#i know who im voting for 😏

[petrodragonicapocalypse]

we've done "sexiest simon farnaby character" and "most pathetic simon farnaby character", so I think its time for the final decision:

(@partywithponies sorry for bandwagoning on your poll idea but apparently i'm just addicted to statistics now)

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

the bafta livestream out of context: top 60 cursed quotes.

There is nothing more cursed than the livestream I just witnessed, and I made a summary post but now I'm just going to put in quotes by the worthy maggots in the stream with no context, because BELIEVE ME THE CONTEXT DIDN'T MAKE ANYTHING BETTER. The livestream chat was NOT A PLACE OF THE LORD.

I'm going to make the quotes that were by me a different colour. Please know that I am NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR A SINGLE QUOTE OTHER THAN THOSE. SO HERE'S THE TOP 60 IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:

Barbenhimer awakened things in me ok

aroace people the most disturbingly sexual talkers on the planet fight me on this

WHO JUST GASPED

MICHAEL SHEENS BABY TALKING BARK BADK IM A DOG BARK WOOF

I feel so sorry for this woman. She's being so heartfelt and we're here thristing over a slinky that possessed a man

IRELAAAND PLEASE ADOPT ME AS YOUR OWN PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE LAND OF UNPRONOUNCABLE WORDS, GREEN FEILD, CATHOLISISM AND HOZIER PLEASE

the urge to go to france and misgender a croissant is real

Devastated the slutty knees have gone away

So many men nowadays are so submissive and breedable like thank you lord for these men thank you

witches and murder slime tutorial

speaking of royals did the bloke who ISN'T lizzy's husband but her son apparently die yet

Turtleneck Crowley is my gender.

WE COULD HAVE LEFT IT AS NOT SAFE FOR WORK WHY THE DRTAOLS ASMI

SAY AN BFUIL CEAD AGAM DUL GO DTÍ AN LEITHREAS AN WE'LL LET YOU THROUGJ

"Oompa loompa doopety dee, I really hated being in this movie" -Hugh grant probably

IF YOU'RE A CHILD AVERT YOUR EYES FROM THAT MESSAGE IM SORRY

i want the kilt back this a betrayal

if someone put me in a room with kilt!david tennant one of us is walking out of that room pregnant and its not gonna be me

a lot of these words are in the bible and none of them should be in that order you need jesus

Can we vote to make david wear that kilt back? Maybe make him do a twirl this time

You mean Bildaddy? 😏

Honey what make you think a dude who roamed around with prostitutes and got himself more holes for mankind won't be calling bildad bildaddy? [this was about jesus btw.]

FREE THE KNEE

Show us the knees!

AND YOU'RE COMING AFTER ME FOR MY BLOWJOB BANANA

He looks like those fancy chocolates. Imma take a bite outta him. Think you'll leak molten goo like them?

My brain isn't working, I read "bratty couch jr"

i'm sorry the what holes

FIND ME ON GOAD AND I WILL MAKE YOU PAY APPROPRIATELY

I genuinely thought it was a road typo and I thought you were threatening asmi with physical violence on the road

OHH FLOWER OF SCOTLAAAAAAND

Combine that with the unfortunate oranges and see what happens.

DEVASTATING NEWS I ATE UP ALL OF THEM SO I'VE BROUGHT A BLOWJOB BANANA INSTEAD

That reminded me of the army video where the guy was deepthroating a 7 inch banana without a hitch.

OMG THEY JUST FLASHED BACK & I GOT A GLIMPSE OF THAT KILT 🥵🥵🥵

thats why apollo had to deliver you at an illegal sushi restaurant

How long do you think it would take to get david naked from his chocolate man suit? Can we set a new speedrun category?

SUPERBOWL FOR TENNANTISTS

Big feelings about pants straps in the chat tonight

Last time i check yoire supposed to thank the lord gor his gifts

HEY GUYS ASMI'S FROM A PARALLEL UNIVERSE CONFIRMED

I just have a deep appreciation for ireland

Can you use suspenders as bondage gear? I mean it looks like it would be fine? I mean if you make the length a bit more they might be more comfortable than ropes. Just sayin

All i can think when i see him in the costume is the one specific ken and oppenhimer slash fic. Lord help me i can't be saved

GIVE MY LOVE TO THE LEPRECHAAAAAAAAAAAUNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Like a giant orange slice on her one arm.

Stop hitting the lectern geez / what if its into that?

Men who wear suspenders are such losers like why do you need so much cloth to keep your pants up. Why dont you just wear a belt. Where do you live. What is your timezone. What are you office hours

what is this suspender shaming ari chappal for you

Aziraphales office hours are: fuck off

Put me ina room with a suspender wearing man and he shall have the same fate as kilttennant

MARIYADAM E ILLAI

It was titled "snake in my b***" It meant butt lmfao

CROWLEY AND LOKI MY GENDERFLUID ICONS

THE KNEES ARE BACK

THEKNEES GOD SAVE ME FROM THESE SINFUL THOUGHTS

What if slutshaming is my kink?

NOT THE BLOWJOB FACE NO

AT THIS POINT IF NEIL HASN'T UNFOLLOWED ME YET HE'S ASKING TO BE MENTALLY SCARRED IM SORRY

I am failing

Tagging the main culprits whose tumblr handles I know:

@thearoacemess @vitrilol @queermarzipan @good-usernames-were-taken

Cheers, maggots.

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Seaworthiest Ship in the Dungeon Tournament 2024 Funny Comments

Doing a shipping tournament inspired a lot of comments from you guys, many of which I found funny. So here's a selection of the funniest comments I got, sorted by the poll they were left on.

Namarcille vs Falin x Shuro (round 1 part 1) harold theyre lesbians. three Lesbians and a clueless Straight Man

Marcille x Touden siblings vs Namari x Kaka & Kiki (round 1 part 1) What's better than two long sexy legs? Four long sexy legs and bisexuality!

Marcitsumi vs Laios x Thistle (round 1 part 1) im sorry i can't say no to anything that results in Laios bondage sorry

Marios vs Island governor x Shadow governor (round 1 part 1) Who's shipping heterosexual shit in Dunmesh I just wanna chat Heterosexual ??? ON MY DASH !? No let me take the old man yaoi

Kakamari vs Kikimari (round 1 part 1) Flustering Namari is Kiki's true calling in life. The constant 😏 face

Maizuru x Toshitsugu vs Laios x Kensuke (round 1 part 2) 'sword fight' taking on a whole new meaning

Senshi x Chilchuck's daughters vs Otta x Chilchuck's wife (round 1 part 2) This is just the "torture Chilchuck" match up lmao sorry Chilchuck your wife has to fuck the hot elf dyke. the only thing stopping otta is that she has to be nearing 30

Canary polycule vs Labru (round 2 part 1) Narrative foils Yada yada. Laios is NOT interested in humans!!!!! one top and her army of bottoms. what could be better. mithrun is their pet fish

