#SDV

[kardamonich]

🌊🌊🌊

[cupcakeshakesnake]

I did it!! I asked for his hand in roommate-age!

[spamton]

i accidentally napped and had a dream (nightmare?) where a new update for stardew valley released where everything was the same except on a random day in year 3 Evelyn would just straight up die. There was a whole cutscene that started in her house where she collapsed, and then transitioned over to the hospital where Harvey gave George and Alex the worst news of their lives. However, they got to speak to her where she said something along the lines of "Yoba will protect me, and I am sure he will let me watch over you."

Alex and George would not talk to the player for more than a few words for a full season after this event. George would spend most of his time in the bedroom, so if you had less than 2 hearts with him, you could barely ever speak to him.

And Alex... oh my god, poor Alex. If you were married to him during this event, he just stayed in bed all day. Otherwise, if single, he would just stand on the beach most of the time, staring off into the ocean. If you tried to interact with him, it would just say "Alex is grieving... Better leave him be."

There was also other NPC dialogue like mayor Lewis saying "I haven't seen the community in this state of mourning since your grandfather passed..."

there was also a glitch where you could make Evelyn live forever and there were entire guides for the "immortal Evelyn glitch" that got patched out in the next update. If you tried to perform the glitch after the patch, mr. Qi would tell you that "hey, it happens to all of us. We can't prevent it, and neither can you, no matter how hard you try."

[clarisinne]

Harvey / (Cringefail) Farmer pt. 110

Hope (Pt. 1)

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[ennywey]

Has the rabbit's foot comic been done? Yes.

Did I also have to do it? Also yes.

[luke769comics]

C R U N C H THE BASALT BETWIXT THINE TEETH

shes just like me! (jk i dont eat rocks.... maybe)

[vilochkaaa]

when I see a frog

& it takes a hop away from me

it's like

what the fuck man.

[bearofohu]

obsessed with harvey at the y2 luau. absolutely busting ass with this quirked up jpeg shuffle. hes such a shut-in i bet this was like a magical girl transformation for him. the townsfolk see him walk onto the dance floor and are like ohhhh shit peepaws about to bust it down narsty style. fuck it UP white boy. the last ditch effort of a swagless migratory bird throwing back his ENTIRE pussy to attract a mate. im so obsessed with him you dont understa

[joja-co-official]

When your boss calls you during your off-work hours, they're not disrespecting you and your right to rest! They miss you 💙 Bosses are just like little lost puppies - when they can't see you, they get worried! Remember to work overtime, so your boss doesn't get sad!

Join us. Thrive.

[ceruleanterrapin]

@chaos-potat

THE PERSON CONFUSED BY HIS PURPLE HAIR HERE HE HAS GREEN EYES?????

ANON DONT WORRY YOURE NOT ALONE, I DIDNT KNOW THIS SHIT EITHER LIKE LOOK AT HIM

CANT SEE IT? WELL LET ME JUST PULL OUT THIS MAGNIFYING GLASS OUT OF MY ASS

this was literally me when my friends called me out for not knowing he had green eyes

and you know what

I STILL COULDNT SEE IT

how could anyone notice like look at hIM

and then

your research has finally come to an end

and this is what you end up with…………..

shane could have my stardew valley dead grandpas ghost in there and id be none the wiser

[clionadraws]

pride junimos! ✨

[e-ssentia-l]

spring

[shellsstardew]

Shells | Part 18 (shelliott stardew fic)

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look at all those chickens!

Patreon here!

[mrsthunderkin]

While we're in a sharing mood~♡

[frootbelloop]

SCOSYYOFSYFSSSIHCSD THIS IS HOT

I need this man in my bed NOW

“Please.”

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