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Naaah he's just adorable 🥹🥰

stupid guy. little fa.

@hot-stuff-n-tidal-waves @starlightink @kingxgarm @cboffshore @garmaballs @froggityboingerrr

@fiberturkey89 @toastingpencils37 @user-without-a-cool-acronym @ct-9902 @patchesahoy

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*jay exhausted from playing video games all night*

*jay grabs a box of cereal and the carton of milk*

*pours milk on the floor*

Nya: ummm JAY

Jay: ooooh my bad sorry

Nya: jay were you playing fortnite all night again

Jay: nooo

Nya: jay

*jay falls asleep on floor*

Nya: huh jay

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The beard quartet's response when someone tells them "i love you":

Ronin: The fuck?

Dareth: I love you too!

Clutch: Who paid you to say that? are you okay?

Okino: Huh? thanks...?

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Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 2

Jay: Y/n and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush.

Y/n: We WHAT?

Y/n and Lloyd: *making a ‘hear me out’ cake*

Y/n: *puts down a picture*

Lloyd:

Lloyd: THAT’S MY DAD WHAT THE FU-

Cole: This is Y/n. I've only had them for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Y/n: I love murder mysteries

Morro, trying to impress them: I’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.

Kai to young Lloyd: We don't give people the middle finger.

Y/n: We are better than that.

Kai: We give them every finger.

Y/n: No, wait. I don't like where this is going.

Kai: Right across the face.

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Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 3

(I’m taking this a bit far, don’t you think?)

Y/n: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel.

Morro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Kai: You don't know anything about me!

Y/n: I know everything about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children.

Y/n, staring at Lloyd: I could fix him…

Garmadon: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

Jay: We have a problem.

Y/n: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Elijah x ADHD Reader(If Rainbow Friends was in real life)

Before you read i have never experienced ADHD and ive never properly met someone with it so u had to search more on it up .so this might not be completely correct and in really sorry bout that and please try to not get offended to much .But feel free to correct any mistakes I make 

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Requested by Cassidy (on quotev)

(Your POV)

"ODD WORLD ,ODD WORLD ,ODD WORLD" we were all chanting ODD world and we were going to ODD world I was so excited . Then we all stopped in confusion

 "This is odd world " Judah asks "looks kinda different " micah replied Micah then runs to the door to find out it's locked

"WOOHOO WE'RE LOCKED IN ODD WORLD!!!" Me and judah say jumping 

"This isn't odd world " britney says

"awww man are we in trouble again" i reply 

Then a shadow figure appears on the TV and says stuff about collecting blocks hmmm and we gotta survive

"Survive ,survive what " elijah says along with some other gibberish Everyone ran away while i started skipping and eligah followed me. I really like elijah think I like like him I wonder if he likes likes me back what did what I say make sense oh wait this is in my head I forgot this is my POV and not anyone else wait did I break the fourth wall...

*meanwhile shiloh and bros background music starts play dodododododododod ba na na*

"Wow these boxes Unfold " judah explains

"really I love boxes "I reply "since when "elijah asks me "Since now "I reply mysteriously "hey look I'm a kitty in a box meow meow meow ."

"Y/N this is serious we have to get out of here" shiloh explains then notices evryone else is in a box like me

*scary deep voice sound" Chandler has been found

 Oh that's a bummer anyway I was walking with elijah and then we heard loud footsteps eligajah why do you walk so loud " I ask him

"W-what that isn't me" elijah replies Everyone else comes and gathers around the door and then I saw a very familiar blue monster but I forgot where I saw him from

"Awwwee it so cute I wanna hug him " I say going towards the blue monster

"Nope nope nope on a rope we gonna go go "elijah tells me and grabs my hand so we run away .The blue monster caught that grey jumper girl I I always forget her name .

Anyway daniel gets the last block and places it. All th flights turns of and back on and the figure from the TV starts yappin and tells about green Then we see a food bowl "aww they have a puppy" josiah exclaims "What about this place makes you think theyd have a normal pet.elijah says sarcastically

 "Oooh can I keep blue as a pet pwease " I say"

"No" elijah tells me and takes my hand and we walk off. We found some of the doggy food  and them we saw green "Aww look it green HIII GREEN " I say to green and start waving

"You do realise he's blind right "eligah tells me slightly smiling "Oh well ill heal his blindness with my great hug because I'm the queen of hugs " I yell going to hug green

 "No no no no no " elijah grabs my arm and pulls me away frome green " Y/N you can't keep doing this "

"Doing what " i ask "trying to hug the monsters " elijah replies  .

"aww but there my friends " i tell him

Y/N, can we, like, stick to the plan for once?” Eligah asks me “Plans are boring!” i exclaimed, running around him him, eyes bright with mischief.

"your gonna get hurt I'm worried about you there not our friends " eligah tells me

“Then we can just hug them until they become our friends!" i yell and elijah  starts laughing .

I love elijahs laugh that's why I try to make him laugh alot it's cute

We found all the doggie packets and the figure on the TV starts yappin again he talks about orange and how the vent start licking ..wait no it's leaking yeah leaking that makes more sense While me and elijah were walking shiloh runs up to us and cole is in a box on the floor we all look at cole

"Huh that odd " shiloh exclaims 

"ooooh what odd" I ask

"That " shiloh says "ok what odd about it "eligah asks clearly confused 

"That is odd " shiloh says again then I look more closely " *GASPS* WAIT THAT IS ODD" I yell

" I KNOW but what so odd bout it "elijah yells after me

"look it say odd "I tell elijah

"Oh that is odd "he says finally getting it

Shiloh them says stuff about how this was apart of odd world and other stuff

Judah runs near a vent and sees a puple thing in it  "Oh hecko no ! Nope not today ! Not today!!!"