Farcille vs Laios x Kensuke (round 2 part 2) honestly this tournament is like my anthropology field. a good place to see dynamics of the fandom

Otta x Chilchuck's wife vs Senshi x Mithrun (round 2 part 2) happy Valentine’s Day chilcuck

Izutsumi by herself vs Namari x Kaka & Kiki (round 3) sorry izutsumi but leggsicule omfg izutsumi will be perfectly fine by herself but namari will have a mental breakdown if we fumble this ship for her

Winged Lion x Laios vs Labru (round 3) literal embodiment of lust vs guy who doesnt like the other guy

Kensuke x Ambrosia vs Kikimari (round 3) *to the tune of that gum commercial* “Long long leeeeeeeegs”

Laisen vs Cithidol (round 3) alright i know what i just said about kabumisu but cithidol is pretty funny too. worst couple you ever saw 10/10

Farcille vs Otta x Chilchuck's wife (round 3) farcille killing the joke ships out of thr bracket. its okay falin would love marcille if she was a worm. but otta would drop the wife for being 30 terrible day for lesbian dicaprio fans

Izutsumi by herself vs Labru (quarter finals) She must be stopped!!! She must be enabled!!!

Farcille vs the Flokes (quarter finals) I was voting for the old people to have sex but ok girls having sex is wholesome hope this helps. loser ‘hey kiki & kaka your parents are gnc as fuck’

Izutsumi by herself vs Kikimari (semi-finals) Rise up and dethrone God(izutsumi)!!!!

Kabumisu vs Farcille (semi-finals) There's no way Kabumisu can beat Farcille, but it's an honor to face them in battle 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 wlw on mlm violence

Izutsumi by herself vs Farcille (finale) THE REMATCH OF THE CENTURY two girls should win this time. not just one A ship winning?? On my celibacy website?? very aroacephobic of you to not vote izutsumi if you ask me

Kikimari vs Kabumisu (battle for the bronze) 5 women on one podium we can make it happen. mmmmm 5 women..... [multi-paragraph post with detailed pro-Kabumisu points Counterpoint: Leggggg

[kijosakka]

Total Drama World Tour AU, where before everyone votes, Alejandro asks Noah: "Since you knew my true colors, why didn't you team up with Heather? Why didn't you warn the others earlier? Why did you only warn Owen and Tyler now?"... Noah then answers: "Because I don't care what you do with the others... If they're dumb enough to fall for your tricks and charms, then they deserve to lose... But Owen is my best friend, and I don't like how you treat him, so he's the only one I'm warning..." 😏 What if Noah's answer makes Alejandro decide to vote off Duncan instead?... How would Noah react to not being voted off?... What if Alejandro likes Noah's logical apathy?

there’s something in how (according to the wiki, at least), noah takes notice of alejandro’s sketchy behavior in germany and only ever brings up the trust thing challenges later in london — not to say noah hasn’t spoken with owen about alejandro before then (seen through when owen says noah told him heather and alejandro were into each other ‘big time’, he’s obviously talked about him before) but as owen’s asking ‘why don’t you like him’ and noah explains why he distrusts him that would indicate it’s something that specifically hasn’t been brought up before.

all this to say that he’s spoken to owen about them before and it shows if nothing else he wants owen to be wary of alejandro, which would be why he jumps at the opportunity to further warn and explain to him his distrust.

anyway i’d imagine post-challenge, while dissatisfied with it, noah would expect his elimination (thus giving him reason to lay all this cards on the table via telling alejandro why he did so, if not being just straight-up spiteful and wanting to gloat), adding to the surprise when he isn’t.

duncan would be saved by chris here (because of,, drama or whatever. the dreaded love triangle), and on noah’s part probably dread or annoyance with a smidge of being happy he’s not voted off — because, yeah, he’s still here, but now he has to deal with that he revealed himself to alejandro and through implicitly voting for him duncan may be wary of any alliance between them, leaving him as the option.

because i do think alejandro would leverage him warning owen to his own advantage — and even if there’s no goodwill or trust, duncan would play swing vote if it means the heat is off himself. thus, if alejandro says, owen is gone — to keep noah close; but further than that i do think alejandro would at least find his apathy interesting, if initially in a purely strategic way.

a kind of, ‘noah is proactive enough to recognize me but spiteful enough to think the people around him don’t “deserve” to be warned because they can’t see it themselves’.

there would be appreciation there for his being able to even see through his façade in the first place, and im sure grudging respect for being willing to say it knowing everyone else is fooled and it would cause dislike to be thrown noahs way (…..not that i think noah thought of this. i just think alejandro would assume noah did)

i do think noah would, while being pretty incensed at leveraged into such a forced alliance situation, go along with it, riding alejandros coattails to keep owen safe.

story-wise it would make sense for owen to still be eliminated in sweden (through a tiebreaker, probably) so noah can properly break away from alejandro come merger and team with someone else

……or conversely noah stays with alejandro and flat-out trashes it to get himself voted out. arguably the most in-character thing for him to do.

^ also because through the entirety of it, noah may recognize it for what it is; showing off. alejandro has been shown in-canon to be the kind of person who puts showing off above strict pragmatism, so he’s ‘punishing’ noahs speaking out by ‘showing off’ that he can leverage the situation to his own benefit anyway. and noah, spiteful and upset that his friend is gone, would seize the opportunity to piss alejandro off via ruining his whole plan.

this is all to say i want this particular set-up to turn into noah vaguely annoyed but mostly apathetic at his situation and for alejandro to be the stupid loser he really is genuinely growing to really like noah and his brand of scheming (romantic or otherwise honestly). more stupid loser alejandro please. completely dumbfounded when noah gets himself out.

[1totallynotasimp]

hi I saw your request are open and I was wondering if you could do shiloh and bros eligah x reader with a sweet tooth and it's like enemy's to lovers 😅 please

Eligah Nelson x reader with a sweet tooth

(Your Pov)

Emergency meeting went off🚨

Everyone shouted 'where'

"Someone ate all the snacks" micah shouted, with a hint of his slight anger issues showing through. "Wait even the donuts "judah ask curious

"Even the donuts " micah replied

Me Y/N wearing (what ever colour), chirped cheerfully while munching on a chocolate donut. “Oops, that was me hehe i didn't know yall wanted them!” i added, giggling.

“You know, I should have guessed that,” micah sighed, rolling her eyes.“Is anyone sus?” asked shiloh

,“Red is sus,” Judah, declared in orange, declared with his trademark goofiness, pointing an accusatory finger at Britney. “And if you just look at her, you know she is suspicious with her sus face!

Britney, now on the defensive, snapped back, “SO HELP ME JUDAH, YOU SAY THIS EVERY TIME!”

Judah replies with "because your sus ALL THE TIME!"

