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Ahh nothing like reading x reader fanfics on Valentine's day to remember single I am

Anyway happy Valentine's Day 😘

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Listen I want to be that button so bad 😩

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infinite craft first discovery

I MADE AN INFINATE CRAFT FIRST DISCOVERY!!!

Another one let's GOOOOOOOO!!!!

Im on fire!!! 🔥 🔥

I should stop.... nah

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hey can I request TADC characters finding reader watching edits of them and then reader has to embarrassingly admit that they find the character hot and then just make up the rest? I'm literally foaming at the mouth thinking about this lmaooo

Various TADC characters catching you watching edits of them

Ooooo I love a good joke post/4th wall breaker

Characters: caine, kinger, jax

Notes: reader is gn, joke post, short post, reader is so down bad they manage to break the forth wall to get the edits

CWs: none

CAINE

knows exactly what youre watching and honestly hes a little flattered that youre watching edits of him over and over again, and he doesnt get in the way so long as youre not watching something inappropriate- gotta keep the circus friendly for all ages!

hell he might strike a few poses and do something "clip worthy" just for you to get your reaction... dont ask where the music is playing from, dont worry about it- hes simply committing to the bit

may actually get a little sad if you watch an edit of someone else- why arent you looking at him anymore :(?

KINGER

...genuinely doesnt know what youre watching and why- when did you record that video of him? why is there music and sparkles and all sorts of effects? why- huh- where- how- where did you even get a phone...?

hes almost a little freaked out about it- not by you exactly, more so freaked out and confused that theres someone somewhere out there somehow who knows whats going on and instead of trying to help they somehow make this... video of him... is this... gods work..?

his head hurts, and hes probably never even heard of a fan edit before so he has zero clue whats hes looking at

JAX

will call you cringe for it- at least until he realizes that one. you have a phone. and two, youre watching an edit of him. his amusement shifts into mild confusion and horror- similarly to kinger hes kind of... thrown into a loop... how do you have that? who even made that? hello??

will yoink your phone and scroll through your saves to see how deep it goes, and gets increasingly more and more confused. if this were an edit on literally anything else he wouldnt care all that much, and would lightly bully you for it like he normally would but...

will give the FATTEST side eye everytime he sees you pull out the phone that you seemed to just.. appear with one day.. he knows exactly what youre looking up

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This is the most Cole gif that has ever Coled

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Oh well I want him in my room 😜

oops my hand slipped again

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oops my hand slipped again

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Naaah he's just adorable 🥹🥰

stupid guy. little fa.

@hot-stuff-n-tidal-waves @starlightink @kingxgarm @cboffshore @garmaballs @froggityboingerrr

@fiberturkey89 @toastingpencils37 @user-without-a-cool-acronym @ct-9902 @patchesahoy

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*jay exhausted from playing video games all night*

*jay grabs a box of cereal and the carton of milk*

*pours milk on the floor*

Nya: ummm JAY

Jay: ooooh my bad sorry

Nya: jay were you playing fortnite all night again

Jay: nooo

Nya: jay

*jay falls asleep on floor*

Nya: huh jay

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The beard quartet's response when someone tells them "i love you":

Ronin: The fuck?

Dareth: I love you too!

Clutch: Who paid you to say that? are you okay?

Okino: Huh? thanks...?

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Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 2

Jay: Y/n and I are so close, we even share a toothbrush.

Y/n: We WHAT?

Y/n and Lloyd: *making a ‘hear me out’ cake*

Y/n: *puts down a picture*

Lloyd:

Lloyd: THAT’S MY DAD WHAT THE FU-

Cole: This is Y/n. I've only had them for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Y/n: I love murder mysteries

Morro, trying to impress them: I’ve been a suspect in four murder cases.

Kai to young Lloyd: We don't give people the middle finger.

Y/n: We are better than that.

Kai: We give them every finger.

Y/n: No, wait. I don't like where this is going.

Kai: Right across the face.