Me and eligah ses the purple thing to I was about to say how cute it was but eligah interupts me " No Y/N its not cute . It's not so hug-able . And it is definitely not our friend " 

" *gasps* how did you know I was gonna say all that are you pyscic " I say and elijah just laughs at me his cute laugh

"what - what's so funny " I asked

Then all the light went of when we found all the fuses we had to power up the backup generator or as shiloh said find a way out then me elijah and shiloh found a room with alot of lore "ooooh spooky ... you think there's any cute monsters to hug here " I ask

Elijah amd shiloh look through everything while I just stand there playing with my hand shiloh started reading about how someone created the monsters to love the kids to much and wanted them to never let them leave "awww they just want company it .just be lonely here" I say

Elijah and shiloh were talking untill I heard the word Red WAIT RED "guys guys guys reds my brother "I tell them

 "HES YOUR WHAT!"they both yell at me . "I haven't told you that I have a brother hmm I thought I did my bad " I say .

Wait that means my brother is here I haven't seen him in soooooooooooooooooooooooooo long, I wasn't paying attention until I heard

Shiloh has been found

 "what huh that thing must be broken shiloh was right with us and there's no monsters around" I say I look elijah and he points to the vent with purple in it

"oh"

 Now we were without shiloh what we gonna do we powered up the generator and it was just me ,eligah ,judah and fairy girl . Anyway red my brother said we were having a party and I love party's then eligah told red that we now he's red I was gonna ask red if he still remembers me but he was gone then

"Wait are you telling me that red was sus" judah says "Yes judah red was indeed sus" I say

We got to the party place and I was still holding eligahs hand we saw alot of balloons and blue was sleeping "awww look he's sleeping he's probably so tired from chasing us all day "I say "Im Sure he is "

 Them a balloon popped because of a fork and now we were all running and then we found everyone else we escaped blue and then I saw red

And approached Red,  i waved enthusiastically and huged red very tight. “Hey, Red! It's me, Y/N! Sibling hug !"

“You know, if I was brave enough to hug a girl like that, maybe she’d notice me,” josiah said

"It's really you" red replied to me "Yeah anyway i have to go with my friends now but ill see you next time we have to run away from the rainbow friends byeee " i smile and wave then run over to the others .

I saw red wave back to then poof he disappeared, We made it we survived . Yippee "wow we really made it " i told elijah "yeah we really did " he responded

Then He leaned in, his gaze flickering to my lips, and in that heartbeat before our mouths met, i felt a rush of exhilaration as my mind quieted, and i could finally focus on one thing then we pulled apartTalia’s eyes widened, a mixture of surprise and delight flooding her expression.

“Whoa! What was that?” i exclaimed, laughing

“Uh, I… um…” Elijah stammered, feeling heat rush to his cheeks. “I just—I don’t know!”

“We ahould kiss more often!” i declared, bouncing away, energy renewed. "i love you "elijah said softly

"I love you to " I say

The end

ADHWord count :1434

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may I please request Juduh x pastel reader? but the reader looks nice, kind, and cutesy on the outside but is a feral angry gremlin who would die for her friends but would rather die than let them know on the inside. kinda like a tsundere

ok I'd love to do your request but I'd like to ask what kind of shiloh and bro episode do you want me to do like do you mean among us or rainbow friends or like what just so I know 😅

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Mary x F!Reader with anxiety (Roblox doors🚪 in real life )

You may never know what will be there Behind the next  Door

Requested by Evie 

                          (Your POV)

You may never know what will be Behind the next  Door was all I could think of  .

I never imagined that as simple as opening doors  could become a heart-pounding, exhilarating nightmare. As soon as I saw the look of this 'hotel' I was overshadowed by a familiar wave of anxiety. There’s just something about creepy corridors and unexplainable noises that makes my heart race. Still, I reluctantly agreed to help shiloh and her siblings, determined to prove to myself that I could handle whatever this “ hotel” had in store for us.

“Okay, everyone we have done this before no harm in doing it again right ” Shiloh announced a fake smile on her face

"I never done this before " i said

"Oooh i actuallyforgot you were here Y/N just follow along and do what we do. ",shiloh responded her purple dress contrasting sharply with the dimly lit environment. 

"Don't worry to much Y/N I'm great at this just follow me " I heard the calming voice of Mary my friend who I've had a crush for a while but I'm just little scared Y/N who could care about memy heart fluttered. Mary’s humor had always gotten a way to make me feel better  “I can totally take on monsters! I bet i can take them all down right now ” she declared, her animated gestures adding a smile on my face

.Door 1 it looked pretty normal i guess there was a fireplace and a couch so you could tell it was a hotel not one id like to stay long though .As went further at like door 13 i think . the lights started to flicker "Oh-Oh um please tell me this hotel forgot to pay the lighting bills and everything is OK " I say in hope

“no no no that mean a scary monster is coming probably wanting to eat you!” Micah called

"Oh no no I d-don't wanna be e-eaten " i start sobbing

"No Y/N its not that just...--oh rush is coming hide ! "shiloh was saying something to me but

then i heard a load like screaming noise My heart pounded against my ribs, my breath quickened, and I instinctively froze, panic overwhelming me. A wave of dizziness washed over me, the room spinning. My mind raced with scenarios—what if one of those monsters got to me before I could escape? Desperate to find solace,  "Y/N GO IN A CLOSET !" I hear mary shout at me

I darted toward a nearby closet, hoping that hiding would shield me from the horror. I pushed the door closed just as the fleeting shadows of something menacing raced past. I curled up, sinking into my own anxious mind. “Y/N you can come out now " eligah tells me

 "Nope i aint leaving i feel safe right here "i tell them but then i get pushed out of the  closet but Mary catches me blush appears on my face

But then a black shadow hand came out of the closet and smacked judah in the face it was pretty funny "Hey it was her who stayed there to long not me "judah complains 

When we continued we found a room that was pitch dark oh how much I hated the dark . I held onto Mary's hand as we walked through we heard a little whisper and when we left the room there was a little preacher on judahs shoulder and it smacked him in the face "wow this place must really hate judah "I whisper to Mary and she starts laughing

 There was a room that needed a key we searched the drawers to find it . There was a lot of gold in these drawers and judah was just taking it all anyway surprised i found the key and opened the door the little eye things appeared on the wall but i actuallywasnt scared "aww there kinda cute are they dangerous " i say pokeing the eyes

"we have no clue but I wouldn't touch them if I were you "eligah told me with a concerned look on his face