“There’s not enough information; I say we skip,” shiloh asserted

. The crowd nodded in agreement ,"REMEMBER THERE ARE TWO IMPOSTERS " shiloh calles out .Yet beneath the fun lay a tangled web of feelings. Not only did i love sweets I maybe had a slight crush on Eligah but i never showed it and pretend-ish to hate him,so no one could tell amidst me beautifully sassy banter and love for sweets

. “I ‘hate’ you eligah!” I tell him teasingly, a playful glint in her eyes.Eligah rolled his eyes dramatically. “I hate you too!” he retorted, his tone both playful and serious.My smirk widened. “You know you love me,” i shot back casually.“Oh, please,” he retorted, unable to hide the blush creeping up his cheeks.

"Well since i have no one else wanna be my buddy!?" I asked eligah

"Why not you probably wouldn't take no for an answer either way" eligah replies

So me and eligah went of eligah had the task card swipe and was struggling hard it saying to fast then to slow

I smirks at this and try not to laugh "seems like your having trouble huh "

"N-No and plus id like to see you try better" eligah says in his defence flustered

I then swipes her card and gets it first try

"Lucky shot"eligah says looking away from me

"Ya know what I'll just do card swipe later "eligah complains

I then started complaining im hungry but eligah couldn't care less untill

Emergency Meeting 🚨

Everyone ask" WHERE"

William replied with with a smirk "hey Y/N are you the imposter because you vented into my heart 😘"

I had a 😒 look on my face and eligah looked a bit jealous but everyone voted of william either way while theow him of the ship he called out to you "CALL MEEEEEEEE😘😜"

"William was not an imposter "eligah called out yeah im ok with that"

I was smirking at eligah "what do you want "eligah asked clearly annoyed

I respond "why were you ok with william not being he imposter ,were you jealous😏 "

Eligah quickly says in defence "N-No of c-corce not "eligah face was red

"Are you lyyyyyying "you shoot back

"We-well look i-ill give you a piece of chocolate if you be quiet "eligah tries and bribes you

Did you really think you could convince me with some chocolate?” i say“ 2 peices of Chocolate and a donut,” eligah amended, his tone sweetening

.“Alright, bet” You said, my voice dripping with cute sarcasm.

Just then, britney jumped out of the vent, startling as she tried to make herself look not sus. “You saw nothing!" she insisted,

Me and eligah ran to the meeting button "let me press it"

"No I should I'm better "

No me "

"No me "

"Iwannapressthebutton"

Me and eligah start arguing like children over who should press it then eligah just pressed it

Me and eligah at the same time say" britneys the imposter" a tint bush appears on both of your faces

Judah shouts "yes i knew it haha i to-"

Britney had enough and said "JUDAH SHUT IT"

“Britney was ... an imposter!” they shouted, laughter bubbling up as they celebrated

Shiloh then says mysteriously "there is still on imposer left do your task"

As me and eligah walked of you notice yous were holding hands as eligahs was dragging you arround I started to blush but look away before he noticed

Then the lights turned off "Oh no " J

I say holing eligahs arm I hate the dark

Eligah smirks but says "well my task is right here and i aint going across the map and back soo ill just do my task in the dark im GREAT at that"

Me Y/N says "fine ill fix it on my own"

I went to fix the lights to see you were the only one there Where is everyone. You thought right after you fixed the light it was...

emergency meeting 🚨

But it was just five of yous eligah ,shiloh ,Daniel ,marry and you

😮 was my face right now Daniel said" guys it eligah I saw him kill "

What no "Daniel killed " eligah responds

Shiloh speaks up. "we can't efford to lose any one else I say we skip for now and keep and I eye out "

Marry ,and shiloh vote skip

Eligah voted Daniel

And you and Daniel voted eligah beacause you were bored

I was doing your last task download data waiting for ages "80 percent ,85 percent 97 99 ooh so close --"

Emergency meeting🚨

"AWWW COME ON !! I WAITED FOR AG- wait where is oooh"

It was only you/me Daniel and eligah "😐 damn oh well yeah" was all you could say

"Y/N Daniel is the imposter he killed shiloh and mary "eligah said

"No no no eligah did it you have to trust me please"

Daniel voted eligah and eligah voted Daniel "you voted eligah last meeting what up now please" daniel was sayin

But you half listening ugh this was so hard you head is telling you to vote eligah but at the same time you dont wanna vote him but like we'll when the light turned off eligah didn't fix them and um he never finished card swipeyou then made you choice

"I vote-" i struggle "please dont regret this please dont regret this please dont regret this please dont regret this oh please "i tell yourself

I point to ....

Daniel I voted Daniel

eligahs screames" yes "

You put you hand on your face scared for what will ahopen next

Eligah says "Daniel was.... not the imposter "

"Are you serious "you say

"Nah im kiddin he was the imposter "Eligah says trying not to burst into laughter

"Eligah dont do that again I swear "

after the game

Talia leaned against the wall, grinning at Eligah. “You should’ve just let me press the meering button before” she teased.Eligah stared at her, flashing a grin. “Why?”“Because I’m better at pressing buttons,” she winked, munching smugly on her chocolate donut.“Really?” he asked, amusement dancing in his blue eyes.Before she could respond, Eligah snatched the donut from her hand, sprinting away. “Hey! NO!” Talia screamed, chasing after him.“Catch me first!” he called over his shoulder, laughter escaping him.

"Give it BAAAAACK" YOU SCREAM

eligah is now holding up MY donut up in the air as he throws it on the floor and brings me for a passionate kiss my face as red as britneys outfit "Well, this is new,” he mused, a teasing smile dancing on his lips.“Shut up!” i stuttered, embarrassment clouding my previous sass.“Yeah, right; you’re flustered!” Eligah chuckled, reveling in the moment.“Am not!” i protested weakly, my heart racing as the playful banter ignited a spark we both tried to deny.And so they danced around the truth,

"Sooo wanna be my girlfriend "eligah with a smile

"Nooo i dont-- im just kidding of course " i reply with a big smile on your face

You then then pick up your donut from the the floor

"Y/N you ain't seriously gonna eat that are you" eligah asked

I say"5 minute rule "

"No it's dont-"eligah tries to stop me but..

You gobble the whole donut🍩

"*sigh* well i still love you though " eligah says and pulls you in for another kiss

"Love ya to eligah " i smile

cloaked in the colorful chaos of Among Us, where friendships blurred into something more, on a game day that would be remembered for the laughter, teasing, and the undeniable chemistry hidden beneath layers of playful rivalry

The end

[embersofhope-if]

IM SOOO HYPEEEEE OMG!! I cant waiiit: okey, now my fanboying phase has ended, lets talk about the characters:

Me, an intelectual, reading about Ash: YES, YESS, YESSS… NO, NOO, NOOOOOOOOOO

Why? WHY? You have like cero reasons to put Ash in the character section to make us hope, and then, kill that hipe without hesitation, like, chill bro. CHILL We haven't even started the story, you don't have to make us cry yet

Me, someone without capacity of preservation reading about Creon: red flag? YAASS QUEEN slay, red has always been a color that has suited me 👁️🫦👁️ so i guess i have someone to simp in this story thanks! (you kill take away my healthy relationships? Okey, then the worst one must choose, i even dont know Ash, and yet i miss him :( my gay ass cant with so much angst) oh taht reminds me, I guess Mc can die, so, there will be Pov of our dearest when they see our death? Like, our family/Weaver/Creon? (And idk if we have someone else who worries about Mc HAHAHAA)

Weaver: Im SO curious about this character… i really don’t know what to say about them, but their concept can be soooo good and I really want to k ow more about them

Soren (daddy? Sorry, daddy? Sorry daddy? Sorry: This will be a complex character, or at least i think he will be, someone so stoic and a puppet of the Capitolio hated by his own people and yet so emotional about his child… uff, that makes me think one thing, why people choose mc to go and no their father? I mean, we are so hated? And if we are hated, is because our father or because we did things that makes the town so hateful towards Mc?