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Ninjago X Reader Y/n incorrect quotes part 3

(I’m taking this a bit far, don’t you think?)

Y/n: I’m sorry to tell you this but you have a heart and the capacity to feel.

Morro: YOU TAKE THAT BACK

Kai: You don't know anything about me!

Y/n: I know everything about you! You are an open book written for very dumb children.

Y/n, staring at Lloyd: I could fix him…

Garmadon: Please don't, it took a lot of work to fuck him up this bad

Jay: We have a problem.

Y/n: No, YOU have a problem. I have an idiot who keeps making them.

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Elijah x ADHD Reader(If Rainbow Friends was in real life)

Before you read i have never experienced ADHD and ive never properly met someone with it so u had to search more on it up .so this might not be completely correct and in really sorry bout that and please try to not get offended to much .But feel free to correct any mistakes I make 

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Requested by Cassidy (on quotev)

(Your POV)

"ODD WORLD ,ODD WORLD ,ODD WORLD" we were all chanting ODD world and we were going to ODD world I was so excited . Then we all stopped in confusion

 "This is odd world " Judah asks "looks kinda different " micah replied Micah then runs to the door to find out it's locked

"WOOHOO WE'RE LOCKED IN ODD WORLD!!!" Me and judah say jumping 

"This isn't odd world " britney says

"awww man are we in trouble again" i reply 

Then a shadow figure appears on the TV and says stuff about collecting blocks hmmm and we gotta survive

"Survive ,survive what " elijah says along with some other gibberish Everyone ran away while i started skipping and eligah followed me. I really like elijah think I like like him I wonder if he likes likes me back what did what I say make sense oh wait this is in my head I forgot this is my POV and not anyone else wait did I break the fourth wall...

*meanwhile shiloh and bros background music starts play dodododododododod ba na na*

"Wow these boxes Unfold " judah explains

"really I love boxes "I reply "since when "elijah asks me "Since now "I reply mysteriously "hey look I'm a kitty in a box meow meow meow ."

"Y/N this is serious we have to get out of here" shiloh explains then notices evryone else is in a box like me

*scary deep voice sound" Chandler has been found

 Oh that's a bummer anyway I was walking with elijah and then we heard loud footsteps eligajah why do you walk so loud " I ask him

"W-what that isn't me" elijah replies Everyone else comes and gathers around the door and then I saw a very familiar blue monster but I forgot where I saw him from

"Awwwee it so cute I wanna hug him " I say going towards the blue monster

"Nope nope nope on a rope we gonna go go "elijah tells me and grabs my hand so we run away .The blue monster caught that grey jumper girl I I always forget her name .

Anyway daniel gets the last block and places it. All th flights turns of and back on and the figure from the TV starts yappin and tells about green Then we see a food bowl "aww they have a puppy" josiah exclaims "What about this place makes you think theyd have a normal pet.elijah says sarcastically

 "Oooh can I keep blue as a pet pwease " I say"

"No" elijah tells me and takes my hand and we walk off. We found some of the doggy food  and them we saw green "Aww look it green HIII GREEN " I say to green and start waving

"You do realise he's blind right "eligah tells me slightly smiling "Oh well ill heal his blindness with my great hug because I'm the queen of hugs " I yell going to hug green

 "No no no no no " elijah grabs my arm and pulls me away frome green " Y/N you can't keep doing this "

"Doing what " i ask "trying to hug the monsters " elijah replies  .

"aww but there my friends " i tell him

Y/N, can we, like, stick to the plan for once?” Eligah asks me “Plans are boring!” i exclaimed, running around him him, eyes bright with mischief.

"your gonna get hurt I'm worried about you there not our friends " eligah tells me

“Then we can just hug them until they become our friends!" i yell and elijah  starts laughing .