We got to a room with a long corridor yhen when we got near the end an inky monster with one eye emerged from the floor "OMGOMGWHATONEARTHISTHATTHING" i yell fast

" doesn't matter just run "shiloh yells ,and mary grabs my hand and we start running around going through doors jumping over closets and crouching under them but in the end we made it. "What was that thing "I ask out of breath

 "Well I don't know what it called but in pretty sure it's called eyes " judah says confidently 

"No eyes is the other one you know with the multiple eyes "micah corrects judah

 "really?" Judah now looks confused We then hear a loud screaming sound but the ligjts didn’t flicker

"oh no "i hear shiloh say "it's the green one get in a closet now Y/N come go "

"Wait what is coming what green thing ?what do I do? is it the same as rush ? I wanted to a respond and to ask all my questions  but the words got stuck in my throat, stifled by mounting anxiety. I had to breathe; I had to find a way to calm down—just like she always calmed me down. Instead, I felt myself slipping further into the overwhelming storm of dread. “Please Y/N” Mary pleaded softly, her voice wavering

. “I’m not going anywhere without you.” Her sincerity cut through the fog of anxiety that clouded my mind.Then, it happened. In an unexpected rush, the closet door slid open as Mary yanked it open, worry etched across her face. “Get in!” she instructed

, not waiting for my question and shoved me in the closet and ran to her own when we got out we had to go back in because it came again "when does that thing give up "I complain

then It finally ends Eventually, the monsters r left, searching . With trembling hands, we opened the door, stepping back out into the dimly lit hallway. It felt like we had just emerged from the depths of an abyss.We were at door 50 but it felt like we went through like 1,752 doors

this door looked like fancy kinda and when we went in there was some tall figure and it ran somewhere "ok we need to get the books to solve the code guiding light will help us " shiloh says

"What is that -that figure "I asked 

Judah gasps "*gasp* guys let's call him ... figure " judah says "Huh eh it good right "

"Thats the most laziest name iv ever heard for a monster " eligha says 

" i like the name " i speak up

"see Y/N gets it "judah says pointing at me

 anyway we got all the books shiloh d9ne the code and we got out of thay creepy library and when we left a door later there was a little shop "also Y/N a hint dont buy from this shop its a scam "judah whispers to me but evryone still heard

"JUDAH" EVERYONE yells "what you said give her tips " he answers in defence to be honest I have been picking up coins to I got about 565 "hey what's that cross thingy " I ask

"Oh that they eh say that it can banish a monster to who knows where "a little red goblin answered

"I'll take it " I say

"What Y/N it 500 coins not even i have that much " judah says 

"well i do " i say felling cool

"oh and that's my Y/N " mary says i buy it and put it in my pocket we go threw another few doors and we have to do the whole running from the ink monster again but it felt longer well we got to a garden and the next few doors were pitch dark while walking mary step on some like spike on the ground but then we heard rush .

"Oh no mary what do we do " micah asked "Wait " I say and stand infront of mary

"Y/N what are you doing "shiloh asked "Hey you rush i hearby declare you banished to a-a dark relm of umm darkness and... dark dang it i said dark 3 times didnt... i wait a minute how does this cross work " I ask and  i hold it out in my hand 

"Told ya it's a scam " judah said but then when rush came the cross flew out of my hand and into the air chains wrapped around rush and pulled it into a Portal it was all glowing blue "OK that was the coolest thing I ever done I just banished a monster "I say my eyes wide

"aww thank you "mary yells and hugs me so tight that I fall over but her led still hurts .

(Skips to after door 100 because I have no clue what to do for it my lazy self )

after we finally survived and i was so happy i stayed over at shilohs house to help mary woth her leg  “You saved me back there,” mary told me ,

her voice unsteady yet grateful. She blushed under my gaze; I took her hand. "Well you did save me first you didnt have to save me ya know.”

“I couldn’t just leave you,” she replied, her eyes sparkling with sincerity.

“I’m always going to be here for you.”With the weight of the world on my shoulders, a surge of courage pushed me forward.

“Can I tell you something?” I asked, barely containing the giddiness exploding in my chest.

“Anything,” she promised, her expression softening.I hesitated, then confessed, “I think I like you, Mary. Like… like you.”Her eyes widened. “I’ve liked you for ages, Y/N!”Without another word,

we leaned in, our lips brushing in a sweet, hesitant kiss—one that was the culmination of our fears and our feelings. With the haunting hotel behind us and a world of possibilities ahead, I finally felt alive.As we broke apart, I could hardly contain my smile.

“Maybe next time we face monsters together, we can do it in a less scary way?”“Agreed,” she laughed, squeezing my hand tightly as we walked out into the daylight, ready to face whatever life—or Roblox—threw at us next

.The end

Word count :1752🥰

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Brittney Nelson x FemReader

Requested by Sienna (on quotev)

        (Your pov )

I was walking around with brittney "i swear if judah calls me sus one time this round i wil-" Brittney starts to talk but i didn't want to hear the end

"Ok jeez i get you dont like judah calm down "i say trying to calm her down

" *gasp huh😧* Brittney gasp

"Huh whats wro-- *gasp* 😧" i gasp to

Emergency meeting 🚨

"Where" everyone asks

"Someone ate all the sweets but left the wrappers on the table !!" Me and Brittney say at the same time i blush a bit

"Is anyone sus "shiloh asks

"REDS SUS " judah announced, a mischievous grin dancing across his face.

"So help me judah you say this every time "Brittney yells

And here we go again Brittney and judah start arguing "Brittney please relax calm down " i say calmly

"W-well judah stated it " brittney complains

"We dont have enough information so i say we skip "shiloh says

Everyone skips except judah and Brittney vote each other. Deep down, i cherished my friendship with Brittney even though i wish it was more than that ,"remember there are two imposters among us "shiloh announces.

I've had a crush on Brittney a while now but ive always been there to calm her down i know she probably onlylike sme as a friend but i learn to cope with that and -.

" so Y/N wanna be my partner " Brittney asks ,snapping me out of my thoughts

"Umm yeah of course "i reply back with a smile ,Brittney smiles back at me and we go do our task.