I mean, I guess choosing mc is a way to causing pain to the whole family, but if they don’t really hate Mc, or if Mc didn’t really make something to deserve all the hate, they could simply choose Soren to go, no?

Well, sorry for all the mumbling, im so hyped for this to come and well, I guess I got too excited, Do you have a schedule you want to follow or something like that? Thanks for your attention!! <3

yall are going to be so mad at me but i had originally planned for Ash to actually be alive and be Mcs lover back home, but then i decided that i wanted to make it sad and killed them. Oopsies🤭

The lack of faith you guys have in Mcs ability to win makes me laugh so much. They're not completely helpless guys they do have some skills. There will be other Povs throughout the story. Will they specifically be Mcs death? who knows (it's me I know)

And the people of District 8 couldn't vote Mcs Father into the games because hes over the age of 18. They're putting Mc in to hurt him and make sure he feels the pain and fear that they have all felt. Mc didn't do anything themselves to piss everyone off but they're the only one from the Vesper family who was young enough to actually participate in the games. If Mcs sister was still eligible they wouldve put her in too☝️

I don't have a schedule for this If rn I've been focused on writing chapter 2 for my other game. This one is more of a side project but I'm sure there will at least be a short demo out before the end of June. Or I could wait till July 4th and post it on reaping day😏

[thekinkyleopard]

Valentines Interview

Hellboys edition

Today we have a special interview event! It’s Valentines Day and there was a vote amongst the council for it to be the HellBoys! (The council is me and Geez) Anyways! Enjoy this! @aller-geez Owns Kanai and Draeko!

“Alright Boys, Question 1 and feel free for any of you to answer this one….What is the best Valentines gift to give your partner?”

Oh I kno-…

Drugs 😎

Al…VALENTINES Day gift 😒

Yeah, I know, 😏 Drugs!

I-…No don’t listen to him, ��� it’s-…

Hey! The fuck? 😠 why not listen to me? 😤 That’s MY answer, 🙄 ok, Drugs. Boom.😎 Especially, the kind that make you wanna touch gents. 👉🏻

🙄 For ME it’s flowers and Chocolate, 🥰 and getting Nai a new fish decoration for his tanks!

Oh yes, I do quite enjoy the trinkets the pet brings home on this specific day every year. Always very thoughtful additions to the colony. 🙂

“Quite the colorful array of answers, all correct in their own ways boys, remember, these answers are simply opinions. There’s no right or wrong,”

You did just specify that all the answers were correct, so that means there can be room for an incorrect answer. Yes?

Kanai…No…that’s not…*clears throat* Moving on…

Question 2: What are you favorite places to be together?

I know Nai’s answer for this…pffft…😏

Bet I know yours too 👀

Yeah, smartass? 😏

Yeah, the bedroom. 🙃

I-…🤔 you right 😏

The Aquarium 🙂

Knew it 😏

Least it’s a real answer! I enjoy the Aquarium with you as well, Nai, 🥰 that and night picnics! I love looking at the stars with them at my side 🌌

Ewyuck…🤢 definitely bedroom, sandwiched between the two of them. 🤤 Ooo when they’re both having one of those sneezing fits too. Heaven. 😩

Real. Alright then, Next question shall we?

Question 3: Is there a goal any of you need to accomplish that could use the help of your partner(s) this Valentines?

Yeah, I’ve been RACKING my brain to try and get this asshole who lives next to us, his dog to stop fucking barking at EVERYTHING 🤬 but I’m starting to think I’ll need Drae or Nai to distract him so I can sneak in the backyard, 👀 nab the dog, bring him inside our place 😈 and fucking eat that little bastard. 😈

Im not helping with that! 😡 It’s not the poor dog’s fault! What’s wrong with you?! 😤

When do you need assistance, Donnie? 🫡 I want to make sure I catch Shark Week on our magic box. 😐

Hm, tonight around 9:30? 🤔

NO! 😤

Why not?! 😤

It’s not moral, nice or appropriate! 😤

Your mother 😤

Alistar, I swear…don’t you harm that poor dog. 😤😤

*Alistar and Kanai share a look between each other*

Oooohkay perhaps I shouldn’t have asked that one 😬 Next…question

Question 4: Would you rather get a box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day or flowers?

Okay wait I have a real answer for this 🫢

You do? 😯

Yes I’m serious…😏

Okay, I’m interested to see where this goes 🫣

Butthole molded chocolates

Yup. 😐 there it is

HEAR ME OUT 😩

I’m listening 👂🏻

Thank you, Nai, 😌 this is why you’re my best friend🫶🏻….but I saw them on my phone and I really would like a box from both of you. 😐

I am uncertain how to achieve, but will give it my best efforts, Donnie. 🫡

Ppreciate you, pal. 🫡

You two are unbelievable. 🙃

Pretty solid answer though Alistar, pretty solid.

Question 5: Last Question; How would you describe the love you all share this Valentines? 

Unique….I cherish the relationship I have with each member of our unity differently, but am very grateful to have them. Truthfully

Kanai 🥺 that is the sweetest thing I think you’ve ever said about love….

W-wait whoa love? Who said love! You all do realize who I am right? 🙃

Passionate! I’d describe it as passionate!

Hello? Is this thing on? *taps an imaginary mic* Again, Love? What are we talkin’ bout here is that some sort of unit of measurement? 🤨

No Donnie, 😐 it’s the one earthly emotion I’ve noticed you avoid the most next to compassion. 🤔

You’re allowed to study the planet, and other people Nai, but you’re not allowed to study me. 😒

I do believe that you lack a choice in the subject 🧐

So help me….😤

And that’s all we have time for today everyone! Hope you all had a lovely Valentines and felt as loved and important as you all are! 🥰🫶🏻

(Oh brother)

*elbows Alistar* 😒….Til next time! 🥳

[dwalendinhetniets]

Voting:

Hanmah making a heart in the camera <3

Veggies and pussy guy!