I love elijahs laugh that's why I try to make him laugh alot it's cute

We found all the doggie packets and the figure on the TV starts yappin again he talks about orange and how the vent start licking ..wait no it's leaking yeah leaking that makes more sense While me and elijah were walking shiloh runs up to us and cole is in a box on the floor we all look at cole

"Huh that odd " shiloh exclaims 

"ooooh what odd" I ask

"That " shiloh says "ok what odd about it "eligah asks clearly confused 

"That is odd " shiloh says again then I look more closely " *GASPS* WAIT THAT IS ODD" I yell

" I KNOW but what so odd bout it "elijah yells after me

"look it say odd "I tell elijah

"Oh that is odd "he says finally getting it

Shiloh them says stuff about how this was apart of odd world and other stuff

Judah runs near a vent and sees a puple thing in it  "Oh hecko no ! Nope not today ! Not today!!!"

Me and eligah ses the purple thing to I was about to say how cute it was but eligah interupts me " No Y/N its not cute . It's not so hug-able . And it is definitely not our friend " 

" *gasps* how did you know I was gonna say all that are you pyscic " I say and elijah just laughs at me his cute laugh

"what - what's so funny " I asked

Then all the light went of when we found all the fuses we had to power up the backup generator or as shiloh said find a way out then me elijah and shiloh found a room with alot of lore "ooooh spooky ... you think there's any cute monsters to hug here " I ask

Elijah amd shiloh look through everything while I just stand there playing with my hand shiloh started reading about how someone created the monsters to love the kids to much and wanted them to never let them leave "awww they just want company it .just be lonely here" I say

Elijah and shiloh were talking untill I heard the word Red WAIT RED "guys guys guys reds my brother "I tell them

 "HES YOUR WHAT!"they both yell at me . "I haven't told you that I have a brother hmm I thought I did my bad " I say .

Wait that means my brother is here I haven't seen him in soooooooooooooooooooooooooo long, I wasn't paying attention until I heard

Shiloh has been found

 "what huh that thing must be broken shiloh was right with us and there's no monsters around" I say I look elijah and he points to the vent with purple in it

"oh"

 Now we were without shiloh what we gonna do we powered up the generator and it was just me ,eligah ,judah and fairy girl . Anyway red my brother said we were having a party and I love party's then eligah told red that we now he's red I was gonna ask red if he still remembers me but he was gone then

"Wait are you telling me that red was sus" judah says "Yes judah red was indeed sus" I say

We got to the party place and I was still holding eligahs hand we saw alot of balloons and blue was sleeping "awww look he's sleeping he's probably so tired from chasing us all day "I say "Im Sure he is "

 Them a balloon popped because of a fork and now we were all running and then we found everyone else we escaped blue and then I saw red

And approached Red,  i waved enthusiastically and huged red very tight. “Hey, Red! It's me, Y/N! Sibling hug !"

“You know, if I was brave enough to hug a girl like that, maybe she’d notice me,” josiah said

"It's really you" red replied to me "Yeah anyway i have to go with my friends now but ill see you next time we have to run away from the rainbow friends byeee " i smile and wave then run over to the others .

I saw red wave back to then poof he disappeared, We made it we survived . Yippee "wow we really made it " i told elijah "yeah we really did " he responded

Then He leaned in, his gaze flickering to my lips, and in that heartbeat before our mouths met, i felt a rush of exhilaration as my mind quieted, and i could finally focus on one thing then we pulled apartTalia’s eyes widened, a mixture of surprise and delight flooding her expression.

“Whoa! What was that?” i exclaimed, laughing

“Uh, I… um…” Elijah stammered, feeling heat rush to his cheeks. “I just—I don’t know!”

“We ahould kiss more often!” i declared, bouncing away, energy renewed. "i love you "elijah said softly

"I love you to " I say

The end

ADHWord count :1434

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may I please request Juduh x pastel reader? but the reader looks nice, kind, and cutesy on the outside but is a feral angry gremlin who would die for her friends but would rather die than let them know on the inside. kinda like a tsundere

ok I'd love to do your request but I'd like to ask what kind of shiloh and bro episode do you want me to do like do you mean among us or rainbow friends or like what just so I know 😅

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Mary x F!Reader with anxiety (Roblox doors🚪 in real life )

You may never know what will be there Behind the next  Door

Requested by Evie 

                          (Your POV)

You may never know what will be Behind the next  Door was all I could think of  .