I was doing wires until the lights went out ."Lights are out " I hear micah shout from somewhere.

"Cmon let's go help fox the lights so we don't look sus "I tell brittney

"Yeah your right "Brittney replies and follows me when we get to electrical eveyone is trying to fix the lights

"Hey everone can you-"I try and ask them to let one person do the light but they just don't listen

Brittney did not look happy "HEY EVRYONE "brittney shouts "can yall let Y/N do the light since yous clearly can't do them "

"Brittney you know you didn't have to do th-"I started to say

But everyone else says"fair enough " and let's me do the lights anyway

"Umm thank you brittney" I say with a tint of blush on my face

Emergency meeting 🚨

"Where " everyone asks

"Josiah and mary are gone "eligah says

Everyone gasps

"So is anyone su-" shiloh didn't even get to finish when some yells

"REDS SUS I JUST KNOW IT SHE DID IT "judah says

"JUDAH I AM NO--" BRITTNEY begins

“We all know who’s sus—Red! Brittney’s been acting suspicious! I mean, look at that sus face!” he says paying no attention to Brittney pointing his finger dramatically at her

"Brittney,, Brittney look at me ok hes not worth it ok calm stay calm " i say Brittney seems slightly better but you can tell she mad shes kinda cute when shes mad.

“I’m not sus judah , and you’re about to make me explode" Brittney says calmly(ish) but it was good enough for me

"We haven't found any imposters has anyone have Real evidents on who it might be "shiloh asks

No one says anything "ok then we skip for now " i say

"Fine, but if I get thrown out you know who it is !” judah declared,

"Brittney no "i tell Brittney

She smiles softly one that made my heart flutter .

We go and continue doing our task and then we hear runing brittney pulls me behind a desk "shhh "Brittney whispers to me.

We look over and we see daniel and shiloh " *gasp* i should have know it was you "shiloh started to say

"Buuut yah didnt thats to bad "daniel says and throw shiloh out . 🫨 was me and Brittneys fases

We ran to the meeting button and we press it

EMERGENCY meeting 🚨

"Wh-" "Daniel threw out shiloh me and brittney saw with our own eyes " i say panting

"Good enough for me "eligah says and everyone else agrees

"Daniel was ...... An imposter "eligah said and everyone celebrated

And now there was just one imposter left yay but who could it be shiloh was usually the one solving these things "and my last task is data download "Brittney groans

And she starts death staring the tablet "you kmow it takes long if you wait for it right "I tell her "yes u know "she answers

"Well I have my last task over there so ill be right back " i tell her woth a smile i didnt want to keave Brittney what if something bad happened like she got thrown out or the the tablet explodes a shark eats her an- wait i just noticed those will never happen well she might get thrown out but the the others wont . I done my last task and was walking back to Brittney but she wasn't their hmm did she get thrown out or "BOO" Brittney yells at me

"Aaah" I scream and britney starts bursting into laughter.

"That wasn't funny THAT WASNT FUNNY "I tell embarrassed

And then after a few seconds I start laughing to I just couldn't resist

Emergency meeting 🚨

There was only me ,Brittney eligah and micah

"Everyone else is gone "micah yells

"We should vote out the imposter now to be safe "eligha says

They all started arguing

I had no clue who the imposter was I just don't think it's brittney unless it is and I'm just letting my feelings get ahead of me oh I don't know why is life so completing

"Well judah said reds sus and now judah gone I vote Brittney "micah says

"Well no one has seen micah this whole round "eligah complains and votes micha

"Well neither has anyone seen you eligah "Brittney says

everyone looks at me

"Ermm why are yous looking at me "I'm pretty confused because I wasn't paying attention

"You have to vote "brittney whispers to me and I remember oh so I had no clue and it was just a leap of faith "I vote ... micah"

"And micah was... and imposters let's go "eligah says and we all celebrate later on

I find myself gazing into Brittney’s fiery eyes, . “You know what,” i said softly, her voice barely above a whisper,

“you are more than just ‘Red’ to me. You’re my... favorite teammate.” i say blushing

Brittney’s breath hitched, a brief silence overtaking the chaos of the game. “Your favorite, huh?” she replied playfully, a smirk creeping back onto her lips,

"Umm Y/N i need to tell you something

.my heart raced, sensing the weight behind brittneys words. “What’s up?” she urged, curiosity sparkling in her eyes.“Uh… I… I like you, Y/N . Like, really like you,” brittney confessed, her cheeks the same colour as her red outfit —riv.Brittney’s expression softened, warmth enveloping her features. A slow, teasing smile creased her face, “You know I really like you too, Brittney. Like, more than just friends,” i whispered back, our eyes locking in a beautiful moment shared only between us .

With hearts racing in tandem and excitement swirling between us, we leaned in and shared our first kiss "I love you brittney "I say

"I love you to Y/N

The End 

Word count :1,255

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Alpha shiloh x alpha FemReader (If nerf battle had zombies)

     Requested by DerekDavidson  (on quotev )      

(You Pov)

Me and shiloh were the alpha zombies, and if you were wondering how there's two alphas your answer is... I don't really well we are a different species if zombie and there was like a glitch but that doesn't matter I also heard that some suvivors would try to stop us but me and shiloh weren't gonna let that happen .Their squad didn’t just fight against our zombie kind; they were survivors wanting to get ride of us from this place

. Each member of the team was unique in their own way but so were we. Me and shiloh could easily infect them all this battle would probably even be to easy.Me and shiloh heard them talking

 “Remember: today we’re not just fighting for survival! We’re here for glory!” a boy in blue called out I think his was eligah or something  readying his Nerf blaster.

“Glory? I thought we were just here for the snacks afterwards!” Mary exclaimed, "dont worry im jokeing"

With a collective nod, the team positioned themselves, each taking a defensive stance as David counted down.“Three… Two… One… Go!”