Netherlands 12 points for sweden 👎

Sweden getting so many points from the juries sucks, i knew it is going to happen because i am watching back, but it still sucks

The unicorn gesture looks so stupid

(Yes this list will mostly be me complaining)

Oeh the french lady giving points has a very cool dress

Hahaha hoed gedaan

Belgium giving austria 12 points yeesss

Hannah's dancing haha

The german dude giving points offering hannah a biscuit from a pink box like ted lasso!!!

Even cornald maas and jan smit getting annoyed by all the 12 point going to sweden, woah

Lmao the australians being confused by the 12 points

Amazing outfit and mini performance from the guy giving points from iceland

Who will cyprus give 12 points??? Greece is not in the final 😱 (sweden, hmmm)

Subwoolfer revealed???

FINLAND GETTING 12 POINTS THANK YOU NORWAY

Czechia getting 12 points from switzerland? Woah did not expect that

Oeh the dress of the australian lady giving points! Also belgium getting 12 points :)

Hannah and Graham are having so much fun together, its so cute

Love how the public just won't stop chanting cha cha cha cha

Joker out going to sit behind italy when the lady from slovenia was announcing their 12 points to italy <3

Greece not giving cyprus 12 points????

Why was the greek guy speaking french tho?

Hannah waving at everyone giving point is one of my favourite things

Catherine Tate??? Omg (allonsy 😏)

And now for the Real votes!

Germany getting 15 points :|

Croatia not getting much

Poland getting 81, huh a bit too many

Uk getting 9 votes so back to normal

Slovenia only getting 45 points????

Portugal only 16??

What is going on??

216 for norway woah

France only 50 points :(

Spain only getting 5 whuuttt...

Austria only getting 16 points????? Whut??

Belgium and Australia getting under the 200 points total?? What the hell?

(Btw why am i getting so upset, i know all this already. Anyways...)

Oohhh Finland.... 376 points? Omfg yaaaaaasssssssss

Audience you are so great keep chanting cha cha cha cha

Sweden winning :/

Im so sorry finland you were amazing!!

Alright, this was it y'all. Good night! Xx

[mint-yooxgi]

Everybody is talking about adding joong and jongho but i think we're missing a key member..... 👀

Can we talk about Song Mingi?!! Naurrr my man was peeping on her since the plane ride 😭 also he did not so subtly confess that he would also like to be added to the two hours between readers thighs squad!! And even Wooyoung outed mingi for wanting to ask reader out! Not to mention mingi's birthchart has major possesive yandere vibes. I can just tell that when they put him next to reader to even out the heights for the paparazzi pics, mingi was like 'manner hands, manner hands, don't touch the booty'. I think those 4 make the most sense for the love interests because they have the best chemistry. Wooyoung is just a little flirt and horny happy for attention hahah Maybe even Yunho? I feel like he's be subtly showing more attention to the reader but in a subconscious way. Who knows, one day mans might snap and be like damn wait i keep teasing everyone else about how fine she is but she actually is really fine, i want her myself 😎 but i think reader x yeosang, jongho, joong and mingi ft. horny wooyoung are my top ateez pics rn

I just voted in the poll but will you please tell us who you're adding for sure 🥺 i need to knowwwe hehe, just a little spoiler since im obsessed with the series plss?.

Yeosang is in major denial rn but he's a smart boy, im sure he'll know whats up soon 😏 i cant wait to see him fight for readers attention because she's got some srs simps hehe. Also this is a humble request but even if you don't add him as a full on love interest, if you could somehow fit in jeonghan i will be eternally grateful ���� he's my ult but im also rooting for jihoon x tall reader because DUH lol. His whole shy thing and the way they greeted eachother in pt 2 backstage was sooo cute 😭 and the way he kept her collab to himself ugh

Nah, cause anon, you've got me smiling like a maniac right now omg you are SO RIGHT about MINGI!!! I was honestly thinking he'd be really subtle about it at first but now I'm rethinking EVERYTHING

Every time I think of this au, I'm like, but what about adding... this idol could also work.... but I'm also like, it's SO full of crack now but it works???? I can't stop????

As for who I'm adding for sure, I know it's definitely going to be Joong and Jongho cause they're just the most logical, and Hyunjin also just feels right, but I'm toeing the line on everyone else. I have plans for all of ateez and most, if not all of skz, but it just honestly depends on if people would be cool with that/want to see it.

I contemplated adding a few other members from different groups, but I'm still not sure yet...

[syrupmancer]

im the guy who keeps voting the "other" option on polls and not rbing or adding what i mean in the notes. 😏 and i do it because i know you notice it 😈

[m1ckeyb3rry]

SHSHS YOU SHOUDOVE TOLD ME ABOUT THE SHITTING TYPO LMAOAOA im crying if I hadn’t gone back to read the tl myself it would’ve just sat there un-addressed forever….I was even thinking of making a master note of all the TLs I’ve had so far just to organize imagine I just copy pasted that omg…maybe I should’ve slapped it into grammarly or some spell check before hand

But FR shidou actually hyping people up when he acknowledges vs Emo Rin…

No I completely get it it’s like when you start using like a cringe term ironically and then it just integrates itself into your vocab LMAOOO I know the feeling all too well…

OMGGG guys oaeu is fr happening….wait now I’m torn past me would’ve immediately slammed the Karasu button but after our convo im not sure??? Karasu for obv reasons but wait the otoya ideas we talked abt were way too entertaining and the Nagi double date and then also aiku being like “Barou needs bitches” GUYS decisions…………………….and how could I forget our yuki prince aiku discussion too omfg

REAL lowk I see a lot of nagi hate nowadays?? Mostly the people going “haha nagi fraud” or “nagi u suck apologize to Reo rn” so errrrr I’m gonna need kaneshiro to show us the matches of other stratums pls im lowk sick of Isagi’s face I NEED to know what goes on in scenes Isagi isn’t in pls im begging (channel ur inner kaneshiro and save us please)

I’m ngl I was pretty caught up but I don’t remember anything about his backstory LMAOO based on his character im sure you’re right tho

Also WAITTT I ALMOST FORGOT ABT YUN I love him he was so cute but chigiri as yun so real….I could’ve sworn he also had a moment where people were like “you’re a dude???” Which kinda aligns with the whole chigiri “princess” thing LOL

Wait that’s actually lowk such a smart way to decide HAHAHAH lmk how the results of that go….ive seen a bunch of matchup events floating around too I hadn’t realized how popular they were

I’m not even kidding it’s a little scary how accurate your kiyora feels…like in your previous response you were like “I think I got it somewhat right?” and I went in reading it expecting it to be maybe a little off maybe more violent since that’s what you described it as and then I proceeded to read and it was just canon kiyora. Witchcraft. Kaneshiro is actually invading your brain telling you what to do.

Kiyora being kinda shy and showing his crush a more private, somewhat vulnerable side to him>>>> he’s lowk cuter than I originally thought is this a conversion moment….ill hold onto this sentiment LMAO kiyoranese has me laughing so hard I lowk see the instrument vibes but I’m ngl I think I prefer this one over the instrument…maybe also because I don’t like Kaiser as much HAHA both are so good though….