I never imagined that as simple as opening doors  could become a heart-pounding, exhilarating nightmare. As soon as I saw the look of this 'hotel' I was overshadowed by a familiar wave of anxiety. There’s just something about creepy corridors and unexplainable noises that makes my heart race. Still, I reluctantly agreed to help shiloh and her siblings, determined to prove to myself that I could handle whatever this “ hotel” had in store for us.

“Okay, everyone we have done this before no harm in doing it again right ” Shiloh announced a fake smile on her face

"I never done this before " i said

"Oooh i actuallyforgot you were here Y/N just follow along and do what we do. ",shiloh responded her purple dress contrasting sharply with the dimly lit environment. 

"Don't worry to much Y/N I'm great at this just follow me " I heard the calming voice of Mary my friend who I've had a crush for a while but I'm just little scared Y/N who could care about memy heart fluttered. Mary’s humor had always gotten a way to make me feel better  “I can totally take on monsters! I bet i can take them all down right now ” she declared, her animated gestures adding a smile on my face

.Door 1 it looked pretty normal i guess there was a fireplace and a couch so you could tell it was a hotel not one id like to stay long though .As went further at like door 13 i think . the lights started to flicker "Oh-Oh um please tell me this hotel forgot to pay the lighting bills and everything is OK " I say in hope

“no no no that mean a scary monster is coming probably wanting to eat you!” Micah called

"Oh no no I d-don't wanna be e-eaten " i start sobbing

"No Y/N its not that just...--oh rush is coming hide ! "shiloh was saying something to me but

then i heard a load like screaming noise My heart pounded against my ribs, my breath quickened, and I instinctively froze, panic overwhelming me. A wave of dizziness washed over me, the room spinning. My mind raced with scenarios—what if one of those monsters got to me before I could escape? Desperate to find solace,  "Y/N GO IN A CLOSET !" I hear mary shout at me

I darted toward a nearby closet, hoping that hiding would shield me from the horror. I pushed the door closed just as the fleeting shadows of something menacing raced past. I curled up, sinking into my own anxious mind. “Y/N you can come out now " eligah tells me

 "Nope i aint leaving i feel safe right here "i tell them but then i get pushed out of the  closet but Mary catches me blush appears on my face

But then a black shadow hand came out of the closet and smacked judah in the face it was pretty funny "Hey it was her who stayed there to long not me "judah complains 

When we continued we found a room that was pitch dark oh how much I hated the dark . I held onto Mary's hand as we walked through we heard a little whisper and when we left the room there was a little preacher on judahs shoulder and it smacked him in the face "wow this place must really hate judah "I whisper to Mary and she starts laughing

 There was a room that needed a key we searched the drawers to find it . There was a lot of gold in these drawers and judah was just taking it all anyway surprised i found the key and opened the door the little eye things appeared on the wall but i actuallywasnt scared "aww there kinda cute are they dangerous " i say pokeing the eyes

"we have no clue but I wouldn't touch them if I were you "eligah told me with a concerned look on his face

We got to a room with a long corridor yhen when we got near the end an inky monster with one eye emerged from the floor "OMGOMGWHATONEARTHISTHATTHING" i yell fast

" doesn't matter just run "shiloh yells ,and mary grabs my hand and we start running around going through doors jumping over closets and crouching under them but in the end we made it. "What was that thing "I ask out of breath

 "Well I don't know what it called but in pretty sure it's called eyes " judah says confidently 

"No eyes is the other one you know with the multiple eyes "micah corrects judah

 "really?" Judah now looks confused We then hear a loud screaming sound but the ligjts didn’t flicker

"oh no "i hear shiloh say "it's the green one get in a closet now Y/N come go "