From the bushes me and shiloh were spying on them .i kinda had a crush on shiloh but ill talk bout thay later hehe .the suvivors goal was clear: the  survivors had to defeat the two amazing fabulous alphas also known as me and shiloh to free their town; me and shiloh just had to infect them we already had an army of zombies from suvivors we previously infected

"are you ready "shiloh ask me

"I was born ready "I reply with a smirk  The battle erupted with wild whoops and laughter. Nerf darts whizzed through the air, colliding with anything that moved. Us zombies retaliated with leaps and dodges, their grace almost enchanting. Eligah quickly devised a strategy while talking into a Nerf blaster, “Micha, cover the ground! Judah, go somehow  distract them!”

“On it!” Judah shouted, sprinting towards some zombie and done some distraction dance "what on earth are you doing "some zombie asked 

"a distraction "judah replies proudly then run away from the group of zombie chaceing him“Looks like Judah’s got them entertained,” micah chuckled,

shooting a nerf dart towards Shiloh but missing her completely

."is that all you got "shiloh says and infects micah and his clothes and hair turn green"Oh my favourite colour,"micah says

happily Meanwhile, Josiah attempted to make me change sides .“How about you change teams, Y/N? I mean, who wants to be a zombie when you can be a—”“Sorry you ain't my type "I call out to him and infect him to .man am I good at this

Buoyed by spirit and hilarity, the zombies turned to me and shilih, we call out, “Okay, zombies, I need your attention! We’re not just undead; we’re fabulously undead!”

The battle raged on, but soon both sides started to tire, and the air around them throbbed with laughter rather than aggression. Daniel, spotting Shiloh alone for a moment, gleefully aimed his blaster.

“It’s just you and me now, alpha zombie”“are you sure bout that?” Shiloh teased, flipping her hair then a group of zombies surround Daniel."Oh-!!"daniel calls out

All the zombies attack him and shiloh skips away Apon the fun, I'm walking around looking for people when i see Marry on top of a climbing wall " Get   down " I tell mary

"NEVER,"she shouts,

I groan I start throwing axes at mary but she is somehow like dodging them.

Finally, i hit her hand and she falls down but i catch her

“Was that you saving me? Awww, thank you, I'll just go and not disturb you” Marry says in hope

Zombie micah walks up to me and I throw mary to him and say "deal with her," then walk off“evryone stay on your feet!” Eligah called out,

turning to find Shiloh and eligah tries to shoot her but I throw an axe at the bullet "damn I have SUCH GOOD AIM !!!"I shout

And eligah just runs off "hey get back here "shiloh says

"So how ya been girlie pop "I asked shiloh

"Oh ya know just defending our whole zombie kind from annoying suvivors so like nothing much "shiloh answers sarcastically. 

"OK I get it, jeez." I laugh.

We see a Nerf gernade being thrown at me and shiloh but I caught it"HEY I CAUGHT I-" i begin

but shiloh grabs it from my hand and throws it away it explodes mid-air but shiloh pulls me behind a table"Maybe be more careful next time Y/N" shiloh says

"Yeah you right Sooo let go get more suvivors, yeah?"i say and run off

"Wait Y/N wait for meee," shiloh calls and runs after me. There are a crowd of zombies protecting me and shiloh as we see nerf darts flying around everywhere me and shiloh separate for a bit and then I hear very loud music playing

"WHAT AND WHERE IS THAT SOUND COMING FROM"Me and shiloh say at the same time we go to investigate it

But when we got there there was a speaker on the ground and no one here but as we turn around we see eligah pointing two nerf guns at us

"Oh how cooked are we " shiloh says

"OMG LOOK AT THAT" i scream

"Do you really think I'm that much of an idiot" elgah ask me

"I have two things to answer that question !first thing yes second thing ultra yes third thing- oh wait I said I have 2 thing to say hold on hmm-" I say with a smile

but eligah wasn't buying it at all

And just as it looked like the survivors would win, I threw my last axe at Eligah but he dodges it i use this tim and run behind him pick up my axe .and when he is now fully aware of his surroundings i quickly launched a surprise sneak attack on eligah woth my axe .

“Surprise! You’ve just been Y/N-fied’! ”I laugh and shiloh just stares at me to stunned to speak .There was one person left now judah we got out everyone else but now that I think of it after he got chased by a group of zombies at the start we haven't seen him anywhere after strange

"Where is this boy "I wonder to myself and at that moment judah pops up right infront of me

"I got you now alpha "judah says proudly 

"You forgot about shiloh" I say "she's an alpha two ya know"

"REALLY!oh yeah I forgot there were two alphas this time where is shiloh "judah ask .

Was he asking me or himself I have no clue 

"Right here "shiloh says behind him and infects him

"OMG WE WON WE JUST WON !!!"

i scream hugging shiloh I blush a bit"Yeah we did "shiloh says looking around incase their were any left suvivors we didn't see yet“Just like that, team! Can I hear it for the zombies?” i shouted, raising my hands, celebrating with shiloh and the other zombies.,

proud of the 'fun' we had, but more importantly, witnessing the joy radiating from the crew. As dusk settled, Shiloh approaches me“Looks like we did it, partner,” i say to shil her eyes sparkling.

Sparks blurred around us, and with soft bravery, Shiloh leaned in, whispering, “It’s moments like these I think we should… transform. Let’s unite as friends, and maybe even more.”And just like that, amid the foam darts and laughter, me and shiloh shared a gentle kiss, as we pull away for air were both blushing ,but we were happy I was happy

 "Sooo wanna do it again "i ask in hope "how could I say no " shiloh  replies and pulls me in for another kiss and in this moment of sincere affection that echoed against the night, sealing our bond in the chaotic atmosphere of feelings , laughter, and love.

The End.

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Shiloh Nelson x Male reader (among us woth mods)

       Requested by DerekDavidson   on quotev    

     (Your   pov)        

                 Emergency meeting 🚨

Everyone asks "where"

Eligah says, "Someone cut out only the middle part of the pie."

Everyone gasps shiloh says, "ok is anyone sus,"

"RED SUS,"judah shouts with no hesitation

 "judah you say this every time im not sus,"britney says in defence

"Well, I say red sus who's with me,"judah asked

Shiloh smirks and says "well works for me, i vote, britney."

And i knew exactly what she was doing me  and shiloh and I were the two imposters, and we had to get as many people out as possible, so why not vote red .

