had my first w*ncest post sighting on this app. What the actual fuck
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kyukins · 6 months ago
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i know i’m not the first person to do this but none of the ones i could find were actually what i was looking for, so i made my own bachelor/ette height sheet!! the coloured lines behind their heads show the top of their eye level. from tallest to shortest (in groups):
• harvey
• elliott, sam, alex
• sebastian, shane, emily
• haley, leah, maru
• penny and abigail
feel free to use this to share ur own height hcs!! <3
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useragarfield · 3 months ago
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the one tree hill reboot is the worst thing to ever happen to me actually and i don't know what to do with all this rage i have now
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lily-alphonse · 4 months ago
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Rarepair Challenge✨
Send me an ask of any wild Stardew ship pairing (base game) and I will make a convincing argument for how it would work / how I would write them. Even non-marriageable candidates are fine I want crazy pairings fr. I just love thinking about this shit and I love a challenge give it to meeee (pls only send 1 pair per ask, multiple asks are fine!)
If one gets popular enough I will consider writing it perhaps ;)
ANSWERS MASTERLIST:
Alex x Elliott
Alex x Haley
Alex x Leah
Alex x Penny
Alex x Sam
Alex x Sebastian
Alex x Shane
Abigail x Emily
Abigail x Haley
Abigail x Maru
Birdie x Willy
Caroline x M. Rasmodius
Clint x Sandy
Elliott x Emily
Elliott x Gus
Elliott x Harvey
Elliott x Penny
Elliott x Sam
Elliott x Sandy
Elliott x Sebastian
Elliott x Shane
Elliott x Willy
Emily x Leah
Emily x Penny
Emily x Sandy
Emily x Shane
Gunther x Willy
Gus x Linus
Gus x Marnie
Gus x Willy
Haley x Harvey
Haley x Leah
Haley x Maru
Haley x Penny
Haley x Robin
Haley x Sam
Haley x Sandy
Haley x Sebastian
Haley x Shane
Harvey x Shane
Leah x Sandy
Leah x Shane
Linus x Rasmodius
Marlon x Marnie
Marlon x Rasmodius
Maru x Sam
Morris x Pierre
Morris x Shane
Penny x Sam
Penny x Sandy
Penny x Shane
Rasmodius x Mr. Qi
Sam x Shane
Sandy x Shane
Sebastian x Shane
Shane x Mr. Qi
I have A LOT in my inbox rn, I will get to your ask as soon as possible lol If you are a writer yourself feel free to use these ideas with credit
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conivolos · 17 days ago
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MOOTS GO HERE!!!
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illarios · 6 months ago
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reaaaally hoping the da4 companions have custom skill trees like the da2 companion specializations. that would be incredible
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treatyofversigh · 1 year ago
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really hate that if you're in a server with someone on discord and you block them, you still see "blocked messages" like no i don't want to see ANY of it because i WILL click them and i WILL be mad about it. just have a real block feature please
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haley-harrison · 5 months ago
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*SCREAMS IN BIOLOGIST*
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amygdalae · 8 months ago
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updates from my bg3 playthru but its just my character casting speak with dead and Wyll being pretty
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adamarks · 1 year ago
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@rainbowrowell apologies if you’ve answered this elsewhere, but what are some books that are your absolute favorites/inspire you most/have been most influential to you and your writing? Or even just some recommendations of stuff you’ve read recently. (I’m trying to figure out what to read next tbh)
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divine-knight-hand · 7 months ago
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Time for a little game!!!
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Finals week is already kicking my ass, and I'm tired of being a depressed little bitch, so I decided to do something fun!
...I'm airing out all my WIPs. All of 'em. Every. Single. One. (With the exceptions of requests and abandoned works. *womp womp*)
As soon as I post this, I'm deleting tumblr from my phone. Don't worry, it's not permanently! It's part of the game!
While I'm gone, I want you to send me asks about anything on this list. Or, you can just say hi and send hugs, too. I'd like that. <3
I'll be returning on Wednesday to check my inbox, so go crazy! Hehehe!
Without further ado... the list! (These are all smut fics, btw. Guess I really am a whore, lmaooo!)
Loki Laufeyson
Safely Endangered - Chapter 2: Meet the New Allfather-Godfather
Thor, Jane, Loki, and Y/N attend a meeting with Hela to discuss her newfound status as as the godfather of the Sons of Odin. Pleasantly surprised by the results, Loki decides to treat Y/N to a filthy moment in his office~
Lady Loki
Love to Bleed
TW: Knife and violence mentions (This one's kinda fucked up, lmao!) You shock Loki by asking her to carve her name into your back with a dagger. Filth ensues. I'm writing this as a distant second part to Live to Serve, but it honestly could be read as a stand alone.
Michael Afton
"It's Not Safe Here!" - Chapter 5: Tempting Demise
It's a new day at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria, and William has a dangerous and terrifying favor to ask of Y/N...
Peter Quill
Untitled fic
No plot. Just you and Quill fucking in the Milano.
"Save Me, Baby"
Quill comes back to the Milano unwell after a failed negotiation with The Collector. Though the rest of the Guardians often look down on you as a member of the team, you’re the only one he trusts to save him from this strange affliction. (Mmmmm, sex pollen!)
May Parker
"I Don't Want to Leave"
Peter Parker was the brightest student you’d ever tutored. So, when it becomes increasingly clear that he doesn't need your services, it's time for you to finally tell his gorgeous aunt goodbye...
Haley (Stardew Valley)
Untitled drabble
No plot here. Just dicking down Haley. (Hehehehehe!)
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livelovecaliforniadreams · 1 year ago
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