THATS ACTUALLY TERRIFYING I’m glad you both are safe bc wtf..maybe you should invest in a bottle of pepper spray jic SHEGAJ

LMAOO is the one who mouthed sorry also the one you turned down with an excuse or is this a different person (if it’s different you really have some crazy rizz aura because that was really quick work) ok but no violence is good I was reading that thinking like “wait how much of this is non fiction……”

Checking off another Mira banger off the list…excited for whatever’s next and also the oaeu….

- Karasu anon

LMAOOO no it was funny and i didn’t want to embarrass you plus i kinda forgot it once i started typing so i did not say anything i’m sorry 😩 next time i will though

YESSSS OAEU IS HAPPENING literally so hype it’s going to be so much fun plus season 2 starts soon so it’s like the perfect time to be working on it because the anime onlies are going to get into tabieitaken and aiku which is perf 🤩 LMAOO i’ve fed enough karasu content that the world is no longer starving so it’s more like bonus atp 😏 HAHA funnily enough reo was winning the poll for a WHILE there but now karasu’s in the lead again 😭 it might just be an audience bias thing though because there’s no way if you get random people from the fandom to vote they would pick karasu over sae nagi AND reo 😰 we’ll see there’s still a bit of time before the poll ends so the winner def isn’t locked in yet!! i think reo is second place atm (possibly tied w sae) and karasu is winning w barou in third but who knows how it will all play out

EVERYONE SWITCHED UP ON NAGI SOOOO FAST it’s like they all forgot who carried isagi in the second selection 😱 truly there would be no bllk if nagi wasn’t there to score 90% of team white’s goals 😭 and he was also the first to score on the u20s like i need everyone to put respect back on my man’s name 😒 he’s going to comeback TRUST and when he does everyone will start glazing again but i’ll know…i’ll remember 🙂‍↕️

YESS i distinctly remember yun being mistaken for a girl and being called pretty (he also calls himself pretty a lot iirc) so it’s literally perfect for chigiri!! maybe i have a type in the kind of media i like watching or smth the parallels are kinda going crazy

yeahhh they are surprisingly popular!! i haven’t done a ton before (one of my old mutuals did them so i think i did a jjk one and got noritoshi + choso + yuta so basically i’m pomegranate ink y/n 🤩) but i think it will be fun to see for like curiosity’s sake yk plus it might make me more decisive on who/what to write for…or not LMAO imagine i get shidou bruh i’d be at a loss for words (i don’t THINK i will but the chances are never 0 yk)

LMAOOOO that’s so good to hear i was worried i made him too extreme especially because when i answered you it had been a bit since i had finished so like the most memorable parts to me were him getting in the fight and him talking abt how he beat up the mayor’s son but i forgot he’s pretty chill for the most part in the fic!!

HAHA omg kiyoraism incoming…idt he’ll ever break into my top three (nagi karasu barou the it girls of the miraverse fr) but he’s def growing on me honestly he’s rlly sweet in his own way 🥹 no i def feel that because neither of us have ever been into kaiser + w the instrument it’s almost a less relatable story?? since the reader is a famous actress instead of a regular person…plus kaiser is the opposite of kiyora he seems chill and sweet on the outside but on the inside he’s a little off putting whereas kiyora is ready to smack a bitch on the outside but on the inside he’s just a cutie who gives people grape candy if he likes them and the latter is def a trope that i think we both enjoy more LMAOAAO

IT WAS SCARY and okay so there were actually three guys that night — the one who said sorry (he only half counts though ig because it was dubious whether we were being friendly or if he liked my best friend or me), the one who i rejected by saying i was too drunk, and the one who slid into my linkedin dms 😭😭😭 the rizz aura is a little crazy to be honest like just today i was at the library to print out my resume and a guy asked for my instagram (also was not into him alas but i did give him the insta because why not) bruh it sounds like i’m making it all up or smth but trust it’s 100% real…i’m only chronically online on the inside externally i look normal enough to be approachable ig 😩💔 HELP IF THERE WAS AN ACTUAL FIGHT I WOULD’VE CRIED luckily he just yelled at us a ton but i did use some direct quotes and paraphrases from him to really liven up the story FJFHSJSJ

ANOTHER BANGER DONE now i need to figure out which req i want to be inspired for next and get to work so we can get to the oaeu 🤩 not counting yours i have 5 left to do so hopefully i can get them out quickly!! two hiori ones, two karasu ones, and a nagi req 🤩 plus the ones you sent in ofc and then i got a req last night also for nagi but they missed the cutoff so i’ll work on that post oaeu

[taesankisser]

WHAT ! YOU HAD A POLL LAST NIGHT?!!? i was out so I didn’t get to open my tumblr:((( ppl who didn’t vote for our dear riwoo will NOT be getting any sweets👎🏻

i adore riwoo so much like hello ?!!?! mr can i put you in my pocket??🥹🥹🥹 i thank the heavens for being a riwoo pc magnet 🙈!!! sometimes i genuinely think he likes me or sumthn bcs why else would he come home to me then?🤨 wha..see? he got me saying cringy stuff god the riwoo effect is crazy….

but ohohoho vampire riwoo😏 that sounds actually gewd even though i have no idea what plot you came up with— and even though we all know blood is not sweet but like hey it’s riwoo and not just riwoo but a VAMPIRE RIWOO🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻 yuh take it all baby i don’t want u starving😣😣😣

ANWWWWW tysm for replying💗 take your time with writing !! i can wait until im all skin and bones bcs i know i’ll get real fat in happiness when you finally post it😋 this is so long lmao im sorry ><

also !!! can i be your 🍡 nonie hehehe:333

I’M LATE TO REPLYING I APOLOGIZE!! i’ve been preoccupied with the story actually! but i did have a poll set up for maybe an hour..? but it’s okay because both vampire!taesan and vampire!riwoo will come to fruition anyways

omg i’m a riwoo magnet too!! him and leehan!! it is RIDICULOUS the way i pull leehan but am i complaining?? no never that’s my lover boy 🤭 BUT BRO RIWOO WANTS U SO BAD HE TOLD ME HIMSELF!! hehe it’s not cringey at all i love saying unhinged things i mean.. have you read my work?? LMAO i love pushing the silly agenda

trust me.. it won’t be your typical vampire au because i’m not going to make him all grumpy and sassy. i mean he can definitely be sassy at times HOWEVER! he’s gonna be the goofiest cutest vampire there ever was so it’ll fulfill that fluff need you have hehe also i really wanted to pick a member that doesnt rlly fit the normal “vampire boy cliche” so! and i promise the plot is pretty much done! i talked things over with my beta reader and she helped me really get everything in order so it’s just a matter of me not being lazy and actually writing it LOL

bby don’t apologize! it really makes my heart so full when people send messages! thank you for being here! it’s so cute to see how excited you are and i really hope i can exceed your expectations 🥺 you can absolutely be my ��� anonie, i’m so looking forward to seeing you on my blog more!!