"Wait what is coming what green thing ?what do I do? is it the same as rush ? I wanted to a respond and to ask all my questions  but the words got stuck in my throat, stifled by mounting anxiety. I had to breathe; I had to find a way to calm down—just like she always calmed me down. Instead, I felt myself slipping further into the overwhelming storm of dread. “Please Y/N” Mary pleaded softly, her voice wavering

. “I’m not going anywhere without you.” Her sincerity cut through the fog of anxiety that clouded my mind.Then, it happened. In an unexpected rush, the closet door slid open as Mary yanked it open, worry etched across her face. “Get in!” she instructed

, not waiting for my question and shoved me in the closet and ran to her own when we got out we had to go back in because it came again "when does that thing give up "I complain

then It finally ends Eventually, the monsters r left, searching . With trembling hands, we opened the door, stepping back out into the dimly lit hallway. It felt like we had just emerged from the depths of an abyss.We were at door 50 but it felt like we went through like 1,752 doors

this door looked like fancy kinda and when we went in there was some tall figure and it ran somewhere "ok we need to get the books to solve the code guiding light will help us " shiloh says

"What is that -that figure "I asked 

Judah gasps "*gasp* guys let's call him ... figure " judah says "Huh eh it good right "

"Thats the most laziest name iv ever heard for a monster " eligha says 

" i like the name " i speak up

"see Y/N gets it "judah says pointing at me

 anyway we got all the books shiloh d9ne the code and we got out of thay creepy library and when we left a door later there was a little shop "also Y/N a hint dont buy from this shop its a scam "judah whispers to me but evryone still heard

"JUDAH" EVERYONE yells "what you said give her tips " he answers in defence to be honest I have been picking up coins to I got about 565 "hey what's that cross thingy " I ask

"Oh that they eh say that it can banish a monster to who knows where "a little red goblin answered

"I'll take it " I say

"What Y/N it 500 coins not even i have that much " judah says 

"well i do " i say felling cool

"oh and that's my Y/N " mary says i buy it and put it in my pocket we go threw another few doors and we have to do the whole running from the ink monster again but it felt longer well we got to a garden and the next few doors were pitch dark while walking mary step on some like spike on the ground but then we heard rush .

"Oh no mary what do we do " micah asked "Wait " I say and stand infront of mary

"Y/N what are you doing "shiloh asked "Hey you rush i hearby declare you banished to a-a dark relm of umm darkness and... dark dang it i said dark 3 times didnt... i wait a minute how does this cross work " I ask and  i hold it out in my hand 

"Told ya it's a scam " judah said but then when rush came the cross flew out of my hand and into the air chains wrapped around rush and pulled it into a Portal it was all glowing blue "OK that was the coolest thing I ever done I just banished a monster "I say my eyes wide

"aww thank you "mary yells and hugs me so tight that I fall over but her led still hurts .

(Skips to after door 100 because I have no clue what to do for it my lazy self )

after we finally survived and i was so happy i stayed over at shilohs house to help mary woth her leg  “You saved me back there,” mary told me ,

her voice unsteady yet grateful. She blushed under my gaze; I took her hand. "Well you did save me first you didnt have to save me ya know.”

“I couldn’t just leave you,” she replied, her eyes sparkling with sincerity.

“I’m always going to be here for you.”With the weight of the world on my shoulders, a surge of courage pushed me forward.

“Can I tell you something?” I asked, barely containing the giddiness exploding in my chest.

“Anything,” she promised, her expression softening.I hesitated, then confessed, “I think I like you, Mary. Like… like you.”Her eyes widened. “I’ve liked you for ages, Y/N!”Without another word,

we leaned in, our lips brushing in a sweet, hesitant kiss—one that was the culmination of our fears and our feelings. With the haunting hotel behind us and a world of possibilities ahead, I finally felt alive.As we broke apart, I could hardly contain my smile.

“Maybe next time we face monsters together, we can do it in a less scary way?”“Agreed,” she laughed, squeezing my hand tightly as we walked out into the daylight, ready to face whatever life—or Roblox—threw at us next

.The end

Word count :1752🥰