"Well, if shiloh says reds sus, i dont see why we should not vote. When has shiloh ever let us down?"micah says

and everyone agrees, and we vote off brittney ,"awww come ooooon britney yells as we throw here off

"Brittney was...      not the imposter, "Eligah says

"Mom gave task to do while we are watching the airship,"shiloh speaks 

"And remember there are two imposters,"eligah continues. 

“Hey, Y/N” shiloh called, spotting me, i smile at the sight of her ,so i maybe do have a crush on shiloh but she'd never like a boy like me but its ok as long as we are still friends . While i always seemed carefree, today felt different.

“Ready for some impostor fun?”I say to shiloh , and i could feel butterflies fluttering in my stomach.

“Always, but you know we need to be stealthy this time,” she replied, a playful glint in her eyes. i always admired shiloh's fearless.

anyway, me and shiloh had a secret: a power that allowed us to merge together, creating an amazing impostor that no one could suspect.The others started to buddy up; and I just stayed with shiloh. we saw micah and judah across from us“Oh oh oh, should we throw them out?" I suggest 

“Hold your horses!” shiloh laughed, turning to me, whose eyes sparkled with mischief. “Let’s strategize before we cause chaos.” She continued

As the game continues, the crew scattered to their tasks. With our secret power,  me and shiloh stayed close, ready to execute our plan. Amid laughter and nervous tension, we quickly merged into one figure — a suave impostor clad in an impressive (your colour) and purple blend, radiating charm and danger.

Me and Shiloh exchanged a knowing glance; it was time. We separated, each going their own way, but not before Shiloh whispered, “Stick close ok” I just nodded

As minutes past by we took out micah and michel. Me and shiloh stealthily navigated the ship, sabotaging tasks, and skillfully throwing crewmates off .       

        Emergency meeting!🚨

"Where "everyone asked 

“micah and michel are gone !"daniel reported

"Noooo not micah we were the greatest crewmates "judah says dramatically "we must fine this imposter for micahs sake"

Shiloh felt a rush. We were in dangerous waters, but they could manage this. “there isnt enough information so I say we skip ” she chimed in. 

"Works for me "I say

And everyone else voted skip ,it was crazy it's like we controll the game

As we resumed,me and shiloh sneaked away to merge again. Josiah was trying to do card swipe but was struggling "hey josiah "me and shiloh say, 

"Oh hi-huh .."josiah says visually confused to the sight of me and shiloh merged Josiah laughed nervously through his masked fear. “Don’t throw me out ! I swear I’m not a crewmate,” he tries to escape us but we throw him out

. I turned to Shiloh, my smile pulling her in. “You know this might be our best game yet, right?” I say

She beamed back, feeling entirely taken by my flamboyant charm. “You think so?”I took a step closer,my expression earnest, vulnerability threading through my playful antics. “No matter how many crewmates we’ve ejected, the real prize here is you.”

In that moment .we merged once more. The rush of power filled the air, we had practically already won they stood no chance.As the game continued , me and shiloh turned off the light and  threw  out judah, and William .damn we were on a role .

me and shiloh were sooo good at this.After a while of throwing people out it was .. 

                            Emergency meeting 🚨

 It was only me ,shiloh ,eligah ,Daniel and mary"We have to vote off an imposter now we can't risk losing anyone else "eligah says

"It could be anyone "i say .

“Or we get back to work finish our task before we get thrown out , Shiloh says confidently

"Hmm shiloh why would you not wanna vote someone out" daniel asks

"Yeah and you said britney was sus buy she was innocent "eligah says

"Omg guys what if Y/N is the imposter "Mary says to join the conversation 

"What no shiloh is the imposter "eligah says

"Whaat naaa And I can’t help but think, if I were an Imposter – which I’m not – I’d look really good doing it,” shiloh says in her defence, flipping her purple hair

Oh no this was bad if they vote off shiloh I won't be able to do this on my own I can't do all that on my own that's to much work and pleasure then I said words I never thought I'd say out my mouth

"Wait no i- I'm ..the imposter "I say

"Y/N noo what are you doing"shiloh whispered to me

"Haha I Knew it" Mary yells

"Well works for me "eligah says

"Don't worry shiloh I belive in you "I whisper to her but I knew she heard me

And they vote me off "Y/N was ..actually an imposter well there's one imposter left be careful "eligah says

 I walked over to the other crewmates "why did you do that " michel asked 

"I wish I knew ,oh wait I kinda do well umm I wasn't thinking ,just, ugh it doesn't matter "I try and make up a proper sentence 

Shiloh went and threw out eligah and while she was looking for daniel or Mary it was...   

                        Emergency Meeting 🚨

  "Mary shiloh is the imposter she threw out eligah "daniel said

"What no that's not what happend at all daniel I didn't see the truth daniel threw out eligah and is blaming me on his mess "shiloh says in defence 

"Come on Mary it's so obvious it shiloh come on "

daniel trys encouraging her to vote shiloh

"Mary come on girl power"shiloh says

"Oh oh oh I vote um this is so much pressure I'm never on the final 3 "

"Come on mary"they both say

Back here all the crewmates were shouting all different things but all ment the one same thing

"Come on vote shilohh"

"Vote her off already"

"We believe in you mary

"It's so obvious it's shiloh"

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                         Emergency meeting 🚨

Everyone asks "where"

Eligah says, "Someone cut out only the middle part of the pie."

Everyone gasps 

shiloh says, "ok is anyone sus,"

"RED SUS,"judah shouts with no hesitation 

"judah you say this every time im not sus,"britney says in defence

"Well, I say red sus who's with me,"judah asked

Shiloh smirks and says "well votes for me, i vote, britney."

And i knew exactly what she was doing me  and shiloh and I were the two imposters, and we had to get as many people out as possible, so why not vote red .

"Well, if shiloh says reds sus, i dont see why we should not vote. When has shiloh ever let us down?"micah says

and everyone agrees, and we vote off brittney ,"awww come ooooon britney yells as we throw here off

"Brittney was…      not the imposter, "Eligah says

"Mom gave task to do while we are watching the airship,"shiloh speaks 

"And remember there are two imposters,"eligah continues. 