[icarusredwings]

Dhawan!Master:

(Slightly biased)

Do I have to put a trigger warning for a discussion of toxic relationships?? I mean.. this IS Thoschei... So I dont think so but just incase-

Tw: Emotional munipulation/abuse (?)

(And kidnapping- duh)

9 and dhawan wouldn't get along JUST enough to be a DISASTER together. And what I mean by this is that he would hate him so much but also roll his eyes and say something heavily childish every time he claimed to be evil or horrible because while 9 would think he's annoying as shit, he'd also be annoying as shit. 9 is very unhealed, and the bloke is about as mature as a super genius 17 year old with anger issues, so their arguemnts would sound more like two teenage boys.

This also being said, dhawan would LOVE tormenting 9. He wants to be noticed, even if that means being punched in the face so 9 would be perfect. All he would have to do is say something like;

"Big ears cry baby says wot?"

"Wot!?"

"Ha!! Got you!"

"Just wait until I get my hands on you -!"

"😏 Now, now, dear doctor, take me out for dinner first!"

"Oh, you wish 🙄"

And he would get all the attention he'd want. Dude doesn't know when to shut up, and someone might have to kiss him to make him stop yapping.

Theres two ways 10 is going to go.

He's either going to fix him, or he's going to make him WORSE. There is no in-between. 10 is not strict enough to handle the discipline and routine that dhawan needs. Dhawan could bite a kid at the park, and 10 would go. "Aww buddy, we talked about this!! But im 83% sure that those big wet puppy eyes could convince him to become good. Just a little bit. Enough to be able to take him to Burger King and only eat food, not people kind of good. He's still gonna growl and bite, tho.... maybe 10 should muzzle him..

Play fighting except this man wants you to full fist him in the face while sparring.

11 is just as much crackhead energy as he is and I think this would scare him at first until he realizes that someone finally can keep up and match his freak enough to spend 12 hours striaght in a bouncy castle while talking about different subcultural issues on various planets... that is.. until dhawan pops it or feels the need to do something really evil and just cages him because he doesn't want him to be friends with anyone else.

Obviously, dhawans obsessed with 11. Playing is a HUGE part of their relationship (cat and mouse/tag/hide and seek/super heros/cops and robbers/pirates specifically). He found his childhood best friend again 💕(even if he is a little stupid now). He feels like he's missed him for so long, and now that he has him again? Good luck prying him from his cold, dead hands.

He even steals his fez, but he draws the line at fish fingers and custard.

"Dude.. That's just gross.."

"It's good!!"

"It's not. It's really - really not."

(I dont know why, but I keep feeling like 11 gets kidnapped. Maybe it's because he was sitting in handcuffs smiling and waiting for his wife to rescue him. Which does inevitably happen.)

(Why is he so awkward? Oh, that's right because the guy has 0 people skills, and honestly, idk how he even managed to mask so long to get voted in as PM or if that was what Lucy was for)

12 is extremely annoyed, but that's okay because any attention to dhawan is good attention. I can see 12 walking away and him following him STILL talking and teasing him, trying to impress him and one up him in any way, calling him "Old man" like he's his grandpa or something weird. I'm not entirely certain that 12 has the patience to fix him. I dont think he makes him worse, though? I imagine dhawan is about to do something really stupid and 12 shout at him;

"What are you doing!? Get down from there, you idiot, you'll hurt yourself!"

"Who let grandpa out the home?"

"What!!?? 🤨 WERE THE SAME AGE"

"Nu uh"

"What do you mean nu uh!?"

Either that OR

They're jumping out windows TOGETHER.

No in between.

Look at this face of disbelief. "I can't believe you just ignored me. God what a cunt" Like babes, you got a new face now, give it a bit, mkay? Her Time Lord sensors have been broken from being around River for 20+ years. You'll get her, and she'll be so shocked, I promise honey <3

Take everything domestic from spydoc, 10s playfulness and understanding and shove it together and BAM you have 14 and spy which consists of 14 laying down strict rules and routines (much how 13 does for missy) and because of these rules, he therefore gets rewards as well. Because of the fact 14 is settling and most of the people in the house work full-time jobs, it means he will have his full attention. No, unless its a very good day 14 will not be in the bouncy castle but he will infact cuddle in bed, watch movie marathons, tell him about therapy, take him to get galactic ice cream, take him on walks, and graciously accept acts of service like tea and sandwitches.

Now, I don't think this is perfect, there is times when spy is still naughty and gets purposly ignored (not the healthiest communication, but it works).

Dhawan blew up the microwave for fun? Suddenly, the garden outside needs tending, and 14 is busy for the next 2 hours. Dhawan is not allowed in the garden. It's one of the rules. He's told to replace the microwave. If he does, when the 2 hours is up, they'll watch a movie and talk about why he blew it up. If not? He's ignoring him until he does.

Because dhawan just wants to be SEEN. He wants to be praised. He wants to be noticed and valided. He wants the Doctor to acknowledge hes on the same level as him, if not higher. That he IS capable of stuff then just party tricks and that he IS special, important and needed.

Why? Because this is how it's always been. Doc has always been the one to get the attention of the adults and get the special praise despite being expelled, failed his TARDIS test, had no friends and was late for exams, AND murdered 3 kids. He wants the Doctor to acknowledge that he is his equal (even though technically he has more degrees than the Doctor and is actually licensed)

Bonus points if the rewards scream puppy play like going to the park or petting, because that's kind of what's happening. He's being trained. It's a very conditional and toxic relationship, but eventually, it works because soon enough, he's conditioned to earthly social rules, that exploding microwaves while jumping up and down and clapping is not acceptable behavior.

The whole trope is very kinky 'pet' vibes, except the "pet" is just an autistic coded super bored universal genuis who craves affection and chaos at the same time so yes Donna, You gotta knock or else you're going to see some things.

Lemme know if im onto something here because I was kinda nervous to say that last part and I don't know if it's just me or if after a couple of months these two would actually work out pretty decently.

It would turn into dhawan giggling because he left a very obvious banana peel on the floor, and 14 can't help but smile, roll his eyes and starts laughing too because dude- hes cute. He swears he's evil, but he's just adorable.

(And the Doctor knows adorable when he sees it, he's met Rose Tyler)

Hand flaps. Thats all.

I WOULD say 15 could fix him because 15 is energetic and is kinda stable, but then again... the man failed at fixing himself so likkkeee.... Would they kiss? Most definitely. Would dhawan become a love sick obsessive stalker? What? Like he isn't already?? (Yes) Would 15 make him worse? Yes. Do I care? No. #let them kiss

*Clamps a metal braclet onto his wrist*

"Uhh babes, what are you doing?😅"

"Just a lil tracker so I know where you are at all times dear nothing to worry about teheehe 💞"

"..... I fear I have made a mistake..... FIREBALL!"

"Awww what is that our safe word?"

"No. Its her cue."

"Whos cue?"

*Ruby comes in with a flamethrower*

Ruby, who has learned some references from Rouge: I DIDN'T ASK HOW BIG THE ROOM WAS I SAID CAST FIREBALL!!

And that is bassically Doctor Who folks.

Regarding my "Switching up the masters and their respective doctors" post.

How I think Nu who Masters would react to being placed with Nu who Doctors that aren't theirs.

(A thread)

(I would include classic, but I couldn't bare the idea of separating 3 from delgado. They're a bonded pair 🥺 This is all in good fun <and over exagerated>, but I can't promise anyone didn't get hurt during this experiment. Someone most DEFINITELY got hurt. It was me. Im in the hospital as we speak.)

Notes: Technecally, since 9 did *meet* a master in the audios but never actually got one, him and 11 are in for a real suprise.

Going in order! Feel free to comment on what you think!

[sunmisbf]

voted childhood in that poll bc she is MY sunmi song start of my falling in love with sunmi arc 💗 but i clicked it only to reveal the horrifying reality that ycswu was at 0 votes 😭😭😭 what do ppl not get she gave us pink + zombies + let's go! the prechorus... the "who you. think you. are. you can't. sit with. us." like "you said it's love 🙄 well you got a point 😏" and "AND EVERYTIME I SEE YOU I HATE YOU" i remember just seeing gifs + promo images (bc it was before i was back into keeping up with kpop releases so i didn't know her yet :o) and i was like... oh she's an icon. an it girl. THE moment. she gave us the best summer of our lives when we all thought all hope was lost and this is how we thank her...............

in all seriousness though i had no idea ppl disliked the song until i saw you talking about it.... i was so shocked fr. i thought it was like an instant classic. everyone's favorite from a thousand years before we existed. something we were born understanding and connecting us to fun and love. the disrespect is unreal but im doing my part from now on to ensure a result like this can never occur again 🫡

i just want to say that i feel a real connection w u after reading this it’s like ur inside my mind we r 1 💏 literally everything u said. sunmi said my miyane r going to have a fun n sexy summer n we DID bc of her☝️ it was also my first comeback w her as a fan so i am emotionally attached n WILL defend it w my life 🫡 thank u for ur words ycswu truthers must stand together against the hate 🙏

[indigogirled]

BESTY BESTY BESTY BESTYYYYYY MY BELOVEDDDDDD HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY I HOPE YOU HAVE THE THE BEST DAY EVER AND I LOVE YOU SO SO SO MUCH 💓💫🕺💗💐👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🥳🥂✨ u are literally the one and only cool personality on here like literally tumblr is a flop show losercore w/o u, its bestblr actually 😏💅🏽 but i love u so so so much you literally made my quarantine so much more barely and ALIVE. literally can't imagine my past few years with you <3 u have been such a bright spot in my life! did i tell u i love u? BECAUSE I DO LIKE. VERY MUCH <3 and also u are like the funniest person i know like how cooler can u get 🙄 sbfdbnd anyways anyways i love u so so much ! and i hope u have a great day AND YEAR mwah <3 (p.s. i know i haven't answered ur asks yet that's bc i have v weird anons bugging me so i haven't opened my ask box in a WHILE but im going to do it once i get myself together)

oh my fucking goddd tanvi i am in tears. YOU MEAN SO MUCH TO ME IM. literally our friendship defined the pandemic for me and it made me so so happy at a time when i didn’t have any irl friends and then i could come on here and have you !!! and sunny and h and june and emily and literally everyone!!! AND IT’S YOU WHO IS THE COOL ONE UR FAMOUS ACTUALLY. worldwide tumblr star. voted ‘best posts’ eleven yrs in a row. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH U MAKE ME SO HAPPY I CANT BELIEVE ITS BEEN TWO YRS LIKE ?? pardon.

[staysuki]

to know that that less than a thousand-word fic was something you came up impulsively, talent gurl 😌🙌 your writing seems to be improving day by day, really.

moving on ! kinda sad that those 2 wont meet :< and wow, seungmin likes miyeon? two people with a love-hate (??) relationship, can i even call it that? they re not even that close yet 😭 who surprisingly likes different people at the same time are the ones who will end up together at the end. i want to see how this one goes :"> poor seungmin, getting brother-zoned by the person he likes. btw i will cry if changbin secretly likes y/n back, my heart kennat.

s2 teaser ✨ (im finally labeling it so it doesnt come out as incoherent as it was before 🙄😗, charot) tf does jisung like being degraded? well not really that, but teased ?👀 sus. "you're mom's a whore" "thank you" 👁️💧👄💧👁️ i was shocked for a sec cuz i thought chan was being serious abt jisung having serepation anxiety. imagine joking abt smth like that then it was revealed to be true all long. ✨awkward✨ y/n be like -> 🕳️🚶

majority also likes the minho-y/n ship 💕 ugh thinking about the endgame stresses me sm 😤 and wait, does that mean you already have someone in mind? :"<<< the anon who voted jisung, you have a great point ! im changing my vote to both jisung and jeongin, the other 4 can handle themselves. but if i were to choose, other than the 4 ofc, then jeongin. i really had fun reading sassy IN 😌💅 but aaa i rly look forward to see more of the student council in s2, esp chan :>> ik you said that the teaser is supposed to be released this week, i just didnt expect it to be immediately the day after. still thankful tho lol

- bs

i just woke up that day and the words came to me so i was like “gOTTa wriTe”— like literally 😭 it was early in the morning and my mind was like “hmmm gloomy writer seo changbin only has one light in his life—“ but thank u though :,)) this is how impulsive my ideas are but i’m glad u liek it.

mwehehehehe i wanted to challenge myself with the “love chase” in seungmin’s smau 👉😌👈 maybe i’ll regrer writing it like that but honestly it’s more thrilling that way hehe. i like the perspective of “you know they’ll be together in the end, it’s the how that’s thrilling”— but are they rEaLLy gonna be together though? 🤔🤔🤔 you sure about that mate

jisung just loves felix too much ~~~ 👁🤔😏👀🗣 (me trying to drop hints like). JSHWJSHS I LOVED THAT PART, LIKE HE LITERALLY SOUNDS LIKE HE WASN’T JOKING— and that reminded me of the show “never have i ever” oml, that one story arc where the MC falsely spread misinfo about her friend only to find out that it was true ahejashjajssj.

yeah, it’s either minho or seungmin for everyone else 😭. i mean, i get it though, i’ve written for them the most so i gotta step up the other guys’ game ;((((. jeongin vote huh, hMmMmm 🤔✨. and yes, i have an endgame guy in mind now 😏 which may or may not be obvious in season 2 hmmm who knows. and yes, that IS a teaser but that’s not THE teaser 🙈 that’s just an extra fluff chapter bc i was so happy that so many people are interacting with EHALOJ now 😭♥️✨