“Hey, Y/N” shiloh called, spotting me, i smile at the sight of her ,so i maybe do have a crush on shiloh but she'd never like a boy like me but its ok as long as we are still friends . While i always seemed carefree, today felt different.

“Ready for some impostor fun?”I say to shiloh , and i could feel butterflies fluttering in my stomach.

“Always, but you know we need to be stealthy this time,” she replied, a playful glint in her eyes.i always admired shiloh's fearless.anyway, me and shiloh had a secret: a power that allowed us to merge together, creating an amazing impostor that no one could suspect.

The others started to buddy up; and I just stayed with shiloh. we saw micah and judah across from us“Oh oh oh, should we throw them out?" I suggest 

“Hold your horses!” shiloh laughed, turning to me, whose eyes sparkled with mischief. “Let’s strategize before we cause chaos.” She continued

As the game continues, the crew scattered to their tasks. With our secret power,  me and shiloh stayed close, ready to execute our plan. Amid laughter and nervous tension, we quickly merged into one figure — a suave impostor clad in an impressive (your colour) and purple blend, radiating charm and danger.

Me and Shiloh exchanged a knowing glance; it was time. They separated, each going their own way, but not before Shiloh whispered, “Stick close ok” I just nodded

As minutes past by we took out micah and michel. Me and shiloh stealthily navigated the ship, sabotaging tasks, and skillfully throwing crewmates off .

                Emergency meeting!🚨

"Where "everyone asked

 “micah and michel are gone !"daniel reported

"Noooo not micah we were the greatest crewmates "judah says dramatically "we must fine this imposter for micahs sake"

Shiloh felt a rush. We were in dangerous waters, but they could manage this. “there isnt enough information so I say we skip ” she chimed in. 

"Works for me "I say

And everyone else voted skip ,it was crazy it's like we controll the game

As we resumed,me and shiloh sneaked away to merge again. Josiah was trying to do card swipe but was struggling "hey josiah "me and shiloh say, 

"Oh hi-huh .."josiah says visually confused to the sight of me and shiloh merged

Josiah laughed nervously through his masked fear. “Don’t throw me out ! I swear I’m not a crewmate,” he tries to escape us but we throw him out .

 I turned to Shiloh, my smile pulling her in. “You know this might be our best game yet, right?” I say

She beamed back, feeling entirely taken by my flamboyant charm. “You think so?”

I took a step closer,my expression earnest, vulnerability threading through my playful antics. “No matter how many crewmates we’ve ejected, the real prize here is you.”

In that moment .we merged once more. The rush of power filled the air, we had practically already won they stood no chance.

As the game continued , me and shiloh turned off the light and  threw  out judah, and William .damn we were on a role .me and shiloh were sooo good at this.

After a while of throwing people out it was ..

                              Emergency meeting 🚨 

It was only me ,shiloh ,eligah ,Daniel and mary

"We have to vote off an imposter now we can't risk losing anyone else "eligah says

"It could be anyone "i say .

“Or we get back to work finish our task before we get thrown out , Shiloh says confidently

"Hmm shiloh why would you not wanna vote someone out" daniel asks

"Yeah and you said britney was sus buy she was innocent "eligah says

"Omg guys what if Y/N is the imposter "Mary says to join the conversation 

"What no shiloh is the imposter "eligah says

"Whaat naaa And I can’t help but think, if I were an Imposter – which I’m not – I’d look really good doing it,” shiloh says in her defence, flipping her purple hair

Oh no this was bad if they vote off shiloh I won't be able to do this on my own I can't do all that on my own that's to much work and pleasure then I said words I never thought I'd say out my mouth

"Wait no i- I'm ..the imposter "I say

"Y/N noo "shiloh whispered to me

"Haha I Knew it" Mary yells

"Well works for me "eligah says

"Don't worry shiloh I belive in you "I whisper to her but I knew she heard me

And they vote me off "Y/N was ..actually an imposter well there's one imposter left be careful "eligah says 

I walked over to the other crewmates "why did you do that " michel asked 

"I wish I knew ,oh wait I kinda do well umm I wasn't thinking ,just, ugh it doesn't matter "I try and make up a proper sentence 

Shiloh went and threw out eligah and while she was looking for daniel or Mary it was…

                            Emergency Meeting 🚨           

"Mary shiloh is the imposter she threw out eligah "daniel said

"What no that's not what happend at all daniel I didn't see the truth daniel threw out eligah and is blaming me on his mess "shiloh says in defence 

"Come on Mary it's so obvious it shiloh come on "daniel trys encouraging her to vote shiloh

"Mary come on girl power"shiloh says

"Oh oh oh I vote um this is so much pressure I'm never on the final 3 "

"Come on mary"they both say

Back here all the crewmates were shouting all different things but all ment the same thing

"Come on vote shilohh"

"Vote her off already"

"We believe in you mary"

It's so obvious it's shiloh"

"Throw her off !throw her off!"

"Puples sus !!"

"Come on come on mary"

"Shiloh it's shiloh "

"OK I made up my mind it required a loot of thinking I vote…."mary begins 

"Sorry shiloh but your going down "daniel says

"I vote skip " Marry says with a grin

Daniel "… are you serious "

Mary asks "did I do the right thing "

Shiloh responds with "nooo not at all"

Shiloh throws out Mary and imposters win me and shiloh were dancing together

I couldn’t resist any longer "yeah know this was kind of like a date kind of .” i remarked, focusing my gaze on shiloh with a grin.

“Funny you say that… Wanna make it official?” she shot back, her cheerfulness lighting up the mood.  

"Umm of course yeah " I say ,as I pull shiloh in for a kiss As the sun dipped below the horizon, me and shiloh watched the sun set our hands holding each other as I pull shiloh in for another kiss and then a peck on the cheek .this was the best day in my whole life 

The End

Word count :1343😁

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Josiah nelson x short fem Reader (If Mario Was In Among us)

   This was requested by Cassidy on quotev

( Your Pov)        

                 Emergency meeting 🚨

"There was a! ... wait why is the table so small ?"jocelyn asked"SOMEONE SET UP A BOB-BOMB AND THE TIMER ONLY SAYS 30 MINUTES LEFT!!!"micah finishes jocelyns sentenceEveryone gasps

 "Wait why is green Mario here" wario asked then starts laughing with waluigi (I don't know ther actuall names )

I wasn't really paying much attention because all I heard was arguing. Then I heard eligah speak up"They couldn't have done it on there own that means two of us here are imposters "eligah said

Well i knew that part already as i were one of those imposters. Yeah "Is anyone sus"shiloh asks

"Well there's 3 people wearing red so let's vote them all of just to be safe"judah says

"Wait if the imposter who started his is still among us"shiloh starts to say but gets interupted by judahs laughter "Stop. So they wouldn't wanna risk being inside the castle when it went off "shiloh continues

  Then something something something then everyone votes skip .Even though I was an imposter I took a task card anyway.

 Me Y/N and was (whatever mario character) and also an imposter, Josiah comes up to me "hiya shortie"

 Oh how I hate it when people call me that but when Josiah says it it kinda hits different, buuuut it's still annoying I wasn't that short . Was I?

"I'm not that short"I say while blush appears on my face.i had a crush on josiah a while now but the no way he would like a short person like me and plus he's also like my best friend I can't lose him so I won't risk it

Any way shiloh was saying there are power ups around the place anyone can use pipes and stuff so yeah

Josiah starts talking to me"Sooo my Tiny Y/N it's a big dangerous place out here and I thi-" "Yes Josiah I'll be your buddy "I already knew what the rest would be everyone treats my like I'm some child but I'm like the same age as all of them .

"Well wanna go for a pipe ride it's great that crewmates can like vent to right "Josiah says smiling"Yeeeeah crewmates sure it's great "I wisper to myself.Josiah was wearing a pretty nice toad outfit and li..

."Oh wait a power up box!"josiah screams "No wait you have to collect enough "Josiah tries to break the power up box put practically breaks his hand and is now screaming on the floor.

"Ouch are you ok that look like it hurt "I ask josiah genuinely concerned 

"Nah im fine shortie nothing I can't hand "josiah replies still holding his hand in pain .He gets up and we continue to go do our tasks well his tasks anyway"Well so Y/N there's something I kinda wanted to tell yo-"

"PIRANA PLANT IS LOSE " judah shouts Then it just...         

          Emergency meeting 🚨

"Someone let  pirana plant lose but judah took care of it "Pauline said

Juudah had and flame onto his head as he bangs his head on the table."And shyguy is gone "shiloh reported and everyone gasp

 Well I didn't do it but I did let out piranha plant while josiah was doing his task silly me I guess.

Wario was saying shiloh was sus and given a bunch of valid reasons and if I were a crewmate I would think she was the imposter , but sadly jocelyn defended her

.shiloh Is the best at finding imposter if we don't get rid of her were doomed Then the meeting was over

 "Hey josiah what did you wanna say to me earlier "I ask curious

 "Oh huh that that wasn't important shortie don't worry bout it in fact you stay right here I gotta goooo do some task be right back "josiah says quick then runs off

I then see a power box and then Pauline, a smirk grows on my face I break the power Box and get a red shell

"Hey stay back " Pauline says afraid and tries to run away"Sorry but these never miss "I say I throw the red shell stun here then throw her out damn I am good.

The josiah comes back "Oh where's Pauline "he wonders

"W-well she- umm"i try to make up and exuse put josiah didn't really seem to care"Huh guess we're ya know shortie alone but dont worry ill protecty you "he say, I just roll my eyes , but i smile

"Huh hey josiah even if was acting just a bit sus you wouldn't vote me out right "I ask hopefull

y Josiah repliesw ith "of course not shortie I would never plus I trust you. You wouldn't lie to me"

"Ummm yeah of course "I say but I do feel bad now"Umm well I have something what is the word agani oh yeah vague to do over there so wait here be right back "I say shyly"

Alright shortie but be care if you aren't back in 5 minutes "josiah says smirking

"Josiah I may be short but I aint no baby I'll be back "

I say smiling "ALso next meeting vote out micah he acting sus "I say as I run of

"If he's acting sus we need to vote him out byee" josiah said

After I come back to josiah but shiloh ,eligah and micah are already talking to him"Woah woah woah woah woah now no way shorties the imposter she to innocent for that "

"Josiah  Y/N is the imposter "Shiloh says

"Y/N is not the imposter "he replies back

I couldn't take it anymore "sorry josiah but shiloh is right hehe funny " Josiah looks sad he says"o-okay but I can't lose you, your my shortie"

An idea popped up in my head "then stay with me"i shout happily then I throw him out 

         Emergency meeting 🚨

 "It's " micah begins to speak but I interupt " yeah it is me vote me of I have a friend to see"

"Aaah " I scream as I get voted of"Did you really do that just for me "josiah ask smiling

 "Maybe , maybe not" I say as I smile

 "I love you " we both say at the same time

"Aww I love you to "we again say at the same time 

And then the most magical thing happened he kissed me

"eew gross josiah shes an imposter "Pauline says still mad I threw her out"I couldn't care less she's my little imposter "josiah responds happily 

Judah got thrown out and was talking with josiah "So for your leg you can either take one pill a day for 14 days or you could take this 💊 once"judah says holding a gigantic pill in his hand.

"I am not eating that"josiah says.

"Oh come on"

"No""Just do it "

"No"

"just a nibble "

"No"

And to be honest I'm more concerned how that fitted in judahs pocket

So maybe the imposters lost but josiah let me celebrate with them so I say this was a win win for everyone well maybe not everyone 😅

"My Tiny Y/N do you wanna be my first ever girlfriend every did I say the ever part "josiah asked with hope in his eyes 

"Of course how could I say no "I reply "Wait really ,i really thought you'd say no .damn I got rejected a lot in life" josiah answers surprised

 I just slightly laugh and give him a peck on the cheek well I kinda had to step on a stool though hehe that's the short life for me

The end

Word count :1,320🥰

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some owl house stuff i drew in 2020